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PoliticsRe: PDP Is Nigeria’s Problem-Opposition Parties by ANYPEN(m): 10:24am On Jul 20, 2012
If Nigeria super eagles lost to apolopolo of Rwanda then it's either the pitch, football,referee, or luck just ran out. the fact is that they lost(nigeria government lost)
A leader that uses "blame trade" strategy will never win. Latetly, GEJ has been using this strategy & its a big shame.
Foreign AffairsRe: Tunisia's Ben Ali Sentenced To Life In Jail by ANYPEN(m): 9:59am On Jul 20, 2012
What a life! an Experience of the highest & lowest part of it.
IslamRe: Ramadan: Look Out For Newmoon Today – Sultan Tells muslims by ANYPEN(m):
Pergrace: Please, what happens if no full moon is seen? wink wink
No one is looking for full moon. They are looking for new moon!
LiteratureA Dance In The Dark. by ANYPEN(op): 4:30pm On Jul 19, 2012
She sat quietly in the middle of other relatives on the pew directly facing the pulpit dressed in black from head to toe. Well placed between the pulpit & first set of pews was the long big box containing the remains of her mother lying still in her final attire. Throughout the series of activities marking her mother's farewell, she sat right there dancing in the dark. the look of pity on everyone's face annoys her far more than what is suppose to be the calamity that has befallen her. She wished they can dance with her but "no, this dance is for me alone, I understand if they aren't dancing with me", she thought.
Before this moment, she's been everywhere that has the word "spiritual" tagged on their walls & gates-----she's been to churches, ifa, osun, obatala & other spiritual places, their revelations has been the same " your mother is a witch & as long as she lives, you won't have your own child"
Now that she has her breakthrough, people are mourning in the light, She has swore not to join them instead, she dances away in the dark. "Oh! A dance in the dark is so sweet. With just you on the dance floor, you won't have to bother on who you may step on or who may be stepping on you. Just move even though you can't see your dance steps, you feel the dance floor smoothness with just you on it." she thought, wishing she can tell someone.
" you've got to stop looking @ me that way! Yes, am talking to you Mr.Reader. If this is a crime, then, everyone is a criminal!
that little joy you can't show when that friend, senior colleague @ work (or your boss),relatives or neighbour go through their misfortune or that little happiness you can't express that comes with bad news is what is called 'a dance in the dark'....... You don't have to admit this here, you don't have to tell anyone, not even me because I've told you mine. Just have fun when it's time you wanna dance in the dark."
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GamingRe: Taiwanese Teen Dies After Playing Diablo III For 40-hours by ANYPEN(m): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2012
Game kill Man? So human life is now so cheap now that ordinary game will just pick it away? Not disease, alcohol, drugs & now electronic GAMEs?
CelebritiesRe: BBA Stargame Update: Goldie Arrives In Nigeria by ANYPEN(m):
Eeemh! Em! Where are these guyz that promised to give her dirty slap @ the airport? Am not seeing them around there nah! Eeeediotas!
Is she not far better than those dudes that just wasted our slots?
Welcome Jare! Fine girl. smiley
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Wives Of Oyo Legislators Trip To London by ANYPEN(m): 9:39am On Jul 19, 2012
I wonder if people ever read to understand. Did you skip the part where she said politicians are payed from public fund & that she wants to ensure the money is well spent. That means the trip was funded by their husbands salaries.
PoliticsRe: I ’ll Still Be President – Rochas Okorocha by ANYPEN(m): 9:23am On Jul 19, 2012
slimyem: see person wey wan run wen him never begin walk...cheesy
okah nah...we go dey here dey look!
Wen he go begin walk? When he join pdp abi wen he become vice president. How many walk GEJ walk before he become president from deputy governor level? If he never start dey walk as a good governor, I wonder wetin people like you dey do.
PoliticsRe: I ’ll Still Be President – Rochas Okorocha by ANYPEN(m):
Akinsz: A dream dat cannot come tru
I doubt it if you ever had a dream that's why you don't understand if a man tells you of his. Even if its a man riding okada that tells you he'll become the president, you shouldn't talk him down not to talk of a governor doing beautifully well
PoliticsRe: I ’ll Still Be President – Rochas Okorocha by ANYPEN(m): 9:11am On Jul 19, 2012
Paul John: I wish him good luck. But in this present Nigeria politics, it's not about how hard working you are but you knowing the right people.
Right people? You mean people doing the right things? Nigerian politics is fast becoming "about hardwork" if you've been following the trend.
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 10:25pm On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44: I like going back and forth on lines. I love it
Going back & forth between right & wrong is a sign of a confused fellow & am sure you're
PoliticsRe: Buhari With IBB, Sambo And El Rufai - Picture by ANYPEN(m): 9:38pm On Jul 18, 2012
Nadeen: Wat is d event?
Marriage! EL-rufai elder brother giving his daughter out.
Literature.......where Shit Sells Like Crazy! by ANYPEN(op): 6:53pm On Jul 18, 2012
If you're asked to paint the flag
I know you'll paint greens & white
But the "greens" are long defiled
With the shit from a faraway land
the land where everything is white
Except ofcourse the shit that they pass
Their shit litters our green
Everywhere filth with their waste
& like creatures made with no choice
We embrace everything that comes
Like tongue without its buds
We swallow without thinking through for once.....
.....we pick what we term "original" from shit
.....we pick what we call "true" from this shit
.....we define our identity from this shit
.....we even trade our integrity for more shit

the most appalling of all,
is when our children grow-up,
to seeing us greedily struggling to gulp up
S H I T!!!
Nigeria, is where shit sells like crazy.
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 6:44pm On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44: Wrong.
Reason: I am living right.
You sure?.....There is a very thin line between right & wrong, I guess you crossed to the other side the moment you said there is no hope where there is life.
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 6:43pm On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44: Wrong.
Reason: I am living right.
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 6:18pm On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44: You can't live right
......Then, you're dead wrong!
PoliticsRe: FG Recalls Arunmah Otteh by ANYPEN(m): 3:17pm On Jul 18, 2012
Who is sexing this girl amomg them? I mean this woman is a thief & it as been prooven nah! Isn't she the one buying rolex & yacht all over the place with the our money?
HealthRe: Nigeria, Largest Market For Fake Drugs — NAFDAC by ANYPEN(m): 3:07pm On Jul 18, 2012
That's why you should keep burning abi no petrol to burn again?
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44: I don't even know what to call you
Even if am dead wrong........
PoliticsRe: 3 RPGs Launched Into Bukuru Area In Jos by ANYPEN(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2012
nasty45: I tink dr's a word like REVOLUTION in the dictionary
You're so African. Must it be in the dictionary before you act it? if its not in the dictionary, act it anyways & later give it a name.
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 11:25am On Jul 18, 2012
Mynd_44: You think? Nigger make up your mind
For you to have mistaken a lady for a nigger, you must have missed something vital in the little drama. I suggest you go back & read again!
BusinessColour Speaks In Business! by ANYPEN(op):
I have taken a little time to study a little, these colours & come up with what I think they represent. I will be talking on just the major ones & am sure you'll be able to pick meanings to other colours from this;
BLUE- this is a colour that represent beauty beyond imagination. If the whole world was a product, blue will be the colour of the package. the sea is blue, the sky is blue & the whole of both cannot be seen @ a time just sytanding somewhere so, Blue is a colour that describes beauty beyond human's imagination.
If you own an enterprise that wants to describe dynamism of your product & services, you can make use of a lot of blue.

YELLOW- this is a colour that represents beauty within imagination. the largest representative of this colour is the sun! In all the sun,s largeness, beauty & strength, one can still imagine because one can see the whole of the sun @ a time.
So, if you're dealing with product or services that is very specific & that represents durability, & still want to portray beauty, you can lay your hands on yellow.

GREEN- this colour represent life on the outside. the vegetation is the major representative of this colour. Green is a colour that seems to be screaming "am healthy". Life on the outside is mainly to attract existing things that wanna live.
So, if you dealing with a business & want to give your potential client the impression that there is life in what you do, green maybe what you need to use more.

RED- this is a colour that represent life on the inside. the major representative of this colour is blood. Red is very strong colour & shouldn't just be used excessively, if there is no hidden meaning to what you do. If it's going red, then it has to involve power & power comes with secretes most times.
So, if you're involve in an enterprise that needs secrecy or that deals with very strong inner circle, you can opt for red.the boardroom of your enterprise can be painted red! A green peper plant for example first have its spices green (life on the outside), turns red when ripe(ready to join life on the onside). If you joke with it @ the time, you may be in trouble (you don't joke with the inner circle).

WHITE- this colour represent purity on the outside. Anything clear & fragile can be represented with this colour. This colour is quick to show what is not part of the business. It is weak & lousy. If your product is fragile, white will speaks for it. If you have a business that prioritise cleanliness or purity, use white. the department of quality control & management can go white.

BLACK- this colour represent purity on the inside. It can accommodate what is not part of it & still remain itself. It represent strength & quietness. If you have a business that portray ruggedness & masculine in nature, black is cool. If you do a little bit of many things, you can go with black.

GOLD-
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 1:34pm On Jul 17, 2012
Be careful what you call poo, waste, rubbish etc cause in the real sense that word "waste" don't exist!
.....& Am smelling rat! Why can't someone fault something in the post? Why just rubbish! Waste! Poohuh Are they hiding their 3rd eye? grin lipsrsealed[s][/s]eye
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion At An Islamic School In Jos by ANYPEN(m): 11:37am On Jul 17, 2012
T-smooth:
CAN at work, Oritsejafor planned this but they shall fail INSHALLAH!!!
You're a FOOL. Christian leaders may chop money, fly in jets or build big businesses but will never plan the killing of innocent humans. get this into your Arabic ridden brain.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Among The World's 10 Fastest Growing Economies by ANYPEN(m): 11:21am On Jul 17, 2012
amosy007: TALES OF THE MOONLIGHT
Is it "tales of the moonlight" or "tales by moonlight" grin
PoliticsRe: Attah Igala (Aliyu Obaje) Is Dead by ANYPEN(m): 12:47am On Jul 17, 2012
shegzy4luv: I can't imagine wen we shall start having goodnews in dis country,anytime i log in,all i always see is death news,bombings,gun attack,plane crash,tanker explosions,robbery,kidnapping,money ritual,raping etc all in NIGERIA.I NEED GOODNEWS PLS.
Who is this one? Someone died @ age 102 & you consider that bad news? As your ears been so polluted that you don't even know what good news sound like anymore?
RomanceRe: Is The Glass Half Full Or Half Empty? by ANYPEN(m): 12:39am On Jul 17, 2012
Okay now, listen everyone. the glass is half full.
the water wasn't manufactured with the glass, it was poured in after the glass was manufactured & even if it is half empty, it must have first been @ the level of been half filled. grin
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 10:28pm On Jul 16, 2012
De~Blunt:
lol @ username ,then the crap written. angry
You don't even know the username why not just laugh @ the crap & shut your mouth @ the username.
RomanceRe: Found Love by ANYPEN(op): 10:25pm On Jul 16, 2012
Old-Hag:
Where is my caregiver, its time for me to take my medication, it aint easy mingling with some Nairalandlers. embarassed
Don't totally ignore this drama o! You can tell it to a young teenager. It will help Fah!
RomanceFound Love by ANYPEN(op): 5:02pm On Jul 16, 2012
embarassed- they say "love" don't lie.

cool- yes he doesn't

embarassed- what if he does?

cool- then its not "love"
embarassed-who will it be then?

cool-that will be "deceit"
embarassed-how come he looks exactly like "love"?
cool- do they? They don't really look alike. It's just that "deceit" is always very jealous of love so he disguises as "love"to make people have him since no one wants "deceit" & everyone wants "love"
embarassed-mmhh! So, next time how am I to know it is "love"?
cool- next time, look very closely under their hats, deceit has 3 eyes & love has just one
embarassed-the hat! That hat is the problem. Why the hat all the time?
cool-"love is very shy, thus use the hat to hide his shyness while "deceit" use the hat to hide his 3rd eye.
embarassed- why is "love" shy?
cool- because he is having one eye.
embarassed- why is "deceit" hiding his 3rd eye?
cool- because he uses it to secreatly see the other side. the other side is where he goes next.
They say love is blind. He is not really blind, it is just that once his 1 eye is focused on one person, it can't see anywhere else.
embarassed- how can I catch "deceit" eyes
cool- open one eye when you're kissing him, if you see his two eyes open....run cause the 3rd one must be hungrily searching everywhere!


embarassed played "innocent"
coolplayed "wisdom"
FamilyRe: How Early Child Bearing Breeds Irresponsible Children. by ANYPEN(op): 4:06pm On Jul 16, 2012
Caracta: You are kidding, right?
You wouldn't understand. Its about transferring the man's virtue (sense of responsibility) which is very much lacking in children this days to children

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