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Family › Re: 'You Tie Smelly Wrapper, Smelly Vagina, Yet Want Doggie Style From Your Husband' by armyofone(m): 4:48am On Oct 30, 2018
Just make sure you take care of your self-body and mind. Working out helps so create time. Take a long walk/run on Saturday and Sunday morning. Let your husband take care of the kids. Do smaller exercise during the week. Husbands can't wash plate and cook breakfast? What happened to his hands ? No be two God gave him huh?

jewelbaby55:
Another thing we need to understand is.. Most women don't have the time to work out. When they woke in the morning they have to bath the children, sweep the house, prepare food, get the kids ready for school and prepare their lunch, and also they go to work while some go to sell in the market,, so tell which time do you expect them to workout? If their husbands will agree to wash plate in the morning and cook breakfast am sure they can make time for that, women are humans too for Christ sake... You can't compare an ordinary woman to celebrities who have house helps and nannies, they have all the free time to workout.. Note am not supporting the dirty aspects but we should also consider their time...
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 2:05am On Oct 30, 2018
Craving for cotton seed soup - anyone?
Eyinjuege, ever tried cotton seed soup ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: African Fertility A Threat To Euro-centric World by armyofone(m): 1:56am On Oct 30, 2018
I couldn't help but laugh so ooooo hard at the first paragraph grin grin grin grin
China is already bringing in prep stew grin
the type people eat and born only one...wonderful! !
The vaccine they can still refuse to go get it but the made in china stew- em they can't refuse as man must chop...its cheaper too.

delishpot:
Africa with beggy beggy leaders. Reducing population of Africa is as easy as ABC. When their leaders come begging for Vaccines just slip in some thi g that will turn the kids gay or out rightly sterilize the children. When it's done for 10 years Africa will reduce.

If only our leaders k ow what they are exposing our future to by plundering our wealth and leaving us at the mercy of people who do not want to see Africa develop. China will be our next slave masters. We are already selling out to them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 3:38am On Oct 28, 2018
Hates refused to go away! Thought such hatred has long gone from the United States...May we be always protected. Scary time! How did we get here?
I agree he should tone it down as a leader. Sigh!

Abbeybailey:
No one in the world will convince me that Trump is not a racist. All the degenerates are coming out into the public now because they sincerely believe that their man is at the helm. When you have a president who openly mock people and call the press and his political opponents enemies of the State. That's where most of the problems we are facing now comes from. With me, it's a sad time with in America with all the shootings and attempting bombings. Nov 6 will let us know how America is going to turn out to.
Family › Re: Family Planning And Poverty Reduction by armyofone(m): 6:31pm On Oct 27, 2018
So many starving (financially and otherwise) children and families in africa and around the world. How many are you supporting or sponsoring?
Birth control such as condoms helps you plan your family. So you like the current situation where children are responsible for supplementing their parents income? Where students beg others to go through school because their mom and dad could not afford a dime for their education? So you called four years of marriage with four children a blessing? FYI-God blessed scientists with knowledge to invent something to help manage man's glutton grin

Horus:
Birth control and abortion are integral elements of a white sponsored genocide directed against black africans.

The UN and its “partners” in Africa are demanding stepped up efforts to brainwash African women into wanting fewer children.

Also on the agenda: more Western-funded “family-planning” and “reproductive-health” schemes to reduce the number of Africans on
the planet to levels considered “desirable” by the UN
Family › Re: My Hubby Is A Nymphomaniac, Please Help by armyofone(m): 4:40am On Oct 27, 2018
What's wrong depends on whose butt hole is being drilled.

Elder0001:
In as much as this thread is fake I'll still reply you....


What's wrong with anal sex? Please stop speaking like a village fellow. You need more exposure.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 2:58am On Oct 27, 2018
You sure so ? I hope things balance out for the good of our country.
PDPGuy:
#DemocraticHouse2019
Foreign Affairs › Re: Suspicious Packages Sent To Obama, Soros, CNN & The Clintons by armyofone(m): 1:30am On Oct 27, 2018
There will be no more free loaders like this one by the time Trump implement his policies. I can't wait!

linearity:
The funny thing is, this guy is 56 years old, living with his mother and in his van, unemployed and collecting socialized unemployment benefits, plus most likely free Obamacare and he is on internet inciting violence against the very people whose policies he is enjoying and also sending them pipe bombs, he must have using the free government handouts he is collecting.

We have similar people here on nairaland, they just act demonic and stack positions and defend policies that directly hurt them.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 6:54pm On Oct 25, 2018
I love smoked turkey stew and smoked turkey melon soup.
Nice one there


Seahawk:
Smoked turkey with rice/beans/stew

I let my stew dry too much sad
But it was yummy.
Family › Re: A Lady Brought Me A Pregnancy With Shady Background How Should I Go About It? by armyofone(m): 5:37pm On Oct 25, 2018
They slept through human reproductive system in class grin

thorpido:
You know nothing about scan results.
Don't be the fool here.
Family › Re: A Lady Brought Me A Pregnancy With Shady Background How Should I Go About It? by armyofone(m):
How did you clean up after yourself? You mean with Tissue paper?
You didn't know the tadpoles are great at flying and swimming?

oloyeagbaakin:
Just once and I cleaned every mess
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 8:07pm On Oct 24, 2018
Grated water yam right ? My grandmother use water yam but can any yam be used ?

CDCEO001:
This is Oto, my town people don't joke with it.
Made with grated yam, fish....
Family › Re: FG To Limit Number Of Children Per Mother by armyofone(m):
I hope they really do - time to break the crazy cycle of having too many children without enough mean to care for them. Making life miserable for all.

Free condoms should be mandatory in hospitals and men restrooms.
I don't even know how people make love in the face of poverty...smh
Family › Re: 5 Ways A Child Can Be Spoilt In A Nigerian Compound House by armyofone(m): 5:31pm On Oct 24, 2018
Face me I face you bedroom and living room style should be destroyed and apartments like homes built. Those face me kind of living aren't a good place to raise children. You hear everything your neighbors are saying/doing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia Calls Khashoggi Killing ‘grave Mistake,’ Says Prince Not Aware by armyofone(m): 7:42pm On Oct 22, 2018
@Shopkeeper
My wish is for there not to be participants at Davos!
Family › Re: Women: Guard Your Beauty, It Is A Blessing! by armyofone(m): 7:18pm On Oct 22, 2018
I agree with you on working out. Working out at least 5 days a week should be a must for us! After one is done cooking and eating those good food on food section and you aren't taking or spending at least 30 minutes to 1 hour exercising, then you are poisoning your body.
I don't joke with my exercise wink

Mindfulness:
Let me add my two cents.

No amount of cosmetics will keep you beautiful if you do not drink enough water, maintain a healthy diet and work out on a regular basis.
Also, your smile is your most attractive asset so keep your teeth white and shiny. cheesy

By the way, men should also look good. Women have two eyes too. wink
Family › Re: Women: Guard Your Beauty, It Is A Blessing! by armyofone(m): 10:36pm On Oct 21, 2018
grin I will show you my soft hairy legs. I will never touch am with razor grin

bukatyne:
Pics or idonbelieveit grin

@computergeek: I believe Aveeno face wash is a cleanser.

Thanks
Family › Re: Women: Guard Your Beauty, It Is A Blessing! by armyofone(m): 10:25pm On Oct 21, 2018
Shaving my legs- a big no no. I love my hairy legs.
Aveeno face wash a daily must.
Shower - 2 ice daily. I don't drink coffee so cold water bath helps.
No make up just eye liner and lip gloss.

Nice one @ Bukatyne.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m):
I think Uber eat and co are a savior grin. I'm thinking of using hello fresh in addition. Who has the time to be cooking breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day/all week? I enjoy cooking - but the cook in bulk on the weekend that I do is not always the answer. Some time you just get tired of doing the same thing all the time.
It's good to just get Uber, hub, amazon eat grin etc deliver your meals on your way home from work while dealing with traffic and runs.
Lalas247:
In the West this is not the case for some ... I have friends who don’t even own a pot not to talk of cooking .,they make rice in microwave and burn it cry
Burn egg too, they just make the basic food like beans on toast and even that is a struggle for some .....
Also it’s rare when you find a guy who enjoys cooking

Uber eats has ruined this country grin
Happy Sunday
Family › Re: Pressure From Family Members, Unbearable. Tired!!! by armyofone(m): 11:40pm On Oct 18, 2018
I cried reading your emotional story.
Family › Re: African American Woman Dating Nigerian Man(questions) by armyofone(m): 4:51pm On Oct 18, 2018
Exactly! He should have pretended not to care and wait till she asked him instead of the comments he made grin. Also you don't know her. In naija fa, we were raised not to eat anyhow especially stranger's.
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin

The food thing is normal. Naija guys are entitled so much so that if anyone at all cooks around them...they feel entitled to eat it. It is not their fault, it is in their DNA grin.


About the guy not telling you things like having people over...very wrong. Stand your ground and insist.

About his idiatic friends busting into your room while it is shut and you ate around...well, his friends are plain idiats. That kinda leaves me worried about your boyfriend too.

Cheers.
Family › Re: African American Woman Dating Nigerian Man(questions) by armyofone(m):
Haha @ welcome meal.
Ify, no welcome meals. You take your own water with you kinda lifestyle. It is all good - as one grows up quickly.
His friend should have told her to get some take out on their way home and provides the money. Or cook the day before for his friend.
No free lunch in obodo. Even if hunger is killing you, you don't ask for or share another person's food unless you are friends.
@Dionne, let him know what you can't put up with. Don't ignore anything because of love or not wanting to offend him.
Travel › Re: Skydivers Jumped Out Of Plane, Formed A Floating Circle At 15,000ft(Pics) by armyofone(m): 2:53am On Oct 16, 2018
Na so dem no get village people true true. Village pple for don put basket wey dey leak for their middle.

3Dee:
These people no get village people na. na why den dey always do dangerous stuff.
why den no dey try skydive for Africa?
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 9:17pm On Oct 09, 2018
There have been hints about misuse of her position for months now. Anyway I think she is planning to run in SC...she could get my vote.

coluka:
Trash!! She told trump about six months ago that she would be leaving so you liberals can look for a new lie to tell, this one is dead on arrival
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by armyofone(m): 9:03pm On Oct 09, 2018
Was she resigning because of what CREW found/coming investigation?
obixcel:
The US Ambassador to the United Nations, Nickey Halley, has resigned. President Trump to appoint a new Ambassador in the next 2 to 3 weeks.
Food › Re: How To Make Nigerian Meat Pie by armyofone(m): 7:26pm On Oct 09, 2018
Yeah cuz I'm a fan of scotchie!

marylandcakes:
Keep nodding �
Family › Re: US Gay Couple, Riccardo And James, Go Viral With Their Amazing Wedding Pictures by armyofone(m): 5:20pm On Oct 09, 2018
That gown is a good idea for your train grin don't be too hard on yourself, it's a brave new world hardton, my friend!

Shelumiel:
God created Adam and Eve; not Adam and Steve you simpleton!
Family › Re: US Gay Couple, Riccardo And James, Go Viral With Their Amazing Wedding Pictures by armyofone(m): 5:35am On Oct 09, 2018
Lovely wedding gown. Happy married life!

No curse but blessed to find the right one.
Shelumiel:
May the curse of the Lord God be upon this union angry
Food › Re: How To Make Nigerian Meat Pie by armyofone(m): 4:36am On Oct 09, 2018
Scotch Bonnet and Nutmeg- nodding my head.
cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:06pm On Oct 05, 2018
See better snack! Any idea how to make such soft dough as yours? Flour, water, measurements etc Have you posted that before?
A nicely made dough is the key to a great meat pie!

Seahawk:
My Meatpies are ready. Super yum
Business › Re: See The Dilapidated Road That Femi Otedola's Forte Oil Rehabilitated In Lekki by armyofone(m): 6:54pm On Oct 05, 2018
No surprise at all at all - everything is present in shit hole lipsrsealed red carpet covering at best.
Romance › Re: Lady Poses As Her Fiancé Checks Out Her Backside In Pre-Wedding Photos by armyofone(m): 6:36pm On Oct 05, 2018
Great idea! While at it, also make sure your wedding train all have coat of many colors on and sing "coat of many colors my husband made for me, although we have the money but not proud we did the do so we have the coat of many colors....that my husband made for me (us).
Me just want com eat goat meat.

Felixalex:
Hahaha me sef go wear dolly Parton coat of many colours

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