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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dangote Refinery Is Recruiting, Closes On 15th August by ascendo(m): 4:42pm On Jan 12, 2016
hamzeiy:
helloo guyz..i was called by this lady from dangote asking me to confirm my mail,name,course,,state of origin and place of residence..i asked if i should be expecting anything from them .she said hopefully..HAS any one been called as such? as my profile still reads awaiting schedule interview since november 2015.any help here would be gratelly appreciated
pls what's your background? Mech, Elect?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016/2017 Chevening Scholarship Applicants. by ascendo(m): 11:56am On Jan 11, 2016
Stevostical:
ElDeeVee my boss has answered you but lemme add something, apart from the fact that it cannot be used in place of IELTS, it's not accepted by chevening, the only acceptable tests are IELTS, TOEFL, CAE ie Cambridge & PEARSON PTE academic test.
alright: thanks... I can't write the two the same yr!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016/2017 Chevening Scholarship Applicants. by ascendo(m): 10:44pm On Jan 10, 2016
Can GRE be used in place of IELTS?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016/2017 Chevening Scholarship Applicants. by ascendo(m): 10:42pm On Jan 10, 2016
Can GRE be used in place of IELTS?
Stevostical:
To my little understanding, the believe is that after the reading and stuff, we will be graded and given marks based on our reference, motivation, leadership and all those answers, and relevance to their selected important areas for our country, then pass it down to the local *British* Embassy in your country for shortlistment, those with a high score or thereabouts will be shortlisted for interview then they trim it further after the interview (I also believe the interview will be in two batch, *I might be wrong on that though). The whole stuff is based on merit to me. After submitting your application, everything boils down on luck and most importantly God's grace and favour, my little opinion though. Happy waiting all, I will also advise we start making application to our university as some of them have deadline for application. Once again please anyone that picked University of Birmingham should please notify me. Thanks for your time.
EducationRe: 2016 PTDF Overseas Scholarship- Check If You Are Shortlisted For Exam by ascendo(m): 9:16am On Jan 07, 2016
walexy5050:
You won't need it until u made the final list but it is better to have it a conditional admission letter with you...cheers
pls can you help me with the past questions @ okolicn@gmail.com? Thanks in anticipation
BusinessRe: Cosmas Maduka Covers Forbes Magazine by ascendo(m): 8:06am On Dec 10, 2015
ibedun:
THE SAME THIEF WHO SOLD THE NON EXISTENT BULLET PROOF BMW TO MADAM AVIATION STEALER ODUAH? This guy is a crook and he makes money not from a group of successful people but to the renegades robbing our treasury stealing from the masses and our unborn children.

COSMAS the thief specialises in selling over priced highly expensive car to our local, state and federal treasury looters.

People who adds little to no value to their fatherland ....... And he is a mere Igboman the SW. He is a nobody!!!
ignorance is actually a disease! Nigerians like luxury and comfort. His range of products starts from 2.5M to like 200M. So as long as you can afford any, go for it. If you see a car, whose 12cylinder engine alone goes for nothing less than 5M, talkless to the turbochargers, transmission, abs system, then the bulletproof tech, what do you think the price will be? 150k I guess... grow up! Nigeria has a very ripe market as long as luxury is concerned! The man is tapping his wealth through satisfying that market and you are beefing him... watch your tongue, it may soon grow hairs...
BusinessRe: Cosmas Maduka Covers Forbes Magazine by ascendo(m): 7:59am On Dec 10, 2015
walexbiz:
But were indicted for selling bulletproof cars to another igbo aviation minister over the market price
shut up and talk of what you know. Those two cars stand at 109M each at outright sale. But as long as you're leasing them, you will pay higher cus the company will be the one to bear the maintenance cost. He was awarded the contract and he supplied the cars, collected his money: shekinah
BusinessRe: Cosmas Maduka Covers Forbes Magazine by ascendo(m): 7:55am On Dec 10, 2015
menix:
A real entrepreneur, thou he is the world most Stingy man..

He man has so diversified..
Soon we will see coscharis Rice, hope FG helps the local rice industry..

His vehicle assembling plant is almost complete...

Nwoke Nnewi Onye Uwa Mmebi..
He has started assembling FORD, His Rice project has started producing in Anambra state...He is building another Assembly Plant in Awoyaya-Ibeju Lekki! That's the update. But he isn't that stingy as you said, I worked for him and I know him more that you do. Just that to benefit heavily, you have to be...
PoliticsRe: 500 Boko Haram Prisoners To Return To Nigeria by ascendo(m): 9:17am On Dec 09, 2015
Trooping in...
PoliticsRe: #team Sai Buhari Or #team Change Buhari by ascendo(m): 7:29pm On Nov 20, 2015
yes! Face front joor.... The first elected President to pick INEC chairman from his tribe... That is a great Change... Change Change Change... Vote for change!
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Really Life After Death? by ascendo(m): 2:20pm On Nov 01, 2015
johnydon22:


Intelligence according to you is to judge it according to human perception of what intelligence is.

Humans have a highly developed brain that gives them a highly cognitive and reasoning ability and also gives them a highly imaginative ability.

Our intelligence or any of these abilities you think is outstanding doesn't make us superior to other animals..


-Pegerine falcons can fly at a neck breaking distance of 387km/h does this ability make it superior to man?

- A cheetah can spot a prey 5km away, elephant can communicate in ultrasonic methods, platypus possess electro perceptive abilities, or a spider that can see on infrared mode ... You can not do any of these, but these abilities does not make them superior.

We are all natural inhabitants of this planet and natural manifestation is diverse.... We all are neighbouring life forms sharing this world..





Clamoring for another life gives you a sense of responsibility? ..lol..

This can only be asserted by one who lack independent basis for human ethical interactions.

The greed of another life is greed in every sense, it makes one pay little mind to what he has in a wishful clamor for another.
A child who has not finished eating a biscuit and asking for more that is not there is a greedy one.

Your greedy chase of another life can only diminish your ability to live this one and you end up having not lived any at all...




..LOL.. Proof of water is water itself, Proof of money is money itself.

Proof of a flying pink diamond unicorn is the unicorn itself... not my yearn to ride one.

All the things you know exists is because you have seen them exists, you wouldn't be yearning for money if nobody ever told you there was.

You yearn for another life is because someone told you there is and not an innate human quality and this clamor to get another life is proof of your GREEDY chase of more life when you have not finished living the one you have.

There was no You before this body, what ever makes you think there will still be a you after it, i must say really got you swimming hard in wishful hopes.




Yeah just like me desiring to possess bending abilities like Avatar means bending abilities exists. . . Stop assuming up qualities for human nature..


And we are not the only beings to possess such.

A bird can build a nest so precisely and accurate according to what it wants, Termites built ant hills long before humans built houses.

creative abilities is not a trade mark of humans only…



Yearning or desiring for something that one knows for sure is there, is one thing.

Yearning or desiring for something imagined up is another.... Just like me yearning to have bending abilities like avatar characters doesn't make it existential in actuality but only in concepts.

Afterlife concepts are there your yearning for these concepts is not proof of their existence in actuality ..
oh! I so much like your points, they seem constructive but have you asked yourself how this life started. If human life started at a point, then what has been in existence before then?

You've made your points by comparing human beings with animals, very good comparison but you got it wrong. Some of them are mammals like human beings but there're so many differences...

Of a truth: it's not fable nor moonlight story. This life is just a passage to eternity. There is a life beyond the tomb.
PoliticsRe: Confirmation Of Rotimi Amaechi And Other Ministerial Nominees by ascendo(m): 9:35am On Oct 30, 2015
vamsexy:
Dey do,like u,$$$u just noticed....I as long as dey call my country zoo....dey are worse dan a pit...and am sure u will hold ur nose wen ever u are close to a smellin pit ryt?....I jus Hate dem and won't stop hating all of dem...bastardsssss.
KEEP HATING PEOPLE THAT GOD BLESSED! Just your name tells me who you are: SEXOBJECT! Everywhere the IGBOS go as long as its a part of the earth, they keep soaring higher!


"Njideka Akunyili Crosby is the 2015 winner of the tenth annual Joyce Alexander Wein Artist Prize. The Studio Museum in Harlem made the announcement on Monday, October 26, revealing that it was bestowing its Wein Prize – a $50,000 award won in the past by esteemed artists like Lorna Simpson, Glenn Ligon and Trenton Doyle Hancock – to the Nigerian-born painter who has lived and worked in the United States for many years.

According to Randy Kennedy in the New York Times, the prize – established by George Wein, a founder of the Newport Jazz Festival, in honor of his wife, Joyce Alexander Wein, a trustee of the museum who died in 2005 – has been given every year since 2006 to established or emerging African-American artists.

Ms. Crosby, 32, who recently moved to Los Angeles, has become known for large-scale paintings that depict African and American domestic scenes. The scenes are visually complicated with collage elements drawn from Nigerian lifestyle magazines, her own photo albums and the Internet, works that, as Smithsonian Magazine wrote,
"explore a complex topic – the tug she feels between her adopted home in America and her native country."

Ms. Crosby’s work has recently been featured in a solo show at the Hammer Museum in Los Angeles and was included in the New Museum’s 2015 Triennial. The prestigious Victoria Miro gallery in London began to represent Ms. Crosby earlier this year, and her work is now the subject of anexhibition at the gallery, organized by the critic Hilton Als.

Thelma Golden, the Studio Museum’s director, said Ms. Crosby was chosen because of her work’s “great innovation and promise” and also because she “truly represents the global nature of the Studio Museum’s mission and reach.”"
Jobs/VacanciesGraduate Engineering Trainee At Olam Nigeria Limited by ascendo(op): 7:50pm On Oct 22, 2015
The Engineering Trainee program is designed to equip young Engineers with the skills required to ensure efficient support for all engineering activities. Successful candidates will undergo a structured training program which will include intensive classroom training as well as internships to key factories in our business. They will also be expected to handle assigned projects as part of their classroom training. 

Areas of Specialization: 
o   Mechanical Engineering 
o   Electrical Engineering 
o   Instrumentation Engineering 
o   Food Science and Technology
o   Materials Engineering 
o   Food Engineering
Class of Degree: First class and Second class upper and candidates must have completed the 1 year NYSC scheme.
(Master's degree is an added advantage)
Age: Less than 27 years
http://e-recruiter.ng/vacancy/details/6195

Application closing date: 31st October, 2015.
Car TalkCASTROL ENGINE OIL Re-launched Into The Nigerian Market. by ascendo(op): 9:03am On Oct 15, 2015
The world leading brand of engine oil: CASTROL was yesterday, the 14th day of October re-launched into the Nigerian Market at the Head office of the Motor Mechanics and Technician Association of Nigeria (MOMTAN) Head Office at Sura Obalende, Lagos Island Lagos. This was done By Castrol BP in Collaboration with ETERNA PLC.
The Vice President of Castrol; Mr Mandhir Singh who unveiled the products gave his assurance that Nigerian will henceforth partake in the benefits of using world best brand engine oil. Castrol has come a long way as its recommended by most Auto Manufacturers like Audi, Landrover, BMW, Volkswagen, Jaguar among others. Its presence in the Nigerian market is of a great significance as all the products are anti-sludge...
Also; like you can like our page at www.facebook.com/castrollubricantsng, and can also indicate interest in becoming a Castrol distributor anywhere in Nigeria.

Get into your AutoSHop today, Request for Castrol... You wont regret you did!!!

PoliticsRe: The Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 8:31pm On Sep 07, 2015
MNDY:
Guy, what is your facebook name for me to add you. I love interacting with fans of GAME OF THRONES on my favourite subliminal scenes from this excellent and second to none series
add ...with 'Ubosic Chuks Buhari'
PoliticsRe: The Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 6:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
CC...lalasticlala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Another Strike At Nigerdock by ascendo(m): 5:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
huhmmmm... even in NIGERDOCK?
PoliticsRe: The Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 10:36am On Sep 05, 2015
hinwazaka:
Just like Theon Greyjoy( prince of winterfell) in the Game of Thrones, PMB has come to conquer with the support of his misguided ironborn crew, only to end up being castrated by the bastard, Ramsey, scion of lord Bolton. After his disastrous tenure, we will know him by a new name: DMB.
my hand no dey ooo...
PoliticsRe: The Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 12:36pm On Sep 04, 2015
yanabasee:
Sai your head de dia!
lols...
PoliticsRe: The Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 11:28am On Sep 04, 2015
yanabasee:
Sai baba
Sai Dauran-slow poke
Sai I wail pass you
Sai naija on one chance
Sai I will probe the probables
Sai I have lied and will keep lying
Sai I be hypocrite
Sai I corrupt pass GEJ
Sai Amaechi cannot be probe
Sai Atiku is a saint
Sai OBJ is Allah's grandchild.
Sai tongue grin
lols... sai the pregnant woMAN that never puts to bed...
PoliticsRe: The Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 11:09am On Sep 04, 2015
c/o: lalasticlala, do the needful! FP
PoliticsThe Prince Of Daura... By Ubosic Chuks! by ascendo(op): 11:07am On Sep 04, 2015
"Prince Of Daura.
.
Is there any man as comely
As the prince of Daura?
Tell me oh daughter,
Thoughts of him makes me happy.
.
Is there any as mighty as him
Our prince with integrity
Our land has he come to redeem
From the monsters of poverty.
.
The ladies call him their boo
For he is endearing to them
Even the older women too
They gladly bear his emblem.
.
Our prince is relentless
In that which he believes
He fought and was tireless
Now, in our hearts, he lives.
.
He is the hope of our land
The sun we sought to shine
Change trails his command
We know, we've seen the sign!
.
Who is like our prince of Daura
Our mighter conquerer
Our dear redeemer
May he reign longer!"

PoliticsRe: Details Of Goodluck Jonathan's Assets by ascendo(m): 10:08am On Sep 04, 2015
hinwazaka:
GEJ's assets declaration, despite some flaws, was a more holistic account of all his assets. The bolded, was the main attraction, in which he disclosed his total worth in shares, not just giving us what company he has invested in, but the amount of shares, he has with each company. The fact is that, both him, Yaradua and PMB, all gave us a portion of what they are truly worth, but the difference is that GEJ, gave us the most accurate account, while PMB, under pressure, gave us a Clear misrepresentation of his true worth, with errors and omissions noticeable to even the blind
JUST MY POINT,...sips some coffee and keeps watching!
PoliticsRe: Details Of Goodluck Jonathan's Assets by ascendo(m): 8:55am On Sep 04, 2015
...roughly N58 Million in cash? after being the governor and deputy governor. Lemme wait for the values of the orchard, farmland and all those houses that baba has!
Jokes EtcRe: When You Are Tired Of Staying In Lagos by ascendo(m): 12:01am On Aug 19, 2015
ozy4christ:
Lol, it is well
Ozioma send a mail to me asap, by today
PoliticsRe: xxxx by ascendo(m): 6:16pm On Aug 15, 2015
FTC
PoliticsRe: xxxx by ascendo(m): 6:16pm On Aug 15, 2015
MIPNIG:
It is very unfortunate what the Nigerian media have become and pathetic how mainstream media have turned their channels into mere tabloids for peddling falsehood and rumours.
Having had a conversation with informed sources within the NNPC over the libellous allegation that Ibe Kachikwu spared one Engr. Gbenga Olu Komolafe from being sacked on the grounds of being his friend. I can authoritatively inform Nairalanders that Ibe Kachikwu - GMD NNPC before his appointment never met Komolafe in person or on any other note; be it formal or otherwise.
I equally gathered that Komolafe is making useful input on the on-going investigation within the NNPC and it will be foolhardy to fire a snitch like Komolafe who has been making useful contribution on what transpired in the NNPC in the last six years. One thing is certain; Komolafe survived the hacking because he made and has continue to make useful contributions on shady transactions within the NNPC.
The foregoing assertion cannot be anything short of the truth because if Komolafe was ever the GMD’s friend:
• why would he be removed from his lucrative position as GGM Crude Oil Marketing Division (COMD)?
• Why was he rumoured to have been made GED Commercials and Investment (C&I) only to be sent to the cooler – GGM Special Duties; a position that never existed before now?
Ibe Kachikwu does not know Komolafe from adam and I have no doubt that Komolafe has a date with history.
FTC...but we too like story telling: all I'm hoping to see or experience is the ban on refined petroleum products importation
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Man On Heat by ascendo(m): 3:26pm On Aug 14, 2015
ozy4christ:
ok but please I don't kw wats wrong wit my email o, I will see the email notification but won't see any thing. wen opened. l don't kw to do
OK... BUT TRY
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Man On Heat by ascendo(m): 12:24pm On Aug 14, 2015
WE will be discussing tru email
ozy4christ:
bsc in biology
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Man On Heat by ascendo(m): 12:07pm On Aug 14, 2015
WHAT DISCIPLINE IF I MAY ASK?
ozy4christ:
my dear, u won't understand o, help me with one o, if u have o
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Man On Heat by ascendo(m): 9:37am On Aug 14, 2015
orchmani:
Mugu!make we clap for u say u carry free fruits run na abi? U shud have rejected it or over pay him and leave d change for him if u really wana claim to be a big grl....since u noticed his condition.....I hate people taking advantage of others due to what nature has installed in us...u better return his stuff nw..if d man enter u 2mrw by force u'll ope ur dirty mouth talk say en rape u while u knw ur owing him.....grow up grl!!it wasn't his fault rather nature made it so,since u cnt gv him what he wants u shud hv rejected his gifts so someoda grl whoz willing to gv him what he wants can value his gifts...I rest my case.
May God have mercy on you and give you self control. Nature gave you that and gave you self control as well: that's why you are not a dog or goat. I'm sorry if I sound insultive...
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Man On Heat by ascendo(m): 9:33am On Aug 14, 2015
ozy4christ:
some thing like dat
always online: job search tins I guess...

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