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zig2ryme04: John 19: 23-24- Jesus wore a seamless robe, which was a very costly garment.

can you compare a seamless robe to a private jet yeah i thought so you can't.

alienYOUTH: I've always thot d symbian OS has bttr multitasking capabilities than Android; I was rly dissapointed when I got my first android device, u can't even run 4 apps simultaneously. It'll be nice if they come up wit somethin worthwhile.

android uses too much memory and only the high end android phones are worthwhile. the mid-range android phones are wack. but mid-range symbian phones are a blast!!! check out nokia 603. Its perfect and beats every android phone in its price range

yumsty: hmmmm...lets see if this can dethrone the N900

that phone's too heavy jooor. they better make something slimmer

oh now I know some movies aren't fake. i thought it was impossible to knock someone out with one blow

How does this affect the price of that precious G commodity.
*pisses on thread*

A Mod who creates silly threads and puts it on front page is like a dry comedian laughing at his own dry jokes. This thread is too shallow to be on front page.

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is your deal valid in abuja or owerri?

I can do nothing to the poster but if this kid catches you eh

How does this affect the price of leftover garri in Mama Sikira's buka tomorrow.

Highbros: These are my favourites:
1. Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On (4:01)
2. Bette Midler - Rose, The (3:41)
3. Elvis Presley - Love Me Tender (2:48)
4. Dido - Thank You (3:45)
5. Extreme - More Than Words (5:34)
6. Sarah Mclachlan - Building A Mystery (4:07)
7. The Beatles - It's Only Love (1:56)
8. Al Green - Let's Stay Together (3:12)
9. Barry White - You're The First, The Last, My Everthing (3:26)
10. Jackson 5 - I'll Be There (3:51)
11. Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U (5:08)
12. Sonny And Cher - I Got You Babe (3:09)
13. Chris Isaak - Wicked Game (4:41)
14. Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight (3:39)
15. Journey - Faithfully (4:26)
16. The Beatles - and i love here (stereo) (2:32)
17. Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me (3:37)
18. Wham - Careless Whisper (6:28)
19. Carpenters - Superstar (3:42)
20. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You (4:31)
21. Diana Ross & Lionel Richie - Endless Love (4:24)
22. Prince - I will die for you (2:51)
23. Atlantic Starr - Always (4:01)
24. Janet Jackson - That's The Way Love Goes (4:24)
25. Paul McCartney - Maybe I'm Amazed (3:52)
26. The Beatles - P.S. I Love You (2:05)
27. Elvis Costello and the Attractions - Alison (live) (3:08)
28. Elton John - Your Song (4:02)
29. Troggs - Wild Thing (2:41)
30. Morris Albert - Feelings (3:42)
31. Alicia Keys - Fallin' (3:16)
32. Sting - Every Litte Thing She Does Is Magic (4:21)
33. Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You (3:56)
34. Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (3:59)
35. The Beatles - This Boy (2:15)
36. Emotions - Best Of My Love (3:39)
37. Billy Joel - Shes Got A Way (3:00)
38. Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (12:00)
39. Commodores - Three Times A Lady (3:38)
40. Roxette - It Must Have Been Love (4:20)
41. Andy Gibb - I Just Want To Be Your Everyth (3:47)
42. Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (5:23)
43. Ricky Martin - Nobody Wants To Be Lonely (3:54)
44. The Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody (3:38)
45. LL Cool J - I Need Love (5:23)
46. Donna Summer - Love To Love You Baby (3:21)
47. Foreigner - I Want to Know What Love Is (5:04)
48. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (4:38)
49. Bangles - Eternal Flame (3:55)
50. Leann Rimes - How Do I Live (4:57)
51. Peter Frampton - Baby, I Love Your Way (4:44)
52. Enrique Iglesias - Hero (4:09)
53. Sting - Roxanne (3:10)
54. Beatles - Tell Me What You See (2:40)
55. Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing (4:50)
56. Luther Vandross - Here And Now (5:41)
57. No Doubt - Don't Speak (4:24)
58. Madonna - Crazy for You (4:11)
59. Luther Vandross - Stop To Love (5:10)
60. Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart (5:33)
61. Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love (4:04)
62. Elvis Presley - Heartbreak Hotel (2:05)
63. The Beatles - ill flollow the sun (stereo) (1:51)
64. Journey - Open Arms (3:19)
65. Faith Hill - Breathe (4:11)
66. Olivia Newton-John - You're the One That I Want (2:48)
67. Turtles - Happy Together (2:56)
68. The Pretenders - I'll Stand By You(Sire) (3:55)
69. Neil Diamond - You Don't Bring Me Flowers (Du (3:22)
70. Air Supply - All Out Of Love (4:02)
71. Bruce Springsteen - Secret Garden (4:27)
72. Pat Benatar - We Belong (3:42)
73. Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart (4:30)
74. The Beatles - I Will (1:46)
75. Rod Stewart - You're In My Heart (4:26)
76. N'Sync - This I Promise You (4:44)
77. Nat King & Natalie Cole - Unforgettable (3:29)
78. Bon Jovi - I'll Be There For You (5:46)
79. The Beatles - Girl (2:31)
80. Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam - All Cried Out (4:44)
81. Goo Goo Dolls - Iris (4:51)
82. Boston - More than A Feeling (4:43)
83. Sade - By Your Side (4:34)
84. The Beatles - If I Fell (2:22)
85. Captain & Tennille - Love Will Keep Us Together (3:24)
86. INXS - Never Tear Us Apart (3:04)
87. Chaka Khan - I Feel for You (4:03)
88. Heart - Alone (3:38)
89. Bonnie Raitt - Make You Love Me (5:29)
90. John Lennon - Woman (3:32)
91. The Beatles - Here, There And Everywhere (2:29)
92. Stevie Wonder - You Are The Sunshine Of My Life (2:54)
93. Bryan Adams - Everything I Do I Do It For U (6:33)
94. Shania Twain - Youre Still The One (3:34)
95. Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful (2:39)
96. Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind (3:34)
97. Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me (4:33)
98. Modern English - Melt With You (3:53)
99. Vanessa Williams - Save The Best For Last (3:40)
100. Beatles - Words Of Love (2:14)

Not a bad list but I'd give it to GooGoo Dolls' Iris. Masterclass instrumentals and vocals innit.

Johnwizzy: Hmmm nobody mention;
Shania Twain: from this moment
Shania twain: forever and for always
Shania twain: you're still the one
Shade : Baby father
Shade: hang on to your love
R kelly: When a woman loves
Nobody mention Taylor Swift here,Owl city

Listen to Owl city;on the wing,fireflies,to the sky,Vanilla twilight etc. I bet u will love d guy die.

Wat bout Richard Mrx: Right here waiting.

James Blunt: cary you home
Katie Melua: Nine million bicycles
Backstreet boys: show me the meaning,incomplete,climbing the wall

P.S: Chris essien igbokwe: seun rere

Vanilla twilight and nine million bicycles are on point!

Don't know the title but its from Sean tero- I don kolo, na because of you I dey smoke Igbo, because of money you don leave me go now if you see me now I don kolo.
BTW....How'd this enter front page?

[quote author=jarkatá]No wonder u r civil engineer on paper,u have not even gone for any interview before.mcheeeeeeew!! I con de waste my response on ordinary student dat collect money frm parents and uncle.[/quote]empty words mate ! Stop derailing this wonderful thread and go read up hydraulic oil. It'd help you

[quote author=jarkatá]mr.know all,u want to tell me dat all wot u've being thaught in schl.is still full in ur memory.let me tell u mechanical engineering is a wide course u can't remember all,all these oil have diff.grade nos,is better to remain silent dan to be saying rubbish dat u r not sure of,dat is my style i only say wot iam very sure of.d fact remains dat i've worked on hydaulic machine before yet i can't remember d grade,we have diff.oil grade,just let me know ur field of study i will ask u one simple question,better still if u r an engineer answer dis question is an interview question as well may be i can learn frm u.WHAT IS D DIFFRNT BTW CENTRIFUGAL AND CENTRIPETAL PUMP,HOW CAN U INCREASE D PRESSURE OF A PUMP.answer me mr.know all[/quote]My friend calm down, no be fight. You could just have said something little about it rather than keep silent. As for your challenge I just graduated from Civil Engr... My convocation's this Dec 7th. You're invited

MR XELA: (14)Three friends Akpors, Rukewe and Oghene
decided to go for a picnic.
Rukewe packs the picnic basket with
drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the
basket and they set out for
the park 10km away.
It takes them 2 hours to get there.
When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the
mat and set out the sandwiches. After
checking around, Oghene found out that
Rukewe did
not pack the bottle opener. They then begged
Akpos to make the 4 hour trip
to go for the opener. He disagreed.''You 'll
finish the sandwiches before I return,''Akpos
protested.
''No we won't'', assured Rukewe.
After some more cajoling from them, Akpos
reluctantly sets out for the opener.
After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpors.
They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still
no sign of Akpors.
Oghene and Rukewe after waiting on Akpors
for more than 8 hours were by
now very hungry so they decided to
take one sandwich each.
As they were about to eat, Akpors pops
out from behind a rock screaming:' I
KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN''!!!

this one killed me. I really laughed out loud.

[quote author=Ile-Ife]lol, Mallam Dey ginger. private jets are used like Church buses. It's not a shoe that fits only the senior pastor or bishop. these guys, their staff and their pastors move around alot, so if they can afford it, why not? people should stop making it look like they use it to party and enjoy. The situation in the country makes things like this worth. bad roads, security and the recent confession on how (bellview/sosoliso) was blown up.[/quote]do you know how much those things cost. Its one of two things, its either you are benefiting directly from the Jet or you're very gullible. Your reason's not good enough.

Julieccentric: You are contradicting yourself, proofread before you click submit next time.

help me tell the guy. One minute he's supporting the next he's against

[quote author=jarkatá]I was invited for an interview at Pz cussons/ wilmer for d post of maintenance engineer.dey only ask me 3 questions;
1.hw many local govt.in lagos state
2.what is d grade of hydraulic oil
After these two questions by diff.ppl.i was just looking, i couldn't alter a word.they just bursted into laughter.later somebody joined dem and dey started their discussion and ambardon me on dat seat.after 30 mins one of dem just said mr.man what do u understand by factor of safety,only dis one i could say something,ok thank u.we will contact u ,i was so demoralized and dey were still laughing.[/quote]Maintenance engineer that doesn't know the grades of hydraulic oil. Don't know who to blame here. Your school or you. Still undecided.

Jarus:

And you sentenced to life ban for insulting a Sharia-moderator

you serious? Why was his post modified sef. This is dictatorship. We oughta start voting for Mods maybe then we'd have a change.

Callotti: E be like say dem don turn 'born-again' or dem dey 'mourn'. . . . .
Where are they btw?
Dem still dey alive?

Your name be 'Wale' abi? Very good!

The nonsense I have taken from these 2 ijjiots and their polymomikering phocking gang of ne-er-do-wells? Hehn! I dey laff!

We go see!

Lemme tell you. . . Both of you are the reason I will NEVER LEAVE THIS NAIRALAND. . . !
TUFIAAAAAAAAAKWA!

Sharia 'ndi na chi nama' BOOOOOOOOZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZ!!!
USEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELESS ANIMALS!

I had to read this twice. Guy no de vex na. Before they ban you for life. If those Mods aren't scared let them put this on frontpage and hear what peeps have to tell them

Try not to get a ban sha.
Just relate any experience you've had that you liked or didnt like with them Mods.

Justosaus: yeah bro, i'm sure u have a point, just dat am still trying to find it. Quoting an OP at times becomes necessary when there have bin a lot of posts and counterposts & u need to direct ur comment to the right place. If something as easy as scrolling down a page ''really hurts'' u, then i wonder how u'd feel wen ur opinions are called ''pointless/innocuous''. Common courtesy demands dat everyone ('s opinions & comments) be treated with respect. At worst u can decide to just ignore...

My apologies brother. I realise I took it too far. All I wanted to say was next time just quote a part of it. Udo di. Nwanne ebezina.

booqee: Great invention!...and from yoruba students too.

Btw, dat uniform looks like my sec sch uniform.

Did you really have to comment?

Justosaus: ...and all of u whining about quoting the whole post, u can come & fight me, or better still go sleep for BRT lane!

guy its just utterly pointless to quote something long especially when you want to say some pointless stuffs. It really hurts to scroll down a lot just to see your rather innocuous comment

phaya: Read books on how to spell and use of puntuation marks

Just get his info, don't be a hater. He passed on some true talk. Some of those books are crappy

frosbel: False Prophet is the POPE !

If you have no proof please stop ranting. I hate scrolling down to see rubbish.

OP Please send her my phone number! The girl too fine! Fine with serious brains aint very common.

Its funny how most of the posts here are from girls. So after forming in restaurants like you don't eat much (the other day a girl enters the restaurant and orders only fried plantain) them girls would go and sip on the G commodity.

You didn't even put up the most embarrassing - Going to the withdrawal and finding out that the money someone paid hasn't reflected in your account. Then having to beg people for transport fare to go home.

smoothsk: I must confess I missed some rare opportuinities based on my gRade. .........

That's the utmost truth. Not saying you cant make it with low grades but it might have been easier. All in all, its in your hands to succeed.

dartsidius7: collar.

He's prob writing in short form. Don't be an I too Sabi.
Before you attack me too I know how to spell probably.

I am totally undecided on this issue. Ideas anyone?