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We should learn to appreciate the stages we are in life and try not be too carried away by nostalgic.

Lostchild:
(Amy Kris) on quora

I regret divorcing my 1st husband! I married him 3 weeks after I turned 22, I blame my immaturity and lack of experience on my reasons for leaving. This man treated me wonderfully, I was young, foolish and immature. I thought the grass was greener on the other side, it wasn't green it was burnt and fried. Karma has been repaid to me over most of the 20+ years since I left him. I'm no longer young, or neive, nor am I'm as immature and shallow as I was then. If I could turn back time I would have never left him. He told me I would regret it and I do!

ahnie:
I got these from my neighbor... chicken nsala soup and 5 wraps of hot akpu.


Meanwhile I have abandoned my cooking half way after eating these 3 akpu.

Bless me lord with appetite to eat 3 wraps of akpu.

I want to be like you when I grow up.

eddie7:
Lemme drop mine as well

Chuckwu nna, onye ebere!!

KanwuliaExtra:
If you gat O.C.D. like moi . . . We have to clean before we continue cooking. Can’t cook in a messy-splashy kitchen.

That's OCD?

I dey call my doctor now now

I so hate messy kitchen. You aren't alone. I cook and clean up maza maza - osiso.

Merry Christmas KanwuliaExtra!!

That food must be tasty!

Mariangeles:
The okpei is less pungent than ogiri.

I agree that it is similar to dawadawa.

Right - dawadawa is

Phew! We the little kids took bites before her mom add it in soup.

HelenBee:
Chocolate cake for the holiday.

Coming with Vanilla beans ice cream.

Mariangeles:
I imagine you pronouncing the okpehe and it's hilarious in my head.

I remembered it as ogiri style as a kid.
Almost like dawadawa. Same idea- delicious in Tiv soup.

basilico:
Semper Fi.
I presume you would support Ivermectin and HCL too if its about stopping the coof.

Horse vaxx ? Something to deworm horses in human body ?

NaBanga:
The ex Olori Wuraola told everyone that real situation. Ooni of Ife does not have any money. He and his sisters wanted her to foot the bill for everything. They even went as far as to take the furniture she brought to the palace. These small rulers have to beg big men for money to buy their clothes and rent vehicles for transport. Some are able to acquire regular sponsors via the government.

It is obvious the Ooni and his sisters identified Prophetess Naomi as a woman with money to supplement their lifestyle. Naomi and her family likely thought this would bring great prestige and wealth, but they realized the entire marriage was a sham. If you look at the history of her IG page, it is easy to see she rarely spent time at the palace with Ooni. Like a woman, she was determined to get something out of the marriage. She got her son and JAPA!

Interesting - I thought the ooni position is very rich one. I read he is very wealthy.

omoolokunEsin:
Why shouldn't you take their word for it? Or are you a greater stakeholder than them? How does the "denial" affect you one way or the other?

I thought she once gave a speech that she doesn't mind if her husband decides on another wife.

This kind of leader - all of the trado stuff and enjoyment of the position is what it is all about.

basilico:
Do you think the big drug manufacturers are thrilled about this?
Loss of revenue?

Right now, anything to get the world out of this COVID-19 headache - to stop sickness and death.

Merry Christmas!

gambojimeta:
Takey ya time

Kikikikikikiki

The laughter of red cap village people lmao

Kikikiki - wicked laughter from those Nigerian witch movies

gambojimeta:
Da whitehouse ah forget ta pay da CNN ta lie


Efen whitehouse ah begs da EUROPE andi CHINA ta slow downs Isa economies so dat grandpa Bidens ah looks goods


kikikikikiki

The best in the whole wide world from the team of one!

God bless our troops!!

basilico:
https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2021/12/us-army-creates-single-vaccine-effective-against-all-covid-sars-variants/360089/


Walter Reed vaccine for all variants.

COVID-19 pill is out - thank you Lord. You who gave scientists wisdom

No need for horse injection and needles

Vaxx - check
Booster - check
At home kit - check
At home pill - check

Super people and super human - check

God bless America!!

May COVID-19/CoronaVirus and its children and grandchildren not get to Nigeria, amen.

Fine dinning - where is the menu and price list for a typical lunch or dinner date ?

Waterysperm:
Eiye fight in the East? They are well outnumbered. Ayes go use them do barbecue. Buccaneers dey fear Ayes and always try to avoid having problems with them. Apaches get men in the East but can't withstand either Vikings or Ayes. So it is always Vikings and Ayes fighting for Supremacy. Na only Vikings dey get mind challenge Ayes in the East for now.

Fighying for what exactly ? Wasted generation with misplaced priority

They should join the military and fight the current terrorism plaguing their country. ..smh

See as the heavy plate of food give your hand muscles

By the time you are done with the heavy plate, belly will grow its own muscles

Well done sir

aboyaji:
Midnight cruise...

Masa indomie with fried plantain

rottennaija:
Soon. You will have to redefine to 4 shots, then 5, then 6, then yearly shots.

That is fine. Many of us take yearly flu shot/vaccine.

Why would you slap a grown man ?

Kai, that country Nigeria!

Tuna, mayo and celery sandwich on a whole grain toast and Persimmon fruit.

Naija man in Nigeria go soon copy him and be buying jets for all 5 wives and side chic up and down

That is after eating his double decker pounded yam, ogufe soup and beer.

They like copying oyinbo. Wish they are also copying oyinbo good government, constant electricity, water, good road, good security and police systems etc

PrideofLincoln2:
Semper Fi Sis, packing for tomorrow's flight to Frankfurt. Hope you have a fun filled holidays and regards to your family.

Don't forget to take boxes of masks and sanitizers with you. Stay safe while there and be weary of owambe parties
Enjoy great 18k garri and soup too. Come with good stories for us
Have a safe flight and great time with your friend in Wiesbaden.
Merry Christmas in advance to you bros and your family.

Wondering what the woman did to make the poor innocent baby turned dark.

cococandy:
I’m sending a private jet to come get you guys

Packing my portuumatu and getting ready to board.

PrideofLincoln1:
Semper Fi my Sister. Please let that skunk be. You are better than dialogueing with that skunky dwarf.

Thanks bro!! Hope you are enjoying the season!

Banchotmods:
Ayamala yekum ya Donkey

Everybody is a donkey in Orwellian's world? A brave new world then.

Ayamala yekum - haha.

Ginalz8 and Alhaji Gambojiuku, saanu!

Barka de yama.

PrideofLincoln1:
Semper Fi my Sis. Leaving this Sunday on Lufthansa enroute Frankurt to spend few days with my childhood buddy in the Military in US base in Wiesbaden outside of Frankfurt. I haven't got paid my monthly N40.000 and i think i will come up with something to buy that N18.000 Garri and Vegetable Soup with assorted meats full of protein. No snake meat though. Meanwhile, getting ready for those Immigration and Custom Officers at Murtala Airport always asking for bribes by saying Compliments Sir. How come Nigerians cannot do their duty with begging for alms. Don't they get paid. Off course, i am talking about those immigration and Custom guys at the Airport always shouting Compliments of the season.

Compliments of the seasons and you reply by handing them some naira ? What if you just reply 'thank you' without giving money?

Well, make someone's christmas week a pleasant one my brother.
Enjoy the brief time with your friend in Wiesbaden.
Visit some museums and have fun bros.

PrideofLincoln1:
I give you kudos for your patience dealing with these self hating Coons who were born and raised under despotic leaders and knows not what living in a civilized world entails. Keep lecturing them Ibime and you deserve a Gold Medal for your patience in enganging their stupidity about a country they know through Google.

Are you on the way to the airport yet ? That 18k garri and soup and assorted meats - yummiest

Ask the pilot to fly pass Umudike village.
Don't worry - the villagers won't gather on your matter


Ibime and basilico need more than the 18k eba and afang soup for energy.

posty56:
what is this?

Late dinner.