₦airaland Forum

gallivant:
For clarity I identify with Africa, and all her associated nappyness . The motherland, in my ideal world the borders are merely an European construct.If that's not good enough you can swim across the Red Sea to Arabia.Peace.

Bullshitt! You don't want to tell us where you're from because you know I'll reveal all of your skeletons in the closet. Don't talk shitt about other people when you're this insecure. Pathetic kunt.

gallivant:
I am a bantu African.

Meh... Still running.

EnlightenedSoul:
There's always a choice. And exotic or no, the more quality ingredients you have in your kitchen, the more it'll start to feel less like some inconsequential department and more like...home.

Nomads don't have a kitchen or a permanent home

Dathommie:
Kikikikikiki

A refugee terrorist callin anoda person a terrorist! am guessin u jst found ur green pastures in europe dats y u ar a little bit exposed 2 d internet right??

So u knw ur country is poor, wow! U jst exposed ur country, Axum must b really mad at u nw, hehehe!

Dis foool is comparin an islamic caliphate lyk somalia to naija.....if d killins wasn't dat much y does an average somalian dream gettin out of dat sh*t hole to europe n dyin in d process??

What a class A prick. I won't even bother with you since you're just repeating the same load of crap you said earlier. The facts are that Nigeria has surpassed the whole of East Africa in terms of terrorism and piracy. Pay more attention to that instead of ruining a thread that is dedicated to the recovery of the Pearl of the Indian Ocean.

gallivant:
Which was? Humour me...

Mr. Shelby, you country....

Dathommie:
Hehehehe

No, bt is d only country still recievin help for lyk decades of yrs. Don't u get tired of recievin help?

Did u knw somalia started dis hole terrorism tin in africa? Africa would b a better place without dat sh*t called somlia...fact!!

Bt at least our country is not over ran by terrorist. N thousands if nt millions of our citizens fleeyin everyday to europe or oda countries 4 greenier pastures by sea n dyin in d process. Fact!!

Somalia, a country of refugees by refugees!!

People flee from conflict zones... Big deal.

Somalis started terrorism in Africa? When did those Boko Haram lunatics start killing people in Nigeria again? wasn't it 2002?

Jihadis first touched down in Somalia in 2006. You terrorist!

Somalia isn't the only poor country that receives aid from the west, most African countries do, that's how their presidents pocket most of the money while the rest of the country is starving.

gallivant:
Am I? Lol

What am I running from exactly?

Why are you avoiding my initial question?

gallivant:
In the failed state index Somalia reigns supreme.It doesn't really matter where am from since everywhere else is better than Somalia.

Phahaha I see you running away with your tail between your legs.

Dathommie:
Hahahahah!!

recoverin by d help frm oda nations budget n military?

Didn't they tell u we ar fightin our fights by ourselves wit no international help, n our nation isn't over ran by terrorist lyk urs.

Somali, world terrorist centre!!

So you think Somalia is the only country in the world who received help from foreigners?
Other nations pledged their sons and their sons get paid lucratively by the EU.

There is more terrorism and piracy activity in Nigeria than in the whole of East Africa. Fact.

gallivant:
My shithole is better, safe and properous.Your civil war is not my problem, come get ur refugees.

Abeg state where you are from so we can have a proper debate.

EnlightenedSoul:
Loll, I almost feel as if this talk has swiftly exited the realm of xawaash, and all things edible. In which case, the wording you used would be far too polite to mirror reality at times.

Well the geeljire life doesn't really present much choice in the kitchen department but we are content lol.

gallivant:
First off, Somalia does not even exist.It has disingrated into puppet entities like Somaliland, Puntland snd the recent Kenyan creation of Jubaland.Second, you have failed when foreign army's are roaming your lands, foreign navies supervising your oceans plunder, the UN funding 99pc of your budget and your people wandering the globe.Interesting enough?

LOL you are talking out of your arse mate.

Puppet entities that have regular meetings with government officials? The last meeting took place last month in Djibouti, the one before that was when the ex PM visited Puntland and received a welcome fit for a king lol. Jubbaland sought the help of Kenya to liberate the land from Alshabab then pledged its allegiance to the Somali gov, Kenya merely guarded the conferences in Kismayu.
Large chunks of the so-called foreign armies in Somalia are ethnic Somalis from Ethiopia and Djibouti, plus the Amisom mandate runs out in 2016.

If this conversation was about the shi.thole you're from, the irony would have been hilarious considering that Somalia is recovering from a long civil war and your joke of a country is not.

EnlightenedSoul:
Lol, you didn't even deny. See what I mean tho? You took the 'card' for the sake of cano & hilib, and this from a reer magaal. I mean, what would those in baadia say?

That's because I know it's true lol

Look at you with your fancy xawaash and exotic cunto.. Is caano and hilib not good enough for you? - that's what they would say

gallivant:
Darwin? Lol I wouldn't invoke Darwin if I was Somali.You are a perfect epitome of Darwinism theory.Natural selection has not favoured you.Physically and mentally you have been proven a weak species.True or not?

So other African countries have never experienced internal armed conflicts?

Ethiopia - September 1, 1961 — May 29, 1991 Eritrean War of Independence

Rwanda - October 1, 1990 — July 18, 1994 Rwandan Civil War
April 7, 1994 — July 15, 1994 Rwandan Genocide

Ivory Coast - September 19, 2002 — March 4, 2007 Civil war in Ivory Coast

Liberia - 1989 — 1996 First Liberian Civil War
1999 — 2003 Second Liberian Civil War

Mali - 1990 — 1995 Azawad insurgency and Malian civil war
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
2007 — 2009 Second Tuareg rebellion
2012 — Third Tuareg Rebellion
2012 — ongoing Northern Mali conflict

Niger - 1990 — 1995 First Azawad insurgency
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
2007 — 2009 Second Azawad insurgency
2012 Tuareg Rebellion

Nigeria - 1967 — 1970 Nigerian Civil War
1999 - ongoing Boko Haram conflict

Sierra Leone - March 23, 1991 — January 18, 2002 Sierra Leone Civil War

Western Sahara - 1970 - ongoing Western Sahara conflict
October 30, 1975 — September 6, 1991 Western Sahara War

CAR - 1987 - ongoing Lord's Resistance Army insurgency
2004 — 2007 Central African Republic Bush War
2012 — 2014 Central African Republic conflict (2012–2014)

Rep. Congo - 1997 — 1999 Congo (Brazzaville) Civil War

Democratic Republic of Congo - March 8, 1977 — May 26, 1977 CE Shaba I
May 11, 1978 — June 1978 Shaba II
1987 - ongoing Lord's Resistance Army insurgency
October 24, 1996 — May 16, 1997 First Congo War
August 2, 1998 — July 18, 2003 Second Congo War
1999 — 2007 Ituri Conflict
2004 — ongoing Kivu Conflict
2007 - ongoing ADF insurgency
1987 - "ongoing" Katanga insurgency

Chad - 1965 — 1982 Civil war in Chad
1998 — 2002 Civil war in Chad
April 11, 2002 — ongoing Insurgency in the Maghreb
December 18, 2005 — January 15, 2010 Civil war in Chad

Mozambique - May 30, 1977 — October 4, 1992 Mozambican Civil War
2013 CE - ongoing Internal conflict in Mozambique

Angola - November 11, 1975 — April 4, 2002 Angolan Civil War

And many more...

gallivant:
It is a failed state. You need me explain further?

This will be interesting.

Go on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCkpzqqog4k

EnlightenedSoul:
Geeljires can be harsh.

So is life abaayo

gallivant:
And so what is your point? Somalia is still a failed entity.

Just correcting your ignorant statement.

Btw Somalia is not a failed state. It was, but not anymore.

EnlightenedSoul:
I'll have to take your word for it

Loll, this is an eye-opener. I didn't know there were geeljires in Deutschland.

We are all geeljire, no matter where we were born.

EnlightenedSoul:
No. I've had the chance, but it looks so much like the usual stuff ya know lol. You like it?

I still don't understand why it was taken.

It's thicker and tastes a little salty but it is still better than the rest. I love it.

Geeljire justice, it's just gone forever now.

EnlightenedSoul:
Lol. Well, at least it's not ordinary cano...that I know pretty gross. As for cano geel, I can't say

So you've never tasted caano geel? You are never getting your Som card back if that's true lol.

EnlightenedSoul:
At least it's not cano. Bon appétit

How could I forget caano geel too. Mercí beaucoup

EnlightenedSoul:
Boo, you're prejudiced

With sweet hilib in my mouth

gallivant:

Military pride was your downfall, you would think you clowns learned.I was expecting rehabilitation projects and not military personel, in Turkey.You are not serious lol

No it wasn't. Tyranny, inequality and gross mistreatment of most clans was the reason why the government collapsed in 1991.

gallivant:
Before the AU went in the Somali government controlled one street.The warrior talk is strictly monkey business.

That was prior to Sharif Ahmed's TGF period. The people who controlled the rest of the country were the UIC (a Somali entity).

EnlightenedSoul:
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Yh right, very funny.

...from the land of milk and hilib, and incidentally not too fond of either

Yes milk and hilib is life!

*strips you off your Som card*

EnlightenedSoul:
- Milk: I can't for the life of me down a glass of milk.

But how? You're from... Nvm

killercute16:
Buhahahahahiohio...you got me cracking.

According to Wenger 4th spot = a premier league title lol

Not very often (especially to my father) but they know I love them.

Fulaman198:
Yeah I remember loll a year ago when he went in a rant calling himself God. That's when I banned him. I'm just putting up with his antics for the time being.

You are right words can't change the fate of others. I believe that you will live a long and prosperous life Insha'Allah.

So will you inshallah.