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marvolio2000:
Madam which reasonable guy still buys a fake watch these days, the last time i bought a fake watch was like 10 years ago, already had sense as at that time.

For your Info even this 5k watch you bought the aboki or whoever sold the watch to you cheated you.

How will you just see a watch on the street and buy it for your boy friend's birthday, would he do that to you, women are too self centered.

I beg go return the watch make u use the money take buy lunch, he doesn't need that kind of embarrassing watch.

You’ve said it all. Cheers � bro

Gurls are wicked o. For God sake how can you buy this trash for 5k for your boyfriend? After she’ll be looking to get human hair of 100k, designer clothes, shoes and bags for birthday but can’t spend a decent sum of money to get your boyfriend a befitting birthday gift. Terrible

Forza Milan

Shibaraba:
Same scenario in Nigeria
That is if those at the police desk picks the call o
Or if those police have fuel in their vans
When they eventually arrive.
Arrest parrot owner
Arrest neighbor
Arrest parrot.
Parrot disappears from custody... .Most likely featured in a deliciously made pepper soup with shrimps and fish.
Parrot owner released on bail. 10k
Neighbor released for disturbing them. .. 10k

It's a win win for the police.
Actor no dey die for film.


One day I believe we will get it right.

Lwkmd

Onyi22:
For me no no no
I need a very big wedding n traditional marriage because it's once in a year

So you plan to do white wedding and traditional every year?

Mike4S:
I came back from the the church on Sunday only to see my apartment rummaged. My gas cylinder that I just filled, my new electric iron that is still intact in the packet, my new stainless vacuum cup, aso ebi 2 each 6 yards and Polish and brush were all carted away. What really surprised me is my key being intact and no sign of break and enter from any part of the apartment.
Air of mystery still surrounds how my apartment was robbed. I want to go and just drop statement with the police. Hope that one will be welcomed? Guys I need your contributions. I just packed in there. It's somewhere opposite Lagos Business School along Lekki Epe express way

That area is a hotspot for breaking and entering. Especially University view estate and grand melia hotel road. Just go to Ajiwe and make a statement or better still complain to the estate association.

Donexy16:
But what exactly will I do with the "eggs" if I buy them

Fry it, then eat it with bread and hot choco or tea

Kingosytex:
May all the glory be given to the most high God.

No matter what happens, God is God. Even if the assassins succeeded in assassinating the pastor, that will not stop God from being God. The evil plans of the enemies against you shall never succeed in the mighty name of JESUS....Amen.


May God be praised.

Amen

That means you live around the lekki-Ajah axis?

RiyadhGoddess:
Uhmmm when I am here praying to God to bless and enlarge my coast so I can buy a portable Jet for my pastor mission. I am begging God to enlarge my resources so I can place pastors on monthly salary, I am begging God to bless me so much that I pay their children school fees, take part in church building projects...

Eni ti o ri mi ri ni o mo se oluwa...
I pay my tithe not just 10% but 20% and hoping God gives me the grace and resources to increase it year 2020. I see the result of it all around me. My life is a blessing. My life is a testimony. I will do more and more for God's kingdom. All contributions, donations and assignment towards the house of God or his kingdom projects will not pass me by. Even if it's my 100 naira contribution if I have none at that moment, I will put it. The kingdom of God will not suffer bankruptcy in my own time. It will not lack lailai.

I don't need Nairaland or Twitter or one freeze or social media to validate what I do for God's kingdom. If all you do is to sit and wait for social media validation on what you do for God, then my friend, I put it to you that you do not know God!

Don't come and ask me where it is written in the new testament bla bla bla because I will not answer you. We don't read only new testament in Dominion city, We read both Old and New Testament. We read the whole books of the bible not some parts as some of you want in order to justify your excesses. The book of Malachi 3 verse 10 says, bring all your tithes to the store house that there may be meat in my house. Look at that word Meat in my house. What is that meat? You come into the church, you seat comfortably inside the AC, well furnished and sophisticated building, the sounds and musical instruments on point, the toilet facilities on point, the power supply, diesel or fuel on point, welfare services on point, mission trips and works on point, among many other projects in the house of God. Is it Paper or leaf that they are spending or using to acquire these things? Can any body go to the market and buy diesel or musical instruments or building materials and say I represent this church or I am the pastor or general overseer of this church or it is for God's kingdom give them to us free? Are these things free in the market?

If you have ever had the opportunity to work deeply in the house of God before, to see how the administration of a church is being run or facilitated, then you will know that no be paper or leaf them they spend! Some of you go to the church admin office to submit your business proposals for contracts to supply one thing one thing, did you give it to the church free? When you got the contract to supply or render your services in the church was it free? NO!!! And you sit to type on your phones or systems don't pay tithe don't pay tithe yen yen yen whereas na church dey pay your bills...
What of the instrumentalist, it is so hard these days to find someone who will play instruments for free. I know churches even smaller churches who pays their instrumentalist monthly or every Sunday. Why una no say NO I'm not collecting a dime, I am doing it for God. No be money these churches dey pay, Na Paper abi na leaf dem they pay?

What of the welfare? Feeding, clothing and shelter of the needy amongst us in church? Is it not money we use to put these things I'm place?

Because you pay your tithes to the wrong place, you pay your tithe to occultic churches, you pay your tithe to pastors who live lavish reckless lifestyle doesn't mean there are no genuine pastors out there who stands on the word of God only!

Those of us who pay our tithes and see the reward of Malachi 3 verse 10 knows the importance of Tithe in our lives. I am addicted to tithe paying! I pay it everyday. Even when someone gives me 200 naira, I pay tithe from it. I am not ashamed of tithe paying!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And prove me now if I will not open the windows of heaven!!!
It is not about going out to drop your tithe, No with your tithe in your hand, Prove God First!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And this is my favorite part, I will open my window of heavens, I will pour out my blessing that even the room will not be enough to receive it JESUS!
God said prove me and see if I will not open my window of heavens and pour out my blessings so much that even that our small cubicle room will be too small to receive his blessings on us.

Do I have a witness here? I am number ONE!!! Why should I allow somebody beliefs or opinion on tithe ruin or stop God's Blessings on my life? Why should I?

The blessings received from tithe paying are numerous aside financial blessings. What of the blessings of protection from evil of all kinds, what of the blessings of great jobs, contracts, fruit of the wombs, education, unmerited favour, shelter, feeding, Mercy, Grace etc? Are they all by your powers or doings? Do you know your tithes are being recorded in heaven oh ye faithfully stewards?

Pay your tithe at the right place and enjoy the blessings of Malachi 3 verse 10. Do not confuse giving charity as tithe paying. Do not let Satan fool you on that. They are two different things. I give to charity and I pay my tithe. Charity is charity (welfare), Tithe is tithe! No be the same. Don't get it twisted!

Are you the owner of the money? Did you come to this earth with money? Will you leave the earth with money? Every time my money my money my money WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY MEHN? If people own money why don't they carry their money with them when leaving the earth?

Since the devil launched a social media campaign on tithe paying, has the church closed? Lols instead it keeps moving on day by day. Sincerely, I am amazed by the numbers of people who pays their tithe in the church despite all the satanic campaigns. It only shows where the devil belongs. He's always on the loosing side. He's a looser!!!

God bless everyone who pays their tithe in their various local churches. Thank you for paying your tithe. The Church Is Marching On...

In Dominion City, We pay our tithe. I pay my tithe, Pay your tithe!!!

Thank you and God Bless You...

ebyjoyken:
I spend more time with the kids than he does. When we got married, he asked me to live in the village with his mum and sister my parents refused and asked him to get an apartment for me in the city. Which he later did. Since then he hated my family for challenging him.

Now you’re talking, the true story why he doesn’t like your family is unraveling.

Instead of making the midget president, I’ll prefer Jagaban.

Back2Daura:
They are ranting. All wike needs to do is find someone else that is loyal and change the King.

Then you don’t know anything about River State. Any little tension and the town bleeds.

Fell for this trick a long time ago, but had to bounce back and teach the hoe a bitter lesson she will never forget till she die. @op thy say revenge is best serve cold. Look for her sister or best friend and Bleep the living daylight out of them. Make sure she’s aware you’ve bleeped them, then she’ll realize her mistake. Thank me later

Oblongata:
This is an old trick in the book, usually, the child is innocent

You’re 100% right, very old trick. Similar happened to me way way back, when the N1 Naira note still has great and significant value.

Finally the will of the Nigerian people prevailed.

Hardeybaryor:
my thought as well but we concluded that the police will only collect money from him and silence the issue.

Go to the Ibeju-Lekki local government council secretariat, they have an office there that handles such cases.

Hardeybaryor:
my thought as well but we concluded that the police will only collect money from him and silence the issue.

Go

EmptyCoconutHead:
maybe that's why the Yoruba nation are so reluctant to take up his case Sha cos they feel it's not one of them so it's more of an ijaw fight to propagate for the release of their son

Sowore fought against his own (GEJ), that’s why he’s suffering alone.

Aaaaaah Izon

KanuSE:
Lol , una too dey fear....haba!

Nor fear first.

KanuSE:
Wot u gonna do about it?

What can a common man like me do? I’ll just sit and watch like all ordinary Nigerians, unless you want this gang of lunatics to Soworise me.

Enjoying our collective wealth. Useless people

Fulani herdsmen and killing is like....somebody help with that Zuma meme

Aonkuuse:
Everything in Nigeria is upside down, from doggy nacking to Bsc English. who do us this thing

Na Buhari ��

This argument will keep going on and on without a winner. Some women are terrible, likewise some men but that doesn’t mean there are no good women or men out there.

All of you are just making noise, it’s late. Go and sleep.

Swim keyboard ⌨️ warriors on point

Rayd502:
You can at least trim the grass...That snake looks like a venomous one.

That’s a cobra � and it’s definitely venomous.

Assistant GOAT �

Bush meat wants to catch the hunter.

I laugh at the comments I read here, it just shows that a lot of people on this forum don’t know the mentality of an average Bayelsan. Thy don’t believe in development and anybody that tries to preach that becomes their enemy automatically. All they believe in is share the money, so they can marry more wives and spend carelessly on women. Dickson realized this fact, he plugged all the avenues they were using to milk the state dry. All the ghost workers slots were plugged and he refused to share the money as usual that’s their main grievance against him. I’m not a member of any political party, but I can assure you PDP will retain power in Bayelsa State. Take it or leave it.