₦airaland Forum

dahunsy:
coughs***clears throat

Go buy cough mixture or see a dr. This your cough and clear throat every time.

mistytohcute:
game of thrones is the best,the storyline is awesome,i hope there is a season 5

Premiers in april

CeiW5k:
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U know how we roll

lanaVello1:
maybe big bang theory and how i met your mother

I totally recommend this two particularly how I met your mother.

GreatGatsby:
Nigerian parents are like programmed computers, its school first then anything next.
Anything added to school at that stage of their child's life is a distraction.

I tell you. Many of the dropouts making world news today would never have made it if they were Nigerians cos...



Father: you don't want to WHAT??

Mother: Holy ghost fire

Unemployed elder sibling with 2.1 : you must go to school to be a worker ant

Kid: opens jamb past questions

They should change the entire bond story now. I think its time. The last 3 sucked.


Brosnan ruled!!!

Just finished bug hero six and battle if the 5 armies. Nice movies. Watched seventh son and into the woods last weekend and for once I dozed in the cinema during both movies.

The 3d gave me a headache.

Already on fp.?

At least Na only car u dey buy fuel for.

Very dry.

mike85060:
Make at least N50,000 monthly selling virtual top up recharge of all network. Call 08100602699 for more details.

You Neva see say we go soon get free internet

Pic source. Fish sauce to go with this meal.

enigmang:
Linda ikeji says a person is dead. The person tweets that he is alive.

Who do we believe ?

I fear oh.

adamooye5:
I think it's high time our security agencies talked to our politicians. Their children have been taken outside the country while the children of ordinary Nigeria n's die because of election violence.

The child of the ordinary Nigerian who decides to go and fight for a politician would never have sense.

Mcbussy:
Don't "dude" me son...what make up test do u think I'm talking about?? I av friends that graduated from Covenant long b4 u started writing WAEC. What do u call those re-sit exams held during holidays for those supposed to have carry over?

Except if u can prove they've stopped it, I'm aware u are allowed to re-sit a course if u score anything below C. Does that sound like a proper system of examination and grading to u?

I concur. I heard they also charged (extra fees) for it then. I dont know if they have stopped it now.

Na was sha!!!!!.

So you mean that I would receive a text from an unknown company and wouldn't even verify it. Rush and drop 2k for a job I did t apply for.

Anyone who falls for this should return His certificate and collect Hus school fees back.

The guy was murdered jare. Look at the internal organs. He was eviscerated then burnt to cover it up. Also look at the legs. They look broken.


Male una talk who kill am.

That MI is really a short black boy.

lastmessenger:
I wonder how you guys think. Always twisting scriptures. How does Abel's sacrifice degenerate to asking Christians to surrender their first month salary to another.
Do you at all take a look what the real apostles of Christ taught in the areas of given before doing what you are doing. Why must we bring one event tht happened in the past to back a rediculous practice.
Even in practical terms first fruit is not feasible. I am talking from experience.

Pardon my ignorance.

I have been seeing first fruit offering discussed here for awhile. I didn't particularly pay attention to the threads but are you saying that the churches tell her members to drip the ENTIRE January salary as offering.

Just thinking of the Christmas expenditure alone and required financial infusion for recovery its a scary concept which I wouldn't partake in.

Anything I receive from Mtn I automatically delete. Even if they show me the data on my phone I don't bother I use it. Free credit Na dem sabi. I rill in what I have and I haven't had any reason to complain.

Nmeri17:
I actually thought sex denial was a person like "Mr Sex Denial threatens 6 year old marriage in Lagos"

Nice siggy

I just read about educated illiterates and here you are.

Nigeria very religious nation with evil men sitting in front in churches and mosques.

barcanista:
Very pathetic of you OP...What is "expensive" in some girls doing shopping?

And gej is the solution?

Selfie with lamb. Epic...

dmighty:
Even if there is no better alternative to PDP and Goodluck Jonathan, it's good enough to vote him out!
Voting PDP and Jonathan out this time around will make incompetent leaders and parties realize that sovereignty actually belongs to the people of Nigeria, and they will henceforth fear peoples' ability to choose,elect, deselect, remove and install leaders at will.
Is there any wisdom in enduring another 4 years of Jonathan's inept, incompetent and corrupt leadership simply because we are scared of the unknown? What else will happen if we try the unknown for the next 4 year having seen the worst under PDP led system for 15 year?
We will go for the 'unknown' instead of this 'childish' style of leadership (a leader that will never take responsibility for anything, will be quick to blame opposition and international community for his inability, will rather feast in the morning, deplete nation treasure, and cover up for the wicked).
If and when the unknown eventually comes in, who knows, they might get it better based on their characters and stature of dignity. The unknown might even 'pack well' for the fear of the peoples' sovereignty. Why won't the unknown get it right, even if it is to prove a point.
But even if the unknown comes and performs at the same level or worse, it is still a progress. We simply vote them out again, and again until the right leader shows up in Nigeria. But it would have been obvious that sovereignty belongs to the people who has capacity to hire and fire at will....
For this purpose, I will support the Sons of Noble with noble characters. I support Buhari and Osinbajo. They are the unknown, whose noble characters have stood the test of time. #VoteSonsOfNobles:Buhari/Osinbajo

This is my point. We need change. If APC wins and bleeps up we change them again. Simple. Not anyone thinking that leadership emperor mode is a party personal property.

optm:
nd is privatization in best interest of d public? it jst shows u also re among those wit beef. Sori fr smhow takin it personal bt d last sentence in ur comment cald fr it

I have no beef with anyone. I know how things work. Is johesu having the best interest of the public with their demands.

IMO some demands are their right others are ridiculous.
Privatisation if some of those areas will reduce some of this nonsense and every body would know his place. After all the private labs and pharmacies know how they run. Nobody misbehaves there.

Its alright. Logic and reason cannot be made to stand on its head to please a few.


Johesu privatization will tell you all the truth. Pharmacies and labs will be the first to fall.

FriedPlantain:
Easy, all you just need to do is work back to get the answer.

ASSUMPTION

if Yesterday = Tomorrow
Then Today = Saturday

It simply means that from this assumption, tomorrow would be sunday since today =saturday.

But since tomorrow is actually a yesterday =sunday (according to our assumption), then teacher made the comment on a MONDAY because his yesterday = sunday.

Easy

I also arrived at this conclusion.

I should click a link to see the name of some senators daughter that snatched a man who's only claim to fame is being tonto dikes boyfriend.














Wetin be the man name sef?

Lol. The only two contestants Nigerians know are sai buhari and the dude who now has shoes.



Change!!!!!