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Epositive:
abortion,,, 10 ways to die
Her husband should run DNA test for those kids ahbeg

loshybab:
the rate at which ladies wear skimpy dresses now is alarming especially when I see it on minors and kids below 10.





then I ask myself,is this fashion or absolute dumbness?

Splinz:
This is how people fail in life. The question is that of giving either a Yes or No answer. But what did you do? You went on a spree of irrelevancies!

celestialAgent:
Dumb!

I hope he has enough savings for the kid to live on happily after he kick the bucket.

Seriously, I see no reason why a man will born a child he probably wont live to train (87) and jubilate. whatever happen to adoption at his early age.

I wish the kid best of luck tho.

NotOfThis:
Focus and keep your eyes on the Pastor instead of letting them wander about. You can't control what anyone wears but you can control your own eyes and mind. It's not difficult to do if you really want to.

NotOfThis:
Focus and keep your eyes on the Pastor instead of letting them wander about. You can't control what anyone wears but you can control your own eyes and mind. It's not difficult to do if you really want to.

ademasta:
God has finally made your whistle sound!

I am happy for you bro, I pray you shall be elevated from that job to having your own company. Amen.

And to those blowing whistles in hustle for jobs, continue blowing without stop, God will make it sound loud.

irenmwinfo:
It was just like a flash when I went for an interview unprepared since I knew it's going to be same story. I just got this call from a bank official who once posted a job opportunity for the post of a Loan officer but after going through the interview, the salary scale wasn't good enough so I had to let go after some weeks he called since he once had my number that there's a space for Business Manager at a fast food restaurant . Well, I went for the interview unprepared but surprisingly got a message of congratulations for securing the job as a field supervisor though the pay isn't that fat but I still thank God after the up and down finally I can go out there to work and come back home to rest expecting something at the end of the month rather than sleeping on the bed hopeless without a single return. God can do it for you too just believe. All thanks to Nairaland for the tireless efforts. I feel so relieved at least am no more jobless as a Second class upper graduate. Bless the Lord O my soul

LastMumu:
I dated one babe from 100l till 300 level in school, make we _fuck she no gree, she say she dey keep herself for her future husband. Hian!
One cold icy Konji-filled morning, she lose guard, she opened honeypot, I entered the place, and I was disappointed. Punny so wide my entire head could have literally drowned in it.

Dothraki:
A babe once told me she'll become a catholic sister if I was the only man left in the world!

joseph1832:
I honestly was more focused on her behind.

missnawty:
I pierced my nose.. Funny how I have to remove it anytime I'm going to church and fix it bck wen I'm back. Lol
The first week I pierced it I culdnt remove it so I had to go to church like dat.. My conscience judged me all tru.. It was asif pastor was looking at me truout.. Culdnt raise my head to shout halleluyah sef.. Immiediatly after service like this I didn't grit anyone I just ran off lol.

About camel toe.. I still find it odd o.. Like how do girls find it comfortable going out like that? God Dey sha!
Finally.. I think God looks at the inside more than the outside . So live and let's live

missnawty:
I pierced my nose.. Funny how I have to remove it anytime I'm going to church and fix it bck wen I'm back. Lol
The first week I pierced it I culdnt remove it so I had to go to church like dat.. My conscience judged me all tru.. It was asif pastor was looking at me truout.. Culdnt raise my head to shout halleluyah sef.. Immiediatly after service like this I didn't grit anyone I just ran off lol.

About camel toe.. I still find it odd o.. Like how do girls find it comfortable going out like that? God Dey sha!
Finally.. I think God looks at the inside more than the outside . So live and let's live

sod09:
I disagree with 1&2 d rest are on point

skillful01:
Well,I gave on religion for two reasons:
1. The religious god phucked up.
2. "for ye shall know the truth and the truth will make you free".

curiousity made me discover the truth.

skillful01:
Well,I gave on religion for two reasons:
1. The religious god phucked up.
2. "for ye shall know the truth and the truth will make you free".

curiousity made me discover the truth.

maclatunji:
Men might have to start demanding to wash the face of potential wives before marriage.

Henrick007:
yes sir

"Enter your shoe and follow me" "Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"

Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!
"What you are cooking is dancing o"

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IamAirforce1:
This government is responsible for the high rate of suicide cases in this country.

Is the govt also responsible for suicide committed because of jilting?
There's frustration in the land
Parents can no longer fend for their children or pay bills.

Papiikush:
At least if you don't haff bress, haff yansh.

Girlfriend that doesn't have yansh or breast is that one a girlfriend?

Papiikush:
Lust of the eyes?

Even when our ushers in various churches now put on mini skirts we shouldn't look?

Because i am a Christian doesn't make me impotent

CorGier:
Ok now imagine if he had tied the knot with that nymphomaniac and had no idea how freaky/kinky she gets pertaining sex.
Imagine what both their lives would be like.