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gambojimeta:
Meanwiles

Which one ? Which one should I eati

Let me do ti nini Ta nana to piki 1

He scared the poor girl with his mgmt skill. 300k and still wanted the poor girl to cough out from her small salary for once in two years vacay
Prolly he doesn't love her and wanted her off. A guy who truly loves you will not put out such mgmt list for you.

Mariangeles:
On top 80k salary, you want make she dey drop 10k every month for trust account, 20k for joint account, provide "food supplement", make she still choose between NEPA bill, DSTV, or GOTV subscription...on top wetin?
Oga, how much wan remain to take buy clothes, cosmetics and toiletries for herself na (cos e sure me dai say you no fit buy those things for her), not to talk of find her parents something? Unto say she marry you?

Abeg! Carry your wahala go front!

Happy new year Akposy and everyone mentioned and not mentioned here on Nl food Channel.

May we all use tall and taller glasses drink tea this year, amen.

Akposy:
Happy new year! I wish you guyz all this best this year.
I hope and pray this year starts and end well for all of us. Best wishes guys �. Bring your spoon let us chop jollof rice and be merry �.

Lemme use this opportunity to thank everyone who gave me a shoutout. It is the first time in my adult life I am getting one.
I dedicate this delicacy to everyone here. Special shoutout to:
Prestonn (IF you're seeing this, gimme a sign)
Mariangeles
Cococandy
Ahnie
Aboyaji
Pocohantas
Mvena
GboyegaD
Eminent91
Mavinsoladele
Roland17
Hamzashaf99
Armyofone
MJ01
Petyprincess
Kobojunkie
KanwuliaExtra
Hathor5
And others (I can't remember all the usernames). I sincerely appreciate you all. Do have a great year!

Dinner for madam Ahnie. A little fungi on the side.

This your war against the cool doctor Fauci don pass Pawa.

Better go get a medical science degree and give the world something better now huh

basilico:
Point is , before COVID-19 Faux and co wanted a vax that would not take 10 years approval.
They wanted a mRNA based vax specifically.

They got it

caesymore:
Whew...
Sorry baby girl, Any hurt on the nails is so painful even to the marrow.

But come to think of it, how do all this long nailed future wipe their asses neat

I wondering too - how do they do it with long nails?

Oh my goodness!! That is Nigeria ?

Oh!! Praying hard for no pandemic there!

feedthenation:
Inside Nigeria's Biggest Slum (beyond crazy)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NTIY8Qy2f0

ahnie:
Ogbeni oya cook the meal you're trying to describe the cooking method,bring it let me taste .And please be kind enough to add drumsticks.

I just wan plan to spend today watching Dr. Foster on Netflix but you wan send me go market to buy ingredients eh ?

Virus infection is not bacteria infection.
No perfect vaxx for viruses yet - scientists are still trying for that break like for "Bacteria"

At anytime in this life time when a virus comes around, there will be trials treatments and management to save life as much as possible.

The vaxx up your antibodies so your body can fight infection.
Take your vaxx, get booster and wear your mask.
Stay safe

basilico:
There you go. Video of Faux discussing why they need an mRNA vaccine, which will take 10 years to pass FDA approval. We all know what has happened.

https://elcolectivodeuno./2021/10/06/fauci-acknowledges-mrna-injection-would-need-a-decade-of-study-to-be-safe/

Mariangeles:
OK.
Zogale is moringa leaves, right?

I miss zogole. Maybe moringa is the matured part of the leaf ?

Only the young zogole leaf are used in that kulikuli zogole salad.

gambojimeta:
Dr fauci ah dis Dr fauci ah dat, yeti ya Isa receives da fauci vaxx Efen afta ya sleeps andi eats da conspiraci theorishit . Ya ah confused toos mach

Anyways. Da Texas Isa shouts dati isa runs outu ofu Sotrovimab. I Isa wondas why da Texas ah nat uses da horses paste

Guessi whichi company ah makes da sotrovimab?


biggi pharma gsk


Efen da horse Isa chase Nikki Minaj fa da horses ppastes

Kikikikikikiki

Dr. Fauci the best in the world. I doff my hat to him.
He is a strong breed!!

The horses ah vex cuz ah people want to still ah medicine capsules, needles and injection.

Horses ah start chasing ah people in 2022.

Horses ah say don come near ma stable in 2022 beginning.

I red bell pepper- chopped
2 roma tomatoes - chopped
3 garlic- chopped
1/2 chopped onion
1 small chopped habanero pepper
Salt to taste
Half a chicken bullion cube if you like

Boil your spaghetti al dente

Since you have ororo, fry all the above ingredients in the oil. Add spaghetti, mix and ready to serve.

If you like Parmesan, sprinkle some and enjoy.

BlueRayDick:
So I have a spaghetti pack, enough ororo , better and I live pretty close to a market where I can get practically almost every cooking ingredient/item/condiments in minutes .

basilico:
Armyofone. Dr Faux was considering a universal vaccine that might inflict humanity circa 2017. That is if a virulent virus appeared on the scene. One that would force big pharma to use mRNA technology to mass produce a vax cultured in a lab instead of looking for mushrooms, soil and other agents.
The internet never forgets.Thats the beauty of this never endless giving gift.
Say Amen if Im right about this.

No Amen for you this time.

You are not right about this.

What you said above is NOT true at allllllll

basilico:
Well researched article with videos to boot. How they marketed the vaccines as being 100% effective

https://dossier.substack.com/p/covid-shots-were-both-marketed-by

Image 1 below. Vaccine was to prevent the disease not prevent serious illness.

Image 2. UK covid rate. 108k new cases average 7 days. Yesterday had 300k new cases.
May God bless us all and spare us the ravage of this COVID-19 .
Somebody say Amen.

Amen

helinues:
COVID in Nigeria is for the elites.

They should share it amongst themselves same way they have been sharing our yams

Hope they stay home and quarantine for weeks - not spreading it around the country

AmazonTopaz:
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-12-20/president-biden-s-economic-performance-has-proved-unbeatable

Just yesterday the US stocks closed at a all time high

Let me go buy Amazon stock.

Thank you and well done, President Biden!

What can one compare in a shithole call Nigeria by the way ? Nothing anyway ?

obembet:
This is too poor for your in-laws. Someone that gave a whole beautiful wife. U wicked o. Why can't u keep the money to urself

Hope his wife sent her mom large amount. And not count on "others" sent his inlaws money.

descarado:
Just look at the color
It is well.

A Kenyan colleague begged me to make naija jollof rice for her. See as my heart swell up with pride.

Lmao
Did you ? Whenever i move to a new place, I don't like showing i know how to make jrice - i learned lesson so I pretend not to know how to make it.
Most time, that's what they ask for lol.

descarado:

I dey o

What did you cook for us?
Cream cheese sandwich and tea ?

seunlayi:
Op, that is called the simple "riot act of marriage" is good, stick to it. Don't ever over pampered a woman.

1. I pray my husband will help me start boiling water before I got home,

2. I wish he can help me get some items from the market on his way home

3. I hope he will help me make the breakfast because he knew am just recovery from sickness.

4. Don't worry, continue with your gist, my husband will finish the cooking before I got home.

5. Let me go straight home, he must buy those items on his way home

6. Let me continue sleeping, he must serve me breakfast before going out.

From my over 27yrs of marriage, if your case is something similar to number 1 - 3 example, yours is better but if it's similar to number 4-6, DEM DON USE YOUR HEAD

See, Nigeria is a shithole now doing and practicing # 1-3, praying, hoping and wishing.

See the western world doing and practicing # 4-6

You can't compare. He does it because he knows what is right not because he "must"

Alright you guys carry on with your # 1-3

iamyemiakins:
Which kain opinion be this!
What a hilarious opinion

Charity/love gift should be equal.

Mariangeles:
Eku’role on this side iya mi.
Compliments of the season.

Compliment o Iya mi na.
Eku isimi or iseemi.

Mariangeles:
[s][/s]

Thunder don fire you already! Frustrated bitter fool!

Given it back

Good morning and happy holidays!

Maobichek:
It's well, i was angry with my sis when i sent some money and she gave my mom 70% and my dad 30% but with time i realized that she did absolutely the right thing; when you give to your parents, mom should get more than dad because she will still buy everything needed in the house with the money while dad will likely save his portion.

I give or gave equally.

BarrElChapo:
Awesome cos I'm sure they have their own children who obviously would put them first before their inlaws..

Na so, hopefully his wifey showered her mom with 50k.

Myexdisturbs:
My mom--50k

My dad--60k

My mother/father-in-law= 25k

In my own opinion, it should have been shared equally - 50k for all - dad, mom and parents in law.

Or mom and mother in law 60k each
Dad and father in law 50k each.

ahnie:
The day I leave this country erh I go do giveaway of 30million for nairaland.

I agree with you!

Sarsaproko:
Looks so monotonous.

True - and in this life, you got to learn how to play and have fun by yourself.

Marry her if you both have a job.

Otherwise, let her go.

Smokey aromatic Jrice and turkey in a sauce dinner

Used smoked tomatoes and red pepper.

I break the rule by not adding side veggies just for yesterday.

descarado:
What did you prepare?

Nobody grilled turkey?

I even bought marinade injector thinking I will be free

descarado:
What did you prepare?

Nobody grilled turkey?

I even bought marinade injector thinking I will be free

Here I was asking myself where are you and wondering what you prepared!