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LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 1:17pm On Jan 16, 2009
love is blind

it can take over

your soul

what you think is love is surely not better elevate and find wink
CultureRe: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by ariblaze(op): 1:14pm On Jan 16, 2009
so my thread is now a battle zone eh?

aja to ba lo london

a pada wa tin ba pe

ejo to ba lo newyork

a pada wa tin ba pe

kiniu to ba lo jamaica

a pada wa tin ba pe


oya eyin ti efe ta ibi bayi ru

e pada si ibi ti etin wa

pada(one)

pada(two)

pada(three)


eyin iya mi oshorongaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


eshe eshe eshe
RomanceRe: I Need Urgent Advice! by ariblaze(m): 10:22am On Jan 16, 2009
big mean and green yeah

if the ogre can get some

well so can i grin
CultureRe: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by ariblaze(op): 10:19am On Jan 16, 2009
ogun laka aye oooooooooooooooo

ko lomi ni ile fi eje we

ko la sho ni ile

fi mokina bora

ogun ma ma je ri ija re

buwa omi , buwa oguro

GBOSA GBOSA grin
CultureRe: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by ariblaze(op): 10:17am On Jan 16, 2009
lol, am i positively impressed

err. . . . . . . .no

i am super flaggerbraggy shwagzy wanzy blasted grin


i will not be outdone
RomanceRe: After Settling Our Quarrel, I Got A Shocker by ariblaze(m): 10:12am On Jan 16, 2009
amen to that
RomanceRe: I Need Urgent Advice! by ariblaze(m): 10:11am On Jan 16, 2009
winning?

if you are talking about this same girl

i am most clueless as to what she thinks talk less of assuming to win

she is a personality of many facets all entwined in this lovely bouncy character. . .

aww, . . . . . . . there i go again. . . . . lol grin
RomanceRe: I Need Urgent Advice! by ariblaze(m): 10:04am On Jan 16, 2009
lol

i havent gone anywhere yet

as a matter of fact i am trying to convince

the said lady that i am worth her time

. . . .i just know whats expected thats all
RomanceRe: After Settling Our Quarrel, I Got A Shocker by ariblaze(m): 9:55am On Jan 16, 2009
i dont think i would wind up in that situation my good sir

as i intend to have seamless communication with her

thus if anything atall comes up, i wont hear it the way he did

i would be told by her

and unlike him, i would ask her immediately

i don't like that dying inside shit
RomanceRe: I Need Urgent Advice! by ariblaze(m): 9:47am On Jan 16, 2009
dude you my sir are lucky

atleast they think the worst she?

you cant slide any lower ,

if you arent interested in long term with her

bone it, if you are, go. . .it would enhance the parents opinion of you

your girlfriend would love you more for it

and the hurdle of meeting her parents would be behind you

dress normally, act okay,prepare to answer questions relating but not limited to

career

life ethics

religion

state/tribe

parents/family


when a satisfactory answer is gotten

then the big one

what are your intentions towards our daughter

tell them the truth. . .parents have a way of sniffing a lie here

what i would say is this,if you want to marry her say so

but dont allow anyone rush you into the marriage




as i said you are the lucky one

she who i hope to take the hot sit for

has a pretty extensive family

who don't roll over for outsiders coming to claim one of theirs cry
RomanceRe: After Settling Our Quarrel, I Got A Shocker by ariblaze(m): 9:34am On Jan 16, 2009
ngbo . . . . .mr poster try clarify

before me and the man with the mirrors get to it again


and yeah. . . . dont waste our time

as we selfishly try to out wit each other

in over a year long battle of wits wink
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 9:29am On Jan 16, 2009
@epi

you are a woman with an agenda

i respect that

@bluespice

lalalalalalalalalalalala

you were dancing alone

with all them strangers staring

a warm drink a warm drink

you went back home

you went back home grin
RomanceRe: After Settling Our Quarrel, I Got A Shocker by ariblaze(m): 9:04am On Jan 16, 2009
olanajim:
@ariblaze,
if he just overheard, then he would remember what she said last before the i love u 2. He can't just hear only one sentence of the dozens and base his judgement on that.
now you are assuming

moreso what what said before the i love you is pretty irrelevant

and am sure the guy aint dumb

if she was talking about a recipe for baking,or being escorted to the tailor

before she said that am sure the poster's hackles wont be raised

dont you agree?
RomanceRe: Ever Being Sprung?(in Love) by ariblaze(op): 11:50am On Jan 15, 2009
smooooooth:
Anobili T. A. cry
huh
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Fallen In Luv Wit Sum1 U Hav Neva Seen? by ariblaze(m): 11:50am On Jan 15, 2009
spikedcylinder:
Aha! cheesy
lol,but i am not lying

and i am getting married to her wink
RomanceRe: After Settling Our Quarrel, I Got A Shocker by ariblaze(m): 11:47am On Jan 15, 2009
Ben20001:
to reply "I love you too" after a phone conversation is not a sin. It's only normal
hmm lets see

normal to what?

believe me . . . . .in asmuch as i find the whole thread funny

if it was a family member or a friend most peeps would say love you and not i love you too

if it is your mom, you would say i love you mummy(yeah i still say that)

i love you too. . . . . .no two ways about it guy. . . . . .remember robert kelly's song when a woman's fedup

well she gone and fed up



@olanajim


Give her the benefit of doubt and stop eavesdropping on her phone conversation (intentionally).
eavesdropping guy whats the deal

the guy overheard haba!

you don start again o o
FamilyRe: I Have A Girlfriend, But She's A Club Girl, But Now I'm Married, Should I Quit. by ariblaze(m): 11:41am On Jan 15, 2009
talk about doing the balancing act undecided
RomanceRe: Ever Being Sprung?(in Love) by ariblaze(op): 10:42am On Jan 15, 2009
so we dont have more than these. . . . . .
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Fallen In Luv Wit Sum1 U Hav Neva Seen? by ariblaze(m): 10:41am On Jan 15, 2009
yes
FamilyRe: Attacked By Father- In -law For Catching My Wife Having An Affair. by ariblaze(m): 10:40am On Jan 15, 2009
dude report him to your daddy too grin

but on a more serious note

you no fit fight?
RomanceRe: After Settling Our Quarrel, I Got A Shocker by ariblaze(m): 10:36am On Jan 15, 2009
i love you also. . . . . . .that was what she said come on people

that is like saying i love you too

if you were speaking to you sibling

you wont say that

you would most likely would say

love you . . .

its in a relationship that the 'i' is emphasized

dude, she fed up you lost her

you are at best 2nd best

and i think sistawoman is right

she is cheating on him with you
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Ur Best Friend Rapes Your Sister by ariblaze(m): 10:31am On Jan 15, 2009
get the bluntest razor i can lay my hands on

salt,pepper and pliers,yep cold water to nurse him back to consciousness every time he faints from the pain

i will give a new definition for pain

death would take a vacation during that period and pain would work overtime
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 9:25am On Jan 15, 2009
the crusty sun

2days no bath

skin scorched

lips cracked,starched uniform almost glued to skin

body looking sullen,eyes big and bulging but ever alert

thats the life of a class 4 boy in nigerian military school zaria

that boy i was once,and the worst day of my life happened during that period

dodging i was,a senior boy caught me

hey you,go to Charlie company and get me . . . . . .

off to charlie i jogged(you aren't allowed to walk as a junior boy)

at charlie,company after the errand on my way out.

hey you another senoir called me

excuse me sir, senior. . . sent me

i bellowed,his soap came flying caught me in the lips

blood sprang out.soap fell into the murky water coming from the toilets

you bastard,he shouted start rolling,into the water i went head first,the grime absorbing itself into my being

i got to him blood and grime staining me,a flying kick from him sent me sprawling back into the stagnant water

that was just the beginning of my worst moment

your mother is a prostitute, yessir

your father is a bastard ,yessir

you are a pig,yessir. . . . .it went on and on,my response yes sir

you have bleeped up my soap

pick it up,the said soap was lux or used to be lux,it was all soak with grime had to feel for it within mud,fungi and water

out it came,you have wasted my soap he said LICK IT YOU BASTARD!

ok,i can take many things but this,lick the soap am not sure

my breif moment of hesitancy caused me a flurry of pain rained from him

my nose bleed, my lips bled

and the soap came to my mouth,the whole bar had to go it

God i cried,the pain from him dint bring tears to my eyes,but the humiliation the diminishing

i cried,hot sobs,stinging salty sobs,as he guided me to suck on the soap

my mouth tasted like ash and sud. . .he made me later get him another soap

i vowed in my heart to kill him someday

i cried to God to kill him for me

he is still alive

his name i have forgotten now

his face i cant remember now

but the pain is still fresh

if not why would i have tears dropping on my keyboard when writing cry this

God i hate him

i want him to lick soap wherever he is

i want him to be beaten till he cant move

and fresh fish fed to him

i want to kill him
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 8:14am On Jan 15, 2009
School 1977 vs. School 2007










Scenario 1: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles phones with evidence of fight are confiscated. Both are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Mobile phone video shown on 6 internet sites.


Scenario 2: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and never disrupts the class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Jeffrey drops out of school.


Scenario 3: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.

1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.


2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist convinces Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.


Scenario: Mark brings cigarettes to school .

1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area. (Not in Naija)

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Mohammed fails GCSE English.

1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally, insisting that making English a requirement in school is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1977 - Ants die.

2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly with American airlines ever again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during playtime and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy; becomes gay.


------------ --------- --------- --------

And Nigeria.

1977 - Someone plans a coup and takes over the government. Steals all the money. Nothing Happens

2007 - We get to elect government into office. They steal all the money. Nothing happens.

Well at least, things stay the same in Nigeria

U.
LiteratureRe: Marriage Software by ariblaze(m): 8:10am On Jan 15, 2009
picked this up somewhere its soooo true

LiteratureRe: Marriage Software by ariblaze(m): 8:05am On Jan 15, 2009
i read this about that time too

and even then i was thinking of writting a software to counter it

it skipped my mind

now i am going to write something

that would uninstall that program for good!




















disclaimer:this is just me being cheeky, it by no means mean . . . .
RomanceRe: I'm Seeing Someone, And He's Married by ariblaze(m): 12:58pm On Jan 14, 2009
@post

recipe for disaster

a lose-lose situation

she has the rings you dont

she would have the legit kids, you, the bastards

advice. . .

walk away
RomanceRe: My Ex Won't Reply To My Farewell Email by ariblaze(m): 12:53pm On Jan 14, 2009
@suga

time would heal or redefine your relationship

for the moment concentrate on other aspect of your life

go shopping grin
RomanceRe: Ever Being Sprung?(in Love) by ariblaze(op): 12:47pm On Jan 14, 2009
C2H5OH:
confused souls.
who are this . . . . . . . . .confused souls?

from the response to this, its getting crystal as to why love is abused
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(op): 12:38pm On Jan 14, 2009
lol

decided to explore the world lol

am very much here
RomanceRe: Ever Being Sprung?(in Love) by ariblaze(op): 2:31pm On Jan 13, 2009
to believe in love

to believe am not going crazy

to confirm this generation hasn't gone to the dust

with respect to emotional values

to believe emotions can transcend the need to appear too cool

to believe that people don't just do convenience but the real deal
FamilyRe: Let The Truth Be Told by ariblaze(m): 1:05pm On Jan 13, 2009
mirror man. . . ok o


@post

power is a drug

anyone can abuse it

but the tendency for someone who suffers from being inferior to abuse is much more than that of the average

the women, you may lay as example at some point in lie would have being put down.


just like someone just recently coming into wealth would tend to misbehave or show off

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