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Politics › Re: Soldiers Kill More Boko Haram Militants,Recover Weapons In Borno. Graphic Photos by applemark: 6:44am On Mar 12, 2016

Which Heaven? Itching you want to say hell, where the road is littered with Devil's harlots waiting for them, see the koko (lump) on the head of BH in orange shorts

abassmayowa24:
when they get to 'heaven'..they should ask for the virgins they are dying for...

Politics › Re: Amaechi Helps Stranded Public Servants In Abuja.. See Photos by applemark: 4:57pm On Mar 11, 2016

funny that's what your mum said when she was on her knees, but she still gave me good heads sha!

OgbeifunErom:
Very boring and tasteless joke

Comedy is not your calling

Crime › Re: Female Robbery Gang Arrested In Ghana (Photos) by applemark: 4:55pm On Mar 11, 2016

So prostitution is not profitable anymore, its now armed robbery! kmt!

Politics › Re: Amaechi Helps Stranded Public Servants In Abuja.. See Photos by applemark: 12:52pm On Mar 11, 2016

conversation in the Range:

RA: Babe how far?
Babe: Oga no long ting ! which hotel we dey go?
RA: correct babe! your head is there!
BAbe: oga sey you know say $dollar don increase
RA: no wahala i go use current rate: ( Calls Ab0ki)
RA: Mallam shehu, How much is rate:
MS: walahi oga ! its $330
RA: ha Shehu!" abeg CBN rate na N193
MS: Dan Barun ba! walahi Oga, EFFC self no fit get dollar for that price
RA: Bae! you go accept Zimbabwe dollars
Babe: Na god punish you, abeg park well, why u no go carry ya mama for zimbabwe

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Family › Re: Woman Births Triplets In Lagos, Dies After (Photos) by applemark: 12:33pm On Mar 11, 2016

Lilimax:
During most C- section these days, women are awake while the section is being carried out.
It's no longer a must to fall asleep.

Ait Lillimax, but will you trust such hospital like this to have a C section, because that's what most these bungalow hospitals are , haphazard ways of providing health Care

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Politics › Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Cuts Ties With Biafra Group, IPOB by applemark: 11:55am On Mar 11, 2016

Skepta is a UK grime artist, quite good i must say!

OmoAjowa7:
If I give you e-knock from my PC.

Skeptical ko, Skepta ni.I think its hightime I take screenshots

Una wan change mouth

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Family › Re: Woman Births Triplets In Lagos, Dies After (Photos) by applemark: 10:46am On Mar 11, 2016

Please let this be a word of warning, if you going to have a baby, please confirm the hospital has a good record, I know a woman who woke up in the middle of a CSection after being under anesthetic! Some of this makeshift hospital are not qualified to deliver a goat let alone a child. May her soul rest in peace. poor babies already deprived of one of the greatest asset in life. God watches over them

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Culture › Re: Alake Is A Junior King In Yorubaland – Awujale by applemark: 10:13am On Mar 11, 2016*

Really....hmmmm ! All these kings can't influence what is going on in Nigeria, they more worried about their worth! its not what the land can do for you, it what you can do for the land! all this misguided good for nothing kings that feeds of the govt who now feed of the people.. vicious circle

Politics › Re: Buhari Behind SSS’ Invasion Of Ekiti Assembly – Lawmakers by applemark: 9:10am On Mar 11, 2016

His aka speaks for itself ...SHAMEseun

BigElEddy:
Is that the best you can come up with?

****

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage's Son Followed Her To Work Today (photo) by applemark: 8:39am On Mar 11, 2016

Am sorry, but in this heat, wearing pampers, vest, shirt and sweat suit will boil the boys skin

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Photo Of Toke Makinwa Before She Became Light Skinned by applemark: 8:25am On Mar 11, 2016*

please someone tell me to close my mouth! shocked

no one wonder some light skinned women's children will come out darker than Shaka zulu

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Politics › Re: People Queuing With Their Generators At NNPC Station, Ojota, Lagos by applemark: 2:45pm On Mar 10, 2016

There was a time one petrol attendant refuse to sell to me in jerrycans saying she can only sell into the smaller ones! am like so does it matter what size i bring since you only willing to sell 10ltrs, Honestly i felt like b!tch slapping the biatch that day! but i guess its the manager directions she's following. angry

laribari:
This country is so fake and majority of our leaders are mostly daft; or is it that we are so many that every policy (huge or small) always favour some and not everybody?

How can you ask people to buy fuel using everything else except plastic jerry cans or gallons.

They happily sell for people carrying generator tanks as if those are not also containers.

what is the difference between a gallon and a generator tank? Aren't both containers despite of different materials?

so does it now mean that black market merchants (hoodlums) cannot also buy fuel using metal tanks since that is the only acceptable measure for purchases.

In my area, people buy into a bike (tank) and later use a rubber pipe to channel it into gallons and the bike man get to charge you 200 naira extra for his own service.

Honestly, people who make laws do not really think and that is our problem in 9ija. We always bring a law that creates money making avenue for hoodlums to exploit people while innocent citizens suffer.

we always bring laws that solves a problem half way and creates a new one which is very frustrating.

May God help us.

Politics › Re: NNPC Worker's Strike Has Been Suspended by applemark: 11:24am On Mar 10, 2016

carry them where? untop hin head? shey oro ni yen!

dearpreye:
Every Nigerian knows the NNPC is long due for a restructuring; the workers only ask that Ibe carries them all along.

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Celebrities › Re: 9ice Plays With Snake In New Photos by applemark: 10:28am On Mar 10, 2016

Its a baby boa constrictor, , try that $hit with Black mamba or India King cobra or Australian eastern brown snake, then i rate you!

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Celebrities › Re: Dencia Accuses Luxury Shopper Pearl Who Fought Tonto Dikeh Of Stealing Her N40m by applemark: 10:24am On Mar 10, 2016

Like seriously NLers! all you worried about is her skin complexion? Kai dencia, u for call my Jamo/ghetto boyz dem, let dem deal wiv dis edyaat thief gyal for you, trus me , she will return dat money with interest self!

Crime › Re: Robbers Shoot A Man In Front Of A Bank In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by applemark: 7:57am On Mar 10, 2016

I still say the best way forward in this damn country is every man should carry a 9mm or Colt 45! so you have a good chance of defending yourself since the police are just a sack of turds! Wishing him speedy recovery. Poor wife and child witnessing such horrific incident.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Twitter Reacts To NNPC Workers' Protest Of Unbundling Of NNPC by applemark: 2:51pm On Mar 09, 2016

I just hate the way these so call Nutmegs and Pencunts keeps holding this country to ransome! all these years of their proliferating, rackettering mafioso style is not enough? Obviously downsizing and restructuring will means some thieves will loose their jobs, same as innocent one, am sure NNPC will have some kind of scheme instore to ease the pain of affected employees... possibly retrain their staff..............or..............4uck it...wat am i even typing self................ Their father!" mek them strike its not the 1st time their strike has happened and we still survive because they want to bury us not knowing we are seeds!

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Nairaland General › Re: VIO Official Attacks Man For Taking Pic Of Him Fighting Road User by applemark: 2:06pm On Mar 09, 2016

haba! u dey throw salt upon injury! the guy don suffer now, dont bruise his ego further! mercy i beg

enoqueen:
Which profession will not allow you to fight?

Ole oshi...

Nairaland General › Re: VIO Official Attacks Man For Taking Pic Of Him Fighting Road User by applemark: 1:56pm On Mar 09, 2016

Please what profession is he in that forbids him from defending himself? I wont even give you chance to step close to me , let alone use my profession as excuse! But seriously NLs, i was ina one joint today and all the cabbies where just complaining about VIOs, that they are worse than robbers, especially the ones in Mabuchi, touts in black and white. One even said the white is cover up for their evil. Different extortion stories, no clear rules of engagement. I keep saying it that one day , the revolution Nigeria needs will be triggered by one of these extortionist because people are vexing. .

Events › Re: Woman Pulls Her Dress, Shows Her Panties After Getting High At An Event (Photo) by applemark: 7:48am On Mar 09, 2016

This is not Nigeria, some African countries do it, to celebrate their beauty and elegance, only perverted minds will see it as dirty dancing ! What we do in the comfort of our home is crazier than this...just my six pence.. See Baikoko dance for more African cultural diversity.

Celebrities › Re: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by applemark: 3:56pm On Mar 08, 2016

So breast cancer is caused by wrong type of sucking/handling? Lung cancer is caused by wrong marijuana! grin

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Former Westlife Singer, Mark Feehily Now Sells Tea From A Van So Bad by applemark: 3:49pm On Mar 08, 2016

And he still gets royalties for life

Bossforeva:
[size=28pt]Who told you tis so Bad, do you know how much he is earning for becoming the CEO of the company someone is following his passion while you are doing Freelance Journalism for nairaland and not earning a penny from it.[/size]

Celebrities › Re: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by applemark: 3:34pm On Mar 08, 2016

Its crazy how myopic our minds are still in this country, just before u a'oles start replying stupidly, I AM not GAY but someone who believe in Choices! Don't Force your believes on me just because in your mind you think its right, is that not what some religion are promoting, one religion is the only way and all others are fake. I asked if any member of your family is gay/lesbian you would kill them or pray death upon them? I have had the opportunity of working with gays/lesbians and you come to understand they have the right to love whom they choose to love. I asked if a gay person has the cure for malaria, cancer, HIV etc and has been approved by WHO, will you deny the cure ?

Please people ! Gay people are not our issues now, we have more pressing issues that should be address such as , terrorism, corruptions, kidnappings, rapes etc lets focus on the key issues. After all no one is forcing anyone to be GAY/Lesbian. Its wholly your choice.

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Oresegun Olumide Takes Art To Another Level (Photos) by applemark: 11:19am On Mar 08, 2016

hmmmm! almost nude pics of children bathing! don't think that will sit well with Child protection agency. In some controlled areas you not allowed to take pictures of children such as swimming pool as this pictures are preyed upon by pedophiles. Nevertheless good images

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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Oresegun Olumide Takes Art To Another Level (Photos) by applemark: 11:19am On Mar 08, 2016

Culture › Re: How Ooni Ogunwusi Met Wuraola, His Mother's Namesake by applemark: 9:13am On Mar 08, 2016

This king i see so will like pompom too much!

Politics › Re: Dangote Visits Governor Ganduje Over Death Of His Mother. Photos by applemark: 10:57am On Mar 07, 2016

This is partially a condolence meeting, but more of a business opportunity ! Abi no bi Dangote? Rich people sees opportunity everywhere

Politics › Re: Dangote Visits Governor Ganduje Over Death Of His Mother. Photos by applemark: 10:45am On Mar 07, 2016

optional1:
good

Politics › Re: Dangote Visits Governor Ganduje Over Death Of His Mother. Photos by applemark: 10:44am On Mar 07, 2016

how does this concern me? does it make $1 = N1?

Celebrities › Re: Why Has Nobody Acknowledged The "Okada Man" In Olajumoke's Famous Photo. by applemark: 8:53am On Mar 07, 2016

dizzle101:
His time for breakthrough was not on that day, as our faces are different so is our time. The Angel of favour came only with Olajumoke's own at that particular time.

Story for the gods

Travel › Re: Terrible Accident Along Abuja Road Akwanga Nasarawa - Graphic Photos by applemark: 10:13pm On Mar 06, 2016

Hmm, what annoys me is if the driver is senseless , have the passengers lost their senses? tell the crazy driver to reduce the speed, many times I have seen this transporters drive their jagajaga cars like they racing in Grand Prix. Passengers should be more vigilante. Also parents diving their cars with their children standing in between the two front seats, these scenes I encounter almost everyday on Airport Road, sometimes I wish I can just hit their car to show them risky it is. I don't think any good loving parent would expose their children to such grave danger. angry

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