₦airaland Forum

True - because after dem chop great food and cakes finish, they will be breaking plate on top person head because oga Akposy gave wifey # 3 plenty meat.

Akposy:
Amen to the wealth part. I don't need wives biko . No day summon God like that o....abeg

Tinubu isa legend ?

I haven't heard him talk about the head cutting saga that are prevalent in the land or the ills of the society. Not sure how he can run Nigeria.

Scratches head

gambojimeta:
Well dones Trudus. Ya Isa safes sam peoples Frams catchin da cofid by ya isolations

I ah kannot wait fa ya ta meet ours futures presidents tinubus who Isa ours legend Ina naijeriya

Kikikikikikiki

Carot:
that reminds me. I want to chop ofe akwu

Me too

Share the soup if you find it.

Carot:
why is it called alligator pepper? Do alligators secrete pepper?

Good question � maybe for the sharp peppery taste ?

Mariangeles:
I don’t like how my food picture looks when the quality reduces.
Seun, how’s about we upgrade nairaland naaa!? Make it a bit more colorful.
Man pikin don taya for the low quality. Not encouraging.
Even the backlight too much for some people eyes!
Let’s have dark mode option too.

Your food quality good for my eyes. Wetin you dey see that I don't see- eba = rice or meat = meatless or olive oil stew = ofe akwu ?

Munzy14:
No...uziza is hot leaf.

It's seed is the black pepper.

Alligator pepper is called "Ose Oji" in Igbo..Very tiny but hot.

Alligators and black pepper are ever present in juju concoction in Nigeria. I remembered what I was little- dibia would rub it on those funny marks they cut on you and said funny incantations I was surprised to see my adopted country using them in regular cooking ...and has a grand name for each...now I rarely cook without spices, black pepper, Alligators etc
oh my Africa

Aforxzy:
This is sad. The rate at which young boys and girls are being enticed and entangled by money is alarming and disturbing. Their quest for materialism have gone board

They now openly declared their intentions to make quick money and go any and every extent to get it done.

Parents, teachers, community and society should be blame for glorifying money over values.

There's problem oo.

Hunger- it will make people (kids and adults) do just anything for money.

Gospel2Day:
Good to know that you are among those who only believe what they see.
It means you are irreligious and atheistic.
You won't believe also in the God you cannot or have not seen I guess.
I want to tell you that Satan is very happy with human beings like you.
You make his job of wasting your eternity in Hell fire very easy.
But I plead with you to take very seriously what the Bible says about heaven and hell fire because e go shock you when you die and realize that everything the Bible says about Hell is true and real.
I pray you humble yourself and embrace biblical truth and revelation in order to escape eternal regret and roasting in everlasting Lake of Fire.
Shalom.

Tor!
Toh!

sanpipita:
I can't stop laughing.

Me too

NotBeenPaid:
Receipts for other items bought. Life isn't getting any easier.

I love this shopping idea - with receipt.

Please which state and store?

Gospel2Day:
If that is enjoyment to you, then I pity you too.
Do you know what ETERNITY is?
If you 'enjoy' sinful life for 70 years on earth and later roast in Hell fire for 70 trillion centuries in Eternity is that enjoyment?
Be properly guided.
Shalom.

You've not been to hell to come back and tell us how hot the roasting temperature is or heaven to decide who goes in there and if they are walking on rose petal. Until you go to both places and come back, leave other eternity and focusing on your own eternity.
Stay blessed and shalom.

Gospel2Day:
Evil godless generation.
Celebrities of Lucifer.
Promoting disobedience to the Bible.
I pity your ETERNITY.

Them dey enjoy their life and you dey vent on Nl

mccloud224:
A country labelled as the POVERTY capital of the world has 98% of its adult citizens producing children as if we have population crisis. A civil servant earning less than 50k already has 4 kids...a site labourer earning 2k a day already has 6 kids @ home plus "away match" baby on the way. People are popping out kids as if Nigeria is still in the good old days of oil boom.

The media isnt helping either...imagine youths listening to "Ose to leran....Zazou". What type of soap has meat inside? Portable is proudly advertising himself as a ritualist who uses voodoo soap infused with human flesh hence his success but nobody cares coz all na Zazou!!!

For years I kept saying it...this current generation from 45 down is a failure.

True! The way Nigerians pop out children is the main problem. A bricklayer with 5 children just imagine. The children wouldn't even be 10 years before they start carrying the burden of feeding themselves and allowing the ills of the society to parents them.

Nigeria should stop having too many children. Imagine - See Kunle, Ozas, Obi, Gambo, Asuquo, mbok, etc there - almost all their sidechick they ordered rice and stew for are pregnant for them! Just imagine!

They double square and squared the whole family matter!
They won't use condom or practice birth control.
Every orgasm is automatically a child 9 months after.

A country where the cycle of poverty continues for generations - weep not child!

basilico:
Saint Obama's wife has been mentioned as a possible Supreme Court judge.Because she is black, progressive and an excellent communicator. Well well her thesis don't looks like she could write a single page in correct English.Have a look at this Ivy league thesis.

https://www.politico.com/pdf/080222_MOPrincetonThesis_1-251.pdf

Nice idea...Supreme Court Judge Michelle Obama

Singing

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum - haha
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Haha

gambojimeta:
Ya. Disi thread ah fa da funs Buti Sam peoples ah takey its seriouslies

Kikikikikikiki

Ja ja

Kikikikikikiki

gambojimeta:
Janubali headed donkey ah post Isa pincture fa profile ah few months ago andi I notice Isa head ah round likey Jabulani futball

Andi we ah all donkeys fa da thread

Kikikikikikiki

Oh! You guys are very funny

gambojimeta:
Ya Jabulani headed donkey ah nat knows grandpa trumpolini Isa illetrates likey da grandpa Buharis

#covfefe


Kikikikikikikiki

Pls what does Jabulani means ?

Life is a learning process

Iya is trying to make her financial breakthrough by all means.

So people are still falling for this type of thing

Acidosis:
Chai. My love for this soup ehn.

Me too - as a kid, I don't joke with it.

I miss eating it.

obixcel:
Russian invasion of Ukraine is becoming likely to occur, according to News report.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di_qFlayUZU
Seems the war drums are beating hard while amping up the rhetoric

1) What does this really potend for Europe and the West?
2) Is history about to repeat itself?
3) Have humans learned any lesson from the past?
4) Where does America stand on this and what can they do if the inevitable happens?

Continue asking questions and don't go start to put your name down for draft and prep for the oncoming hurricane blitz.

HBB1:
Person wey no get moni, no suppose dey get erection!

No, no erection for broke person. What should occupy the mind of person wey no get money is financial Break through.

In everything, just make sure your wife doesn't get pregnant anytime soon. You both need to get your finances strengthen out. It takes a lot of money to give your children good food and education they need for their growth.

You should start using protection from now.

All the dead woke up, voted and died back again.
They will "reawake" in 2024 to do it right again.

Amen.

budaatum:
Yes. To undermine the "democratic process" as was known in Georgia at the time. And she did it so well that all the dead she got to vote in the next election have remained ghosts!

She's my democratic hero!

Mariangeles:
Right?

As long as it's creamy...

Yeah, Parmesan

I love that cheese.

Mariangeles:
Looks like Italian risotto. ❤

Nigeria coconut rice risotto.

Mvena:
This one pass light o

Na new definition of light we see

seankafor:
Madam give them grand kids to look into

Nothing sweet old grannies than seeing their grand kids..

Stop showing us those fake smiles, I guess they ain't happy you re an evening newspaper

Madam give am good healthy food eat, give am medicine for old age and nice home and roof over his head never do you ?

Ah ah

JimloveTM:
Hello, I will address you as a fellow married man and my focus will be on the root cause of the issue with a view to providing you a lasting solution.

First, as a man, you need to understand that every woman is unique. Each has their own unique love and sex language.

Getting a woman in the mood is usually underrated and most married men believe that lying on the bed and touching her or telling her you want sex is the right way to communicate I want to have sex. Wrong!

If your wife is not giving you sex and she is not cheating, then you are either boring or unromantic. Simple fact!

Do you know your wife's love language? There are many ways to suggest sexual intent to a woman that puts her in an agreeable and anticipatory position.

For instance, Do you kiss her neck from behind when she's in the kitchen cooking or plant your hands around her waist or bum while helping her out around the house? Do you compliment her body when she wears something gorgeous in the house? Do you guys tease each other romantically in a way that makes you both anticipate? Or are you the type that wait around and them demand or ask as it is a birthright

While the latter approach may not be wrong, but it's boring, and I won't blame a woman for not being interested if she feels like sex is now a routine or task or something she benefits little from.

Find a way to get creative around your wife. I don't have all the ideas. This post is just to point you in the right direction.

If you do these things right, she will be the one wanting it more than you do.
And please never again rape your wife.
You don't want those memories playing in her head like someone whose has PTSD

Not even "like" but she has PTSD now. A long time healing for her. The husband has hidden violence in him.

Kollins11:
Madam keep quiet jare!!!

So the woman was right by denying her husband sex?

If I marry you cococandy and you deny me my conjugal right, I go rape you anyhow, i go rape you till you bleed from your fvcking pussy, Infact I rape you till you get sense.

Rubbish!!! Na thunder from heaven and hell combined with a little touch of Benin accent go fire all this vagina people!!

You don't do that to another human beings. You don't go raping people.

You find solutions as to why your wife is denying you...if still not compatible after doing everything, you both go your ways.

The reason why Nigeria society is not doing well now. You all go about making bad choices in many different ways.

Something you shouldn't have done...you might have awaken a bad direct or indirect memory.

Continue apologizing, ask for forgiveness and seek counseling, and keep doing something good the rest of your life. Don't use blame - because what you did is very bad. Beating and sexually attacked someone
Imagine! You have a daughter! Be an example!

In a saner environment, jail time for you and never coming near your family again.

Be wise and learn to control your sexual desire.

gambojimeta:
Da Jabulani head donkey ah say Democrats too finds da fauci ta be wastes ofu times (Big lies). Ya Isa gat ta lookey at da data wells.

- Da republikkans voters ah skews da polls by oversamplings ofu da GQP supportars (da Hills Isa conserfatifes newspaper).

Only da conserfatifes GOP ah wants da fauci ta reaign ina majority andi dey ah skew da data fery well ta makes it ah rubbishes polls fram octobas 2021

- Da virus ah uses da GOP body fa petridishes andi ah mutate Fram alpha ta beta ta delta ta omicrons so da sciences ah keep changes

Kikikikikikiki

Gambo saanu de aiki

Kikikikkiki reminds me of
Those witches laughter in dem naija movies.
Yankuri no vex the kikikiki ye