₦airaland Forum

tj-dj:
Americans should reciprocate this gesture with GEJ special College for the mentally challenged

Leadership in its beauty!



Here it is a pathetic story. They'll even stop plane in the air because president's wife is in town!

Leadership in its beauty!

Motor dey com from front, one from back, one from left another from right... No plice for centre. CONFUSION.


We always get reason to fear
We no wan die
We no wound
We no wan quench
We no wan go
Baba dey for house
Mama dey for house
I just build house
I wan build house
I just born piking
I wan enjoy
We no wan go

So police man go slap your face you no go talk
Army seff go wipe your yanch you go dey look like donkey

Ileke-IdI:
. . .. . . . . .. . . . .still not getting this whole fela kuti noise making.

OMG! Who be this Wey stop my flow?
How you go get am when your sense don block

Get out of my way Jare. Oniranu! Ode!

So someone can attain this level of crookedness with EFCC awareness & still walk the streets of this country.

He owes bank several millions of naira & still did business with the FG. Na wa o!

Thief borrow thief money & if the second thief no pay back the first theif no fit shout. These are the same banks that won't borrow genuine business owners money @ a resonable interest rate still Sanusi in all his intelligence have no policy he can enforce to correct this instead he's shouting "we must remove subsidy before we can survive".

In this country, pathetic things happen!

aryzgreat: lagos is working! fashola is working!

You're an eeeediooot!
Fashola sank them abi na him build the house ni!

Mooron!

Okija_juju: That Igbo boy should be killed first...

He is a bastard for doing business with Hausa people..

P.S: See how Security man running his mouth put his Oga in danger..

Don't tell me you just believe all that cock & bull story o! Please you're smarter than that. Someone of that caliber can't be killed for just BBs & ipads nah.
Someone is definitely keeping his tracks clean up there.

Wahala wa o!

I've not been to Abia neither am I an Igbo but what am hearing Of this man shows that the Igbos aren't to serious about making a change. They'll be in Lagos & ABUJA fighting for power while their own land is rotting away.
If you've not snatched yourself from PDP in this country, you're not ready for any form of development yet & the igbos are getting this very important message very slowly. Your most respected leader (Ojukwu) knew this & showed you a way before he died still you won't follow. We are talking of a state with oil money here o!

Wake up!!!

Well, We sent 3 Nigerians to BBA, the two men ran out early & the lady later crashed out crying, hope we are not about to witnesses something like that in London Olympics

Goodluck o! But please don't cry when it time you're asked to leave.

No matter how the court analysis is done, we're going down tomorrow but I will leave a very tiny space for miracles the type I left for Chelsea against Barcelona in the UCL.

From dog to lion.
This is what happens to a man that is desperately looking for fulfillment. He suddenly woke up one morning & realized that he's been living & empty life. Imagine all of those people he ispired to live a life he is struggling to opt out of now?
Shame! shame!! Shame!!!

I pray he finds one before he dies.

D-Explorer:
It's never an embarrasment! The most reliable source for informations like this stood to her ground about the 56% completion of the budget, here is the senate analysing documents in her absence. Are they the Minister of finance? The best option is not to spout fallacies to Nigerians but to wait on her return to defend these claims in the documents. People like you should be weary of false media hype. What's the fuss about this.

Was the minister of state for finance not there? If he can't correct the senators' false claims on his boss (NOI) then there is a huge problem.

Who is loving us now, the minister or the senators? How can Ngozi be hiding our money & lying to us? Is that how to love? Release the money & let's know who we're gonna hold responsible next.

First it was house of Rep. Witch hunting the FG, now it is house of assembly. GEJ should simply be impeached, it is clear he doesn't have the minimum requirement to keep leading this country.

13% implementation is an abysmal result in the 8th month & this is clearly a reflection of of GEJ's person.

D-Explorer:
Is it that you can't read or you choose not to understand. I can see that your foolery is a virgin and that's why am taking my time to reply you. In summary, Doyin Okupe's job is to handle media and the people generally in regards to criticism, allegations, clearifications and communication btw Mr. President to and from the masses, enlighten oppositions and whotnot. Reuben Abati is strictly to handle Mr. President's speech and reactions in writting or words, to the media, the people and all. I'm sure you got the point.

Oh, now I get it!
Mr abati will be talking to the media but won't counter the media & masses & Mr okupe won't have to hear from the president before he spits out to the masses on the media what Mr retardeen must have said through Mr abati to the media & still he is a special adviser to Mr retardeen... That's cool but is that really making any sense to you as an educated person?

ifihearam: I dey fall my hand to even reply u sef,abeg go fashion becos notin dey dat ur she goat brain.

So you're trained to attack women too using those immoral gender terms? That must be a complete package of stupidity given to only you & you should be ashamed of yourself. What kind of a man are you? *spit*

ifihearam: What is really wrong in appointing Doyin Okupe Tell me am listening. Does he not have the right to appoint whoever he chooses,so if he thinks additional hands in the media will strengthen his government and put it in a broader light so what's wrong there
Buhari kettles must see wrong in every step of development taken by GEJ

This is what you should have said from the beginning. Now sit & relax let me educate you.....

Billyonaire: Are you a member of Boko Haram ? Retardeen sounds Arabic, or is that English ?

Ifihea-ram sounds more like Boko ha-ram. Olodo!

ifihearam: I know you have nothing sensible to say but as usual u must register you foolishness. I understand. Welcome

If you're welcoming a foolish person then you must be more foolish you son of a retardeen!

GEJ must be thinking that the higher the number of people he can put in his cabinet & lavish the nation's money on, the more he's winning. Only a R E T A R D E D president will do that & only the son of his will see nothing wrong with that.

Billyonaire: Are you a member of Boko Haram ? Retardeen sounds Arabic, or is that English ?

A retarded president is a retardeen & that name is specifically coined out for GEJ by Nigerians because no one ever come across a president so dumb!

If you've not call him that then you must be having a more suitable (worse) name, will you wanna share?

If he likes he should appoint special adviser to the special adviser of information a 100x. the truth will always be the truth & he can't stop Nigerians from getting it & saying their piece.

What else do you expect from a retardeen wallowing in a sense of insecurity?

2015 is the year

I'll rather be silent forever than to support failure & lies! I seriously don't know how people feel after coming to a public forum like this to tell lies just for what they'll put in Their mouth.

Fresh air ko, fresh mud ni.

Enlightened1: Well, I really don't know what to say. But this is getting out of hand. The onus is on the Northern leaders to collectively put an end to the Boko Haram menace in the North. If they choose to ignore the threat, and support their Boko Haram brothers, so be it. They can keep killing, bombing and annihilating themselves, as long as they don't attack Christians. Before now I use to to think there was some political undertone to this Islamic sect. But I don't know what to think or believe anymore.

I seriously hope someday all this problems will come to pass. No condition is permanent!!

See me see trouble o! Come to pass ke, in all these? Please, biko nu, abeg just let it come to past!

ratty c: Infact I'm tired on commenting,base on these Islamist sect,if them lyk let them kill themselves all.It doesn't affect me b/c I'm in Joharnesburg

People pick what to say from two places; the BRAIN or the BIN. It is obvious yours is from the bin.

If your tired of commenting why can't you just keep quiet. That would have been great instead of showing your stupidity to the world. Mr Johannesburg!

Sisi_Kill: Boyle. . .God love 'em, was trying to do too much!!!

On the other hand, I can't blame him too much. . .you gotta have something to work with and I believe if anything, the opening ceremony last night showed us that The Brits don't have a culture.

A lot of people are just responding to the familiar. . .Mr. Bean, Bond and The Queen. Take those 3 elements away and what do you have. . .NONSENSE!!

How can you take the three away when it is theirs abi na nigeria get bond, bean or the queen?

It may be very difficult for you to understand what the Brits did in that ceremony cause they simply gave you not just entertainment but education using their best in human & products that have British origin.

If you call that nonsense, It shows you lack understanding.

I give it to London. It was very educating telling the history of the Britt & civilization.

They were also very creative using special children (deaf & dumb) to sing very nice tunes.

Fire works were moderate & cool.

the United Kingdom has produced world superstars & they were nicely & creatively featured, that gave the icing on the cake.

Well, no one is asking for your head. ofcourse, its not constitutional that you take responsibility of your matured son's misdeeds but it is morally right that your name is mentioned & mentioned clearly.

This question is very important in yoruba land no matter how old you are "omo baba ta ni onse?" cause history is well cherished here.

Your son is simply a thief because you taught him how to steal directly or indirectly......live with that fact.

When fly dey chop man wound, nobody talk o. Now Wey man dey chop fly una dey place am for nairaland.

I believe its time for bush meat to start to dey catch the hunters!

@OP
Go & get your brain checked then come back with a suitable title to the real story.

I love the way the British beautifully told their history. It gave the story of civilization. From the crude-industrial-computer ages. It was very educative unlike Beijing that was just a show of modern technology. & ofcourse, Mr Bean killed it, he got me rolling!

pendusky: Am writing a book with a view point from dame Patience Jonathan, Grass to Grace! GEJ Is highly favoured! Haters go and hug transformer oh!

For your book to make any meaning, you've got to change the title to "GRASS to GRAVE"