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moi moi go give oyinbo purge
make fried ripe plantain and beef stew made with oxtail and beef. but carry only the beef and chop the oxtail yasef

very gutterish mind

lol, esp if they do the cummulative score abi wetin dem call am again sef Overall, getting 64th was a good thing. look at me now in the position of leadership and on the way to making real cool money 

Blazay:
Forging ma report card to reflect Ist instead of last with a 45% total score!

Oh, neva mind.

Look at moi now. . . let us just say my brain could never grow in the Nigerian environment.

yeah, better store yours and don't  be a spermatozoan donor

OP, if you dey really vex with him, give am ya name. in the future he can change it himself or of baba shows up, he pay to have the cert change.

if you are not upset abt the whole thing, give him his father's name.

i have mine itched somewhere in my brain. it was my first day in school and my mom just dropped me off and left. i was crying so badly and at the same time wanted to use the toilet. the teacher didn't allow me leave the class thinking i wanted to follow my mom. next thing was having a diarrhea/watery stool all over me. the teacher sent me home i think i was 4. i always remember the incident, sweet memory. . . i went home and was happy to go play with my baby rubber even though mom was shouting from upstairs

pls let me have samosa, chicken masala with Naan + sweet iced tea

hurry up biko i'm hungry waaaaaaah, wahhh wah wah wahhhhhhh

thanks for that list up there Orikinla
i will check them out, look like a great place to hang out.

Abuja, is the place not loaded alhajis and money bags?

someone please give me a sum of it! who won?

[s]peeped into debosky pro saw his Jason hat and bear bear [/s]

this thread nefa die?

did she dump you? it must be hard.
na him oblongy put am for wahala true true

that too but this wey lepros catch, it no fit reach where im dey go.so ride on and keep shinning that kongo @ dk

continue to shine oh, one day leprosy go bend am

sad case esp that it is affecting you both now.

so you will be voting for a celebrity too,
when the time for all the seriousness comes, he wouldn't last for a day

ha!!! Saga!! with your flowchart and everything, the matter no dey tire you? o ga o!!!

carry on bruve

Iremi:
Thank u sir.

, cheers

OP, having se.x with someone on the first date is a NO NO in gals ethic book don't you know that. dont repeat such mistake again
learn and move on, don't take him back another big NO NO, cheers

ify nwan mama m, na me, na me ooo lol.

we done hear you o. just don't take a anything for granted. appreciate her and help with the house work wey dey make you praise am

let me quote you 

Lepalomo:
[color=Black]Some husband dont allow their wives to work, they will tell their wives to stay at home taking care of the kids
Most of them (wives)are educated. so what is the essence of going to school them?
Liability woman!!![/color]

why did you call them 'liability woman' when you said their husband did not allow them to work? do you want them to fight against the supreme ruler and then call them insubmissive wife again?
you smoke nsi?

it is the condition of things in nigeria that made it so. there are no jobs and hard for many gals to fend for themselves.
in most western countries, 17, 18 years old do have job readily. you can be in high sch and work at wendy, mcd, bk, walmart, target etc and make enough to take care of yourself without asking your bf. you can work in school too. if you are in college, there are jobs readily for you unless you just don't want to work.

in nigeria, it is hard to find a job so some girls depend on their hustler bf.

OP, if you can help her do so but she is not your responsibility until you are both married.


i can afford to pay for my own dinner but i wouldn't if i go out with my guy, who born you 

OP, hold on tight, it is good to appreciate all her effort by helping in the house when you are home. help with housework days you are not working (sat and sun) so she rest. don't take anything she is doing for granted. don't forget to help your kids with their studies.
small thing wey you do today and we no complain fit make us vex/complain later


dayo must you twist it here again?

saga, na person like you dey lost money to wifey, see your old 1 year post eh
look, i don't need your money. if you want a prenup, fine come with one.
i will only take a cheating man's ALL (money and everything!!) you know, use your money to appease/comfort myself

michelin89 said it better and i agree.

bdidi:
Ok! Have you seen a woman palm wine tapper?

oh yeah!! there are! i can tap palmy, real ogoro. na small work abeg.

@ dayo
50-50? for ogini? why should a man ask for 50-50, na shame abeg

badassss chap

sufferhead!!

imagine pound corn, grind pepper, blow fire, wash clothes with hands, and then give your hubby his needed s.ex

today, i can just hold my wine and soak while blender grinds my pepper, washing machine do my laundry and can say hey man, i don't wanna sleep with with freedom and no fear, abeg na today marriage me likey 

him fit drive me commot for the house with just my wrapper for waist. but today, i go chop ya dollars if you mess and it smells

i did, do you want to transform too?

thank God she is not living in Katsina. she lives where she is free to observe any religion. ba bu dongon turenchi fa.

your website is nice, saanu da a'iki