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obuko, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too oily and strong smell. she goat

[s]walahi, gafara!!
na ka ya yuwa. takaremi na de size fa.
in bura ka i na yoyo ka, ba ka sen hayan Las Vegas ne?
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hope you had a good weekend.

dayo: to cage a mockingprickbird

Anyway, i like that Aisha2 gal. I thought she was Hausa fa eyaa.
Duniya sai mai hankuri

lol, funny thread. i think our grandparents and parent generation had it hard. when i see old women bringing produce to the market on market day, i look at them with pity.

and celery is drawing us back with his nostalgia.

see analysis, BB na you be that?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=657949.msg8461809#msg8461809 date=1307318459]This is the reason I am 100% positive they are not the same person, Daphoenix is fiesty, sharp, witty, has an ascebic tongue, humorous, very good with word play, dispenses dripping sarcasm, innuendos, etc without a second thought, etc, etc, etc, whilst StephenP came across as effeminate and girly, and as for his writing, to sum it up, Nigerians love celebrating one-dimensional mediocrity The people who used to write beautifully in that section back then never got a mention, Doyin13, Stillwater, Bluespice, I even stumbled on one beautiful piece by LadyT. . . Saying this though, with such specimen as the aesthetically pleasing StephenP whom God clearly spent overtime on, he does not need to talk/write, i ain't complaining, he should not even open that fine mouth, what a picture of perfection, don't want him having wrinkles either so that sexy mouth can remain shut all it likes . . .oer. . .er . . .where was I . . .what was I originally talking about again . . .


Methinks there's was just a case of boy meet girl, fell in love, decided to keep it off NL ^{who can blame them}, but moves in together, so naturally, they are occasionally bound to post from the same PC, and surely they want to keep whats between them sacred because it is special, so decides not to refute or entertain allegations being peddled against them on NL, knowing fully well that their intending marriage/pregnancies/babies would vindicate them eventually, and they would have the last laugh, thats all folks.



This tpia sha, see queshun, ma ribs oh


Of course, I wasn't especially talking about you or TOH Not at all [/quote]

true especially the ones with their head cut off.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=681418.msg8443962#msg8443962 date=1307052043]some chickens can even chase you. Those huge fighting ones that are as aggressive as bulls.


another chicken we killed like that [at christmas or something] jumped up and splattered hot water all over somebody, during the feathering.

na winch chicken.[/quote]

mean something i can keep/sell when you mess up. i like nice huge rock not just any.
commot for road if you no fit buy me one huge rock. ring get level.

not good when pple fight and start destroying material things in their house/home. a very bad habit and waste of money.
OP, she has to replace it.

my kind of guy. instead of yabbing the ladies my lady is too expensive, my lady has no job but want us to marry, my lady is into my money, my lady yada yada yada   the guy came in here for us to helep him analyse his 120k  
you be better man with good head for your shoulder bo, cheers  

a real boogeyman. Jason and Freddy don't match up
he tells us Boo and we all slithered away

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=679613.msg8443034#msg8443034 date=1307040904]@ harakiri

let go of your boogeyman, ok.

I usually see a little sense in a few of your posts, but in this instance, your generalizations are unwarranted and uncalled for.

If you constantly attract the type of witch you described, then check yourself.

The fact remains the woman has marks on her body while the man has none. And there are also many dead wives of nigerian men. This is nothing to be proud of, so you people need to sit yourselves down and figure out how to remove this curse that makes you unhappy in all your relationships and also makes you slaves to your diicks.[/quote]

aha! you wan dayo to be killed? the guy no go last for younder, na real action proper

i don't know if all the guys posting here do have sisters? will you allow a man to beat your sister to a pulp like that?

someome wanted to eat my head for asking why he didn't leave the house when she came in with her trouble. leaving at that time frame when there was a quarrel would have been the best thing. the animal in him wanted to fight back a ''woman''

aha!! you guys crack me up, anyway i live in a country where domestic fight is not tolerated. so am cool and no need to argue here.

i think 120k is alright if she is working (i mean then we no go add money for makeup, hair, clothes, shoes, bag etc) for wifey

lol

went to Arlington cementry ko, Arlington picnic ni

i wasn't there, but why the husband didn't leave the house when she came in with her trouble?
instead of hitting/beating her, best leave the house

maybe some mental problem.

wife battering is in African man's blood, i mean grafted in their DNA

Why didn't he leave the house?
No cops in Kenya?

anyway, he should go back to the village and farm (bush educated man)

God bless our troops all around the world.
Happy Memorial Day

SemperFI

Jennykadry, you've said it all! let them stay spineless and wait for a lady's working and paying bills. let's them keep crying. God knew you were strong enough when HE took a rib from your iron ribs to make us.
quit complaining dayo and co and man up .

true, i was in naija not long ago and things are so expensive. common meat is like luxury to many. i know meat is costly here but nigeria with so many cows?
and nig man dey complain that we want them to be rich, why not.
marry a poor man and you go suffer tire.

jennykadry:
I know it is a lot but haba I was in Nigeria in december and the price of food stuffs is so darnnn high, even meat is so expensive so tey you go go market with 102,000.00 naira and come back home with nothing.

this ya own don pass addiction, you need deliverance, ogbologbo.

see you, at old age who go care for you? when you are 90 and can't do anything more than shitting for bodi and spitting from your mouth, someone should be available to help you. but you must be stinky rich. or else na retire home them go lodge you put

no be only phork una sabi as live safer in nigeria,

dayokanu:
I think successful men have kids late self

When I see Obama had kids when he was about 36, Bill Gates married at about 40, Clinton had Chelsea at 34, George W Bush had his daughters at 35,

While Saheed the carpenter and Audu the mechanic are already grandfathers at that age

when you don't have money to think of vacation or going out of your abode, what will you do if not to phork anything in skirt and be grandpa at a young age.
i hope you dayo do take your lady out for summer vacation and make it a habit

not really concerned when they get married or propose to us. the older and rich the better (you know senile and rich) Anna Nicole style. even if the person died without having time to enjoy the money, heaven is my home.

abeg my bros, so delighted to hear you say all you think abt is your success. thumb up bo, that's my kind of guy. once you are done getting all the money, we are around to help you share your success. thanks to insurance policy
keep working hard. i like rich bobos. who wan suffer

harakiri:
All these deluded posters keep talking about how their lives "improved" after marriage. They probably dont know that human instincts play a big role. Like me give 2 examples : First, if your only child was kidnapped and you were given 72 hrs to come up with N2 million (even though you have less than N20k in your acct), you'd be surprised at how motivated you would be to raise at least half of that money even if it means going into the lion's den to borrow. Second, years ago i had a live in girlfriend who was with me for a long while at a time when things were rough for me. For the fact that i had a woman dependent on me in the house, i would do anything (legally) to raise money (even if it means parting the red sea with my bare hands). What i'm trying to say is, IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO MOTIVATION and not religious beliefs that request you to pay money before getting blessed. At 31 years of age, all i think of day and night is my success in life and nothing more. Having a kid or two to inherit what i labored for is a secondary issue. Once again Mr Poster, FOCUS on your life for now. The rest will follow NATURALLY.

who told you so, don't you know many joined NL at 13years? the elders are in old ppls home and don't have access to the h-internet 

hardbody:
Elderly men and women relieving past glory achieved in their youthful days.