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idensko:
Where is d Library located?

in his compound @Inisi Onira...

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President Muhammadu Buhari has said that he would not be demanding any apology from British Prime Minister, Mr. David Cameron over his diplomatic gaffe, describing Nigeria, along with Afghanistan as ‘fantastically corrupt’.
President Buhari said instead, he would demand action from Cameron, by returning Nigeria’s stolen money and assets stashed in the United Kingdom. Buhari made his frustration clear as he addressed a Commonwealth conference in London Wednesday morning in the wake of Mr Cameron’s diplomatic gaffe.

Clutching a glass as he made small talk with the Queen at a Buckingham Palace reception, the PM was caught on camera being indiscreet about the countries he had invited to a key anti-corruption summit tomorrow. The Presidency and several other Nigerians, have however, lashed back at the British PM for that scathing remark. This came as the Presidency, yesterday, expressed ‘shock’ at the unguarded comment, saying that Cameron must have been looking at an old snapshot of Nigeria. However, the president Wednesday morning refused to criticise Cameron directly when he was asked about the blunder at the conference. Instead he said he expected the UK to help him reclaim Nigerian assets that had been fraudulently stripped from the country. Buhari said: “I am not going to demand an apology from anybody. What I am demanding is a return of assets … This is what I am asking for. What would I do with an apology? I need something tangible.”

Earlier, Commonwealth Secretary General Baroness Scotland said Mr Cameron’s remarks had been ‘unfortunate’ and countries like Nigeria needed support rather than criticism. Mr Cameron’s candid comments risked causing diplomatic ructions ahead of the major international anti-corruption summit in London on Thursday. As well as Buhari, and Afghan President Ashraf Ghani is due to attend. He has also acknowledged corruption in his country and pledged to clean it up. The gathering of the world’s political and business leaders in London will aim to ‘galvanise a global response to tackle corruption’ and is being staged in the wake of the Panama Papers leak, which revealed widespread tax avoidance among the world’s elite earlier this year. Afghanistan is at number 166 in campaign group Transparency International’s latest Corruption Perceptions Index – second from bottom.
Only North Korea and Somalia, jointly ranked at number 167, are perceived to be more corrupt. Nigeria is at number 136.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/i-dont-want-camerons-apology-but-return-of-stolen-money-buhari/

I'm not suprised: when PMB went to Chattam house to seek for sympathy by telling them how corrupt Nigeria is; what else do you expect? They don't live with us here so can only make their inference from the description our righteous president has been giving them. He'll go to any country to tell them how he inherited empty treasury cus of corruption of PDP which is d corruption of Nigeria; which is his own corruption as well. Only God will salvage our international reputation... very soon; it will be difficult to get Benin republic 'visa'.

so true... EXTRA OIL is really needed to sustain the (love) light.

judefranc:
Conoil is currently recruiting accountants,if you are interested kindly drop your email so i can send you there application form to your email

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segebobo:
Long write up
My bible says Jesus is THE way

, the truth and life! No one cometh to SALVATION (THE FATHER) except by Me

sleekman:
Yes it is. Yet we can't even do surface standard gauge from Lagos to Ibadan. Pathetic!

who are the "we"? Do you pay your tax? It's unfair to compare your kontiri with all those countries that have gone far

catalanscrew:
Am going for PhD Structural Engineering So if you need General section past questions drop your email

okolicn@gmail.com thanks in anticipation

Why didn't you show us Faulks, PH rd, Omuma rd, Eziukwu rd, Uratta rd, old express rd, etc?

cocoduck:
Yes your right but, it might also be spark related, if he can get a technician that can interprete a live data, surely he will be on the right path.
or that the fuel pump is not sending enough fuel, or as saw the other day there was no air.
In fact the list is almost endless but the bottom line is there must be fuel, spark and compression, so you must determine which is missing.

Im was not guessing...

GoodDike:
My 2009 Camry Car showed a check engine sign on the dash board, a scan revealed the issue as 'Multiple Cyclinder Misfire'.
How do this issue get resolved>
Pls car gurus in the house help.

Go for injectors servicing... That get it fixed! Thank me later

My Presidoo: this man is a RARE LEGEND

You have freedom of speech: but your freedom after the speech is not guaranteed! Dem-okwu-asi

Three are remaining... inasmuch as one decided to fly, the "one" might not be one of those birds

Clerverly:
Similar thread https://www.nairaland.com/2959493/each-time-travel-benin-ore-express


When the Vice President Prof. Yemi Osinbajo made a claim last week that PDP did not construct any single New Road throughout their 16 infamous years in power... Some people who are yet to recover from their political miscalculation in the last election, came for his head, branding him a liar and also circulated pictures of less than 150 Km REHABILITATED Benin-Ore as their Only defence...

However, that is not the basis of this thread.
I am from the South Eastern Part of the Country and one of the most neglected regions of the country by the past governments...

These roads I am going to unveil thus, lead directly to my State from other parts of the contra, depending on the route one chooses to ply...But unfortunately the roads are in a very bad and unmotorable state...

There is no way one will pass thru these roads without dropping and heaping curses on the past governments, especially goodLUCK EBELE Azikiwe Jonathan, our adopted Son, in whom we hugely supported and still being regarded as our best...

Take a look at these Pictures:

1. Onitsha- Enugu- Portharcourt Expressway


2. Aba-Ikot-Ekpene-Uyo Expressway..

you are already cursed! Why not fly to your village? Nonsense: Jonathan was the first Nigerian President.

"Prince Of Daura.
.
Is there any man as comely
As the prince of Daura?
Tell me oh daughter,
Thoughts of him makes me happy.
.
Is there any as mighty as him
Our prince with integrity
Our land has he come to redeem
From the monsters of poverty.
.
The ladies call him their boo
For he is endearing to them
Even the older women too
They gladly bear his emblem.
.
Our prince is relentless
In that which he believes
He fought and was tireless
Now, in our hearts, he lives.
.
He is the hope of our land
The sun we sought to shine
Change trails his command
We know, we've seen the sign!
.
Who is like our prince of Daura
Our mighter conquerer
Our dear redeemer
May he reign longer!"

The following were my reasons:

1. I worked with a Chinese company and from my experience with them, I don't think I'll ever work for Chinese or Indian Company again...Transerve Disc is an Indian Company.

2. I can't work morning shift on sunday. When I told them, they said that i wasn't ready for the job...

With these two, especially the second, I found my way to the gate via the staircase and off I went...

Four wheel drive what?

This is made in Aba... the Japan of Nigeria! Land of Industry, Science and Technology; no wonder Ogbonnaya Onu, the Minister of Science and Technology was chosen from Abia state! Aba na akwa nka!

Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

GrammarNazi:
Let's all respond to the mail, stating our case. This is our best opportunity to petition the FSB, like we've been planning to...we have nothing to lose!

and if we perish, we perish!

ezenaija:
With constant reminders to you by world leaders to quit if you lose ot get the GBAGBO treatment,you no get liver to do otherwise nah! You for dey chop beans Aunty Peshe inside ICC prison with MR & MRS GBAGBO

Mrs/Mr. Gbagbo are still alive but inside ICC prison as u said: what of those that died during the war? The effect of that war is still all over the place. My Brother lost all his properties and so many others did. You now have to ask yourself: if GEJ went d Gbagbo way, and ends up in prison after 20k plus souls has been lost, what will be the fate of the country then? See d situation we are in now: d naira-dollar love story, the bombings and d likes...if there has bn a strife/war after the election, where do you think we would've been now? Sometimes I shun women or girls when they comment on politics... By not clinching to power and by that phone call: my brother: GEJ deserves to be applauded anytime anyplace!

Bon nuit! Je t'amie...

okyodic:
Gud day pals, I got an invitation from Dangote oil refining comp, the subject of the mail reads INTERVIEW SCHEDULE but the content says "invited for personal discussion" . I submitted my c.v to a mail (general mail on d advert) wen the advert was on last year, after a mnth I was called to send in my appointment letter and pay slip. I was not called for any test. Could someone give me a guide and wat should be expected

since appointment letter and pay slip(from former/current employee) was required from you, it's probably experienced position. So have a thorough knowledge of what you wrote on your CV. Your current job descriptions/functions and how the skills/experienced acquired will be harnessed for the position you applied for in Dangote. It's just a discussion...How can you, through what you already are move Dangote forward?

You said it all... thats the best thing to do! Talk to your mum first...she will help you with a sloution

Decker:
It's always yoadvisable that if you want to engage in premarital sex, you should endeavor to use protection always. Asides preventing you from getting pregnant it also protects against STDs.
It was your first sex and the smart thing would have been for both you and the guy to use protection, but you didn't and now you are facing the consequences.

I am going to be honest with you. It's not right to abort children. It's religiously and morally wrong. It's murder and it's not right.
Asides for the fact that abortion is wrong, it can also be detrimental to the health of the lady and sometimes it could be fatal. So I won't advice you to abort the pregnancy. Besides this isn't a decision you should take on your own.

You just gonna have to tell your parents. That's the best thing. They are not going to kill you. They would scold you and probably punish you, but they still love you and have your interest at heart. Talk to your mum. Present the matter to her in a mature way, and be prepared for what would come after that. She would get mad and angry and emotional, but after few days, she would come along. She is a woman like you. If after you present the matter to your parents and they insist you abort it, then you have no choice. You aren't going to raise the child alone. But I don't think they would. I don't think any parent would want their child to abort a pregnancy.
If they tell you to keep it, I am sure they would proffer ideas and solutions on how you would go about the whole pregnancy issue including sorting things out with the guy who impregnated you.

You made a mistake, I get it. Everyone makes mistakes at some point in their lives, what's important is that we all learn from these mistakes. Don't worry, it's all right. Everything is okay.

You are just 21 and you have your whole life in front of you. Don't let this discourage you in anyway. It's just a little set back, but don't let it stand as a hindrance to you striving to achieve your dreams and goals in life.

It's alright.

. . . Shortlists 447 contacts, records 14 suspected cases

The Lagos State Commissioner for Health, Dr. Jide Idris has said that out of the three confirmed cases of Lassa Fever, one dead victim was expected to be buried later yesterday, noting that the State has recorded 14 suspected cases of Lassa Fever as at January 21.

He added that the Ministry has shortlisted 447 contacts of the confirmed cases and 438 (98 per cent) of the contacts who are currently being monitored.

Idris who was giving update on the Lassa Fever outbreak in the state along with and the Lagos State Commissioner for Environment, Dr. Babatunde Adejare, yesterday, at Alausa Secretariat to journalists, said: “Three of the suspected cases were confirmed positive of Lassa Fever. One case was confirmed on January 15 and two cases were confirmed on January 18. Eight suspected cases tested negative, while we are awaiting results for the remaining three suspected cases.”
Speaking on the late victim, who was expected to be buried later yesterday, the Lagos Ministry of Health helmsman said that it was a 51-year-old man who lived in Ilasan, Lekki and returned from Edo where he attended a wedding ceremony on December 28, last year.
According to the Commissioner, the late patient was initially admitted at Divine Medical Centre in Ikoyi on January 12, 2016 and referred to Mainland Hospital Yaba early January 18, 2016 and later died at 2pm same day before the result of the laboratory test that confirmed him positive of Lassa Fever was received.
He said: “The dead victim will be buried today after due consultation with the family and has been kept in the morgue in leak proof body bag.”
Giving breakdown of the Lassa Fever cases in Lagos, he said the first confirmed case at Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LUTH) and listed the contact line as follows; Ifako Ijaiye; 100, Mushin; 18, Alimosho; 42 and Kosofe; one with a sub-total of 160.
Further giving breakdown, he added that contacts being monitored are as follows; Ifako Ijaiye- 91; Mushin – 18, Alimosho- 42; Kosofe- 1, with a sub-Total of 151
For cases two at Mainland General Hospital the contacts line listed is Eti-Osa- 66 and the contact line being monitored is at Eti-Osa- 66, with a sub- Total: 66.
“Case three, Mainland General Hospital, the contact line listed is at Amuwo: 220 and the contact being monitored is at Amuwo: 220, Sub-Total: 220. The over cases, total figure for both contacts line listed is 447 and contacts being monitored is put at 438.” he added.
The health Commissioner also stated that the Ministry has established an Emergency Operations Centre( EOC) and holds a daily briefing meeting at 6pm in the conference room of the ministry.
He requested for more Ribavirin injection and tablets and other items from the Federal Ministry of Health, adding that there is need for step up on community sensitization intervention.

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