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Romance › Re: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by armyofone(m): 2:23am On Jul 15, 2018
Tell this girl it is very over and you are no longer interested. You don't want to live your life time giving her 3 or more slap. Please stop showing your anger with slap...you are a man not an animal.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:12pm On Jul 14, 2018
grin I dey look you one kin and suspect you with this one that you dey eat am up and down so grin grin wink


chasers:
My lips are sealed shocked I dont know oh.. grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 4:15pm On Jul 14, 2018
Chasers, nice mussels there. A fan of mussels here.
I read it makes one cheesy lipsrsealed grin
Family › Re: Why Your Husband Won't Meet Your Needs by armyofone(m): 9:24pm On Jul 12, 2018
So good food, good sex, maybe good respect etc those are easy ? Men are so simple huh? grin grin

mgtow:
Insightful piece!

Unrealistic expectations have always been the bane of many a relationships/marriages, especially on the part of the woman. This is because their wants are endless.

Generally, men all over the world turn to pudding so far we are provided with good food, sex, respect, appreciation and above all, peace of mind. We are so simple it really should be annoying.

#OkBye
Car Talk › Re: Weird Toyota Camry Spotted In Edo State (Photos) by armyofone(m): 9:20pm On Jul 12, 2018
shocked shocked @ roofing

Isn't it time they pull down those brown roof and build some good Apartment, Condos, Town houses and Single family homes?
Family › Re: Single Motherhood, My Tears And Fears by armyofone(m): 9:14pm On Jul 12, 2018
Tina,
Cry if you want but not for too long. Go for a very long hike. Make it daily too for some good quality time with yourself. Focus on your job, yourself and your children.
Try not to give in to despair as it is hard to come out of it. You have a whole new lifetime ahead of you...cheer up.
Family › Re: Tattoos; "Help" My Mom Thinks I Married A Prostitute by armyofone(m): 3:58pm On Jul 10, 2018
Apart from cooking and help caring for the baby, mama has to "press" her body with hot water and some herbs kinda. Maybe in the process of "pressing and remode" the body, mama saw the tattoo. Maybe I'm wrong though.

enabledgoddess:
Educate me, please what's is fattening? I understand is means capable to make one fat. But is seem it means something else from your write up
@LewTherin, thumb up!
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 9:44pm On Jul 09, 2018
So who are you cheering for to be pick today?
I'm good my friend, how are you doing yourself?
Lol, haha so you're expecting them to ask what brought you here, offer them bottle of h20 and a box of BK or KFC?
LordReed!! grin
LordReed:
Hello armyofone, been awhile. Hows the army treating you? grin wink

There are quite a few valid reasons for asylum: persecution from drug cartels and cults, gay rights, terrorism, dislocation due to natural disasters, etc. Turning away people without even asking what brought them would be cruel, for those without valid or with fraudulent reasons that will be quite justified IMO.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 8:34pm On Jul 09, 2018
Still waiting for my own tax cuts...not yet uhuru.
just to fill my car with gas alone cry

stanech:
“Six months in, TAX CUTS are already providing historic gains for minorities, women,

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/six-months-in-tax-cuts-are-already-providing-historic-gains-for-minorities-women-and-small-businesses?_amp=true#click=https:///a54BFT3UcM
Family › Re: Tattoos; "Help" My Mom Thinks I Married A Prostitute by armyofone(m): 8:27pm On Jul 09, 2018
You are one kin guy grin grin your wifey should man up.

DankemzI:
Don't take it that way!
View it from my perspective.....
We agreed as a family for her not to fatten up! I no wan cheat on her, I no like fat!
Only for my mom to show up, she dumped our initial agreement not to fatten up....
Now I have a reputation to protect
Family › Re: Husbands Cooks For His Pregnant Wife, Feeds & Pampers Her In Warri (Photos) by armyofone(m): 1:14am On Jul 03, 2018
I'm really wondering. The puff puff or was it akara and rubber of akamu are way too much!! Hubby is feeding her for two grin


Mindfulness:
why is it a story? isn't it what you do in marriage, care for and assist each other when necessary?

the pictures though grin
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Is So Careless With Our Kid….!!! by armyofone(m):
The job of raising a child or children is between mom and dad not village house help.
Op, roll up your sleeves and take care of that child! Let your wife learn from you. Leave no responsibility for no one.
Until you and wifey get your acts together and put this child first, use condom.
One child is this hard for you, imagine two!


jaksmillioniar:
just shut up hippocrate dont let me get mad at u is it not a stupid mother dat born and yet refuse to take care of d baby u neva see were d guy type d housegirl d wife alwz beat her is it right coco. d guy is worried about his baby u are sayin rubbish wat if she swallow tin dat poison her or cause sickness d man shd live his work and be clearing house abi why madam carry leg up to watch tv.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 8:33pm On Jun 27, 2018
Oh well they should be turned back. Unless for war, i don't see the reason for asylum.
So what about the one jumping the fence?
Hello to you LordReed.
Where is Lucasbalo...ya all busy here.

LordReed:
That is the legal way, show up at the border and apply in for asylum. Crossing the border illegally is another matter.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 7:58pm On Jun 27, 2018
I think it is about time south Americans use the legal way of coming into the US. I'm no longer feeling the walking through the dessert for months with a child in hand.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:33pm On Jun 20, 2018
This one here is the only thing I'm missing Nigeria for.
nothing beats Kongo meat soup or stew.
Oya DHL it here !!

pemiakd:
Join me now or never.
Family › Re: Dear Nigerian Males, Stop Dating/marrying Broke & Entitled Girls by armyofone(m): 8:13pm On Jun 19, 2018
They shouldn't get anyone pregnant. Pregnancy with no job not a good combo!
Family › Re: Help My Wife Does Not Pick My Calls by armyofone(m): 6:01am On Jun 16, 2018
We new generation and phone sef. I wonder how those soja wifey did it in those days of no phone calls. Op, your wife is really trying-working and raising kids by herself. Try to visit often...as she maybe indirectly telling you phone call is not enough.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:37pm On Jun 14, 2018
Nothing beats a guy who gives you a hand at home...I mean the one that doesn't bring his career position home. They leave it at the workplace doorsteps. We are lucky wink

cococandy:
Thank you smiley

Omg I wish I had house help. Me and hubby do it all on our own. If I win the lotto, first thing imma do is employ someone to take over all the house work so we can rest. angry

I do have a younger sister. Are you rich? grin
Family › Re: Extramarital Affairs Gone Wrong! A Comrade Has Fallen! by armyofone(m): 8:29pm On Jun 14, 2018
grin grin grin grin
KanwuliaExtra:

So you have been looking too? wink

Very pleasurable I swear.
Toooooo sweeeeet!

*all those small-small boys sending me email requests go taya ke*
Romance › Re: Women Cannot Handle Rejection At All: My Experience by armyofone(m): 5:09pm On Jun 13, 2018
Most human beings can't handle rejection...it goes both ways.
Op, make your work your priority. I think there are more important things in life than a 'one month relationship'.
Family › Re: Extramarital Affairs Gone Wrong! A Comrade Has Fallen! by armyofone(m): 3:23am On Jun 13, 2018
"Prayer is the master key" Pray harder wink

peterphd:
Plenty hoes in this family section. God help us men.
Family › Re: Extramarital Affairs Gone Wrong! A Comrade Has Fallen! by armyofone(m):
She should not have killed herself...I guess the shame was too much for her.
What's done is done - buy your one way ticket back, and move on.
Apart from charity, I don't even understand why a woman should be sending $$ to another man in Africa - even if you are my hubby and I love you to the moon and back, I will make sure you're the one sending be $$ equivalent =N=
Uwa di egwu like my mom would say.
Family › Re: Why Nigerian Husbands Kill Wives In US –investigation by armyofone(m): 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2018
This is for the poster talking about signing prenuptial grin
Na everyone be movie or futuball star?
Wetin you want use sign prenup, yam and cassava barn ?
Family › Re: Here Again by armyofone(m): 10:47pm On Jun 10, 2018
Omaiti God
Let your name be praised
Winners of batu, we lift your aiyer
The glory is all yours, batu fighter oh bless your name.
Chuckwu, onye oma...imela o.

Happy Sunday ya ' all
Family › Re: The Return Of The NL FAMILY SECTION DEACTIVATORS! by armyofone(m): 6:54am On Jun 09, 2018
Nl rough days made me remember nigeriaworld forum. That forum was so hot with volcanic burning. The E fighting was so out of this world! Then the forum was shut down.
KanwuliaExtra:
grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

Wow!

Oh boy!
Those were some rough days!
I was FIGHTING WARS ON THREE NIGERIAN WEBSITES! shocked

Finally succeeded in SHUTTING 2 DOWN! kiss

NL became a GHOST TOWN! cheesy
Dem ban sotaaaaaay, NL DEVELOP SPIRITUAL H-ENEMIES.
I was so glad when I read about the NL crash. I CELEBRATED! cheesy
I was determined not to give in to cyber bullying or eTERRORISM.

Wetin dem nor try? cheesy
Family › Re: The Return Of The NL FAMILY SECTION DEACTIVATORS! by armyofone(m): 6:36pm On Jun 08, 2018
@ Ewuro, hello and how are you?
Still into our fine dining?
Greek and Mediterranean are my thing now!
Family › Re: Here Again by armyofone(m): 6:27pm On Jun 08, 2018
Where you dey when keg of ogoro and broken plate of gworo were brought and passed around?
babeosisi:
Hauwa are you married now?
Family › Re: Here Again by armyofone(m): 3:34am On Jun 08, 2018
You must have headboard during kpekusing now otherwise it no go sweet due to banging head on the wall. Efe, thank you on her behalf.
My bed must have head and leg board. It must be super king size too.

JennyKadry2:
Efe my kpekus loving sister who snatched my Sagamilo.

Efe my kpekus loving sister who taught me the importance of having a headboard during kpekusing

Efe my Kpekus loving sister who corrupted my innocent self with the "be on top and ride him like a horse then lean forward holding the head board so he can suck on ya n!pple..the feeling is out of this world" advise embarassed embarassed and my innocent self had to dip my rosemary into holy water for 100 days asking for forgiveness of sins and mercy embarassed

I love you Efemena cheesy grin Huggssss to you too. I miss you die kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss



ROTFLMSBBAO cheesy grin So you mean you never exposed cococandy? why am I not surprised

No wonder some one said Nigerians are mad by default cheesy

LMAO @SugarRush... you be case grin cheesy
Family › Re: The Return Of The NL FAMILY SECTION DEACTIVATORS! by armyofone(m): 11:37pm On Jun 07, 2018
Lol at railuway crew...
I remmy that word from tipe tipe cheesy


JennyKadry2:
Awon railuwayyyyy crew. Let mgbeketoto come and catch all of una

See Gboliwe I remembered one of her other names...Mgbeketoto also trended cheesy grin
Family › Re: Lady Died Days After Posting Pregnancy Photo Shoot Online(pics) by armyofone(m): 3:41pm On Jun 05, 2018
It could have been some type of complications - gestational diabetes and many others. The process of carrying and giving birth is not a joke.
Family › Re: Here Again by armyofone(m): 2:09am On Jun 05, 2018
No more khaki wink
You coming to play or rest from work?
If you coming to play, NY is best grin

JennyKadry2:
I want to tour Amrikaaaa. Abeg any suggestions states I should visit? kiss kiss

Are you still in the military my love?

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