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SemperFI

old men should be careful of the drug called Viagra.
another lil capsule they are using to kick out oldies in world politics who refuses to retire

for making mouth and disturbing real ladies

you should be apologising too

[quote author=George_D link=topic=665782.msg8351866#msg8351866 date=1305805550]what is fred applogising for? [/quote]

the house help is a bad woman. you worked for someone for 20 years, in between you chop the woman's husband p.rick and got pregger. had the baby maybe Maria did baby shower for her sef. continue to work there till you retire. ha! this person na real secret keeper. maybe some Mexican woman? i doubt american or AA could keep secret that long. what a woman!! she must have made a good amt of money. Conan (Arnold) the babarian, sorry the philander.
Keep your sorry to yourself. old age is catching up with him already with all the maps on his face

the bible says if the eye is causing you trouble, pluck it out.
3rd leg has been causing way too much trouble to men. why can't they cut it out?

i feel for Maria. being a good wifey is no longer enough.

liking Snoop Dogg with his hairstyles and dos.

OP, commot jor
2011 AD
NOT
2011 BC

BB, you never taste better thing. i have tasted man - know- man cow prick,  very tasty, soft, melting, oily oh lala, the part of cow is really delicious.
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=667958.msg8339666#msg8339666 date=1305652888]eughhh, yuck


Nice thread, I can see armyofone done mark register, now where is Mr Pataki and Omo Eko and Lucabrasi and Fhemmy and Tpia to complete the list [/quote]

Ifyalways,

make sense because i don see goat head for inside pepper soup wey dey laugh
the goat head was like posing saying 'cheese' in the pot
scary to eat

agbegilodo !!

agbegilodooooooooooooooooo!!

ileke idi, o ti pe ti pe ti mo wa e!!

yeye, ni bo lo waaaa?

girl, whatsup? summer is coming. i'm gonna invite you to our Brick FEST

I envy Titilayo. the gal try no be small.

must you go tribal/native to make your point? you must be a truck pusher
how many skid mark dey that pant/boxer when you wear the time when you type that,
ewu meeee

randyorton:
@op,
shey na just mouth wash naija babes need.they also need punny soap.99% of them smell down.pls do not take your nose close to d punny of a nigerian girl(home or abroad esp the yoruba babes).just an advice

we've got that already. i mean we are there i do have hazel eyes and also blue eyes thanks to a good contact lens
black women with thin lips do go for plastic surgery to have ponmo mouth
you guys should not bug na wetin? na una money??

i think the ones complaining are just tired of their ladies asking them for money to go ''do their hair'

[quote author=George_D link=topic=665782.msg8333030#msg8333030 date=1305568445]hmmmm! i wonder when they'll start attaching fake lips, fake noses and fake eyeballs? [/quote]

wetin i do!!!!!

reduce that your pot belly wey hen in ken do dabaru before you join
how you dey, bawo ni.

see as your brothers dey complain abt hair

it is easy to grow black hair in nigeria. you use thread, rubber or weave your hair. the weaving makes the hair thicker while threading or rubber makes it grow long and thin (permlike). to add styles, my mom use what's called ''artificial'' and thread it. this helps to make it longer and then can style it as curlings etc.
it is cheap, the pains last for abt 2-3days after threading, rubber, or weaving/briading.
ummm fast forward to life in the west, it is costly to weave/braid/twist. braiding/weaving just the ''all back'' alone is abt 50 dollars. twist from 180 up to even 250 dollars.
damn! who got such bucks to spare on twist let's see if Uzo, Ade or Usman would pay. gosh! let me call aha, answering machine

perm/using relaxers is way cheap then any other. now if you want to grow your hair without all the braiding, weaving (mind you no threading or rubber o), it will take a very long time. you are unable to do anything with your hair then. so some just decide on the wig thing.

so guys spare us please. we are trying to beat austerity

i just loved the title. Marriage profits! i love just that. who want sufferhead marriage? not me ofc. financial profit oh YEAH, which other holy ghost profit kwa!
i know somebody ooo infact sef people. they just need the good word of encouragement  i mean tell us not to go easy into the night cuz it's starry ooo  anyway, my own be this,
pay my hefty dowry and act like a real man in the marriage  i mean you don sit and read paper or lazy around but a real man with head on his shoulder (no complaint )
you mess and it stinks, you are out of the house,  thank God for 9 1 1

marriage profit, i dey that side o. thank God for the new generation of ladies 

Continue to RIP, man

love his smiles a great deal.

laughing at thread

where is ileke idi? Ebony mo wa e tipe tipe.

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SemperFI

dayo na real akuna

dayokanu:
You are tops on my list of ppl to make moms.

You have been declining my invite for weeks now

marketing strategy, Floss franchise in Africa, you know that tiny rope that can remove 5years old stucked meat

Paddy said we should go to shoprites he also told us the price

it will be nice for the OP to carry handbag filled with floss and give them out for free to the girl. no need for them to call but it will be automatically be refilled  
travel with a box load of floss  

sulad82i:
This guy is not serious.
Those 9ja girls were nice before u left 9ja but now they are piece of sheet. As some pple already say, import kissable lips from PA or buy and donate floss pin to the gurls u meet on the first date then tell them to call u later after finishing the whole pack.

my brother it is ya right to kiss and french kiss a cleaned flosset mouth  
try to part with ego for those u want to kiss to buy oral B, linsterine and a cupboard load of floss.
no easy o, austerity dey.

i would'nt want to kiss an unflossed teeth or uncleaned tongue either ewwww french kiss don suffer

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=665641.msg8307583#msg8307583 date=1305220510]I guess i opened a can of worms with this topic.  .

Nine pages already?. . na wa o

anyway to those abusing me. . Its my right to demand that any girl i kiss must have good dental hygiene

When was the last time any of these girls went to the dentist?. . .

For teeth cleaning and other dental check ups?. . .i am guessing never

so for now i am boycotting kissing Naija girls. .

Till further notice. .

[/quote]

dayo you sure say you never make some gal single mom, dey here dey yarm aramaic

where is he after the first post, he ran away  

even for obodo, when many of them guys talk near you eh,   some think say their cologne/Lauren perfume go hid that  

everyone should floss, a MUST!
Pako chewsticks do help if no floss in the market.

your post come dey develop him own leg and wings baa
dem come add maggi, salt, pepper and ogiri put

i no fit laugh [quote author=baby.me link=topic=660395.msg8297200#msg8297200 date=1305101116]Sorry ma'am, where in the my post did you see me state that he wants to call off the wedding? I said that he wants to know the reason why it's the woman first and not the man, and that we may not have a card if he doesn't see a good reason why it should be so. Na wa o![/quote]

abi ooo

Humming

man man dey suffer but money dey yab man
man man dey suffer but money dey yab man.

missed listening to mom singing the song man man dey suffer but money dey yab man

na money yab man wey no fit propose to a lady without ring. whichever way una try to hide the inadequacy

SemperFI

ride on mate, we are happy with our tasks 

dayo and him theory eh how many nigerian single mom do you know living in the projects?

i'm sure it must be hard being a single mom with men like dayo around unwilling to pay child support 
kudos to them.

meeeeeeeee

unsolve mysteries
cold case files

how abt these on nig television?

nobody be anuofia, biko