₦airaland Forum

chatinent:
Bring red eggs, two female mosquitoes that live in Canada but from Lagos, five coweries, one native catfish, midnight rain water in Egypt, a vomitted fowl remains from China, two python teeth that has swallowed at least five goats, one anaconda fallopian tube native to Nigeria, one Ostrich bladder that must have eaten a Yoruba man's maize, a pawn, twelve white native fowls, and a snail that grew up in Mbaise that's nothing less than 100 years. Well, it's not that I really want in cash but if you can't bring it, bring N12m and I'll dissolve it for you.

Your own yahoo......huspupi will have to apply as an apprentice oo

oyeb15:
And Wike is d new godfather abi or what is his business in Edo state? Is he from Edo State?

Stop rushing everything in life, you won't listen.....
Oya go back and read the post with a calm mind and void of anger .....
You can do better ......

When one cannot define his existence, nature will surely assist him or her.....

Stay away from what the society hates

O.P , in life there are seasons of abundant blessings and seasons of dryness.....

Your lady is the kind that hates lack in her life and she is so afraid of Poverty. Thus her success in life....

I will rather advice you open an account , call it Children's fund acct,....push some money into I'd first, then whatever remaining of it, use it to to your wedding....

You can never tell the character of your woman when two of you go broke .....

zombieTRACKER:
With Buhari in power
Islamic Terrorism has come to stay in the country..

Recycling of terrorists.. Bandits.. Herdsmen ..kidnappers etc continues unabated..

Why Yoruba Muslims support this calamity rejected all round the north still baffles me till this day..

Buhari is a failure

They support it because Tinubu will be their President , a group of people that will support anything even if it will kill most people and bring forth Amotekun as an emergency help.........

Just for a selfish interest that we don't even know who will be alive come 2023.....

Shm....

EyezofGod120:
Yes na,,,look huspupi,wood berry,,mc oluomo all our politician both PDP APC and so

As in...soon crime will be done based on one's wealth and punishment assigned as well

But what exactly are we seeing in Buhari's government?...
Are these Fulani men invincible or does Buhari's government support such inhuman killings of Christians.

Jihad war is real , chase them away and install a Muslim caliphate in their community......

EyezofGod120:
either you're criminally rich,or humbly poor,,,crime pay this time ,,where is slawomir??

Only in Nigeria anyway.....

GOFRONT:
Kopa....Kopa...How many times I call you??


Just talk say you don chop Nkechi or Chidera and the sweetness of her puna has changed your perception of igbos....

Vision less talk, when i come to Oshogbo or Lagos now and see greater opportunity like the copa....you will start wailing that I should leave Lagos

May your mindset locate a new Brian box full of potentials

ThatFairGuy1:
Do you do drugs

Are you surprised??
If Osibanjo cannot act in the absence of the President.......
Is he a Vice president?
That's the drugs you don't know, so fear it bro

#Modified#
For your question.....ask your mentor in Lagos if I do drugs... He has the list of his boys as a BOSS

ThatFairGuy1:
Do you do drugs

Are you surprised??
If Osibanjo cannot act in the absence of the President.......
Is he a Vice president?
That's the drugs you don't know, so fear it bro

He who much is giving much is expected......

Many heads are in the hands of Boko haram but as a ceremonial tourist President, his travelling urge has come back

Thanks to God for Covid.....
The news would have changed to....

Our President will from Mali pay a short 2 months visit in London , then a touch of Asia before coming back.......

I still give God the glory over my Service year in Bayelsa state, Southern Ijaw, never knew how to swim but from Yenegoa we take more than plan hour to Ekowe.....


Boat accident is the worst to witness, surviving it is only by his grace....thank you Abba Father

After saying ...IS OK...IS OK...Remove your mic??

Funny set of people...... You are lucky the masses are divided

ThatFairGuy1:
Nahhhh. They've never been in same rank. What will Tinubu use minister for? Tinubu has produced leaders, one of them is vice president WHO IS BOSS TO NGIGE

Alias not in the same political periscope but according to portfolios, believe me, I had it before it not in any will of a BOSS.....

Ask Oshomole howfar......
Both Osibanjo and Ngige have BUHARI as their BOSS pls.....

What can Osibanjo instruct Ngige to do......

Lols, even in Aso rock he is an errand commissioner boy....

Fear what you don't know bro....
Have a nice day....

ThatFairGuy1:
I've never seen that post about politics that no one from that region won't mention Tinubu.
Tinubu has always been their nightmare.

"Avoid popularity if you wanna have peace"

You need to first understand why he mentioned him before you wail over that region and praise a drug baron........

Ngige just said both him And Tinubu share the same rank, he is even a two time Minister than Tinubu.... so why does Faleke lick Tinubu's ass but won't respect himself when he finds himself so lucky to be with Ngige....

A government were Politics is more important than education is not worth it......

Election that APC hijacked in 2015 , they are there wasting the time for important issues....... next pls

omooba969:
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Rubbish.

Keep celebrating these old f00lz who have done nothing but destroy the future of Nigeria.

Nonsense and Buratai.

They are all the same....

Is only a fool that believes that our leaders are not united more than the masses are united.....

Let both of them leave Mali alone and discuss how to make this country a better place to stay

oluwafreshkid:
We're definitely in on the plan together.
We are trying to determine colors.
She's indifferent about colours but I'm particular.
Any ideas on good colours for both parents and guests?

No idea bro, but you can go to your tailor to get samples,....I believe you can get something better there

Superwave:
Igbo will argue they were sent by Tinubu. The tall Yoruba giant their father saw before his demise.

What concerns Igbo with this news pls?.....and who is Tinubu in the affairs of Igbos to be a public discussion ?....

Go and learn skilled work before Tinubu sees you as one of his Agberos and touts

chukwuibuipob:
strictly by invitation..if he get money make he hire bouncers/SARS.thevrest nah tori

Lols....let him use the money to provide special meals for special people.....

Nice move and determination O.P......but I must ask if you should also involve your wife in the plan pls,.....
E get why
Kudos to you....
Every other thing falls into the kind of wedding / trade u two agreed on

The first man should have married her. Is it no longer allowed in the North?

Lols....once I clicked on Nairaland....I knew exactly what will carry the day...

This was how western world we all run to , developed their place.....

Say no to God fathers.......let everyone come out and work for the good of the society not on selfish interest.

.Gudoowin pls do the needful to this rugged mama

MrWTF:
Women are heartless

SOME

2 cows is equal to one AK 47
.,.......what happened to law and order in the North?
So if I kill 20 people now, Govt will call me and give me 2 cows to take over one of my Ak 47......
Kaiiii.....

Hmmmmm.....North and funny news.....

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Osibanjo will be President and Tinubu will be his Vice......
But not in Nigeria anyway....

chukwuibuipob:
Sumbody shud tell our Government to open schools for our children

I see no reason why they shut down school and opened mosque and churches nationwide....
The market place is not left out as well....

If out of the whole population of Nigeria , only 796 have died out of Covid19 up till now....then the pandemic is a scamdemic or not effective in Nigeria....
Thanks to God for saving Nigerians anyway....

johnpablo541:
What kind of report is this? All 36 states and FCT have confirm cases according to your report and display. So from which other states do you want to get new cases from

Thought am the only person who can't understand this sentence.....as confusing as the pandemic in Nigeria

Dansuqi:
When peter obi left,didn't he impose obiano and is obiano not planning same? The cycle of godfathers will never end mr

Yea he did it as a friend but when he wanted to show his powers to Obiano, he was crippled and he had to flee.....