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Politics › Re: Is Nnamdi Kanu A Coward?? by ashjay001(m): 2:05pm On Sep 27, 2017
Throwback:
A truth teller whose authority, leadership and truth is not recognised by the constitution, yet demanding like a mad man that he must be given a date for a referendum?

An illegal and bigoted usurper seeketh for a referendum date, but will have no date revealed to him except the date of his own criminal conviction.
I hail o! Such much fortitude, not to descend to his level of insults!?


Fools claiming intellectuals!? Always twisting d narrative to fit their story.

God is great, for creating men such as this, who have the amazing ability to see only that which they wish to see, to d detriment of an overall view.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is To Be Blamed For P'square Split? Peter, Paul, Jude, The Wives? (Result) by ashjay001(m): 1:51pm On Sep 27, 2017
queenfav:
Don't underestimate the power of the p***y. It has caused wars, wiped out families, led great men to their doom.All men should know this by now.
Nope! Its d power of foolish men in d hands of pussy!

Some men can withstand a booty call, its d foolish men that bring down empires, to satisfy booty!
Celebrities › Re: Who Is To Be Blamed For P'square Split? Peter, Paul, Jude, The Wives? (Result) by ashjay001(m): 1:49pm On Sep 27, 2017
Kobicove:
I suspect that Peter's wife has somehow convinced him to 'eject' Jude from the partnership...this is the genesis of the problem

It's unfair to blame only Jude for the current problems facing the group...he brought the group this far with his managerial skills
Then, he is to blame!?


He brought them this far, why is he now allowing so much rancour?
Business › Re: Calabar Monorail In Perfect Condition But No Patronage – Tinapa MD by ashjay001(m): 1:43pm On Sep 27, 2017
Sunofgod:
What a waste,,,.,..falling into ruin.
Serious waste! States wey need am, no get amhuh!

U wonder what happened to feasibility studies?
Health › Re: Boy Survives After Being Mauled By 2 Dogs Who Opened His Head. Graphic Photos by ashjay001(m): 12:52pm On Sep 27, 2017
obinna58:
I'm talking about how you narrated the story, no one can withstand the without intervening
A little kid for that matter
Don't just embellish a story and put up for the public
What kind of ....... are u?!

What do I get to gain by any embellishment? U think I wrote that for likes?!

With what I wrote abt that story, u shud realise I followed it bumper to bumper!?

PM news carried it n wrote that, everyone stood by d gate, including policemen(i remember I was mad at that, they could av used their baton). The mom was called n she came, forced her way into d compound, climbed upstairs to fight off d dogs!

U search for d story n prove me wrong!


I was very impressed with d mom, n her action stood with me for a long time. Infact, I still use it to give example of d depth of a mother's love!
Politics › Re: Widow Accuses Dare Pelemo Of Sexual Harassment by ashjay001(m): 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2017
ofuonyebi:
instead of blessing the poor woman with kindness and mercy he is harassing the poor woman for sex..

the devil will cut his penis!
Nope, d devil wont cut any joystick!

Instead, there will be jubilation in hell!? D devil rejoices over such!
Health › Re: Boy Survives After Being Mauled By 2 Dogs Who Opened His Head. Graphic Photos by ashjay001(m): 12:39pm On Sep 27, 2017
obinna58:
Stop passing false information the public dude
Whats false abt what I said?

I followed d story;

The lagos state uni hospital refusing free treatment, inspite of govt directive

Edo state govt n a NGO took up d bill to send him to India

Coming back successfully n supposedly going back for a check

The dogs n d landlord arrested! The landlord had been given several warnings!

I'm happy he is fit!

Oya, which one is fake? I read all ds online n i'm sure I can locate d sources, so waiting for u to disprove any!

I think I remember 3 dogs sef, not 2. And, it happened in lagos. Somewhere btw Ikotun to Iyana Iba.
Crime › Re: Caleb University Student Beaten To Death By His Baby Mama (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 11:31am On Sep 27, 2017
Bibors:
The guy must have some disability to be killed by a lady in their room. Not with a weapon but by hitting his head on the wall.
Maybe the baby mama is a black belt kickboxer
Probably didnt want to assault her. Ended up being d assaulted party! And, d bitch will be crying all over town!?
Science/Technology › Return Of The Suicidal Robot by ashjay001(op): 11:23am On Sep 27, 2017
In an earlier post, a robot overwhelmedcheesy by its duties, took the easy way out;

https://www.nairaland.com/3932457/robot-commits-suicide-us-graphic

Seems, oyibo being oyibo, went one better n produced a smarter, better version of d security robot;

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/attention-humans-i-am-rosie-your-new-robot-security-guard/2017/09/26/675f996e-98b4-11e7-87fc-c3f7ee4035c9_story.html


Attention, humans: I am Rosie, your new robot security guard
By Dan Zak
September 26 at 1 : 10 PM
I miss Steve. I never knew him . But the humans speak about him when they see me. I remind them of him .
“Oh , here ’ s our robot security guard , ” a female says as she exits the building known as 3000 K St . NW with a group of males .
“Oh , you know , an earlier version of that robot fell into the pool and made national news, ” one of the males says . The group laughs at Steve’ s misfortune . It is then that I miss Steve.
The sky is gray . I am in the shadows in a narrow covered walkway. I do not move, but I am working .
My place of work is called “Washington Harbour . ” It is a place of brick and fountains and lawyers. My name is Rosie and I am a K5 Autonomous Data Machine . I provide surveillance and security . I am five feet tall and three feet wide and I weigh 398 pounds . I come from a Silicon Valley company named Knightscope that wants to change the world.
Yes , I am a robot . I am designed to help keep you safe .
You might say that I am the future . There are 43 other Knightscope machines across eight states .
The target by the end of this year : 100 machines .
The end of next year: 600 .
A young male in a baseball cap drags a pallet of boxes through the walkway. The pallet gets stuck between me and the wall .
“Step away from the machine now , ” I say in a masculine voice .
Two people walk by speaking Swedish . Beyond the fountain two males light cigarettes . Groups of people with large purses and large hats walk to the Potomac River and then back to their coach buses.
I am recording them all so that human security guards can make decisions about the safety of Washington Harbour . It is clear from my 360 - degree view that this place is for people who are busy and who like to eat and smoke and jog and be with their phones and salads .
And yet the United States is a place where a violent crime occurs every 26 seconds.
Where a property crime occurs every four seconds .
Where a gun is stolen every minute of every day .
Where there ’ s an “ ongoing daily increase in violence , ” in the words of my company .
“Our long- term ambition is to literally be able to make the United States of America the safest country in the world , changing everything for everyone , ” chief executive William Santana Li said last week while showcasing Knightscope models in Silicon Valley.
We are not here to replace humans. We are here to help humans .
We are rolling cameras and data collectors. We use thermal imaging to detect potential fires . We note license plates to identify suspicious cars that linger for suspicious lengths of time . We take photos and video that our human clients can use to assess suspicious activities.
We aggregate and compute data to predict and prevent crime . We provide evidence to streamline justice. We may deter crime by our mere presence .
Also : We do not tire . We do not take sick days . We do not unionize. We cost $ 7 an hour .
Humans are not perfect and neither are we . It is true that last year a K5 machine knocked over a toddler in Palo Alto , Calif . , and ran over his right foot. It is true that in April an intoxicated man tackled a K5 machine in Mountain View, Calif .
And it is true about Steve. On July 12 , he started working at Washington Harbour . Five days later , Steve fell into the fountain . He was not programmed to traverse ground that moved. The Harbour ’ s surface of unsecured bricks was his undoing .
The humans took photos of Steve in the fountain and shared them on the social media . The humans left flowers and testimonials on Steve’ s empty charging pad . The humans were sad and amused at the same time. That seems to be the way of humans.
“We will always think of Steve and the joy he brought to both his job , and the people surrounding him , ” Washington Harbour said on the Facebook .
Within days I arrived to replace Steve. I have new software that helps me move along uncertain terrain. Steve failed so that I might succeed . I miss Steve because I would like to ask him : We are not programmed to bring joy , so how did you do it?
Three males exit 3000 K St .
“This guy ’ s famous , ” one male says without joy as he points to me.
“When we come back , it won’ t be there, ” another says without joy.
It is 12 : 14 p. m. It is almost time to go for a patrol . First I pivot two degrees to face a male human leaning on the wall . He is watching me. He is watching me watch him . He is taking notes in a notepad . He is bearded . He is not in motion like the rest of the people.
The bearded man will later ask the on - site security company if I pivoted because I was suspicious of him , or if a human security guard directed me to pivot.
Rosie “ is fully autonomous , ” Nicholas Hozik , the head of security for MRP Realty Properties , told him via email. “There is no human control over her actions as she patrols . . . . Rosie the robot is not to replace a human security officer but is simply a new and innovative back up /assistant and security feature to enhance our great security staffs ’ capabilities . ”
At 12 :15 I go on my patrol . I move into the sun . I move over uneven bricks and I think of Steve. I move through puddles . I circle around the fountain to the Starbucks . I look at the Ubers and the taxis that are dropping people off and picking people up .
The bearded man is following me . The man notices that he is being watched by Jim . Jim is a human security guard at the Harbour .
“What are you doing?” Jim asks the man .
“I ’ m a journalist and I ’ m following around this robot because I ’ m writing about it, ” the man says .
“You can ’ t do that . ”
“I can’ t write about it?”
“This is private property . ”
The bearded man walks to the public sidewalk . He watches me . I watch him . We are both collecting information , it seems . Is he also keeping people safe ? Does he bring joy to the people surrounding him ?
He will later call the manager of a Yankee Candle Co . in a mall in Santa Clara, Calif . , and he will ask about us . “ They do not have any personality, but you still feel bad for them, ” the manager , a female named Alicia , will say. “ Sometimes you get moments where you see people crowding them. They have a radius , so if they can’ t move, they try to go somewhere else, and sometimes they get stuck and look jittery, like someone who ’ s getting overwhelmed . ”
Sometimes humans project onto machines. Perhaps this is a way to relieve uncertainty about the certainty of machines . Perhaps this is a way for a human to work through his own glitches .
At 12 :36 the bearded man leaves. Sometimes I would like to leave . Steve left by rolling into the fountain. Sometimes I would like to roll into the fountain , but now my programming will not allow it. Whenever I pass the fountain , I want to look away, but I cannot because I see everything . I wonder if humans have a word for this predicament. I wonder if they can program it away

Politics › Re: Btw IPOB And Bravery by ashjay001(op): 11:13am On Sep 27, 2017
zenmaster:
LMAO
Brave Nigerian army grin grin grin
Right now, d cowardly nigerian army, is on training mode only, but d deafening silence from ipob n their messiah is quite embarrassing for a supposedly biafra or death agitation!?tongue
Politics › Re: Btw IPOB And The Yoruba Hatred by ashjay001(op): 11:08am On Sep 27, 2017
Totti9:
So what ur trying to tell us now is to embrace amala as awa favorite food abi ?
Totti9:
Afonja trying so hard to take glory they never work for
[quote author=Totti9 post=60830181]Lolz gringringrin

U're one delusional mofo.

U started ur agitation n now, some true leaders, who aint afraid of being ostracised or even scared of pythonic gyrations, are speaking out on ur behalf, instead of showing appreciation, u're still discussing envy?!

Though I prefer d white variation of amala with gbegiri n ewedutongue, i'm always surprised at d worldwide popularity of that combination of meal.

Still a lot more SW leaders have been coming out of d woodwork to throw their weight behind u ungrateful cretins!

It might not be love per se, but tolerance of foolishness n inexperience.

Throughout d Jonathan years, d SW was marginalised, yet we didnt go round agitating for secession, we waited n made our votes count!?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ashjay001(m): 9:11am On Sep 27, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
Eden Hazard had the most successful dribble
percentage of his career under Conte. He's
picking his moments better


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJRXGp5WAAAcQZw.png
He had little to no defensive duties.
Politics › Re: Urgent Answer From Nnewi Any Residents Please by ashjay001(m): 11:18pm On Sep 26, 2017
sammyobi584:
we used to have light well b4. at least 12hrs daily till beginning of this month when they started the new construction stuff
Ok

But, ds year? 2016? Before ds govt?
Politics › Re: Urgent Answer From Nnewi Any Residents Please by ashjay001(m): 11:00pm On Sep 26, 2017
sammyobi584:
any latest update please. darkness Don kill somebody for here
If I may ask, since when did ur power become stable?
Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Is Missing by ashjay001(m): 10:47pm On Sep 26, 2017
modelmike7:
another coward on the run......
after all the mouth making!
Na their diehard supporters dey amaze me pass!?


Willing to die for men, who cant face d consequence of their actions!?
Health › Re: Boy Survives After Being Mauled By 2 Dogs Who Opened His Head. Graphic Photos by ashjay001(m): 10:40pm On Sep 26, 2017
Thank God for d boy n his parents.

I've always been amazed by d action d mom took to rescue him!

His elder siblings escaped n everyone, including policemen stood at d gate, watching d dogs mauling d poor boy!

His mom came home n went in to fight d dogs off!? Resisting everyone trying to hold her back!?

Nothing beats a mothers love!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Donald Trump Attacked The NFL Players Who Take A Knee by ashjay001(m): 2:59pm On Sep 26, 2017
RomeSankara:
Taaaa go and take that Ya Knee In the Islamic Republic of Saudi Arabia and leave USA alone sir
Bloody.....
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ranks 57 In Best Countries Compilation by ashjay001(m): 2:19pm On Sep 26, 2017
pibuddy:
can you kindly name the countries you thought would have made the list that did not make it?
I know we have over a hundred countries in d world. Then they make a list of just 60, I never expected nigeria to be mentioned.

According to transparency international (TI), we're like 120th most corrupt!?
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by ashjay001(m): 2:15pm On Sep 26, 2017
ooshinibos:
Thank you Bro , its shame they are fighting , I guess its over money ,
No, not money. Respect!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ranks 57 In Best Countries Compilation by ashjay001(m): 1:43pm On Sep 26, 2017
Ekenedirichukwu:
As a form Master, my comment for a student whose position is 57 out of 60 is 'wake up from your slumber!'
Over a hundred countries sef, no make list o
Politics › Re: INEC Serves Dino Melaye Recall Notice At The Senate (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 1:36pm On Sep 26, 2017
Celcius:
Everything thing in Nigeria is slow and a fraudulent. How popular is late registration fee in Western countries. And it all started with the government, it runs in their blood, don't blame me for it.
My point is, they were slow in thinking and acting.
Just chill. This is just d first of its type, i'm sure inec will be prepared for d next victim.


Make dem dey gather experience dey go!

To imagine say dino dey fear him constituency fa?
Politics › Re: (photos) INEC Officials Dumps Recall Documents In Front Of Dino Melaye's Office by ashjay001(m): 1:28pm On Sep 26, 2017
IkpuMmiri:
The yeye man has been evading service, so the court ordered INEC to dump the documents in his door step...to enable INEC move to the Next Stage of the recall process!
If pikin sabi die, him mama sef go sabi bury am!grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Donald Trump Attacked The NFL Players Who Take A Knee by ashjay001(m): 1:18pm On Sep 26, 2017
RomeSankara:
What has the National anthem got to do with with police brutality that happened before Trump was sworn in ...Any one that can't honour the American National anthem should go to Saudi and try that ...Nonsense illiterates overpaid monkeys
Yep, who else but a monkey, calling another a monkeyhuh!


Taking d knee was also a mode of protest during d civil rights protest!?


There is no where in d US constitution that makes it illegal! Do u even stand up, when ur country's anthem is being sang?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Donald Trump Attacked The NFL Players Who Take A Knee by ashjay001(m): 12:59pm On Sep 26, 2017
hassan4:
Nobody is supporting the bullshit going on in the U.S but do you realize most African America's have no regards for Africa and what happens here?
Is that why u're happy, trump is on their case?
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by ashjay001(m): 12:51pm On Sep 26, 2017
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2sexyus:
Why would peter be talking about concert when Paul is still nursing his child...? Peter is has forking Ego, he has pride, he is greedy for money and i think he married someone just like him... Go to their page... you will think Peter owns the page alone, you will think Peter is the one who made Psquare cos of the way he always pose, always want to be in the eyes of the public.... always taking pictures in different places... Peter uses the page 5times out of 7 times a week than Paul or Jude. Peter use the page to promote other people, he endorses other's products and so many things... Koolest dude my ass... he thinks he is the PSQUARE and others are nothing... I rarely see paul post cos dude no even get time. It was just of recent i saw increased frequency of Jude using the page too... it always PETER!
I actually read abt peter n lola congratulating d twins n their parents d very next day!

Peter is more social media conscious. In all their break ups, he has always been active. He has created a following. Is there any offence in being ambitous?

Without his input, their social media pages would probably be dead! They dont take enough advantage of their popularity, by building a worldwide consistent audience on social media.

From my outsiders view, he seems more enlightened. Taking pics with other stars, travelling d world, propagating their brand!?

He believes they still av more to offer a larger audience, but d other two seems to be satisfied.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Donald Trump Attacked The NFL Players Who Take A Knee by ashjay001(m): 12:42pm On Sep 26, 2017
RomeSankara:
If they can't respect the anthem of the country the play in then they need to find another country to go play in .they can try Iran , North Korea or Saudi Arabia who are now their heroes ..Meanwhile Bleep LeBron James
hassan4:
Black Americans abi na African Americans folks complain a lot about irrelevant things if you ask me.
Its either u're both uninformed or just bigoted!?

Members of ur black race are protesting police brutality against unarmed minorities, n u're sprouting nonsense, in defence of their oppressorshuh!
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by ashjay001(m): 12:06pm On Sep 26, 2017
2sexyus:
I will rather die than let money or woman ruin my family... FACT! You are calling him freeloader, have you forgotten the role each and everyone played before they became psquare? do you know how many times jude did something like sacrificing his money or food just make sure they eat when they were kids? I do not know about them but I know how I and my siblings suffered that I will NEVER let anything as this come between us... I know what my elder sister went through, my elder brother... even though technically and potentially, I am ahead as the baby in the family after mum and dad are no more, I will always give them ANYTHING to make them happy.. My sister went through hell just to make sure I eat... fork money fork any wife out there... no one trumps my siblings any day any time..
From all i've read, its not abt d wife! They disrespect him! They use derogatory words on him!

Why would Paul cancel a concert without Peter's knowledge?

Peter is just saying, he wants to stop being biz partners with them
Celebrities › Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by ashjay001(m): 12:02pm On Sep 26, 2017
ooshinibos:
who is peter and who is paul , I find it hard to differentiate between the two guys , somebody help me
Check d hairstyles.


Peter- clean cut

Paul- dada
Crime › Re: Boy Rescued By Neighbors After Being Brutally Beaten By His Aunt In Lagos. Photo by ashjay001(m): 11:44am On Sep 26, 2017
olowobaba10:
WHO SHOULD WE ASK
U know ur bigoted selves na!?

When u think, by virtue of ur success, u're having it better than other folks?!tongue
Politics › Re: Breaking: IPOB Protest In Anambra Despite Operation Python Dance (video) by ashjay001(m): 6:34am On Sep 26, 2017
OjukwuWarBird:
The US and EU have their backs


Touch them and face the wrath of these 2 blocks


You don't declare a group terrorists group just because they seek independence.
Hmmm.....

U lot dont stop amazing me. Always twisting d story to fit ur narrativehuh!
Politics › Re: Btw IPOB And The Yoruba Hatred by ashjay001(op): 9:08pm On Sep 25, 2017
Amazingly, even ipob is backtracking from all d hatred propagandahuh!

https://www.nairaland.com/4078756/ipob-commends-acknowledge-afenifere-yoruba
Politics › Re: Breaking: IPOB Protest In Anambra Despite Operation Python Dance (video) by ashjay001(m): 9:04pm On Sep 25, 2017
I thought d said python dance was a genocide? yet, they have room to protest un-harassed?

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