₦airaland Forum

Pregnant? What if she is? Are women not meant to carry pregnancy abi since she don be firstwoman, sorry, first lady now make she no pregnant again?

But seriously, am I the only one who listen to patience just to have comic relief? I've included her speech to the list of comedies I love to watch. Am I the only one who heard her said
-"the senators & their wife" while she was welcoming people in her written speech
-"this is commissioned by Dame Dr. Patience" While she was unveiling that project?

Isn't it even better that the ones in lagos are riding okada. Atleast, they are working. the ones in other parts of this country are mere beggers & each time I see them with their kids amd wives in ibadan, I smell trouble. Foreign Beggers don't have anything to lose thus can do anything.

In Nigeria, the fire brigade approach to situations has always been our style. Boko haram should never had happened & even if it does, it wouldn't have taken this much time before it gets curbed because it isn't that we don't have fine military & police men, we just don't have plans thus close our eyes to brewing troubles.

Chanchit: Tired ke...!? She sidon for my head...? Abeg let her do what she has to do, while i do what i have to do jare...

Abi o, I no no wetin concern me or any other nigerian in Nigeria for dat matter with one girl for America Wey de do her business + dey enjoy her life.

the only single thing am tired of now is GEJ government, I can't wait to see the end, to have "fresh air"

*hiss, carry my biro & begin dey write for my lesson note*

Na wa o! All these for a guy that hasn't gotten his head straightened? A yoruba guy who named his hardwork after to*to? & that isn't even a musician that he call himself?
Where were these rich people when people like Sunny ade, Ebenezer, Obe, ASA, 2face, Femi Kuti, etc. Do real & original songs & giving this country a name to reckone with

Does it mean money can have no atom of integrity in it? I mean these people can as well just send their children to represent them nah

These people should just try wash their dirty linen inside. What about Jackson's father? I guess that man will be pulling strings too using the other brothers.

Grandmother submit to grandfather & take care of children & grandchildren!

mutiply: why did dey nt put d time frame whn dey will be aranged in court,we all knw dat dey will nt prosecuted,by d way,which report did dey use?is it d farcrook report?

EFCC have their own report, they once said they aren't gonna use previous reports reason why it took them this long to start prosecution. They made their own investigations.

But seriously, I'm not seeing anyone going to jail. Worst is they'll return the money either to govt account or individual accounts & that will be the end.

I knew it!!! I've always known this!!!
There's no way you attain that level of stupidity & foolishness that it won't consume you someday.

"Eniyan go, eni ki Osa ma ku. Kini yio pa bi ko ba se ago!"- yoruba proverb.

Something is gonna kill GEJ before his time & that thing is his own stupidity & foolishness.

Mynd_44: Or a sign of someone who finds fun in driving on both sides of the road

There are road channels everywhere
Most are even constructed from your door step
use the roads the way you like
But pls mind the road signs
Cause roads always lead somewhere
hope Sooner or later you'll get there.

A piece from me!

Next will be f**king through the internet!!! Rubbish!!!

Omolola1: If u are willing to wait till she's out of school or at least ready, i see nothng wrong with it.
Girls of 15 get married nowadays. The world is turning to another thng

why open a thread about it? Seems u knw u are doing somethng bad

Don't you get it? He is already f**king the girl because that can be hiiden from the public but marriage can not that's why he is bringing marriage to the public to have an idea of what to expect

Maryspeck: I meet him 4 month ago, we are both a corper serving in the same same.although we av a little corel before and we just settle some weeks back before he finally said he is no more intrested without any excuss

As a guy, i will love to tell you sincerely why a man will want a break in a relationship;
- you've been too much allover him that you interfere in some of his other interests e.g studies, football, music or anything you don't enjoy with him
- when he sees your unclothedness more often than he sees you dressed.
-he must have been hearing enough grammars from Patience & you may be choking him with more.
-most guys love to play with the foot anything that will come down to the foot level; balls, orange, cans etc including ladies.

I don't seem to understand the level of rot in this country. If you can fake your way into the highest institution, why won't we see fake students, police, lawyer, soldier etc.
Remember what OBJ said not long ago. We have robbers & rogues as leaders & our jails aren't ready to receive them!

afam4eva: This should be investigated thoroughly. Let's not be quick to jump into conclusion.

You mean we should set up a committee? Ofcourse that's always the next & last page for criminals in government........ shame on you for trying to defend a thief for whatever reason.
I have listen to that man speak several time & he sounds very crude & handles professional issues with emotions.

tpapi: dats d aim of bh strategy 2 rubbish gej govt but i can assure dem dat gej 2nd term is a done deal

....& he doesn't have a strategy to protect his oath to this nation?
If he ever gets elected, it will be as president of the barbarian in the creeks! Amen!!!

niyiduke01: Please Nigerians lets think out of the box for once...is it the BH that are really responsible?..Are there no other disgruntled elements hidden behind BH shadow...Is there no solution that some of us can proffer or suggest(leave the govt. Aside,they are only concerned with their families welfare the rest they are doing are lip service) Fellow Nigerians lets try to shed the toga of Tribalism and ethnicity...this is our father and motherland...Anywhere you people like to run to in the world,This country blood still flows in your veins...please this incessant and senseless killings need to be stopped...this is a clarion call for all the well wishers for Nigeria..God Bless Nigeria...I rest my case for now...

I think you know the road that leads to the north abi BH dey NL ni? Make sure you say it word for word just the way you wrote it up there in your meeting with the Boko people. Goodluck!, sorry, I mean "fresh air"

afam4eva: This guy and Charly boy need to see the same psychiatrist. They're have the same ailment.

Ah! You want two of them to meet one psychiatrist? the psychiatrist may run mad & have a bigger disease o! This their disease may be highly contagious.

Projects commissioned?....mmmmh *thinking*... I don't think any exist for now.
project is too high to talk about now nah!!!, if it is condolences, condemnations, commiserates, crocodile tears. Etc this space on NL isn't enough to list those.

Silensa: What's happening. In this country

What's happening?
Nigerians won't stop being Nigerians. Someone took the pain to post some news, you read through it & then asked "what's happening in this country"; the news is what's happening!!!

Whenever this kidnap case come up, it reminds me of those good old days when myself & classmates in primary school will go for grasshoppers. We do often ask ourselves "how many grasshoppers have you kidnapd". That was the only time that word "kidnap" was so frequent until now that these ibo people won't just stop kidnapping themselves like children kidnap grasshoppers.

Tedyk: Dz mahn z already digginq z own qrave

He is not digging his own grave, he is sleeping in his own coffin!

do these northern people know anything called rangeland? Don't they know that grass & legumes can be established on a land? Do they know there are people in the universities studying rangeland establishment & management?

Saudi Arabians are turning sea water to drinkable water, isrealease are turning desert to arable land & Nigerians are are here still running away from problem in the name of trying to solve it.

Now, this is fresh air! *legs on the table, head lays back on the chair*

D-Explorer:
Someday, you'll probably jump into the ocean when you're tired of criticizing GEJ.

D-Explorer; what you're probably exploring is oil from the creeks & that will definitely block your sense of reasoning. Stupid oil thief

samkoro: Is GEJ God? Have u been able to eliminate rats,cocroaches,and ants from your house?

Oh! So we need God to give us Good governance ahhh! & ants are what you now comparing to BH abi?
People like you will remain where you're till stupidity come & take your place

Is there any record left unbroken by these breeds from the creeks? We should have known that someone without shoes will definitely pick the wrong size when he was to choose one from millions of pairs, now he's walking anyhow. We hope in didn't land in the gutters before he gets the junction (2015)!! Cause someone will surely take it up from there

pro01: Don't be silly; I didn't invite a scumbag like you to respond to my post. Keep your filthy opinion to yourself.

@ Topic. As I suspected, the adversarial Nation Newspaper's report might have been overly manipulated to suit Tinubu's ACN's purposes. The Nation's report makes it seem as if the First Lady was asking for constitutional provisions that would guarantee first ladies retirement benefits - by viture of their first ladyship. Clearly, that was not what she meant. In her own (admittedly ineloquent) way of speaking, she meant that first ladies should be allowed to pursue their own careers and earn their own retirement benefits consequently. Evidence of this can be found in two other more credible reports from more credible national newspapers

www.vanguardngr.com/2012/07/patience-jonathan-sworn-in-as-perm-sec-in-bayelsa/

www.thisdaylive.com/articles/my-promotion-was-deserved-says-patience-jonathan/120464/




www.thisdaylive.com/articles/my-promotion-was-deserved-says-patience-jonathan/120464/

SAME!

It isn't just those ones on the streets with rags or those in aro only that are mad, there are a lot of mad people living normal!
Ofcourse, expect hatred, envy, fight, greed & murder to end this story.

D-Explorer:
It's unfortunate what NL has become when it comes to GEJ issue and that of his wife. Several comments here are simply out-of-content, no point made, no fact stated. Why should everyone sleep and turn their heads to THE SAME direction. Even those so little to be her grandsons and daughters has subscribed to insult and curses. Even if you have issues with the government, was it GEJ's fault that you lack appropriate morals? Are these the generation that call themselves leaders? The irony is that she's not aware of the magnitude of your dwindled incisiveness, diatribed potentials and unwarranted hatred for every of her speech. I hope someday, many of you will wake-up to realise that you just wasted productive hours of making your lives better. My sincere advice!

You're very STUPID for thinking we're! May the blood of all the people who lost their lives as a result of your boss incompetence & greed be upon you & your sender including your generations to come if there will be any.

[quote author=Acidosis]Na wa 4 naija journalists o" I'm very sure that these statements wasn't hers. The biased journalist was only after "benefits" leaving aside other points.

. . .and what if shes even asking for benefits? isn't she working, atleast to some extent. Dame Patience Jonathan is far. . .far better than Most Nigerians in the civil service (Federal, State and Local )who include the names of every member of their family, dead and living on government's payroll, turning them to ghost workers.

Pls don't give me more headache by making me feel someone can be worse than Dame. You mean if you have her as your wife while you're the president, you won't see all these foolishness just because there some ghost workers somewhere? Ghost workers that is even your resposility to flush out?
Please just say you never said those words up there.
I have always use to think Nigerians are smart & intelligent until this breeds from the creeks springed up!

ikee: Funny But Serious That's to Show the magnititude of unemployment in my papa land

Gbam! This may look funny & he may even be doin this for fun but the fact is, many will lift theirs far higher than that if this will fetch job.

The fact is, if you can't physically see, play & do other stuffs with your friends, they remain old friends even if they are on FB. I personally do not find FB interesting Anymore because it isn't all of my friends on FB that are truly my friends & those that are friends remain old friends until we meet again.