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Politics › Re: Corruption Alert: What Is Happening To The Excess Crude Account? by ashjay001(m): 7:02am On Dec 06, 2017
Mynd44:
1. Nigeria does not produce 2.2 MBD
2. The extra funds (if any) is shared according to FAAC to states and local governments
Weldone bro.

But, d truth is, d excess crude acct is illegal! No Nigerian law backs it, n Pmb wont be a party to such!
Politics › Re: The Real Story Of The Numan Herdsmen Attack In Adamawa by ashjay001(m): 6:52am On Dec 06, 2017
This country is fvcked!shocked
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Wizkid Performing In Botswana Despite News Of A Poor Turnout by ashjay001(m): 12:05am On Dec 06, 2017
LesbianBoy:
Photoshop
U get eye o, my bro.

How come d sits are all emptyhuh! So, of all that crowd, non climbed d bleachers?!


Inbtw, e no concern me abeg!
Politics › Re: Could President Buhari Be Spotting An Extremely Low IQ? by ashjay001(m): 8:41pm On Dec 05, 2017
ReubenE:
My brother, look beyond the limit you have set for yourself.
This is not a struggle between one & two, like you want to make it look.

Jonathan is not a template to assess Buhari's IQ, don't forget that.

Good evening
Dont throw stones if u live in a glass house! Age long adage, still relevant today!

A lot of posters on ds thread, questioning Pmb's IQ, are dunces themselves!tongue

Good nite
Politics › Re: Could President Buhari Be Spotting An Extremely Low IQ? by ashjay001(m): 8:34pm On Dec 05, 2017
CharlotteFlair:
Stop derailing the thread. You can open another thread for that. Is Buharis IQ low or non-existent?
If u cant discern my ans frm all d sh*t I wrote up there, then u need to question ur own IQ!
Politics › Re: Could President Buhari Be Spotting An Extremely Low IQ? by ashjay001(m): 7:22pm On Dec 05, 2017
ReubenE:
What you submitted above is a prehistoric mind set.

Does leading intelligent people automatically equate to the leader being intelligent? I believe no one needs to answer this for you.

Go back, read and assimilate carefully, then answer the OP's question.

Who even told you the people you mentioned above don't doubt his IQ?
Your position shows you don't have a firm grasp of how the system works.

Buhari has a low IQ
Lol!



Show me ur friends n i'll tell u, who u are!


Fools will always surround themselves with fools! And, I hope, u're not confusing illiteracy with IQ?


U might be illiterate, yet still av high IQ! The only fools I see in pmb's clique, are that Kyari, Dauda, Babachir, Baru, Onyema.


I'm having a had job, bringing up brainiacs, from d buffoons govtgringrin Dont dare mention NOI! Maybe Adesina sha!
Romance › Re: Guys, have You Ever Fallen In Love With A Below Average Looking Girl? by ashjay001(m): 6:59pm On Dec 05, 2017
Hankcc:
Guys, have you ever fallen in love with a girl who is by all accounts was below average looking only to fall out of love and then realize how blind and foolish you were? How did you feel about this when the false lens of love was removed from your eyes and you could now see her real image? Did it make you feel bad about yourself?

And just to clarify for those who don't understand what I mean by below average looking. What I mean is a girl who if you were to rate her looks on a scale of 1 - 10, you'd give her at best a 5 or lower. I consider 6 to be average looking.
Had one in school then! Ugly, slim n short as feck! Used to sneak out of her room at 4am, so niggas wont see megringringrin Brilliant mind though, that attracted me! When I tried shaking her off, n she was looking for me, all over school!shocked Damn!gringringringringrin


Guess what, she grew up n she's now an attractive lady, well put together! And, still brilliant, quite successful too!tongue


Unfortunately, unmarried! Guys cant deal with her brains, too smart to be played. My kind of woman, n I missed out due to looks!
Politics › Re: Trump's Destruction Of Democratic Values by ashjay001(op): 5:17pm On Dec 05, 2017
E be like say Trump don enter one chance o, finally! Or, can he do a Saraki, n escape all these chaoshuh!


https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/a-bold-new-legal-defense-for-trump-presidents-cannot-obstruct-justice/2017/12/04/b95cb262-d91c-11e7-a841-2066faf731ef_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_whobstruct-740pm-1%3Ahomepage%2Fstory


But Trump’ s personal lawyer John Dowd sought to excuse the president ’ s tweet in part by telling Axios and NBC News on Monday that the “president cannot obstruct justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under [ the Constitution’ s Article II ] and has every right to express his view of any case . ”
Dowd declined to elaborate on his theory or explain the emerging legal strategy to The Washington Post .
Inside the White House, some senior officials were baffled that Dowd publicly offered this interpretation of the law , which has been advanced since the summer by constitutional scholar Alan Dershowitz in defense of Trump but flatly dismissed by many other legal scholars.
Family › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by ashjay001(m):
HARDDON:
Mehn! My ribs hurt eyes teary!

These kinda words have made alot timid, lack self confident, withdrawn, razz and the likes.
If only they know words are seeds....
So on point! Psychological block!



My dad called me n my den babe to d sitting room, n told her, my son is not going to marry u o, he has not finished higher education n if he gets u pregnant, u're both on ur own!shocked



I no see that babe pant till we grew apartgringringrin



Since then(that was d turning point, I lost my fear of him), I only collected school fees! Took care of every other sh*t myself! 19yrs after, he complains, I'm d only one of his kids who disobeys himgringringrin
Agriculture › Re: My Little Ginger Sack Farm In The South East by ashjay001(m): 3:52pm On Dec 05, 2017
Pavore9:
Yes even right there in Lagos.
Whats d market like? Can jam be locally produced? Do u av pics of a flowering plant in naija?
Celebrities › Re: Alao Malaika Opens N200m Lekki Mansion On Sunday (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 3:36pm On Dec 05, 2017
pinkyruledworld:
Sometimes, rating a building like this is not just about how much u erect the building. The land, building and things inside (furnitures, appliances, etc) are somewhat part of it
Tanx bro. I know.


But, speaking for myself, if I'm gonna spend 200m om my personal living space, somthing like what Timaya did, should be more like it!grin
Celebrities › Re: Alao Malaika Opens N200m Lekki Mansion On Sunday (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 3:33pm On Dec 05, 2017
bakynes:
I bet guys like you don't live in Lagos and has never been to Lagos before so pls shout your mouth up.
Lol!


gringringrin


Actually, part of a royal family in lagos!? Oya talk another onegrin


When I make my 200m, I wont build such sh*t!? Have u seen real mansions? Do u see it disfigured with exposed conduits n a/c, all over?


How does d aesthetics, of d house come out?
Romance › Re: How Can A Woman Be Corrected Maturely, Excluding Beating! by ashjay001(m): 3:27pm On Dec 05, 2017
donstan18:
it's no news to us that the issue of beating and stabbing of spouse has risen beyond control, and we'v been seeing some comments detesting and condemning such act which you and I know that it's quite wrong!



Now, I'm like..

Which other good and wise way can a woman be treated, handled and corrected when she misbehave or show a violent signal.


Ladies can contribute as well!
Just marry a lady that understands english with high IQ!


When u tell her to just shut d hell up, n she does, why would u need to beat herhuh!


When u pick ur shirt n leave or refuse her meals, she tends to come down from her high horse n seeks a compromise, wtf would u then beat her d next time sh*t goes downhuh!


When u dont also flare up unnecessarily, over sundry offences, why would things escalate to dishing out a/any beatingshuh!



Just pray u marry a smart lady! One who knows when to take a stand n when to just stfu!grin



Some ladies actually love n instigate d beatings, but dont know d meaning of bdsm!grin
Romance › Re: Good Morning, Nairaland Here Is My Morning Story by ashjay001(m): 3:15pm On Dec 05, 2017
lovely17:
I swear I hate banks how will I have money with you and I can't withdraw it what nonsense

That charge you ridiculously for ridiculous things
even simply checking your own account balance they charge you
Since have started banking I would have lost at least 5k
5k ke? GTB once credited me 10k!? I no ask anybody, I just sama am!?grin


Been charging me 400naira min for mnthly maintenance since forever! Was quite surprised when I received less than a 100 alert, for nov sef!?
Celebrities › Re: Alao Malaika Opens N200m Lekki Mansion On Sunday (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 3:04pm On Dec 05, 2017
itsIYKE:
200 million naira for this?......if you don't sue the contractor I will sue him on your behalf angry angry
Exactly, my tots! 200m to build ds ugly sh*thuh! With a/c disfiguring everywhere?!


Na local singer get am sha!? Though, pple who should know better too, do d same sh*t!



How can u even put open windows, on a house worth 200mhuh! With conduits, disfiguring everywhere?!


I never hama like dat sha, but I cant use my 200m to build that!
Education › Re: Toluwalase Awoyemi Wins N72 Million 2018 Rhodes Scholarship (Pics) by ashjay001(m): 2:49pm On Dec 05, 2017
Why them come worwor like dshuh! Both present n past winners, abi slay kings n queens no dey win nitongue



Congrats to them, wishing them d best!
Politics › Re: NAFDAC Confiscates Over N5m Products In Abia by ashjay001(m): 2:08pm On Dec 05, 2017
agbangam:
Dem and fake things.... Abet who get dat coach wey dust his hands
Mention name, if u get liver!tongue
Celebrities › Re: #EndSARSBrutality: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Narrates How He Was "Chased & Shot At" by ashjay001(m): 1:42pm On Dec 05, 2017
KehnnyCares:
Where's NwaAmaikpe sef
Ur quote though, so on point! Quite a lonely road!
NYSC › Re: Corper Dresses Her Daughter In NYSC Uniform As They Step Out For CDS by ashjay001(m): 1:38pm On Dec 05, 2017
If them detain d baby for impersonation now, pple go dey vextongue


















Na yoke ogringringrin Beautiful baby! I really need to av a baby girl sha.
Agriculture › Re: My Little Ginger Sack Farm In The South East by ashjay001(m): 1:24pm On Dec 05, 2017
coolie1:
farming na very lucrative business oh

but I no get the power
Inside sack fa?
Politics › Re: Gwarzo: Adeosun Shielding Oando From Forensic Audit – Shareholders by ashjay001(m): 10:08am On Dec 05, 2017
I hope wailers get to read thishuh! Na SS they stand up for hausa-fulani now o!



Though, I expect Adeosun to have released a strongly worded statement, if truly she's was being altruistic, in suspending d nigga.
Politics › Re: Fayose Quiet All Of A Sudden by ashjay001(m): 10:04am On Dec 05, 2017
slimjohn2k5:
Can someone please update us on our major opposition to the APC government? Mr Ayodele Fayose.

Or is he planning to go to APC?
E be like say u no read d coded threat, wey efcc send amhuh!gringringrin



Chill, e go soon gather courage again, pple like am no know when to shut up!shocked
Politics › Re: Could President Buhari Be Spotting An Extremely Low IQ? by ashjay001(m):
SalamRushdie:
But seriously everythin about the man points towards lower intelligence
Not being vindictive, but I believe, u're d one with d low IQ!



U've allowed subjectivity, to becloud ur reasoning!



He leads men like Osinbajo, Enemelah, Fashola, etc If u dont doubt their IQ, and they dont doubt their boss's IQ, what does that tell u?


This present executive shows more respect to their principal, than d past admin.


U dont av to call a dog a bad name, just so u can kill it! Just kill it, its allowed!



U can hate him, wish him death n all, but dont label him wrongly!
Celebrities › Re: Cameron Okoye Makes It Into "Fc Barcelona Lagos" Team After The Tryout (photo) by ashjay001(m): 9:48am On Dec 05, 2017
Foxrain:
How many families have kids that can actually play football?
Exactly my point!
Cameron sure has some innate skills.


Throw my two boys(5 n 8yrs) a ball, n d way they'll hit it(even with extra coaching otongue), will make a football lover weepgringringrin






Chai, broken dreams of a fathergringringrin
Politics › Re: When Nnamdi Kanu Was Hitting So Hard On FG by ashjay001(m): 9:44am On Dec 05, 2017
EricIyke:
When Nnamdi Kanu was hitting it so hard on FG, OHANEZE become so relevant and important to the ruling class and the media.
Nwodo was a sought after for interviews.
OHANEZE thought it was about them, over rated themselves with the thinking they have arrived in the Nigerian scheme of things. They talked tough on restructure, FG gave them a listening ear and was bending towards restructure. They thought the oligarchy tilting towards restructure was their making not knowing it was about
choosing the lesser evil. Instead of giving their Malcolm X (Nnamdi Kanu) a cover up and continue to use him to bargain for restructure, they thought he was their stumbling block, they planned with the enemy and knocked him off the way.
To their own amazement, the OHANEZE relevancy disappeared with Nnamdi Kanu.
No media remembers Nwodo's name, the restructure that was all over the place faded away.
Lesson: Never join hands with the enemy to destroy your own, no matter the circumstance.
From Freddie I. Ude
True! Most of our leaders lack ideas on how to be relevant in d scheme of things!




They can still take d stage, probably think they've made enough already! Fools!
Literature › Re: How An Encounter With A Marijuana Smoker Helped Solved My Problem- Johnspeak by ashjay001(m): 9:40am On Dec 05, 2017
Ayemileto:
??

I'm here to read what you learn.

What's the exact point the post is trying to make?


Just wasted my time.
(After his teachings, I began to understand that most of the things we are going through are meant to prepare us for the big task ahead.
Life is a school and whether we will graduate is left to us. When a man graduates from the school of life, even nature will have no other choice than to favour him and his course. Graduates of the school of life don't run after material things, things run after them. You may not understand now, but as time goes on you will.)


Since u lack comprehension, make I epp u! Up there, is what he learnt.
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Celebrities › Re: Cameron Okoye Makes It Into "Fc Barcelona Lagos" Team After The Tryout (photo) by ashjay001(m): 9:34am On Dec 05, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Anybody can make it into That school once you can pay thier 1.5 million a year school fees
Do u realise how many families can afford 1.5m in lagos? With how lucrative soccer playing is, that boy, got admission on merit!tongue
Politics › Re: Corruption Fight: You Can Never Satisfy Nigerians – Buhari by ashjay001(m): 9:26am On Dec 05, 2017
Atiku2019:

$2k per post? grin grin Lie Mohammed
Person cannot satisfy nigerians o!


U claimed he's being paid, he accepted n told u his package, yet u doubt himhuh!tongue
Romance › Re: Question For Guyz by ashjay001(m): 2:38pm On Dec 04, 2017
phintohlar:
holy mary
Mother of God wink














gringringrin
Crime › Re: Female Kidnapper Caught In Oyo, Stripped Unclad By Mob (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 11:11am On Dec 04, 2017
python1:
Actually, what she was accused of is a very serious one, but why can't they simply take her to the police for proper investigation? This is wrong.
Nigerian police n proper investigation, are not synonymous!
Business › Re: Forex Reserves Gain $455m In One Week Amid Intervention by ashjay001(m): 11:05am On Dec 04, 2017
smithsydny:
have u eaten today? Go get some food foody tongue
Olodo! U complained abt food nahuh!

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