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 Romance / Re: Should I Continue Dating Her? by ArchangeLucifer: 4:02pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
frbona: Hers is a special case. Her matter na 8 credit units course. 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Should I Continue Dating Her? by ArchangeLucifer: 4:01pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
| Romance / Re: Should I Continue Dating Her? by ArchangeLucifer: 3:57pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
izzou: I'm wondering same here. Maybe he's not much in the brains department that's why they have problems. |
| Autos / Re: See The New 2019 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class by ArchangeLucifer: 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
lalasticlala, seun |
| Autos / See The New 2019 Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class by ArchangeLucifer: 1:32pm On Nov 30, 2017 |
As before, the swoopy four-door is based on the mainstream E-class sedan. The two share their 115.7-inch wheelbase, but the CLS is lower, wider, and longer. Where the 2019 CLS breaks new ground is in its adventurously sculpted interior and the all-new inline-six engine that, at least for now, isn’t shared with the E-class just yet. Oh, and it’s also a hybrid. Get Inline The powertrain consists of Mercedes-Benz’s new turbocharged 3.0-liter inline-six, a 48-volt electrical system, and an electric motor sandwiched between the engine and transmission. These components combine to produce 362 horsepower and 364 lb-ft of torque, though the electric motor can pile on an additional 21 horses and 184 lb-ft during brief “boost” periods. The electric motor also is capable of powering the CLS alone—in short spurts—and it enables engine stop-start capability. Overall, it’s quite a change from the previous model’s all-V-8 lineup. This represents the American market’s first brush with the hybridized inline-six, a setup that is expected to proliferate throughout Mercedes-Benz’s lineup and replace the twin-turbocharged V-6 engines available in everything from the C-class up to the S-class. For the CLS, the engine earns the 450 badge; non-AMG CLS models are thus christened with the CLS450 label. Buyers can choose between rear-wheel drive or 4Matic all-wheel drive, and every CLS450 will have a nine-speed automatic transmission. A more powerful, range-topping AMG version of the CLS is anticipated to debut at the 2018 Detroit auto show in January. Dubbed CLS53, it will be powered by an enhanced version of the new inline-six hybrid powertrain making around 430 horsepower. If you want a sleek four-door with eight cylinders, you’ll need to wait for Mercedes-AMG’s four-door GT. Ambient Coup Inside, the CLS diverges gently from the E-class on which it is based. The dashboard undulates expressively around the center stack and features a two-tiered layout. On the lower half sit four central air vents, while the top half houses a 12.3-inch central display shared with the E-class as well as two larger outboard air vents. Those air-delivery binnacles sport turbine-like vanes—the E-class’s pieces have more traditional horizontal slats—and are visually amplified by their linkage to the CLS’s interior ambient lighting. At night, in addition to the usual backlit interior bits such as the door panels, the curvature of the dashboard, and the center console area, the air vents’ circumferences light up in whichever of the system’s 64 colors you’ve chosen. The options list includes the same 12.3-inch digital gauge cluster offered on the E-class as well as a head-up display, wireless phone charging, two separate Burmester audio systems, tri-zone automatic climate control, massaging seats, an air-spring suspension, and an electric trunk actuator. The same bundle of active-safety features—adaptive cruise control, self-steering lane-keeping assist, blind-spot monitoring, and more—introduced in the latest E-class (and updated and enhanced for the 2018 S-class) is available, too. Standard equipment is generous, as it should be given that the starting price is likely to land in the upper $70K range. (The 2017 CLS starts at $75,845—versus $53,945 for a four-cylinder 2018 E300, or $72,595 for a turbo-six-cylinder Mercedes-AMG E43.) Leather seats, those illuminated air vents, the E-class’s touch-sensitive steering-wheel-mounted infotainment control pads, navigation, Apple CarPlay and Android Auto, a proximity key with push-button ignition, 19-inch wheels, and full-LED exterior lighting are included. Excited early customers can opt for an Edition 1 model that includes black-painted thin-spoke wheels, a diamond-pattern grille, a black leather interior with copper-colored stitching and trim accents, special floor mats, and an IWC analog dashboard clock. Of greater value is the modicum of practicality that Mercedes added to its vanity vixen: a third seat between the outboard rear chairs (making the CLS a five-seater, just like BMW’s similar 6-series Gran Coupe) and a rear seat backrest divided into 40/20/40 split-folding sections. We’ve sat in the back of the new CLS, and while the low roof still presents more of a challenge to ingress and egress than does the E-class’s upright greenhouse, the aft quarters are more spacious than before. So it has the looks, it has the tech, and now it has a bit more usefulness. The 2019 CLS450 makes a great first impression—and, let’s face it, first impressions are what this car is all about. https://www.yahoo.com/news/2019-mercedes-benz-cls-class-180000554.html
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| Celebrities / Re: 14 Nigerian Celebs Who Are Allegedly Gays & Lesbians NO 5 Was Caught (with Pics) by ArchangeLucifer: 12:56pm On Nov 28, 2017 |
Lesbians we support but preek in hairy, hard & muscular yansh? Mbanu. They should be slowly impaled on a hot iron rod. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Why I Have Abstained From Sex All My Life Till Now by ArchangeLucifer: 12:47pm On Nov 28, 2017 |
antysocial: "You don't want to be spiritual" but you "heard that sex is spiritual".  I hereby deliver you from the spirit of confusion. 3 Likes |
| Business / Re: Jumia Is Frustrating Me - What Can I Do About This by ArchangeLucifer: 12:05pm On Nov 28, 2017 |
dingbang: All he needs is the order number. Verify so I can forward same to him & get back to you. |
| Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Festus Fadeyi, Toke Makinwa's Rumored Lover by ArchangeLucifer: 11:51am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Useless olosho claiming 'feminist' & deceiving gullible women that she is "working" & "hustling". You hate on men daily but you cannot eat, sleep or wear clothes without a man. Your entire existence depends on a man yet you have the nerve to insult men. Just like every other 'feminist' on nairaland who took afer this wh0re, they have nothing to offer us. Just their dried up, fish-scented and venereal disease-ridden cunts. They are the ones that claim "bosslady", "miss independent"etc on social media but they are solely dependent on men for everything. Bloody hypocrites. Hopeless, worthless, shiftless and hilariously ignorant creatures. I support feminism 100% now. Gender Equality is a must! All the domestic violence, murder & aggravated assault cases this month have been perpetrated by women. These cheap sluts have hidden under "weaker sex" for so long & must no longer be pampered. Let them realise first hand, that without men they are nothing. 231 Likes 23 Shares |
| Sports / Re: FIFA Confirms Super Eagles As Youngest Squad During 2018 W/cup Qualifiers by ArchangeLucifer: 11:48am On Nov 28, 2017 |
If Ndidi is 20 then I'm Born Again. 121 Likes 7 Shares |
| Crime / Re: Angry Mob Burn Armed Robber To Ashes In Front Of Children In Calabar (Graphic) by ArchangeLucifer: 11:46am On Nov 28, 2017 |
That charred foot looks like sarrki's own. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime / Re: SARS Operatives Recover Bus Stolen At Gunpoint, Arrest Suspects (Photos) by ArchangeLucifer: 11:26am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Babatunde Kolawole who painted the bus all white". Afonjas exporting theft nationwide. 22 Likes
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| Politics / Re: Nairaland 2019 Presidential Election: Buhari Vs Atiku Poll by ArchangeLucifer: 11:24am On Nov 28, 2017 |
sarrki: 6 Likes
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| Business / Re: Jumia Is Frustrating Me - What Can I Do About This by ArchangeLucifer: 11:22am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Lol. I had a similar issue. Placed an order on Black Friday & I didnt even receive a msg or call from them. I had to involve an ex-schoolmate who works @ Jumia. Na the guy come help me push my request go front yesterday. Expecting my delivery today. |
| Celebrities / Re: 18-year Old Adeola Wins Miss Polo Nigeria 2017 by ArchangeLucifer: 11:18am On Nov 28, 2017 |
See sweet, fine girl here. Unlike some old, decaying slay mamas we have here on nairaland. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Apc Ministry Distribute Fake Pesticides To Nigerian Farmers by ArchangeLucifer: 11:10am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Well, the damage has been done already but we cannot afford to waste the chemicals - they cost money. It should be forcefully administered to sarrki and end his misery once & for all. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Daddy Duties: Mikel Obi Spends Quality Time With Two Daughters. by ArchangeLucifer: 11:08am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Yeligray: You dey mind am? You go carry dat kain babe comot, she fit use serviette clean yansh. 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Daddy Duties: Mikel Obi Spends Quality Time With Two Daughters. by ArchangeLucifer: 11:06am On Nov 28, 2017 |
Op, the are not "at the movies". That's in his house! There's something called a Movie Room/Home Theatre Room nowadays & its getting popular. Update yourself. |
| Politics / Re: Electricity: Nigerians Must Pay Higher Tariffs – FG by ArchangeLucifer: 10:58am On Nov 28, 2017 |
SalamRushdie: You na Warri? |
| Celebrities / Re: Banky W Exposes Adesua Etomi In Her Nude State Mistakenly (Photo) by ArchangeLucifer: 10:47am On Nov 28, 2017 |
This thread is roughly 30 minutes old... But just negodu 8 Likes
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| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 8:25am On Nov 28, 2017 |
makky555: I have quoted you again and its wayyyy past 6am. May this quote serve as a torturous reminder to your soul that you are an empty, chest-beating barrel. Good day. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 2:01am On Nov 28, 2017 |
makky555: This blunt tool still dey here? I'll quote you again past 6 to prove that you're nothing but an empty barrel making the loudest noise.
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| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:59am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: I've got a very good woman. Its actually by comparing her to these rabble & their utterances that I'm able to discern that they are not up to scratch. Anyway, goodnight fam. |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:52am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: At least the bucket will stay committed. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:51am On Nov 28, 2017 |
makky555: I've never in my life seen you before you stupidly quoted me. That'll be the biggest mistake of your wretched life b!tch. Not my fault you're standing & nairalanding along the road now cuz you can't get a client. Go back to your village & return with younger hoes to guide & feed off. Your shelf life has expired! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:47am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: 15 partners @ 23 is wayyy too small. That's a typical 17/18 year old's count. Try something closer to 100. Or ask that wh0rish makky555 but multiply whatever she tells you by 7. |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:41am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: That's the only way you can survive it. And Lord knows you didn't exaggerate that figure. |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:37am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: Not with me bro. I know all their games. I'll only step up my own level of evil and then they start crying foul. |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:35am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: Now imagine what the broke ones (like this worthless makky555) would do for money. Just imagine... |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:34am On Nov 28, 2017 |
makky555: So you wanted a "fat strand of flesh" abi? Wh0re. People make illustrations with the things they are used to. I shudder when I imagine the condition of your pussy. I'm sure an adult head will fit in perfectly. 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:32am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: Lol. Na their way. Then when they get caught, they shed crocodile tears, play victim & blame it on "gender inequality". Fucking wh0res. I want Gender Equality to become law. I honestly can't wait for it. Let's see if these things an survive a level playing ground. 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Why Are Women Their Own Worst Enemies? by ArchangeLucifer: 1:26am On Nov 28, 2017 |
KreativGenius: Im telling you they cant stick to one man. Their greed is in-built. Even if you have money, they'll sleep with your driver. I wrote in a comment yesterday that the best way to date these useless slay queens is to assume she has already cheated on you before you start. Don't expect much from her. Trust me that relationship will last long. They love being treated like sh!t. 3 Likes |
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