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Sapiosexuality:
But isn't that too short a time to actually help the cores.

It’s not too short, for a start, 30secs is ok

Sapiosexuality:
Isn't 30 seconds and two minutes too poor?

Lol you can’t plank for one minute sef, you go break

Anyway
I’m a physiotherapist and plank exercise should be done in 30 secs that is one rep of 30 secs Then rest, do this 4 times

It will really help with your back pain also

Daniluv1:
God bless you ooh

Every small thing na yahoo boy because e dey sweet Dem for mouth to call

No
Mind them

Lol gazette na wa o

Mtchew
Shey the yahoo boo drop him business card abi

brosom:
u re a real niggar bro, na so my friend do with a girl he took out on a date, babe ordered chicken and rice but couldn't finish neither rice or chicken but half ate them halfway, na so my niggar gather them for there dey eat am, babe mad , after that the babe called him after few days and took my nigger out and loved him like mad.

See bro, some ladies purposely do that to checkment the kinda guys they re with.

Make sense
Na so e suppose be

Arizoner:
she wan run u street, she no no say street pass street

I swear
Street pass street

Mexyz:
Boss you na Oga patapata of all alpha males oo...
so you collect everything wey you buy for her?

I greet you sir

Brother I collected everything patapata
If I remember, we bought plate of rice, salad, some pastries and one big five alive..

Even the guy that was at the reception couldn’t old his laughter cause we were the only one in the restaurant that morning

Guyman111:
shape guy chai if i tell you my own eh

Abeg share boss, make we let people know, they can hold their grounds against all these babes no matter how fine they are

Frank2021:
Good morning guys please I want to ask a question, when a lady tells you that there is something about her past she is not proud of and refuse to tell you what it is, what do you think that could be that is hard for her to say?

She has aborted simple
Her family member who is a man was abusing her as a kid
And so on

DrFunmisticGlow:
there's a small possibility, very very rare, what if she has an ano-vaginal fistula?!

If she has ano-vaginal fistula, I don’t think she’ll be going around lashin, she’ll probably be looking for a solution to her leaking
So rest

jaelz:
So I met this girl sometime back in March in Abuja she was very beautiful and was working in a spa back then, I approached her and collected her number after which she never picked my calls or replied my chats after I tried contacting her afterwards.

Fast-forward to last two weeks she contacted me out of the blues that she was sick, didn't have transport fare to work, she was broke and didn't have any money for food as she hasn't eaten in a days.



I got dressed and meet her in the location she gave me and bought her some little foodstuff and provisions then gave her 3k to hold for transportation to work until they pay her at work.

Guys could you believe that this girl blocked and deleted my number the next day? I tried calling and she it was telling me busy till I used another phone to call it and it went through, I asked her why she did that after I revealed my identity and she couldn't say a word she was just mute on the phone for about 30 seconds till I cut off the call.

I am still so shocked as to why some women behave they way they behave atimes.

cc: Lalasticlala, Prettythicksme, Seun, Farano, Mynd44

lol op you be moomoo

I remember one mofo too for oau that year, went on date together, she didn’t eat anything, she collected everything she got in take away, 30mins later, she received a call that her dad is around that she should be coming to her hostel immediately ; I just laugh no be me you go use that style for, she stood up to carry the things she got, I asked her what happened? While drawing the nylon closer to me. Shame catch her she comot. Nonsense

Modified: this na babe wey she say we go go my house go lash me after the stuff. Lol

Nurseonduty:
You small nar.. Abi shey dem don born you when Babangida dey in power..

Lol ok sorry O methuselah

Lol

Nurseonduty:

Thank God say OP talk say some and not just nurses sef, e fit be any other profession..
I no know why some people dey see nurses finish like this

No mind them
Oya come let’s marry

Ehya

slam7000:
You can’t watch video on here.

Here are some photos. They played football with the head then took it to a room and was hitting the decapitated head with their knuckles while still chastising the head.

Where’s the photo

johnsonmartina6:
She said she wanted some space because we had some quarrel,, i gave her the space and added another extra week,, now she cries of heartbreak on her WhatsApp status ,, i don't understand,,, what should I do

Any reason dir the extra week, if no be say you sef you be weyrey

ednut1:
Uk wicked sha. Na 28k gbp salary per year. Should be 50k and above

Lol you wan collect 50k

Prime minister sef na 150 e Dey collect

Halo22:
In an establishment where I work, I happened to be one of the unmarried dude and as such, most of the unmarried ladies always rally around me probably with the hope of gaining my proposal for marriage.

Actually I am a very focused person, though I compromise especially when a lady feels I am snubbing her when she comes close, I like giving them that sense of belonging. There's this particular lady that always like going with me after work, as in she can't go without moving out of the work premises with me. I have tried everything I could to make her let me be, but she is an adamant type.

In addition to that, she started picking up quarrels with any lady that comes close to me....as in I don't understand. When I asked her why such attitude, she said she doesn't want other ladies to make me lose focus on my job. Well, all these were happening but I never knew my MD has been observing her moves towards me as she is also a lady, though married with just a kid.

After our meeting early this week, she called me and said "hey....Smart(not real name though), I would want to have a brief meeting with you in my office. You know when u were invited for such meeting after the general meeting, your mind would scatter into thoughts. After some minutes, I then visited her office and lo and behold, I saw that same lady colleague of mine in there.

Hmmmm, I knew something was cooking, but then I gathered courage and sat down. Let me not bore you guys with long story, she just told us that our relationship in the company was becoming so distracting and as such, we should try to adjust or face sanction. She told me it was for the regard she had for me if not she would have taken drastic conclusion on us.

I tried defending myself, but she didn't want to listen further. As for my colleague, she didn't even allow her to utter a word. Like I said earlier, I have never opened up to the lady on relationship let alone to have dated her, she is just being desperate and it's offending my MD.


Please I need mature advice on how to handle this situation, cos the lady in question is not ready to withdraw her advances towards me.

Op the girl sef fit no Dey reason your matter, just friendship, don’t think because girls are always all over you

Rrchrd:
Stop doubting she's saying the truth.
It's a genetic condition is which a male is born with two X Chromosomes

Are you the one with the womb?

Lol

Intersexxsherry:
i will show you the scan results

Iffa hear
Which kind scan

hazard7:
We both know there is something else to do that is better than that

Better than go to school? Please tell me

Except if the wife you want to get married to will take you to Europe, I don’t think that’s the next step, go to Europe first eh e , all other things might be added to you

siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back somehow?

Lol I pity you, your matter go spread reach where your leg no go ever touch
Just try it
Plus why can’t you tell him off if you are not stylishly gaining from him

Neither, I’ll look for Ruth who is a virgin and also a great conversationalist and plans for a future

Fake news

neonly:
Am not good writer pls trying
to make it short
Everything just falling apart in my house
Sometimes I hear some folks saying I will tolerate rubbish in marriage but honestly it easier say than done if it actually happen to u
We did I get it wrong sef
We use to be good friends be4 church matter enter
Now she does nothing in d house
I go to work come back to go to market and cook clean d house wash d children uniforms for d younger ones
All she is interested now is her own carer
What my fate when I grow old
Is this not a red flank for me
What we be d fate of my wonderful innocent children how will they feel not growing up with der mother and father together all dis are pounding in my head
D issues are too much I can't type it all am really depressed but she life goes on
But my children what will be der fate

Divorce na Abi?

hazard7:
Hi guys, I have a younger brother that got admitted into the university, the thing is I told him to forget about school for now and learn a skill so that he can make enough money to go abroad and study his beloved "Artificial Intelligence" but you see my parents are adamant about the fact that he should go to school to study biochemistry which I see no correlation with what he has plans for.

I see it as a waste of time and resources since have seen and know a lot of people that finished university with nothing to show for it. I will also be the one to sponsor him since his my younger brother.

I calculated everything from his 1st to 4th session and discovered we are spending not less than 3 million+. The money he can use to learn a skill that can generate a lot for him. Besides biochemistry is a very stressful course but my parents refuse to say that all his mates are in school and etcetera.

So now I want to know why do people send their wards or even go to the university despite knowing that there is no job or possible source of livelihood?

What would you rather they do?
Sleep at home and watch tv right

Disown na the best option