₦airaland Forum

LMAO @thread

by this time, i would have been deserting up and down with banana split-ing now cold stone and basking don close
I manage with my vanilla beans ice cream and some warm apples pies. Goodness deliver your pickin

cococandy:
So we are not alone

Especially if you refuse to listen to the villagers (craving) at some point, you yield - add some cookies too if no apple pie

Hathor5:
They can be very loud.

Hathor5:
The ancestors!

Everyone in my family and circle of friends would tell you that I am the most self-disciplined person in the world but they don't know what I am doing when they are asleep.

I have restricted the intake of such things to 'cheat days' which happens to be once a week. You only live once.

@ Hathor5 and Cococandy,

They call me too
No be village people so ?

Leaving in droves is not good because some may already have the Virus and spreading it (asymptomatic)
They should be made to stay where they are, stay safe, washing hands, mask up, exercise daily and pray.
Kai Nigerians! They even labeled it mysterious!

No surprise here

What do you expect from sweet tiv yam eater ? Heavy Sleep ofc not bridge building.

ThinkFreely:
Dettol immediately started trending in u.k

Izal should too

Bleach, Clorox, lysol, ajax which one

Now this is all time funny! Who is writing his speech ?
Use the briefing to talk about things like PPE availability, mask being available for all etc not hearsay or whatever you are thinking out loud.

Oh well!

CNN showing Nigerians rushing for food

Why can't they line up to collect food?

$3400 - for a family of 4 isn't enough. Rent, bills, (well there are no place to dig up a well ) water is not free - and for that family of 4, there're many bills coming in every month. Weekly Groceries for a family of 4 is $300 or more.
So working is better than free money because free money is small and not really enough to live life.

Tough time!

What a country!! Smh

crackhouse:
Nonsense. What's 200k that people cannot have in their accounts? This govt is crazy and confused.

Lol

raumdeuter:
Which novel is that omoge

They have always had African food...started some years back. I think the current climate has push more sellers in. Pricey but okay. Some sellers are great with putting good groceries online. Takes long or never to get replies to your questions though. I like asking questions
Have you bought any dried fish ? If so share your experience. I'm dreaming of dried fish stew.
I bought palm oil...my current ones are in quarantine

cococandy:
Guys african food is now on Amazon.
I don’t know if they’ve always had it but I’m just finding out now. In case anyone is social distancing and can’t go to the african store or Asian store.

Mine too though later years from yours. The rock view from class!! That rock ! Some used it as toilet and you could watch from class, lol.
Is the school still there ?

seunlayi:
that was my primary sch.... 79-85 set - Sch II -
Mr Afuwape Headmaster
The underground - football pitch
The Hall, running and jumping on the stairs, the main field, free textbooks and notebooks, the Road and Rock View from my class, sch always winning the March Parade in any outings ....

4 schools in a building....
Sch I & II morning
Sch III & IV afternoon

No i didn't but some of our neighbors attended.
Wow! Stiil there ? Those schools were falling apart then. Take pix and share when you can.
What about the army children school?

seunlayi:
They are all still there. Did you attend any of them?

one meal i find too hard to eat is burrito or tacos. I eat everything in the middle and leave the flat thing.
Too heavy for me.
I love Carne Asada - I'd work around the meat and leave the rest. Same with egg breakfast

GboyegaD:
Yes please. Would had loved to share the pictures but the site is saying they are too heavy.

You pay the price during commode time too.
Unless you are ogbologbo like me.

Chidonsky:
that yellow fresh pepper is called Cameroon pepper.It has a beautiful aroma and it can make stew taste great.

Brilliant virus, dodger, cunny virus, sneaky,....a brilliant enemy...
James Hardly Chase thank you for the new novel.

wirinet:
Transcript:
“This is a very brilliant enemy. You know, it’s a brilliant enemy. They develop drugs like the antibiotics. You see it. Antibiotics used to solve every problem. Now one of the biggest problems the world has is the germ has gotten so brilliant that the antibiotic can’t keep up with it."

What da fvck is he talking about? Antibiotics, germs, for a virus infection? And this is from Dr. Trump, the chloroquine advocate.
Trump's needs mental evaluation.

Eyaaaaa, 20k ?
Where are her children ?
5,000 naira × 4 children mana!

You don't have to wait till you have millions to help!

Nigerians, have small family! Use condoms or do vasectomy!

Ummmm na serious something you come do for obodo and got the time for worry about loneliness ? A student with heavy courseload or immigrant working 80 hours for two weeks for $$ get time for worry?
Welcome to obodo, the land of strong breed

Please how do you make your sausage roll?

FutureFocus:
below are required ingredients.

I'd update here when I'm less busy .

on top tiny fish eh Akpan mbok ?

Under16:
Oh really? Good to know. Kisses on ur lips

Those tiny shining eyes that shows up in my mom crayfish sack
Here, it is against the law to catch them. You throw them back into the water if your net catches them.
They have them at our local Asian fish stores.

Under16:
Side chick cooked the palm oil rice with this infertile fish. Who has met this fish before?

That spoon long but no problem i can manage long spoon because it can reach the farthest seed of rice

Biingoo:
Dinner served.

Variety they say is the spice of life

Deep breathe....thank you!!

ornicus:
please stay as safe as you can
i hope you guys make it through this

In prayer mode now -
God bless America.

ornicus:
Probably no one can trust trump. The man is an audio president, after all. Its like those scenarios when there is an emergency and every one pushes the vendor/contractor to solve, and once its over, no one is ready to pay


There is also the issue that I'm sure you've read where this administration just started placing orders for ventilators and ppe just a week or so ago. Now they are trying to bully / steal orders that were placed months ago by more proactive nations.


Reminds me of when I was in university. By proper personal planning, I always had a bucket of water ready every morning to have my bath with. One fine day, there was no running water. Everyone was running around, and I was just calmly in my bed.

When it was time for my bath, I found that some arsehile had taken my water from where it was secured in a locker and had his bath with it. Thats what's happening here. Those who failed to plan are stealing from those who planned.


This is capitalism and trump chaos. I have said it repeatedly.

Trump should also be careful. He keeps trying to steal potential vaccines or relief materials. If everyone else decided to play his game things would get ugly.

He failed to learn from the failed China tariffs. Apparently there is woodpulp in the ppe supply chain that is only available in Canada. Also so parts of America are powered by Canadian energy companies. So if trudeau was to play trumps game..

chii8:
Evening snack

Share your recipe please.

Crunchy buns is bae

Sassysure dear the thing get as e be.
3M CEO said they don't have the go ahead even with the DPA from the president - meaning maybe money issues haven't been settled ?
It is one thing to use DPA on me, it is another thing to tell me how you are going to pay after all we need materials and labor.
Capitalism at its finest.
Just imagine -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPx1yqvJgf4

sassysure:
I don't need your education guy.
U make no sense at all.
See simple kweshion, u dey run around like headless chicken

Nairaland and drama

UK produces this face masks too and prices of things are more expensive in UK than US.
I'm yet to read that they contracted the production of face masks to china
Face masks of all things.
US is too poor now the govt can't afford to mass produce face masks for its citizens yet they are producing ventilators.
1 ventilator can easily buy 1000 face masks in US.
Guy, I had fun bantering with u
It's not everybody u see here u intimidate with silly childish rants.

As you, an econometrician can't answer my simple question, bye byeeeee

Must everything be dancing ? No professionalism nada!!

Mo ti ba Oluwa se eleri
Mo ti ba Oluwa pinu
Aiye yi ti mo wa se ma je se danu
Aiye yi ti mo wa se ma je se yi
Mo ti ba Oluwa pinu.

kollog:
His Music is full of Wisdom. the likes of "Ogbon Loruko ree, ko lowo, kosi bimo" "Baba, Omo ati ketekete" "Odun Owo ti mofe she, baba mii eyin le malulu"

His music inculcate wisdom into us not like ds generation that prefers listening to rubbish.

Obey sang it right ?
Anyone with idea of the full song ?

Thank you....SuperK, hope they are online. Let me look it up.
What about Premier and golden Tulip ?

Security wise and no bed bugs.
Thanks again!

EgunMogaji2:
There are many but I prefer SuperK at Challenge.

I sleep there very comfortably.

I got it and will wait
Aligongon school, ojoo high school those NFA schools
Wonder if they still stand?

Spanishmilf:
LOl
I can't go out for now, I no want make soldier flog me koboko I will try