₦airaland Forum

hollah123:
This is the plain truth,just imagine one day I was checking a thread on nairaland about Singapore n a guy wrote it there that he has d student visa already but he's thinking of white powder(drugs) as side hustle....just imagine we complain Nigeria is bad but when we go to places where things work we still do bad.

Me personally I am a Nigerian but in my whole life I will never trust a Nigerian,just last night in my lodge a fight broke out n u will b surprised to know what caused it

Like 4 people organised weekly contribution for months, believe u me when it was time for a guy to collect his own share,the leader said he lost d record book n he couldn't ascertain if the guy has been paying regularly despite d fact that others were testifying that he pays regularly.
They agreed to take the case to the station n he used a line "nothing wey police wan do me,Na 5k go settle am n I go pay d money monthly for 3 years".......like seriously I felt bad but I just lock up since e no concern me.just imagine

You turned a blind eye to a situation you’re supposed to make things right because it doesn’t affect you directly and you’re here complaining of the Nigerian mentality. You’re a hypocrite my man

pricklewane:
Most if not all the members of the national assembly are foolish. Why would any one lied that a $33B contract was signed when only $1.6B was signed ?

Did you read the part where the committee quoted a document signed by the ministry or you’re just commenting for commenting sake?

Nice idea @op. Got this friend who works at one of this new generation banks, got laid off during the downsizing era. Luckily he’s got some savings, got himself a very clean car and was doing cab business. The wife didn’t know the husband has been laid off, because he leaves home the normal 5/6am and returns normal 7/8pm. Now all the bills including upkeep, school fees for the kids are paid as at when due. She even got money to start up her dream business, before she knew what the husband had been up to. So my brother follow your dream, sky is the limit.

For God sake, what is Barcelona’s crime ehn Bayern Munchen. Make una sorry for them na.

heckymaicon:
This your own asslicking get as e be.

Na factory fitted

I thought thy said GEJ is a drunkard and clueless. Let those same people come and describe their savior for us o.

@op I get sure 3odds you can bet your life on. Pm me

bukifemi1:
See our Interior Minister standing like a national flag.
When you have Babalawos in sensitive positions of Government,
intelligence gathering becomes a matter of abracadabra!

Jackson Ude
@jacksonpbn
https://twitter.com/jacksonpbn/status/1291168407719759877/photo/1

In Asari Dokubo’s voice “oh my God”. Savage

You’re a legend sir.

In Asari Dokubo’s voice “oh my God”

LifeQuest:
Most activists were deceived by the ferocious propaganda of the then opposition led by ALM. They were used during Occupy Nigeria and some other campaigns against the impunity of the then ruling party.

I see a case of folklore I was told as a child. The Elephant was invited to become the jungle king but unknown to it, the seat of its enthronement was set on a pit. It fell to the deceit and used as a sacrifice. This is the case of some of the activists. They can't talk again. They may not be able to talk like before. Even the Ebora of Owu, tho not an activist but somewhat a critic, no dey write letter again.

The monkeys uncle has lost his pen abi biro, when he see wetin pass am. If he try write A, uncle bubu go hide am permanently for kirikiri or kuje. Abi u think say their darling daddy done forget the $16B IPP money? It shall be well with this country.

piggyvestashawo:
Congrats

Straight to Europa.

I just can’t help but feel sorry for Tottenham Hotspurs and Jose Mourinho right now. After securing 6th position in the league table and a Europa league qualification spot. Only for Arsenal to win the FA cup and a guaranteed Europa league spot. It is well

Bros take it from me, your paddy wife done Dey lick lime outside that’s the only reason she’s always complaining of been tired. Tell him to investigate her more and keep a close watch. Someone else is eating from his goody bag, take it from someone who’s passed through this before and thank me later.

Ku ron be The cow would’ve opened his intestines, na then he for get sense. Cow wey done sense death around the corner, na d idiot wan carry play. He for shame

RIP to the dead. But why do these useless boat boys always overload their boats?

handsomebeauty8:
Dogs can only bark at me but cannot chase me.

When once I do as if I want to carry a weapon on the ground, it will run away.

It all depend on the breed of dogs you’re talking about. One of my friend almost got mauled by my Hungarian Rottweiler some weeks ago, simply because he threatened her with a stick.

Election season is around the corner, them done Dey buy roadside corn and coconut. Very soon, you go see some they fry akara. It is well with our country.

backnbeta:
If our safety is not guaranteed with unity, how about we try parting ways? At least, when we part ways, any stray herder found in another country's territory without valid papers won't have the federal protection, but will be justifiably prosecuted by the laws of the land

You’ve said it all miss.

Odidi gborigbo 1 of Africa

Dotherightthing:
21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Shey u be monitoring spirit abi u be him village people?

Joshmodest:
How Nigerians explain families can be confusing " My father was their mother's first born , buhari is the last born " ..for some minutes I was puzzled...
BTW Mr mamman we are not expecting yhu to tell us that you're controlling buhari before we know ...
Buhari is a leader who lacks the mental capacity to handle this country , hence his frequent movements to other countries to calm his brain from shutting down...
Such a man can be controlled by anybody who has access to him , even Shattabandle !

Shatta Bandle ke? Do you want the Parosident to be short sighted too? You’re savagely wicked

Bolowolowo:
See mud roads in Delta state

Okowa is working

MejiLoyon:
Emmm Op no vex but no include dog o. Dog meat is a blessing to humanity. Especially when boiled with pepper ginger garlic and scent leaves. Spiked with ogogoro the pepper soup na heaven.
Come use 33 beer Flush am
If Benson dey use am diffuse

You go give thanks to God

Guys Dey o

concerned99:
4 young men were shot dead within the okera nla ajah axis in lagos by unknown gun men. From what we can gather it seems the 4 deceased men were members of the aiye cult and they were attacked by the eiye cult in a fierce battle. That area has been a hub for cult activity and many lives have been lost in that vicinity. The relative authorities should do something about that area, imagine paying 1.5 million naira for a 3 bedroom house in a area where people are dying like flies. After the death of davido's boy isreal their was a reprisal attack by the aiyes in which they killed an eiye boy in the ado area of ajah. So to cut the long story short the eiye boys now came back and killed the 4 of them like goats to be used for sallah meat. Life no longer has value, the more we watch and do nothing it will only get worse. Imagine Edo state people are also thinking of making a known cultist as their governor, well i wish them well.

This fight has been on for a very long time, even before the death of Israel. From what we can gather, it’s a spillover from those beheading sometime ago, where four heads where place by the roadside before Abraham Adesanya Estate close to General paint.

rowland545:
Cultism is a very terrible menace in our society...I see it as another security challenge... But no b DAT one day vex me.

Nah this phone camera day vex me...and op said it's an iPhone....how can an iPhone camera be looking like something itel company designed

Bros nor vex you hear, was shooting the video while dodging bullets. Didn’t care if the camera was focused or not. Moreover nairaland didn’t allow me upload video, I just did a screenshot of some of the scenes and upload same as image.

MackSoul:
Is the phone used in snapping this pics 0.5 mega pixel

It was actually my iPhone I used to make the video while dodging bullets, find it difficult to upload video. So I just screenshot some of the scenes and upload as image.

explain what happened na. na who and who dey clash. and i thought ajah all na lekki where all the vips dey. las las mainland even calm pass these socalled vip island

Na dem dem still Dey fight na, aftermath of hose killings in Ikorodu and the other video that surfaced online. There is still reprisal killings going on, another boy was shot dead same yesterday around Majek/Abijo axis.

Macro231101:
Op give us full details,who and who dae fight,shey na d normal ones or na another one don join...well sha less evils in the society

Na d former ones o my brother

Passionate888:
no b only iphone, na iprone

Oga that’s my phone home screenshot, at least you can tell the type of phone I’m using from there. Thank you

tonye33:
You mean Itel phone?

That’s a screenshot of my home screen. You can tell the phone from it. Thank you

newharddrives:
iPhone camera na em dey like dis?

Yes. It’s already getting dark and moreover I was running for my dear life o. Nor be me all this children go take shine or count scores.