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pryme:
If one hair is touched on the Presidents head, then the Ibos residing in the north? well...

It wont be pretty.

I just dont get, what they use for brains!


After finishing visitors in d north, abokis dont discriminate southerners, then d trailer loads of killers would start pouring into d region! Fulani herdsmen will become child's play!

To imagine, some pple actually fall victim!

No single, happening uncle/guy u can go bunk with?

That home is toxic, u need to get out fast! And, try get a job, or any kind of training(u might need it to support urself, when u rebel). Too much time on ur hands.


Dont fecking kill urself! U've not even had sex!

vchykp:
true talk.. i no trust her with money, because if i buy her hollandia youghurt, if she dont drink it in my house, she takes it home.. shes greedy

She is hungry! U're probably her first classy bf. U can help her, just dont fall in love!


She's naive, n seems u can afford to train her

vchykp:
thanks

Probably broke, sees u're loaded n generous. Which ebinna wouldnt gv up her virginity to that?


For u to check ur cash, ur instinct doesnt trust her!

kunlesufyan:
Imagine!

His aides are fucktards!?

tuniski:
Obviously you need to expand your horizon. Sorry I can't help you now!

I just realised, u lots are professional wailers!? Just like d BMC crews are professional zombies!


I now know 3 of u to watch out for. Wailing in d face of contrary evidence!? Wtf would I need ur epp! Gerarahe!

Correct man!? How do u have access to gods n remain in poverty!

oruma19:
OK, Dr oyedepo is really doing well. Kontinu

He tried sha, taking development to his village!

anonimi:
If your Bubu and his All Poverty Congress, APC 40 cabal thieves are not capones of stealing and corruption, should he not have investigated the governors and tried them for corruption?
Like president, like governors. Plenty corruption.

U abandon commonsense, just to make a point?

Have u heard of immunity? Fayose's acct n finance commissioner were arrested, it was still u guys, masturbating all over, scream witch-hunt!


Blow whistle, una no gree, na only innuendos, una sabi!

anonimi:
States were in tatters and you dare blame Jonathan?
How old are you? Seriously!!!


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U're d immature kid(some kids are actually matured)!


We have 36 states, not counting d fct! And, u can only mention osun!


Pmb found a way to meet their needs, gej n his coordinating minister were dancing while things were burning! Less than five states were viable under d buffoon!

Eveezy:
I do not know how true this is, but this is not the right way to do things. You are committing the fallacy called "ARGUMENTUM AD MISERICORDIAM" (appeal to pity) you don't wash you dirty linen outside, this is too public for u to say this much about your family, life is never smooth, with your statements, you av accepted failure as an option. There is no one born without a talent, make use of your talent and build yourself, don't do this to your family, it's not fair. True u may need help but this is not the way

I had this mindset, then read today, he's an aspiring comedian!


Everything became clearer! Try to be funny with his predicament. Tragicomedy?


@frustratedrat, someone wants to meet ur sis, u're denying her d opportunity? Why talk abt her, if u dont want her to be assisted?

Confussion2:
I really feel pity for her cus she sees the veins on my head pop out when i'm cuming and shez like what and how exactly do u feel. I'm her first, so I understand she's inexperienced. I do the pre-intimacy thing, sometimes she squirt out of it alone. I eat her out real good but I cant seem to get or see that feeling some chicks feel when they are cuming too.Yea I have watched lots of porn vids to study how women react to orgasm.Mine woman doesnt. Sometimes I ask her if she has cum she says dont worry , like shez waiting to experience how I experience mine but cant.

I always have this this guilt like am not satisfying her whereas she does satisfy me.

Not every guy cums d way u do?! Same with d ladies, not everyone squirts, talkless of a body shaking orgasm!


She needs more experience


Probably, not every dick would make her squirt sef!

Caqar:
But cocaine isn't easy to find. Thanks sha.

What's the difference?

U said u av money, but complaining abt d difficulty of finding coke!


E be like say, u no sabi spend d money



For d beards, u can ask messi

three:
If na mouth dem dey use develop cities and nations Ambode for don find London for Lagos.

And pikin wey dem born for 2015 no for don hear sound of Generator.

Abi?! The thing sef tire person!

anonimi:
Less funds?
Dusted?
Those words seem to have taken on a new meaning with you.




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I'm sure, u're confused too!


U claim they cant be in a recession, due to the amount budgeted, yet complain abt increase in d price of commodities? Take a position n stand by it!


Under the same conditions as these, gej was owing 5mnths+ salary, owing contractors, abandoned all projects, no power, no pms, states were in tatters(some owing 9mnths salary, all staff) n more! All these, barely a year after d end of an oil boom($100+/barrel) of several years!

Pmb took a failed economy(mono economy with oil at less than $30/barrel), checked d downward spiral, stabilised it n now is trying to revive it! All, with oil still less than $60/barrel?!


Pls, u can continue with ur delusions, but, tell it to d gullible!

anonimi:
You are a learner.
Go and ask Femi Adesina, your boss how to do image laundering for the dying old soldier in Aso Rock.
Let us see who the real buffoon is.







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U're free to go round in circles! U would have been joyous, if ds admin had abandoned d project, as d initiators did, n resumed their own brand new project/s? Like wike did to d light rail project?


So far, d dying soldier is yet to disappoint, as greatly has d buffoon did! In two years, with less funds, he has dusted d nincompoop!


Take that to any bank!?

LifeIsGuhd:
Cute and married

I repeat: Married!

Then, where are their kids! Abi,no be part of being 40?

Which one come be 'monkey dey work, baboon dey chop' inside official statement!


Reads fake joor!

shallysgirl:
Didn't read the Nansense you type but saw something like "admission is competitive in the sw"
Nansense.
Now assignment :go and take a census of the numbers of Igbos and other non yorubas in your so called competitive sw universities, then you can keep shut forever.
I have no more response for a no.. NE. Ti.... Ty like you who called Moji and other reputable yorubas who schooled in the SE dullards and persons unable to compete educationally in the sw.
#tribalismcankill.

I don even forget say u dey? Knock ursef out with ignorance, how e take concern me!

Instead make u take ur small data do better thing, na quarrel u dey find up n down?



Life goes on!

GreenMavro:
My gf left a note on the fridge: this is not working, im going to my mom's house. I opened the fridge's door, the light came on,the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?

We resemble ur gf! Go ask am na

anonimi:
I am not sure that you live in our country to be talking of this government bringing us out of any dire straits. We have sunk deeper with fuel subsidy removed, stamp duty on banking transactions, recovered loot yet exchange rate is almost double what they complained about while campaigning and we are still in recession with massive unemployment instead of the jobs they promised.


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For NOI and Jonathan's record on managing the oil price collapse despite increased minimum wage from N7,500 to N18,000 and oil subsidy that the All Poverty Congress, APC liars prevented from being scrapped, read below.
Please note that was in 2013!!!




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Minimum wage is still 18k on less income, and this govt has been paying it!


Check ur post, u'll see, all tiers of govt shared 585b in 2013? This is 2017, give me 3times d govt has shared above that, since they took over in 2015! Yet, they've been paying salaries n bailing out states, paying backlogs to contractors, completing abandoned projects, starting up new projects, paying npower, schoo feeding!
All of these at double d exchange rate available then!


We thought Adesina was d pinnacle of agric progress, he has been eclipsed!


There have been no jobs in nigeria, since I was born! The oyibo man, it was, that said we were in a recession, now, he has come to say we've exited!? Why didnt u doubt him d first time?

Jobs have always been hard to come by in our country! The only difference now is; political looters have been finding it difficult to access our treasury, which inturn has reduced their spendthrift tendencies, which inturn has reduced d handouts n elephant projects they generally embarked on!

I av been noticing other countries in africa, kenya, algeria, eygpt, rwanda even ghana!? Nigeria is far behind them in physical development! Compare their rails, power, schools, infrastructures!


We failed before this govt came in, lets see if they can deliver, if not, I would be at d forefront of booting them out, should a viable candidate contest! Just dont tell me that buffoon was better!

tuniski:
Hmmmm, those are generic conduits of stealing and corruption. And to cap it, borrowing like tomorrow no dey and Nothing to show! He is the ultimate capone of corruption!

Salaries are being paid

Bailouts are being funded

Npower has been employing

Rail projects are being funded

Even if not totally eradicated, BH is being given as much as its gives, if not more

Fuel, though expensive, has been available

My power has not blinked for 3days now(dont jinx it)

We exited a recession, with oil prices still low.

Our foreign reserves are on d increase, inspite of all d low oil prices, borrowing, bailouts, paying backlogs to staff n contractors!


Wtf do u still want him to show, with limited resources!

@anonimi


The govt was vindictive! Its like pmb, sacking mama taraba n claiming that she had some explaining to do concerning some missing 11m, just after she confirmed her loyalty for atiku!


Anyone can twist d narrative, to his defence!

We can only wish for a more credible govt, but never compare d past govt favourably, with this!
That past govt, was an aberration! Within a year of d oil price collapse(2014-2015), nigeria was already in dire straits, yet it was supposedly being managed by a renowned economist(noi) n a do-gooder(gej)!

For d fact that this govt brought us out of those straits, inspite of d oil price n d debt burden, they deserve commendations n not vilification!

smulti:
He will ?

after two years, he will !!


your statement can be likened to a building structure after two years the foundation is yet to be seen
.

Trying to build a structure on an occupied land. U first have to bring down d previous structure or work with what u have

Yusfunoble:

Yoruba will say "Tina bajo ni, ti are eni lan kòkò gbòn"

Tina bajo ni, to jo omo eni, ti are eni lan koko gbo.

barapistis:
Your daughters statement conveys the atitude that she is a boss to the person she is relating to

Your statement above only show how defensive you are knowing that most children follow the character and attitudes of whoever they were brought up by,
Its better to retreat into your shell and give yourself some cane before coming to spew trash on a public forum

U probably, dont have a child yet!

McBeal10:
Your daughter asked for water so Chisom told her to come take the water only that one she talk o. then your daughter just out of nowhere said Chisom should not give her water like a dog because dogs don't drink water they lick it nawa o. you go fear conversation.

Imagination is key. Try imagine d sequence of events

tuniski:
Wake up, the capone of thieves is currently the landlord of Aso Rock.

Chill na, him never reach capone yet


He still dey pay salaries, settle contractors, recover stolen funds, increase foreign reserve, create employment, bailout states n all sorts of positive endeavours. He's still got leeway!

anonimi:
According to her words, abi?
Why did she not resign if what she is NOW saying is true at all?
Did she do anything about this story at the time?
These are the questions that someone with a brain would ask, don't you agree?
We are all witnesses to what Yar'Adua did to Ribadu at the prompting of James Ibori.
Farida should stop telling us lies.


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I never liked Farida, she disappointed d same way d buffoon did!


Someone with brain would know that, her saying anything then, was tantamount to suicide! That govt was vindictive, sanusi anyone?

If their world renowned coordinating minister of d economy n finance, could oversee such criminal looting, without resigning, whats Faridas own?

Ejanla07:
kill urself. Igbo hater.


don't forget Lagos is no man's land.

Lol



Just for posterity, u're d ones hating. I aint got time for sh*t like that!



Enjoy lagos na. No be nnewi n ko dey suffer d exodus? Why do u think, pple like me knew ur biafra was a pipe dream?


Life is hard enough, as it is, u just survive d best way u can!

Cannonleo:
I can see your the latest BMC on the block hollering on different threads, welcome to the job

BMC ke? No loyalties here! Just boredom ni!


Anti-gej, anti-ipob, anti-pdp.


U get their address? Might as well get paid