₦airaland Forum

thaoriginator:
Yes na, becos ponmo no bitter

Ponmo wey you go need to soak for 2 days before you cook am

Orubebe01:
Went to collect my salary from my ex employer, entered without knocking and saw oga and the secretary doing it on the table. The hurriedly dress up.

Chai no Dey lie na

Your husband can’t put leg inside river and be crying say cold wan kill you, e no possible, if Dominic raab sef pass him boundary he go collect! Oga bubu on the wheel, Nigeria my country we don collect

Joscowealth:
Seeing is believing


I have not asked you for your hard earned money

Stay calm sir

Which money did you now ask me? If not my hard esrned

NiklauseFred:
The one on shades is Maria(a former airhostess) while the other is Liquorose(a dancer)

Oh I thought liquerose didn’t off cloth yesterday
I saw her in black before switching off the program

Dreadlock69:
Eheh nah

Lol

Brimstone77:
what's up with this tinder?? What is it all about and how can I download it??

Just type tinder on your App Store register and start swiping for people close to you
Simple

Nice work doj

SmellySperm:
Someone said Arin's yansh is proudly sponsored by Abeg!

I no see that yansh

Abeg who be this two ladies
Their names

Joscowealth:
WHY NOT EARN IN DOLLARS NOW THAT NAIRA IS LOSING VALUE

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAY


60K$120 15K 30$ CAPITAL... Return Of Investment in 30days MAKE OVER 400K COMPLETING A TASK.

*3. GOLD PACKAGE $120 {₦60,000}*
Assume you sign-up with GOLD package
◼️ If you introduce some who buys discovery pack your bonus $7 {₦3,500}
◼️ If you introduce someone who buys Silver pack your bonus is $15 {₦7,500}
◼️ If you introduce someone who buys Gold pack your bonus is $35 {₦17,500}
◼️ If you introduce someone who buys sapphire pack your bonus is $80 {₦40,000}
◼️ If you introduce someone who buys Emerald pack your bonus is $100 {₦50,000}
◼️ If you introduce someone who buys Diamond pack your bonus is $180 {₦90,000}

You people will just be polishing ponzi schemes

Wahala wa o

Dreadlock69:
Weyrey but na True sha
I won’t mind



[quote author=Stephen2324 post=104269670]If a man proposes to a lady and she says No, is the relationship over?

No if she's very rich and friendly[/quote]If you wan buy meat and they say e no Dey, you go still Dey there dey find ponmo?

Well
It’s just a warning you can be hypertensive, he didn’t treat your blood pressure because you’ve not been diagnosed with that yet, hypertension is when you have above that on more than 2/3 occasions so after treating your cold/fever, go for another bp check up to ascertain it’s normal and do periodic check up.

In the mean time I suggest you do 20minutes standard exercise everyday or 30minutes walk everyday.

See your Physio today

La Click la bend

Beancounter94:
Strategy made some sense on paper....but in practice, did not work

True

Humanoid01:
Really? A female?
How is that even possible?

It’s a mixed race
2 men and 2 women

Decentdon:
do u believe dat,if xo where was messi wen xavi and iniesta lifted d world cup? Messi is just gud wit goals dats only if he have d midfielders 2 support him nt just midfielders but d best one's like xavi and iniesta because argentina have sum gud one's but wot hav him done wit dem,plz believe messi hav no gr8t future witout d duo!

Lol Messi has no what without the two? You people will just be saying nonsense on Nairaland

larimo:
I had this debate with a couple friends. If you have a team of 10 players (say the Super Eagles or any other) and you need to complete it with either Messi or C. Ronaldo, who would you pick? You have a balanced team.

I actually picked Messi but I now doubt if he can do anything outside Barcelona !

Lol 10 years later he has proved you wrong
Eat your words bully

Humanoid01:
I watched that video yesterday. It was awful. Dude had almost won the race close to the finish line. All of a sudden, 4 other racers went past him.

It’s a her, she stood no chance against those men
It’s the useless coach fault

antimason:
some of the jobs are stressful. Some require driving all through the night like my former job. While others are well managed and you are expected to drive at intervals with much rest.

Alright thank you for taking time to answer all at
God bless your hustle

I’m a medical practitioner with no idea of engineering at all, will programming be a problem for me? Please help

antimason:
...we are trying ooo. Atleast above 150k monthly

That’s decent
But what of the stress
Is it commensurate with the money

Pumpumking:
Bro..are u sayin u don't have trandsport moiney to meet me at Victoria Island??...can't u get okada? Bro are u sufarin? Anyways u just made your biggest loss this evening. I was going to suprise u & dash u 200k just like that. No wonder u sopot Uber driver
My friends are meetin up and I intend to spend 2m tonight..drinks and food. YOR LOSS Sir!!

Lol this guy you be confirm fuul
Disgusting efulefu
Person wey dey suffer come here dey shout, I don’t have time for ldioots like you! Cannot spell
Cannot complete correct English sentence
Weyrey get lost

RealMarv:
Seen the expected. I thought yours would be different.

No my dear
It’s same

Pumpumking:
Huh? No need for him to be there? U guys struggling for transport moiney? Wow...being broke is a son...4real.
Anyways bro don't. Worry. I will refund your transport moiney

Lol no need to refund
Thank you im struggling
It’s not me that will struggle first and not me that will struggle last but what I will not do is broke shame others and claim what I’m not

Show your self and send me the transport money if not let’s all rest

Make I book space

Shila2113:
The camera design of the XR is a turnoff for
Me. I prefer that of X.

Camera design is poor but functionally it’s not bad

Pumpumking:
Bro I don't brag. If u want to see me today, this evening around 9pm, come to Club DNA, 76 Adetokunbo Ademola, Victoria Island, Lagos. And then show up at the V.I.P at 9.45pm (real talk)

Lol no need for him to be there Oga, by 9:45pm just show us a pic of you there balling
E no Hard

Pumpumking:
Seriously?? Anyways although I drive a 2019 range rover with Stiterio alloys weels & I leave in expensive area & I eat expensive foods & I were nice design er cloth.. money ain't everything (real talk).
So ladies, would u date a Uber driver/ taxi driver... especially when he have the ordersity to toast you? ..Please be honest

Lol you glorify yourself first come Dey ask Question, how dem take relate

RealMarv:
So you invite a lady you've never seen to your house? Why do guys suggest their houses as a meeting point?

Lol cause my place beats any other places, just come, watch Netflix and chills, we eat take out, what else are we going to do at a restaurant, I don’t just invite every girl I meet on tinder, there will be rapport and so on! If things go well we smash
No time