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Lisaflex:
Isn't it strange dt no one attacks Churchill(telling him 2 shut up n mv on) weneva he grants interviews talkin abt Tonto?

Most of her rants r usually in response 2 Churchill's interviews or in response 2 any1 who carries her matter on his/her head....Smhw people pretend not 2 see/look d oda way wen her attackers strike ,n den attack her wen she reacts.

I feel sorry 4 her.

Nope!?

His interviews are always in response to hers!? And, u get d sense he is trying to set d record straight, no malice!

He paid her 10m since dec, ds is d first time she is acknowledging it, but now claiming it was for d wedding expenses she incurred!? So, why has she been harping on unrefunded dowry since?

Does Tonto look like a lady u can assault n turn ur back on? D guy makes a lot of sense, Tonto is just everywhere, trying to bring a nigga down!

Adebowale89:
this lady still loves Churchill, she's only pained that the nigga no move the motion for their reconciliation


I have once dated someone like her before, I see hell, na God save me. guys abeg open ur eyes when it comes to marriage o, some ladies can shorten one lifespan without any stress


the bride price her parent returned, was it paid by LAPO on behalf of Churchill?

D guy actually moved to reconcile, but she was missing meetings, refused to accept terms n all that. Thought she had him by d balls, so he moved on!?
She still cant believe he gave up!

zaramgrand:
I don't like Churchill's shape... He must have a very tiny dick

Fortunately, no be one on tontolet's complaints.

AnanseK:
For a man having a wife is like having a slave( no insult intended) , you have to house her, feed her, cloth her and you have to bury her if she dies. When you are single you can employ services of women now and then and pay off front. You don't have to house them, feed them or cloth them. You have no responsibility for burying any of them if they die.

For d duration of that service, u house them, feed them n probably provide temporary clothing!? Maybe just temporarily, but u still do it!?

Then imagine, being unlucky enough to av one die on u?! Kamari!?

ImaIma1:
Very very true. I married a liberal minded, humble man that doesn't hold on too tightly to things that most men hold on to. Very understanding and is open to anything that makes life easy for me. All i have to do is ask and present my reasons.
A lot of men tend to be difficult and stuck in their ways and are unwilling to bend or compromise. And some women's behaviour can make their husbands lives hell.
When you have a good partner,life is good. I cannot say i have lost my freedom because I am still allowed to be me and my life is not stifled.

Thank u for understanding ur hubby n appreciating him!?

Some dont just get it!?

No matter how cheap u think it is, what abt d cost on ur wife n her health? Having to abort how many pregs!

pocohantas:
I have a question to ask.

Why is it always women giving these stories.

...When I married my husband, HE HAD NOTHING.
...When I married my husband, HIS HOUSE WAS EMPTY.
...When I married my husband, HE DIDN'T HAVE A JOB.

I rarely see men share such stories. Are men not proud of their wives post-marriage achievements?

Not d rule, but must successful ladies intimidate their partners.

U rarely see them allowing their partners to bomb too!? The guys in question live like pampered pets, which is an aberration in africa!? No self respecting man, will live off a woman!

splenzard:


the is terrible but I still find it funny

There is nothing funny abt it!? I cant even conjure a good thought!?

Castrate him


Maim him


Break his head


Lynch d f*cker


Scatter d basterd


Nothing funny abt 54 babies sexually assaulted!

RIP Hustlers!
Dont worry, d grim reaper never rests.

dollytino4real:
happy wife, happy life according to raphael in 'Rio 1' and it is the truth. when ur wife is happy she prays 4 u thrice a day and she is submissive to the core and u the man feels happy. pls add ur own

U left something out!?


Rich husband, happy wife, happy life!

indodon:
she always asking me for matches

like four times a day!!!!

Dash her a box, n always have one ready.


My neighbours are jobless guys, so dey sit at d gate n have a penchant for asking my female guests jamb questions!? No matter how frequent she is!

And meself dey avoid relating with dem, make dem no come tax me finish! Dem no sabi ask for small money! And cant stop breaking into my room!? Yet to steal cash though! U come back home from a trip, bedsheet is dirty, tv is tuned to a strange channel, gas doesnt last as long, foodstuff disappears! I need to install cctv, require irrefutable proof!

Start cooking urself. At least for a week. Whenever she brings her dish, tell her u've already made plans, and wouldnt want to throw it out.

Do it like twice. Its either she gets d message or comes close enough to be told d truth.

Well, I got 8/10. What was supposed to be d pass mark!

thesicilian:
Some "inspiring" stories are actually more like bragging.

No mind am, she could afford to buy a 2008 model car in 2008, yet she wants us to believe she started her biz with only $50 in 2012!

signature2012:
Please,if any of you know this guy called peter,kindly advice him to reconcile with paul.I pity his future without paul.

He's probably made for life! Just doing busybody ni?! How man hiphop artistes, produce good music into their 40s?

Awoof dey run belle o!

With all these ritual killings, devil sef go don tire for nigerians!?

Doesnt look on top of his job! And, naive to boot!

Maybe, we believed a myth!

freakcin:
Does that look like a video shoot session

Not knocking nobody's hustle oooh! Simply airing my views!

Doing that kind of job, without breaking a sweat! Gerarararrarararrarhe........

[quote author=tosyne2much post=61114398][/quote]My madam has two n still cant cope!? One of d reasons for our separation!?


I wonder what u guys call large sef! I actually hate that i'm large!? There are some category of ladies I dont bother approaching, no matter d mutual attraction!?

During action, u're both in bliss, after eye don clear, u fit use two to three days dey say sorry!? Them go dey complain say u don scatter d place, but dem no remember complain during action o, dem fit even ask for more sef!?

cristianisraeli:
hahahaha..na internet bi this and i can say i have a big joystick even you sef fit get pencil joystick..lol..most times having a big joystick is a curse because you cant fully bury your joystick inside the kitten..lol big joystick needs a girl with wide kitten.i have seen ladies run away from guys because they have big joysticks.a guy with big joystick shouldnt be rough on bed unless the lady will suffer and even AC no go fit cool am down.all na skill

U need access to a tiv lady or idoma!? Yet to meet one with a wide pussy!? Some's pussy are so rubberised ehn!? And can gv as much as dey get!?

If u truly have a large one, then u shud understand all wat I was trying to say, not giving fingering advise!? I resemble learner!

Most naija babes sha, too shy on bed! Tell them abt kegels n dem go dey look u wan kain!

cristianisraeli:
na you bi olodo..lol

you are inexperienced thats why you day put your prick inside tear rubber vj haba

no bi so na

na finger them they use disflower woman

i know teach you now so you wont have unsuccessful experiences again.lol

What d fuckery are u saying! Seems u're average sized!?

Have u fingered n sucked so much d babe cums n everywhere is all slippery n wet, yet u cant penetrate? Or cause so much pain u just gat to stop? Even wit additional lub?

What u now do is take ur time! She comes everyday n u move a step forward each day!? Little by little, with a willing lady, u achieve full penetration!? Or if u're both jobless, it should take u over d weekend! I hate causing pain, though some ladies love it(n I luv those ladies right back)!?

Guy, just no worry, I've said too much as it is! Ciao

cristianisraeli:
na you day inexperienced

you dont disflower a girl with your prick

you use your fingers first

using your prick to pop the cherry will inflict more pain

after your fingers don bust the apple then apply alot of lubcricant for her kitten and then apply plenty for your prick and watch how you go get freedom to navigate for the express.lol

Olodo!? U dey gv me advise on pussy matter?! Who send u?

Well, I'm large!? I've had some unsuccessful experiences!? I know to relax d pussy b4 penetration n i'm creative n open to all ideas.


When guys are happy they're large, I wonder what all d hype is abt!? Do u know how many i've had to let go?!

To me, its average, but av had oloshos changing their mind or price!? Nowadays, I'm upfront, make we no waste both our time! Even with possible dates!

And, I now know to look out for big assed babes!

Seems a lot of guy here, are inexperienced!?


I've disvirgined a lady, took me all of seven days! Yet, she never once complained abt d size n i've gone down with a mother of 3 who couldnt take me fully, doggy na die!

Some pussies are rubber band, some seem wide, esp wen d lady is highly aroused!

Just make sure u do a good job!

DeadRat:
Lol... I Think You Both Need To Chill dear

How supposed graduate no go know nomenclature? Dem still dey try educate am, she no gree?

Mynd44:
What part of it? Like I wrote a lot of things

I tot it was a single article? If not, on d tsetse fly, n d need for alternate ranching

Mynd44:
Sorry, I don't get you

I would, personally, luv to av access to d source for ur post.

Mynd44:
Shows how much you know. When the rains come, most of these nomads go up north due to the return of vegetation up north and the presence of tsetseflies down south and with the herdsmen, the criminals among them hiding and disguising as herdsmen move.

The struggle between herdsmen and farmers can only be solved when herdsmen are able to source for food without going far away. Which was why Audu Ogbeh suggested importing high quality grasses which can survive the dry season up north which prevents herdsmen from going south to bother farmers or even farmers in the north.

Putting cattle in ranches is just going to cause meat scarcity in Nigerian. Ranch them up north, no food for 6 months each year.

Ranch them in the south, tsetsefly kills substantial amounts of them. Only solution is alternative feeding
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Well written, but, if I may ask, how did u come abt ur alternate ranching?

Worksunlimited:
He didn't say.. He was too busy accusing me of been laced with juju.

He even started asking the civil defense and police men, that dey too should reason the matter, he stabbed me three good times, the knife no enter, why?

Can you imagine the fuckery?

Guy, I take God beg u, change ur mindset!?

If to say u don smash him head, how e for talk fuckery?!


U need to start fighting back!? Knife no enter, push am comot, grab chair, fan anything, scatter am!

Odawayii:
The most traumatised moment was on 9/11/2013 when my brother died right before me at Lasuth Ikeja after 23 days of sleepless nights with him in the hospital, going for dialysis at Dialysier Oshodi twice a week. Rest on Francis. The most scared moment was on 7/8/2012, when I had ruptured tube ( Ectopic pregnancy) around 11.45pm and about 3 hospitals rejected me from Mobonike Dopenu to Lasuth Ikeja down to General hospital Agege and finally Island maternity were the surgery was carried out within the space of 30 minutes because I was already weak. my BP went down as low as 55/45. I bleeded for about 3 hours, and l passed away. I thought I was dead but God being so kind brought me
back to life through praise and worship song I heard from the background. I opened my eyes and told my husband who was bedside me that I'm alive. I'm trying so hard to forget this 2 events but no way.

That mobonike, almost killed my mom!?!

Sorry for ur loss n congrats for ur life. Did u loose d child?

kodylicky:
I guess mine was watching my son die .... While the doctor's tried to revive... just noting the time life left him

It's almost 2yrs now n for those 2yrs I call his name at least 20 times a day. Sometimes I call him in my head...

Well....... I couldn't step into his room for a long time. .. I ve known labor pains but honestly it's nothing compared to the loss of a child...

It never leaves u

Sorry for ur loss.

The thought of it alone, is scary!

GloriaNinja:
lol who are the people you know?

U know na