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Trizyd:
There will be residue, it doesn't turn to dust, it might* not be at the sight of impact. If you can't find residue, then how are you so sure it was truck?

Wait for the explosive experts from NPF bomb disposal unit to do their findings, definitely metallic particles from the truck will be found.

Short man devil has finally contacted covik 1 9. The midget of kaduna is on a very long thing.

I’m tired of all these novices asking where is the pieces of the truck? That is a crater created by a high power explosive blast, probably a box of dynamite or some sort of chemical explosive. There is no way a truck will survive that kind of a blast, so keep looking for pieces of the truck maybe you can find it underneath the rubles.

Same Gwagwalada that has only 3 ventilators, one is not functioning. Out of the remaining 2, 1 has been taken to state house clinic Aso Rock and only 1 left. So what will the numerous patients suffering from this Co-vid 19 use?

Ingenuity in time of turmoil. It is well

Nigerians and conspiracy theory!

It is well

Abba K Nigeria’s defacto president. How market?

Oh my ***. Abba K it is well with you

Congrats girl. Like Dey say “you reap what you sow”

RIP

Maintain one sexual partner and try to exercise anytime the sexual urge comes up.

See all wetin Kome Dey enjoy. Diaris *******

cRobo:
Individual difference and its relative


Babe : so you didn't miss me today
Me : I called you
Babe: just two missed call

If your babe is really into you she will always nag why you don't give her multiple calls

I quite understand that

Unlike some relationship whereby they can go the whole day without speaking to each other many nairlanders girls are in that category, some don't even call their bae for three day and they think they are in a relationship

Sorry for quoting you, but the truth is if a girl is into you once she see one missed called for you she’ll definitely call back.

Otokoto that escaped during he infamous port Harcourt jail break involving the late Sonoma George aka soblow.

Small girl with a very big god

Let’s see your picture, before we can give a definite answer/advice.

Small girls with big god crew member spotted

Pictures or we don’t ...........

This news doesn’t surprise me, short people/midgets are very angry and destructive.

Sorry bro. Mine is 11months old, though very hostile to strangers and barks at anyone/anything that comes close. Still displaying that destructive trait. Ate some cables under my car, ate my washing machine cable, shoes, flowers and anything she can find.

Goodluckzzz:
This DPO is nicknamed Calabar. Very arrogant man. Arrests without thinking all in the bid of getting bail money

You really know the guy, body go tell am soon. Na because say boys never reason him matter, d one dem do Egbe go be child’s play for the one dem go do am.

Naija police can lie sha! So where did she get all that injury from or is it self inflicted? This Ekpan police station DPO and that B” division DPO are the worst sets of policemen to be deployed to Delta State. Both of them their cup go soon full, according to area “eye go turn dem”

Belle cases go plenty

This is super story..........

Hope the wedding would last for 20years?

Madam Hilda it sure looks like you want to surpass Lie Mohammad’s record.

Came back from vacation today, was cleaning my compound and found this trying to hide in a hole inside my fence.

Lalasticlala do justice to this.

Came back from vacation today, was cleaning my compound and found this trying to hide in a hole inside my fence.

Lakasticlala do justice to this.

Jodha:
So she should steal....? Because that's clearly what she could afford...

But it was clear she had good intentions...was there no other way for him to table his displeasure?

Her intention was noble, no doubt. But she should know the guy she’s dating, what he likes and dislikes. Apparently the guy doesn’t like the wristwatch and he expect her to know that he wouldn’t accept nothing less.

Jodha:
Yhu and yhur fellow ungrateful cohorts are the wicked ones ...learn to be appreciated even if yhu don't mean......

Spits

Your kind are the reason why men act like scum these days. What should I be grateful for? That trash of a wristwatch? Thank God my wife knows not to buy that kind of trash for me as gift, after collecting 100% human hair, expensive bags, designer shoes and latest iPhone then she’ll now buy this cheap ass fake watch for me and I should be grateful? Instead of that watch, I would appreciate a carton of Heineken or a bottle of Jameson Irish whiskey. Mind you I’m not ungrateful as you so put it, I can give you my wife’s number so you can confirm. I don’t give out trash, if I don’t have I stay on my lane and when I do it’s always very valuable. I expect a woman to know what her man is worth and likes.