₦airaland Forum

jemype:
this is a stupid lie abeg we are not fools

Very common thing actually. Even stuck bottles and other items are seen in every imaginable orifice in A & E departments. Boys/men too. No biggie. .

If she had done it with a bit more care, no risk of STIs or pregnancy.

You need to see a funny collection of X-rays of such.

Mcquine:
hi sorry for the late reply I'll prefer we talk on phone or whatsapp as for the mode of payment its an advance fee of 60% for new clients in their first purchase.

Can you make this more transparent here before going to whatsapp. How can we trust you? Obviously you cannot trust new clients hence you ask for 60% deposit and that is fair enough. How can we now trust you doing business with you first time?

According to your answer to one question above, you have not refused to supply to the person before, in the same vein, you have not supplied to that person before and he refused to pay. Just like you sensibly protect your money, so do we.

So this is just about mutual trust.

Your reply here will shed light on your readiness to be accountable. A rare thing in our 9ja of today. People readily take offence when asked to demonstrate accountability or do what they themselves expect from others.

OLX experience shows there are lots of scammers about.

papaejima1:
It is becoming increasingly clear by the day that Buhari was really not in control in 1984. It was actually Idiagbon that was the power of that administration.

One bottle of coolest orijin for you jor! Take turkey leg join am too.

I still remember Idiagbon announcing WAI on TV. Buhari would rather stay in Daura and use others to do the job. The only problem is his Northern clique won't let our amiable Mr Commissioner assert himself. Because the commissioner would actually come up with some good Tinubu-tinted ideas to improve things. That is going to be the real battle.

Damalex4luv:
Chai diaris god oooo. This one no dey forgeable. Walahi nah one of the best signature have ever seen.
Kudos to one of the Nigeria's greatest thief

Oh boy, the guy was a very meticulous guy. VERY intelligent dude with an elephant's memory.

You know poor education provision and childhood environment of those days denied many people the chance for higher education.
But everyone who knew him attest to his smartness. People like JT Useni, Afe Babalola etc.

WE tend to remember him for his dark goggles but he was a serious professional soldier.

As an old school African leader, who was part of IBB brigade, sadly massive corruption was just part of it.

dumodust:
Sahara tv the new propaganda arm. First saraki, then this... they should rebrand and become nta then

They just suddenly realised that Saraki is British when he upset APC hierarchy. As if they didn't know Saraki's dual nationality status before.

May be if one day Femi Kuti sings to offend APC, they will start telling us too that he was born in London.

casket:
We are waiting for more but hope the replacement would be with people of good integrities and substance !

Na Northerners he wan go pack there, with a sprinkling of a few from the rest of 9ja (their conquered territory). The whole fight for FG and power is all about oil, oil blocks & oil money. Nor be 9ja we dey. Pity those swallowing the hype hook, line & sinker.

Na wa o. Did Nigerians elect GMB to come and enjoy our garden of Eden before?

Was it not same APC who painted the apocalypse scenario if we allow GEJ to continue and that they are the Super heroes to rescue us?

Why are they still complaining?

Good job.

Even a timely IGG can boost people's belief & confidence in their state. Hope he keeps it up.

We could do with some IGG at the federal level right now.

£1 = N335 to N350. Is this how we're going to make Naira be at par with the greenback?

48noble:
Who is playing this dirty...APC
This is not the change Nigerians voted for.
Let there be peace

But is it a secret that Bukola is 9ja-Britico?

I heard about 10 years ago from a man who knows the Saraki family very well. For over 40 years in fact.

If my memory serves me well, Oloye was a young doctor/house officer in UK when Bukola was born here in UK.

His biological mum is Caribbean, possibly a nurse, the man wasn't sure. The person most people take to be Bukola's mum is not actually his biological one.

I thought that was something already in the public arena.

Progress2468:
Moral of the story is: Nigeria is not the only corrupt country, just that politicians of some countries are more stupid than those of other countries

And virtually all those countries are basket cases too.

OkunrinMeta:
That is Embrace Imtetnational Assembly, Eruwen Junction, Ikorodu. That is the church that made headlines last year due to a leadership struggle with the foursquare headquarters. Aparently, they have succeeded in changing there name and no longer a foursquare church. I guess thats why they feel it appropriate to celebrate with korede´s ......NA GODWIN..... they won. And chidinma is a church member there, am quite sure korede was invited and chidinma is only in church for service as usual.


I dont know why am telling you people all this

Na Amebor thingz na. A.k.a tatafo

But on a serious note, churches rely on crowd. Bello is pulling crowd at the moment, so na Godwin.

INTROVERT:
This korede fine sha

Intro, talk true make shame catch devil. If this Bello boy was hawking Lacasera in Surulere or motor boy at Ojodu, will you find him so fine?

Hmmmm

kilode100:
It has nothing to do with Person Papa
I just love being dominated during coitus, you see, I don't cry easily, and I love crying because I love the taste of my tears.

Those salty tears, the thrusting, serious hammering, the swear words.... I'm Hot mehn
Brb

Hehehe. I like honest people.

Emekamex:
Does it mean Obama isn't american since he was born in Kenya.

Obama was born in Hawaii, part of USA. Only Born on US soil can be president.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was campaining for a change of rule years back, so that people like him can aspire to US presidency.

kilode100:
Words can't describe the pleasure...

. Hmmmm. Ok. What do you think makes it like that? Is it the feeling of being dominated or kept under control? Or is it a girl who grew up with a very domineering father?

kilode100:
She has spoken the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
A man should be in charge.
I love strong and powerful men ... The sex after the beating is .... Words can't describe it.

. I have actually heard the sex part many times before. So na true for some women?

INTROVERT:
I think that's a man that posted that...

. My dear, I know ladies who actually believe that. Some say sex is much "sweeter" after a good dose of beating. The aspect of making them loyal, respectful and humble was also quoted by them. If not, they see the man as a mug. And they will trample on him. People are different you know. I only wish them good luck.

The Bible does not necessarily contain all that happened. Even the Bible says Jesus did many things while on earth that no book will have enough room for it. Let alone from Adam. We should remember that Moses was the first to start writing things down.

That may well be because growing up as an Egyptian prince, he had education in the Royal palace.

Adam may well have had other children who moved in different directions, from where Cain married.

Black people do give birth to Albino. Mutation.

A Nigerian couple gave birth to a white baby, straight hair, blue eyes. DNA showed the baby belonged to them. If God wanted Adam & Eve to have kids of various races, it's biologically possible.

I only have problem with timeline. About 6,000 years is not long enough since Adam/Eve lived. Man must have been around much much longer.

Feranchek:
quote author=Splashme post=35235674]Goodluck Jonathan will very soon be completely vindictated. Time heals all wounds.

All the heaps of propaganda and lies peddled in the media against his govt will soon be corrected by 'Time' and educated Nigerians will soon realise how gullible they where to have swallowed the propaganda and outright lies from the APC propagandists

I blame Jonathan though. He did not make good use of the media. He allowed APC hijack the media from him.


And the mumu got 21 like from 21 other ode TANoids.
How does your comment justify the scam by GEJ So cos PMB said no more subsidy then everything go just change at once My bro, the same TIME you're looking up to, will help OUR dearest presido to eradicate the subsidy sham and also start a transparent oil sector. (He don even dey lay the foundation by dissolving the present NNPC board)

That same TIME will make REASONABLE Nigerians (not gullible TANoids) to see the foolishness and wickedness of GEJ.

That same TIME will make the whole world know that, truly, Nigeria is a force to reckon with.

That same TIME, will see your HERO and his girlfriends pay immensely for their sins

Finally, the same TIME, will make YOU AND OTHER MOFOS TANOIDS, to ACCEPT CHANGE and be better, civilized, responsible NIGERIANS.

God bless OUR honorable PMB
God bless his wife
God bless the federal republic of Nigeria


God bless the SOVEREIGN UNION OF BIAFRA!!!

Well, since there is no subsidy, GMB will not use our money to pay them, abi?

No need cursing or abusing people. Let's take it that his regime owes no subsidy money. Shikena.

When change to good is obvious, people will embrace it, no needed forcing it on people. Campaign and election are over.

uchwar1:
Does this Nunu-drinking Daura man has advisers at all? Psychophants at it again.... Very soon he will deny knowing about the Helipad

His advisers may also have a plan. To expose his weakness over the next 4 years and make it less likely for him to contest in 2019.

All na politics. The ones acting like psychos may have their own plans/agenda.

Wildrage:
From an almost empty treasury, the 2 man federal executive council awarded the contract for the construction of a helipad in Daura.

Was the expenditure captured in the year's budget or the Tyrant just spending our money capriciously?

Dey there. By the time they have a full cabinet, MANY contracts will have been awarded to cronies already. TINUBU must be licking his lips now. No NEC needed to approve it. Mr. Commissioner will of course not even be told sef.

bigerboy200:
Let us stop putting comments out of ignorance... building an helipad in daura is a way to cut down cost. It's much more expensive to keep flying the Presidential jet to the Katsina airport,then moving in a convoy down to daura(katsina to daura is about 1hr 30 mins) when compared to flying an helicopter from Abuja to daura directly.. secondly.. GEJ could afford to land an helicopter anywhere in bayelsa, cos the soil is always wet thus making it loamy(Bayelsa and some regions in d ss have almost 10 months of rain in a year) unlike what is obtainable in d north( almost 10 months of dryness) landing an helicopter on d dry soil is not only dangerous but suicidal considering the fact that it can impede the pilot's visibility and also affect d health of people around due to the massive dust it would raise.. so in terms of TIME and COST, building d helipad is economical.

Was he elected to stay in Daura or Aso Rock? Should he not only be going to Daura sparingly? Like holiday & few other occasions?

SenseiX:
More cost cutting measures I guess ......
Jonathan didn't need to build an helipad, his chopper always landed either on an open field in Otuoke or at the Bayelsa Govt House

Desert/Sahel Savanah and creek area of Bayelsa, which has more open space for a helicopter to land

I detect sarcasm.

So they just use propaganda and bigotry to chase GEJ away, no intention to change anything. Since when is SP/Saraki going to see OBJ a national or legislative assignment that needs official jet?

chidinwachukwu:
Argument on the matter using DNA,is not okay,because DNA is just a sequence of arrangement of chemicals,because over a period of time a this particular arrangement can change(Mutation) due to one or two factors and form it's own Physical difference from its Original Form,Mayb that's how different Races of the same Man came about.

Sure, but certain information are preserved that help to calculate/estimate age of DNA.

Mitochondrial DNA can be used to trace the original Eve in Africa (not religious Eve) and is pretty well preserved even in some Caucasian people.

DNA was designed to change from person to person (parents to kids) hence two haploid sets combining to give own unique chromosomes. Except in identical twins of course.

Races have more to do with environment. If you live in Norway for 4,000 years, your off-springs body will naturally suppress function of melanin gene as they will have less need to avoid the sun damaging DNA through skin.

If Caucasian Australians keep living there for another few thousand years, their off-springs body will have to up-regulate their melanin gene function or devise another sun-screening system genetically that can then manifest in phenotype (become obvious or even visible). Skin cancer that is currently fairly high there will reduce.

sylarsquins:
The Big question is " How did Man come into existence"?. The many religions we have today and those of the old gods possesses different beliefs on how Man came into being.

As a Christian, i learnt through the bible how Man came into life and I don't have to share it because I believe everyone knows that including non Christians because am not here to quote the Bible as am not that religious.

The generally known belief on how man came into the world is best explained through academia which states the evolution of man proposes that humans and apes derive from an apelike ancestor that lived on earth a few million years ago. The theory states that man, through a combination of environmental and genetic factors, emerged as a species to produce the variety of ethnicities seen today, while modern apes evolved on a separate evolutionary
pathway.

My BIG question is, which should we believe and if Truly Adam came 1st from God, how then did he populate the world to what it is right now?.

I think religious people take religious books too literally.
How can mankind be only about 6,000 years old?

I can bet my last penny that people have been living all over 9ja for well over 20,000 years. Around the banks of Rivers Niger, Benue, Osse and so on may be even 50,000 years. Around the Nile & Congo rivers, it can't be less than 50,000 years.

Sure, mankind came into existence at some point, Adam & Eve may just have been symbolic/figurative.

Population of the earth probably happened in stages, and in several waves. Quite conceivable that some waves went extinct due to natural hazards, but followed by other waves that survived.

The places where oldest skeletons & ancient tools have been found may not necessarily be exact location humans first came from but maybe were the most environmentally conducive places where people flourished for long enough to leave evidence behind.

We must consider that some current desert areas were lush vegetation back then, and some lush places now were rather arid back then.

But what seems obvious now is that the most ancient genes & skeletons are in Africa and the spread of humans was from Africa towards the North to Europe/Eurasia and towards India/Asia.

So the idea of first humans originating from around Tigris & Euphrates seems not to hold water. Or did people originate from Iraq/Turkey, moved to Africa, locals got wiped out and got repopulated by returnees from Africa AND all that in just 6,000 years? Seems hard to believe.

Mintek:
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Get the 1-year Bible Reading Plan today and start searching the Scriptures. I assure you that this time next year, you will pray to God for forgiveness, for ever asking this kind of question.

A few hundred years ago, the church said almost same to anyone/scientist who said the earth was round and it wasn't centre of the universe.

Now you can see see a beautifully round earth looking from the moon.

kamez:
and u guys insist that this nincompoop is normal abi?


I refuse to be confused by this anu mpam.

mama peace pls come and interprete for we nairalanders.

Issorite.

Mama Peace says Patrick should Kontinew with the grammah he's blowing . Soon we go know if na only him waka come abi na the monkey go catchee Chinese.

ok

axiliborha:
What's wrong with no sex until marriage?

It is that while she dey form holy holy for the mugu she wants to marry her, she will be polishing congo in another man's house.
Remember the babe who damaged herself doing abortion shortly before marriage even though she never slept with her fiance, doing no sex before marriage.

The motto seems to be: "If you want to marry me, no sex till then. If no marriage, I'm game".

So who is fooling who?

A bit of generalisation. But the unappreciative "wetin you do wey another man never do before" cracked me up. Like when her female friend says she just got 250k alert from her boyfriend/sugardaddy.