₦airaland Forum

MondayOsunbor:
in truth where did the feeing school bus get there

The bus looked like those that transported researchers into the wild for wildlife research in those days.

I think it is just their mindset, nature, the search for "who am I"? etc I'm still trying to understand them

Ishilove:
Long story short- na overfeeding and happiness dey worry oyibo people. We are too busy trying to survive to explore the world.

lol @ your adventure
For your Bermuda, better draw a triangle and cross it

kenny714433:
That's why it's called "Adventure". It's risky and the risks makes it more fun for the adventurers.

I remember what happened to me after reading King Solomon's mine. Damn! A book that told horrifying journey into a dessert just to discover a mine filled with diamonds. Most of the characters died due to thirst and snow.

I smiled, decided to become the next adventurer. Since my place is quite near to blue river of Azumini, Abia state, I considered the river.

The lush vegetation and crystal blue river made the place resemble Caribbean sea. "Oh! Capt. Jack Sparrow d second is here" I boasted to all those who cared to listen.

As I stepped into the cold blue river, it gave me a scintillating and sweet feelings. Little did I know that my egungun is already dancing to the express and my village people won't stop the drum.

One small boy pushed me inside to check my skills and even ran away bcoz they were playing pursue game. I tried screaming for help, the more I did the more gulp I took. I fell like lead and was lucky to push my legs against the river floor.

A hand picked my collar and dragged me back to life. Instead of those little imps to feel sorry, they burst into uncontrollable laughter.

Na so swimming take end for me. Till today the only water I love is the one inside cup. My eyes red as if I smoke expired weed.

When I arrived home, I wrote in my diary "Today I survived shipwreck and was marooned in the island of blue sea. And my next adventure will be in the Bermuda.

South America - North America - All na America for them.

KingAzubuike:
Op is a cheap liar . Most of those pics are false. You can't find those Kind of roofing in the USA.

Most of them are pictures from Haiti.

ezigbo ekwu !!

360clips:
All these places still look better than lekki house sef. It just needs rebuilding. Americans slums look better than almost anywhere in this shithole African countries.

opari!!

Juliusmalema:
Even if na ghetto, it is 900 times better than Abuja..

There is nothing in Nigeria to compare with America or other civilisations.

Planned and provided for her citizens? Eh ? Not true.
No work no money and many are feeling the hardship of the current situation - they want to go out and work.

Bluntemperor:
No,bro.
Many Nigerians believed there is Covid-19 but like virtually everything is being politicised and muddle up by Politicians.
How is Covid-19 in Nigeria different from that of America,London and Canada?
While American govt and other European countries planned and provide for their citizens and have feelings for the lives of others,the Nigerian govt-State and Federal could not make tangible plans-especially that many Nigerians were just locked up in there homes without meaningfully palliatives.up till this moment,we are yet to see any meaningful accountability of Covid Funds.A hungry man is an angry man they say.That is why many Nigerians are indifferent,but that doesn't mean Covid-19 don't exist!

Did you read Amy G is no longer on the list of vp ?
I thought she would have been a strong force for the position. What do you think ?

Abbeybailey:
You are right. Trump is next to Jesus according to a sick psychopath like you. Go build an altar and worship at the feet of the serial cheating scam artist, handicap mocking, tax cheating, misogynistic morbidly obese 74 year old suffering from mid stage dementia.

COVID is not joke.

feedthenation:
Thought that a huge crowd will be in BOK arena, based on the information from Trump that hundred of thousand have registered for the rally.

The main floor of the arena currently.

True talk! Wisdom - you get am plenty!!
I doff my summer hat to you!!

KanwuliaExtra:
Please, there is nothing to be unhappy about. When you choose to be with someone, there are no inconveniences. You work through your problems together and build a formidable network of coping mechanisms.

Life always throws curve balls. I always welcome the challenges and try to deal with them as positively as possible. Yeah, it will be tough, but I don’t think I would want to be with anybody else, because I CHOSE to be WITH YOU.

You are frankly not ready for a relationship, not to mention marriage. The only reason you feel unhappy is that you are SELFISH and you lack INTEGRITY!

You are doomed to be unhappy in any relationship or marriage you get into anyhooooo. People like you always see the imperfections in others, while turning a blind eye to their own MEGA-FAULTS.

You lack resolve and will quit when the going gets tough. Are you the “GOD” that created people?

If you can’t accept your situation, please man up and leave the relationship. Hopefully, the next marriage won’t have BARRENNESS, HIV or CORONA as your excuse to be unhappy.

Shior!

Ground nut and fresh wet fruits?
I'm wondering which goes into my mouth first.

sunbestie:
Watermelon, apple and groundnut

You huh, you are something else
This your western naija omo isale mouth

Abbeybailey:
Combination of poverty and malaria brought by mosquitos bite can have effects on the mental well being of these cave Coons. They are living a sad and pathetic life and the thought of DACA people getting Green Cards is making them angry. The same coons that the racist pig they idolize don't want them in his Utopian Lilly White America. How brain damaged can an African be to support a Nazi loving President. Stockholm Syndrome at the worst.

After the break up, just say bye Felixia
He kept/keeps your contact because you are taking his calls.
Maybe to circle back
Maybe for mischief

Mariangeles:
My people, this might seem like a funny question but I genuinely want to know; Do men purposely keep contacts of women they've had close relationship with?
Like, do men, one way or the other, keep "a collection of exs"? If yes, what is the reason behind it?
I asked someone and he was just going round in circles which led me to believe that it might be true
I need honest answers and no insults please
Let's try to keep it civil, while having fun

I thought you should be working during the day time but na sex you encourage people to use daytime for ? You see why poverty no go leave or finish for Nigeria!

DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

Which legal solution again? Isn't the supreme court the highest ?

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Personally my take is - in such situation, you stick with the person but maybe no be bean - oh well!

I think the lady bears the risks - so they should say no to unprotected sex.

bukatyne:
@bold:

Na beans?

Is this not the reason for the thread in the first place?

If God forbid, her womb is ruptured, is it the guy married with his own kids that bears the risk?

Shocked me too! Would have been better to hear he is with the same person today.

Wishing that "ex" well wherever she is.
mehn!!

Acidosis:
Lol. The thing shock me my sister

Maybe wifey is not eating enough due to fear of gaining weight ? She should go see and talk to her Obygyn.

yankison:
The baby won't suck from breath when she gave birth ,so I had to get a breast pump but now since over 4 days now she couldn't pump up to half feeding bottle .. please what do we need to do to increase the flow of her breast Milk .. science and traditional

Insist !!! they should be doing just that and stand her ground! Today na todayish no condom no s.e. x.

pmoye:
I agree 100% with your points. 100%.
This is the more reason why we should do something about the cultural restriction in Nigeria. Our women should have complete ownership of their bodies, whether to be pregnant or not. Both abortion and pregnancy take direct toll on a woman's body and that decision should never be up to a man who might have zero participation in the ensuing consequences.

Yes our women may be culturally restricted from openly procuring contraception, but a woman can insist that the man who wants to have sex with her uses protection. If he is not willing, then he should zip up. The message is clear, she is interested in having sex with him but she is insisting on him doing it responsibly.

Yeah, it also means Nigerians are fu- ck-ing their way through life. They use intimacy for relaxation and stress relief The reason why they have too many children than they can care for. So sad they refuse to break the circle.
They still marry more than one or side chick their life away. It is a long tale told by a real person.

Keep it up husband and wife/wives/sidechicks/concubines

lalanice:
It means Nigeria men are not Reliable.

Nobody is happy to be risking their lives necessarily.

The relationship has improved and evolved - they hold hands while walking .

salford1:
Hahaha. Mail order bride. She cant help but keep mute.

you should be eating stone rice now. Uncle Ben is rich men's rice - expensive!
I now want to eat pancakes/waffles.

Abbeybailey:
You are right. My girls and boy love pancakes and the syrup and I am not a sugar person. It's the rebranding of Uncle Ben that I am waiting for. Hope it won't affect their sales because it's surely one of the best rice out there.

Please how much does that chicken cost in Nigeria?

Throw the leg come please.

Akposy:
Rice and chicken. Craving satisfied

Chicken was seasoned & steamed. Dipped in a local mix made up of freshly squeezed pineapple juice, lemon juice, soy sauce, sweet chilli sauce, ginger-garlic-chilli powder, honey, seasoning, salt, margarine and sesame oil

...story so far...
After craving & searching effortlessly for chicken, I gave up the search cos when I get money, I no day see chicken buy and when I broke, chicken day boku for everywhere.
Well my friend brought a full chicken to help him grill for a small picnic.... here's the result

Taste good and bland but powerful food
The bland seafood taste is the reason mussel is cooked in spices such as garlic, onions, pepper, tomato, wine, lime etc

Akposy:
How does this taste sef. I keep seeing peeps post it on IG. Do they eat the shell too? I'm confused


Thanks

read somewhere that it helps in "some other" department

cococandy:
All my peoples them

Food arrangements for the gods me likes it!

folake4u:
I had a fruity Saturday

Occasional disagreements - that's okay
But the one you use your wife face as boxing punch bag is horrible. The worst is when the husband comes back home with chocolate and flower
Till next month
Odikwa risky.

thesicilian:
There's no way two people can live together without having occasional disagreements, except one or both of them are hiding their true characters. The issue is, people have different ways of resolving conflict

Cooking mussels to satisfy my cravings - mussels in wine, tomato and garlic sauce.

my friend put a little water in the pot with the live lobster and the sound of them running helter skelter could give you nightmares

cococandy:
Do you use live lobster?
If yes how do you kill them?

I’ve been told to put them in boiling water and leave it to die. Or smash the head with a hammer. none of which sounds something I want to do.

Any better ideas?

This one is indeed interesting. No need for it to go legal. Polls doesn't brain wash voters.
Politics have turned to something else.
I would prefer one term for any president.

feedthenation:
Trump campaign demands CNN apologize for poll that shows Biden leading

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/06/10/politics/trump-campaign-cnn-poll/index.html

Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump's campaign is demanding CNN retract and apologize for a recent poll that showed him well behind presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden.

The demand, coming in the form of a cease and desist letter to CNN President Jeff Zucker, was immediately rejected by the network and they also told Trump where to go and what route to take. "We stand by our poll," said Matt Dornic, a CNN spokesman.

The CNN poll conducted by SSRS and released on Monday shows Trump trailing the former vice president by 14 points, 55%-41%, among registered voters. It also finds the President's approval rating at 38% -- his worst mark since January 2019, and roughly on par with approval ratings for one-term Presidents Jimmy Carter and George H.W. Bush at this point in their reelection years -- and his disapproval rating at 57%.

Okpehe rice - that rice must "scent" junior younger brother to the 1st born dawadawa...well done. I'm coming with my soup spoon.

AgbenuAnna:
Turmeric/Okpehe palm oil rice

River goddess indeed - blatant disregard for animal life and polluting source of livelihood (water). Gosh! When will they learn?? Hope she doesn't throw the poor birds into the water.
She better go get a job!
Smh