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I hope the parents dealt with her. Such heartless girl.
Parents should always install camera in their homes...I wondered what she did in that bathroom she took the baby into

Stay strong, the violent take it by force.

CFCfan:
For the most part, they do. But I elected not take Crim law due to some financial reasons.

Make him go join soja.
One mallam big guy for NA wan buy mmaya and nama carry come.

babyosisi:
CHineke mee!!

Armyofone come o
A bongo a baala na gear five

Osisi, You have given brother sleepless night, eyaa Lord take the wheel

CFCfan:
Your chest hairs were attractive to me

Lol so he doesn't know how to cook I'm yet to see his own ramen noodles pix.

babyosisi:
Why don't you get together and teach him how to cook

Happy Birthday Sheniqua
Cheese cake factory right? Such nice setting and tempting place. I ate half a slice of chocolate cake and I almost saw Fada...haven't gone back since
Have a pleasant evening.

CFCfan, what's good to do at SoCal ? Any good and cozy restaurants, great Mexican eatery out there?

Who wouldn't eh brother Ignatius? With good doses of CNN, Lifetime/ LMN and Netflix you are in babes

CFCfan:
Abi oh. You even know the tricks of women

Eziokwu....tell me you can't change a guy's mind after a very hot session and I will tell you you didn't dig it well ask Samson and Delilah.
All the passwords are yours darling

CFCfan:
As his wife, you could convince him to reveal his password to you. You can claim that u need it when you lose your phone, and need to send an important text, or make a call.

Try the neutral color chip for cheating hubby...just glue it to his body.
Take the chip out and you will see all he did in a day

Did you read abt the texas lady who went to the hotel and flattened her hubby with an expensive car ?
How abt Erin Brockovich movie
When husbands cheat is also a cool movie (she became a successful cheating husband catcher using latest technology installed in cars ), door knobs etc
I miss watching Lifetime. Hope to catch up

babyosisi:
We don't use rubber
The doctor tied up my information highway
Please give another advice

Very funny thread...

coogar:
don't worry - the political post is coming. you shall shame the PDPrïcks very soon.



i suspect you, armygirl.
how many voodoo dolls do you have at home. how did you come across eve bayou street?

Lol, we don't go easy into the starry night
Those dolls and needles come in handy. A pin prickle here and there to set rambling johnny steady.
I look forward to stationing there again and be delivering agent for NLanders

coogar:
marie laveau's house of voodoo.
739 bourbon street,
new orleans
louisiana
LA 70116

Another address, Eve Bayou Street
Beside midnight in the garden of good and evil building.

Just make sure to count the condoms in the storage bin, you never know and never say never

cococandy:
yes o.

Now you are authentic NID
I missed your question on hausa fish
If you make stew with that dried fish huh...let me not make you go back to Nigeria.
Waiting for my mom to send me some.

Subway bread that make many press hard in the bathroom...hope you added raw spinach and broccoli for easy digestion

Roland17:
After a long day @ work and the gym, with no time or motivation to cook, Subway is served for dinner...

Sleep induced rambling

Stop by red lobster for a nice lobster, shrimps and crabs meal.

Nnua. Hope you are settled and liking it.

cococandy:
yes. WA. E don tey small sef

Onila, you try. Living in a place where a known crack head has her residence... ummm how do you guys do it ?
Whenever I first move to a place, I must take time to check database just to make sure.

OP HappyWife,
Discuss with him about open marriage.
You both take turns to refill the Condom storage.
That way no need counting condoms.

No long talks...automatically, I'm done with the union. I don't like distractions.

Osisi buy thermal under wear (top and pant).
Not sure if you can find it at Ross (your fav place) but try Target/Wal-Mart.

Thought winter is warm over there. Global warming is spreading.

No long thing over church...on Sunday, go youtube for hillsong and turn on Joel Osteen in bed.

babyosisi:
My dear I dey o
Winter wan turn person to okporoko but God won't agree
I don't know if they even have the heater on in this work place
My internal organs are even feeling cold
I don't know if they want my blood to congeal
E remain make I carry blanket come work

.

Mistake. ...

Saanu ku...in na ji yuwan fa.
Ku kawo mani zogole, guz guz, kwaruru, pate, masa de miyan yakuwa.
Also come with some un fermented burukutu or millet kunu zaki.

wonlasewonimi:
I will help you hold the ladder.

Lol, I will be wearing Jean and sweater.

Why not follow the Raddington hospital idea or UCH ?

Our sister already pledged some few thousands of dollars for his trip to India....
Cramjones
Nl owner
Some govt workers etc

With all of the above, he could make the trip to India

DJ, you are in my innermost thought. Stay strong.

She didn't do a good job.
Mop, mbanu. You should have used pestle.
Now get your dried pepper ready for another beating day.
Don't go too far. Your sister has been weakened already.
Do not apologize/beg.

jennykadry:
Even I want to know why she did not do a good job with the mop stick

Nothing to cope with. I dont even shave my leggy hair. I have few strands on my face and chest.
It is so cute.

My goal is to do nice outside decor this year. Anyone with such plans ?
Will put the tall ladder into use

Tell us about the gadget that has made your life less stressful or idonbilivit that you are the most pampered lady of the century

Stillfire:
I always say it here and God will bear me witness that I have never claimed to be a superwoman, flying from Oshogbo to Damaturu, just because I am a hardworking, virtuous, industrious African wife. The women that can do it, God bless them and give them more strength, but for me, my body reacts negatively to stress. So yeah I'm the number one lazy and pampered woman of the century.

Crossing your legs.
Make sure you avoid pounded yam to keep your thighs slimmer for easy crossing.

I like meatballs but it has been awhile since I ate it.

That your okro soup looks yummy. Better yellow garri eba to go with it
I love okra with dried Hausa fish, tinko, mangala, smoked prawns and Bonga fish.
(My mom's style)

babyosisi:
They were 6
Juicy and succulent meat balls

They already have that here. Saw it once on tv. It looked like a full mannequin with bo...obs and vijayjay.
The couple who bought it talked about its usefulness and I was like
It will get to Nigeria marketplace soon

TribalEAST:
Make sure you guys post a picture of the machine a hubby can insert his joystick into when his lazy wife doesn't want to have sex cos she's tired from operating the dishwasher or when she's busy watching telemundo.

Let me count the meatballs 1,2,3,4,5 enjoyment in the highest level.
No after eating prayers go work for this one o.
CFCfan, fill the tank for meatballs road trip.
May one meat or meatball no be our portion, isee

babyosisi:
Lunch today
Pasta and meatballs

Cocoa 'n' marshmallows, your sweet mouth no get level

cococandy:
Breakfast. Egg, bacon ,bread ,grapes ,hot chocolate with marshmallows