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anochuko01:
In other news, who knows the whereabout of gifty, tboss, efe and co!

e yaf tey o!

They're in Okokomaiko!

But Wizzy short sha!

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Where exactly in Ikeja?

sliqboy:
He is telling you a matured truth. Don't be judgemental.

Learn to read before commenting, Son. Hr wasn't referring to me, I just replied him cos I love the way he detailed his ordeals.

springtech:
Who cares if you believe what the OP said or not.
I sense you are such a great LIAR too, hence you suspect everyone to be a LIAR like you.
Someone just told you what she is going/went through as innocently as possible, all you could think of is to label her a liar.

Biko, just negodu.

I had an experience in November last year.
I was to pay my house rent in October & i also needed to make a repayment of a given sum to my creditor.
I had it all planned such that with what i expected to come in as income for November, i would easily settle the 2 obligations easily.

So November came , my landlord called me if i would be able to meet up with the payment by month end, i confidently told him YES.
The expected money came in , in FULL yet i was not able to make the payment as promised.
hence the landlord tagged me a liar.

Now let me explained what happened:
1. The cash came in as expected on the 30th of Novemeber, 2018.
It was a friday. So because of the volume involved, i went to the bank, specifically it was ECO bank.
I filled a funds transfer form for the 2 obligations.
However, it happened that Eco bank just did an upgrade that messed up their system.
So they could not effect my transfer that day. You are free to verify this upgrade thing of Nov 2018.

Meanwhile , i called the 2 people involved that i just left the bank so they should expect their cash that day.
At this time, i had no idea of the upgrade. so i was very confident they would both get their cash before the end of the day.

2. Saturday, Dec 1st ---- transaction not effected yet
3. Sunday, Dec 2nd ---- as at 12 noon, transaction not effected
And the kind call i had been getting was getting me agitated already.
So i left church, with an idea.
I went straight to an ECO bank ATM to do an ATM transfer to my creditor who has also been on my neck, since i had not been debited yet.
This transaction failed.
I did a cash withdrawal, it also failed. This suggested to me that they still had not resolved their issue (talking of Ecobank).
Then i went to another bank, Stanbic IBTC, i did an ATM withdrawal, it was successful.
This gave me the courage to try an ATM transfer to the creditor.
I did, but it failed but i was debited immediately but the guy never got the cash.

All along i had initiated a conversation with the customer care of Ecobank both on phone, on the website and mail.

On monday Dec 3rd i had to visit a branch of Ecobank to lodge a complaint. Yet nothing was done.
On tuesday, Dec 4th before reporting at my office, i went to another branch of Ecobank to lay another complaint. Nothing was done.
*I admit at this point i should have withdrawn the form i filled earlier, but i guess because of the stress and all, i did not do this.

So as i was leaving the branch i got a debit alert of the same sum which i already got (i mean the ATM transfer debit). By this i knew the 2nd debit was for one of the transactions i initiated on friday (remember the funds transfer fund i initiated).
So, in summary, i had 2 transactions of the same amount. That of the ATM that was not successful but i was debited for, and then that of the funds transfer form which i just got debited for (which was successful). The recipient called me to tell me he just got it as soon as i got the debit alert.

By now, the balance i had left in my account was not enough to satisfy the 2nd transcation which was for my land lord.

All this happened in 4 days, btw Friday Nov 30th & Monday Dec 1st 2018.

At this point i had to call my landlord again to break down the whole thing to him. This was my 3rd call to him during the entire ordeal.
What did he say?
He said exactly what you just. That i was a liar. That i should not think everyone was daft.

Only i, knew what i went through in those 4 days.
Only i, knew i never lied a bit.
Only i knew the sleeplessness, apprehension, anxiety i had during the period.
Yet what did i hear? I was a liar.

So mr Wiseman, not everyone is a liar.
Even though i am not there with her, i BELIEVE her 100%


If you blame her for what she did wrong, no wahala, but if you are saying she is a liar just because of everything that transpired in 11 days.
That is so lame.
I dare say, even 11 days is too long a time to achieve/experience all she narrated.
Whatever the mind desires to achieve, no force can stop it. Not even hell.

Do you know the pains, trauma, abuses, irritation, anguish, ill feelings, ill-treatment she experienced that would have pushed her to get that accommodation?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

Mehn, how many books have you written?! You should try being a novelist. Damn you're good!

sisisioge:
Chai! You confessed! Lordylordy!

I always knew you weren't much of a bright woman, didn't know it was this bad. Well, take heart. Remember he wasn't so appealing to you before now. Simply gather yourself together and forge ahead.

You will be fine last last.

This is a stupid comment, you should be ashamed of yourself for this.

He's going to get away with this, if its true, as long as Buhari remains the President. Trust me, that's what's going to happen.

Also make sure you invest a part of your savings into businesses you have full or adequate knowledge of and grow it.

Nice piece.

Nice to see Baba Suwe smiling again.

Don't bother. Its a useless organization with no clear objective, you'll be told to pay a certain amount of money to register.

internationalman:
Yoruba people have a lot of wack artiste.

Zlantan, small doctor, slim case, Mr real, Lil kesh, olamide... The list is endless..

Mr. Real is not Yoruba, he's Igbo. Get your facts right, Son.

CAPSLOCKED:
LOL.. TONTO. TERRIBLE PERSON. TERRIBLE MUSIC.

IF THEY PLAY THAT GIRL'S MUSIC AT MY FUNERAL I'LL WAKE UP AND KILL EVERYBODY.

Guy, you don dey marashuku o!

Auxtin85:
Nigeria government is so clueless, that have could have served a purpose

What purpose?

I wonder how Atheists sleep at night, not knowing where their souls go to when they die!

Princedapace:
Thank you so much. I'm really happy with the support here. Thank you guys.

No problem, mate. You and I will have a business discussion when I'm ready.

Princedapace:
Nice one Google. Funny how Google helped us to do what we should have done..

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wonder233:
Why are you giving him wrong advice? And what do you mean by Mods pushing marital rubbish to FP? Would you rather the truth be shielded? The truth is the vast majority of Nigeria ladies cheat, it's axiomatic.
My advice is for men to start doing away with marriage, we can adopt civil partnerships and open relationships, that way nobody feels restricted from having other sexual partners.

And do you actually think that civil relationships can solve this? We need to be better parents than most of the parents we have now...don't get me wrong, this problem is basically due to lack of quality parenting.

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JasonScoolari:
Dear God,

Is this another sign you're showing your favorite son Jason to avoid marriage?

Few minutes ago, I typed about my fears of getting married and some of my friends here encouraged me to cast out the fears in this thread;
https://www.nairaland.com/5194072/best-friend-impregnates-corpers-wife#78487484


NOW, here's another reason for me to be economical with my heart.


Now, the useless woman is dead, and the randy he-goat is accusing Ojukwu's wife of poisoning the promiscuous dog.

Jason, please marry, don't mind all these mods pushing all these marital rubbish to the FP. They're trying to scare you man!

izzou:
The north has proven for the second time that they decide who becomes president, all thanks to the foolish South West, South South and South East.

Go and check the 2019 results again.. Even if the South West voted Atiku, Buhari would still have won.

The entire South is at the mercy of the North come 2023.....

We have the North West, North East, North Central, South West, South East, and South South.

There is no written agreement anywhere that power must switch to one geo political zone after 8 years so what we will see is the north presenting a North Easterner for presidency and the stupid south as usual, clamouring for Vice....

Jonathan was lucky to have ruled this country.

Jonathan was lucky to have been 'allowed' to rule this country, as planned by Obasanjo.

JasonScoolari:
Truth be told, I was thinking of getting married next year but with stories of unfaithful and ungrateful she-goats all over the Internet, I don't think I will take that RISK anymore. Jason is scared, Oh yes I am, I nor want make any idiot come play with my heart like N10 buns.

Stories from Marbella003 (A nairalander) and this one sent a great shock to my spine


To see better girls these days hard, fake one's just full everywhere like Made in CHINA phone.

Don't be surprise that Elias might be using Vaseline to push the temptation away but the ungrateful demon called Tessy was gracing the bed of her husband "Best Friend"

Man, I'm still looking for a way to get that woman, Marbella003, on Facebook if possible.

I still believe Elias made a mistake by going ahead to marry the girl after the previous affair.

IvarTheTerrible:
You are an Igbo boy hiding under a female moniker.

ALL you do all day long is abuse 1. Muslims and 2. Yorubas.

Funny thing is the forum you use to abuse Yorubas is owned by one. You impoverish yourself while enriching the owner.

IF you remain like this, i promise you that you would end up like your father. Bitter, poor and not particularly intelligent

Alhaji Ivar, take it easy on the guy now..

tyson98:
The pics looks as if dem edit her head on her neck

Thought I was the only one who noticed.

obimiheka:
Omo see aunty..... Aunty wey mumu

You're very funny...

I smell a Suleiman 2.0 coming!

HitSong:
But you'll always be behind me

Nah, I'm light years ahead of you, Son!

Let me ask @Toyorsih if she has seen any Chinko man bury or hang Buddhist relics in their shops.

I'm also in

Bunch of stupid singers and useless fans!

Spot on! If Northern leaders don't do anything about this, those beggers will one day become the next Boko Haram terrorists or form new groups.

Its a shame that all this is happening right under our noses and we're looking idly at it.