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Career › Re: He Was Fired After Performing An "Impossible" Task by ashjay001(m): 9:11am On Sep 08, 2017
The US prosecutes bribery! No matter where the country its company operates from. Haliburton comes easily to mind.

He couldnt have gotten it, in such a short time, without having resorted to bribery. The initial delay in obtaining it, was probably due to their refusal to pay bribe.
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 12:19am On Sep 08, 2017
mikolo80:
tsk tsk tsk just negodu
Thought u will never run out of words?!
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 8:44am On Sep 07, 2017
mikolo80:
Mr Defender of d defenceless
Shey you see who is an ignorant jumper
Wtf did u just write up therehuh! Seriously, did it make any meaning to u?
Empty vessel, n lots of loud noises, are synonymou!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Have Told Her To Go: Pls, I Am Guilty? by ashjay001(m): 9:51pm On Sep 06, 2017
Op, move on already! The truth is, whoever u end up marrying, u'll still regret not marrying her! Yet, marrying her wont work out!

Lose lose situation.


Hope u didnt retrieve d biz u opened for her sha?


Post to romance to get more views n possibly more insults!
Crime › Re: Orphan Raped By Husband Of Woman Who Adopted Her, Suffers Urinary Incontinence by ashjay001(m): 3:57pm On Sep 06, 2017
emekanairaland:
If I were a demon these are the kind of persons I would like to punish in hell





A big hot iron rod hanging very close to his balls..
Demons encourage such behaviour! How do u get to hell, if u dont behave like a demon?
Food › Re: Lady Buys Fish But Is Afraid Of Eating It For Not Knowing Its Name (Photos) by ashjay001(m): 3:50pm On Sep 06, 2017
Orobo2Lekpa:
Is there a River or Sea by Palmgrove Onipanu?
Na somolu bariga u go see, no be only palmgrove onipanu!
gringringrin
Crime › Re: 2 Men With 2 Human Wrists Arrested By Ogun State Police (Photo) by ashjay001(m): 9:04am On Sep 06, 2017
Mcquine:
Mumu your plan is dead on arrival.
See your brothers with human Wrist shameless tribe.
Ur father n ur daughter nko?
No one has a monopoly on ritual killings!
That op pix, still remains doctored!

Crime › Re: 2 Men With 2 Human Wrists Arrested By Ogun State Police (Photo) by ashjay001(m): 12:04am On Sep 06, 2017
Certificateless:
Iwo in Ogun state undecided? Op is high on dilector kanu's urine
The fu*ktard used to to drag traffic, who else would fall victim if not ipobs hankering to bash SW?! See as them they masturbate all over self?!

Even d pix is photoshopped!
Crime › Re: 2 Men With 2 Human Wrists Arrested By Ogun State Police (Photo) by ashjay001(m): 11:59pm On Sep 05, 2017
zoba88:
These two middle age men were arrested by police operatives attached to Iwo Division. The suspects were nabbed along Osogbo/Oyo road with two human wrists in their possession.

Details shortly

http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/ogun-state-police-arrest-2-men-with.html?m=1
Looks too much like photoshop joor!


Compared to this!

Politics › Re: The IPOB, Hausas And Soldiers Clash In Umuahia: Reason Behind It by ashjay001(m): 10:26am On Sep 05, 2017
rosebowl01:
Let's be fair in our assessment here; why will those soldiers of mainly northern extraction be harassing local population? Will they allow that in their domain? Is there any reason why they must use ethnic bias in the operations? Can mainly igbo combine and be beating people up in Kano without reprisals. This is just wrong.
As a discerning adult, will u put igbo soldiers in igbo regions, while they are agitating for secession? Whats stops them from being sympathetic to d struggle?

The same reason an igbo man will never be allowed to rule d country. Its just simple self-preservation.
Health › Re: 3 Things You Must Do If You Find It Hard To Fall Asleep by ashjay001(m): 7:48pm On Sep 04, 2017
FitnessDoctor:
Hahaha, that's actually tip No.2.... so how is it a long story.. dear?
Read recently, that u stay still for 15mins, u will definitely fall asleep.
Tried it severally, n it actually worked.
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 12:48pm On Sep 04, 2017
mikolo80:
they can defend themselves just fine. it's the ignorance you're spreading I'm countering.
Ignorant mofo!

Just jump into arguments with half-baked understanding! U cant even see d correlation!?

Wtf has defending dem selves gat to do paying back loans?! U dont even realise u're ignorant?!
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 3:01am On Sep 04, 2017
mikolo80:
airtime not my problem. time is. have other important things to do but will always make time to enlighten the ignorant propaganda spreaders.
Mr Defender of d defenceless tongue

See ur successful farmers, that dont need educasion!

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/242268-one-per-cent-kano-farmers-return-cbn-loan-afan.html
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 6:04pm On Sep 03, 2017
mikolo80:
airtime not my problem. time is. have other important things to do but will always make time to enlighten the ignorant propaganda spreaders.
Mr BS!


Even ur personal text, is enough BS on its own!

Barrel of d biggest gun, my foot!
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 2:31pm On Sep 03, 2017
mikolo80:
ahnahnn no be you de form agbero? I just de look you
So, u don finally get money buy airtime? Been a while
Romance › Re: He Broke Up With Me.... When He Noticed Am Over Him,he Did This by ashjay001(m): 3:19am On Sep 03, 2017
DouglasH92:
Why? What's so special about you that would evoke fear or dread? Are you a witch? Are you a ghost? Are you a serial killer? Do you work with the Secret Service? Are you a vampire? Do you have mystical powers? If you are not any of the following then you are just bluffing.
Juliette05:
the last Paragraph describes me for now, till then?
Oya, call her bluff! grin

If u dare!?

Tiri gbosa for u o, babe!
Business › Re: Stanley Uzochukwu Joins Dangote, Elumelu To Receive U.S 8-Member Delegation by ashjay001(m): 8:20pm On Sep 02, 2017
7Alexander:
Whenever I see this Churchill, I feel sorry for Tonto.

I just feel that the man used and leveraged on Tonto's popularity to advance himself. Before Tonto, nobody knew him or what he does

Maybe he was on a mission all along
As much as ur beliefs or unbeliefs, are non of my biz, I just want u to check out ds;

Do u realise d post, is a paid-for article by churchill?

Do u also realise hushpuppi didnt av to marry anyone to attain fame?
Crime › Re: Police Officers Forced Man At Gun Point To Withdraw N140,000 From Atm by ashjay001(m): 6:07pm On Sep 02, 2017
NwaObinkita:
sad
The policemen shouldn't have let him go after extorting him.
That was their biggest undoing.
This reminds me of a famous quote "Dead Men Don't Talk" -James Hardley Chase
Pls, if u must quote;
The dead stay dumb!
Food › Re: This Garnished Sallah Ram Got People Salivating Online by ashjay001(m): 10:41am On Sep 02, 2017
Actually looks ugly! Why not even remove d head!
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 7:48am On Sep 02, 2017
mikolo80:
guilty conscience, this is the second time you're mentioning wanking. you better go and find woman to help you out.
Really, still waiting for u to go apeshit! Robinhood
Family › Re: HELP. Does Anyone Know When To Feed Babies Or Change Diapers? I'm In A Quagmire by ashjay001(m): 4:12am On Sep 02, 2017
Chelseafan99:
If I am to guess partying up. Celebrating with her friends her new found freedom and a N400,000 windfall. I think I may have been scammed. But I don't really care. Her mother epitomizes the debauchery and filth that has taken over traditional values and the sacredness of being a mother.
U're trying to buy a year with cash?!

Just leave d poor girl, let her wake on her own. Clean her up, change her daipers n feed her whatever they left behind. She'll probably be used to neglect, so she shouldnt make too much trouble. Cartoons should calm her down if not.

Guys like u should be whipped! For a year, u didnt see n know d status of ur offspring/ward, living in d same country?!

That baby needs to be loved, so u dont end up wasting ur time raising her. Money alone wont cut it.

Just so u know, d mom is coming back, once she goes broke! Since u av custody, u dont owe dem kobo!
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Were Staunch Nigerians During Nigeria Vs Cameroon Match. by ashjay001(m): 3:58am On Sep 02, 2017
MalcoImX:
Lagos born and bred. Lagosians don't like going anywhere in Nigeria outside Lagos.
Victor Moses comes from kaduna was born n bred there. Had to leave after d riots n both parents killed. Came to lag n later relocated to d UK as an asylum seeker. Was even qualified to play for england.
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Were Staunch Nigerians During Nigeria Vs Cameroon Match. by ashjay001(m): 3:48am On Sep 02, 2017
Homeboiy:
Two Edo guys scored
two Igbo guys scored
now which Hausa or Yoruba man scored today

No Yoruba in the team,they are marginalised
Victor Moses is a northerner from kaduna!
Leon Balogun is Yoruba origin.
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 8:41pm On Sep 01, 2017
mikolo80:
Wetin concine me
na you de foam for mouth like mad dog

I'm just pointing out your hypocrisy so we have a better country
gringringrin

Still ur problem tongue

Masturbate away, its allowed!
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 6:59pm On Sep 01, 2017
mikolo80:
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5 SMH all insult no sense Kuma go invest on their behalf na since its easy the way you're saying it
PS so for your mind the southerners are investing enough in education with this your attitude I don't think so
Ur problem!
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 5:03pm On Sep 01, 2017
mikolo80:
what label
what did I Twist
we were applauding small achievemen
you don't into bigot mode
and when the fight start
you will run safely abroad

define education you won't
explain how it has helped the south with respect to agric you can'
they call you out you start throwing insult
we replied you, you vex
Shey you see you're the twister not me




says who
what makes you think you're better than them
if not for awolowo would you not be in same boat
criticising without proferring solution (not just online noise o but actually putting your money where your mouth is null and void

we all did
no be you say you no need farm to chop
na so educated large scale farmers prefer oyel to farm
that's why the pyramids disappeared



the oil wealth no reach the masses o


name the progress
that they don't have in the north


so the south is educated?
yet the north doesn't look for job
who d education epp


yet they feed themselves and the rest of the country


and you believe just decreeing it is the way forward
OK o


I can predict that you just like blaming northErn masses for all their problems caused by their leaders

don't you blame your leaders for your problems
stop looking down on them

give the benefit to who


you're the one presenting like a wailer
you don't like being called out on your BS


I answered you with verifiable facts and figures
you threw insult
within the noise maker

Ehn Ehn I will pick random lines

we're talking agric you're talking education
even the education you don't understand what it is.
WTF are u?

U can almost make a man go mental, with ur crazy way with words?!

STF whatever u want! I know what I am n who I am! A f. stranger online doesnt get to state what I am!

So fu*king full of ur self! Who is d bigot? U dont know me! U cant know me! I dont even need ur approval!

If u dont believe my stance or u think its bs, then go hug a transformer?! Who ur unbelief epp?!


U're one crazy focker!? I'm always amazed when I meet pple with ur crazy kind of mentality! Thats nigerian police mentality! Cos if u're not careful, d nigerian police will make u believe u're a criminal even when u have more than enough evidence to prove otherwise!

I'm gonna call ur bluff! Do ur worst!

THE NORTHERNERS ARE STILL NOT INVESTING IN EDUCATION AS MUCH AS THEY OUGHT TO!
Crime › Re: Man & Women Who Sell Vultures In Yenagoa, Bayelsa As Chicken Meat Caught by ashjay001(m):
cummando:
Where was it written in the constitution that killing of vulture as meat is a crime?
Nowhere my bro!

But, when u get to d market, u can always identify who sells turkey, chicken, goat or cow meat!

Why didnt they signify that they were dealing in vulture meat or donkey meat?
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 12:44pm On Sep 01, 2017
mikolo80:
cool
U're incorrigible!


As much as u have been trying to stick a label on me, I know what I am n what I was trying to say, inspite of ur twisting!

Education has always been d bane of d north! Any progress they make, without a commensurate progress in education might be lost without an enlightened populace, enlightenment that education can bring.

They've been successful in agriculture before, but lost it and their masses could never progress past that point, inspite of d oil wealth. Other regions lost their agric wealth but were able to progress inspite of it.

The northern mass needs education!

The whole of Nigeria believes d northerners are an academically inadequate race. Yet, with recent news articles, the kids of their elites have been very successful in their international educational pursuits, something that should be extended to their masses too! Even just on d local level!

U're not me, and can never 50% predict my line of thought! As an objective observer on an online forum, u have to give d benefit of doubt!

U present like so many of those wailers!? All noise, no content. U pick a line of thought n use it to form ur idea of d whole.
Agriculture › Re: Kebbi Begins Massive Soya Beans Production by ashjay001(m): 10:57am On Sep 01, 2017
mikolo80:
so you can continue misleading ppl
never


I have verifiable figures
you just making fake sweeping statements
who looks like he has content


all throughout school I was known for having the shortest answer booklet in the least time
na guilty conscience de worry you so


you think we don't know you're name dropping
how is less than 20% significant
but you said it like every farmer in west does it
you will just believe anything
no wonder we're the way we are with ppl like you in charge.




more vague statement or
ppl aren't stupid like you
they read
they discern
they know whose mumu don do
shocked
Health › Re: My Uncle Has Large Boils On His Head, Please Save His Health Condition (pics) by ashjay001(m): 11:39pm On Aug 31, 2017
Franco93:
Hi everyone in this forum. Please, I need advice pertaining the health condition of my uncle.
Hear my story in a nutshell.

I have an uncle who's fond of going to the Berber's shop with his private clipper but one day, he went without his own clipper. From that day onwards, he started experiencing scratches at the back of his head. He thought it was minor issue, it then developed into small boils. He started going to different chemist and pharmacist, but it increased the more.

At a point, I personally advised him to rob Authentic herbal cream, and Kubam, yet both didn't work.

After about a month the boils grew larger and larger, and began to ache his head. He has been to more than 10 hospitals, and they keep charging outrageously in thousands, yet no solution. This sickness has lasted for more than 8 months but we haven't gotten any solution.

If there's anyone here who have a better remedy, please refer me using the comment box.
We have tried all our best.
Thanks
Well, I escaped ds stuff by never going full skin. Stopped using private clippers, cos of something like forgetting it. And I'm d kind of guy that hates changing barbers, dont mind travelling long distances to my favourite salon/barber.

So, I stopped barbing all my hair. Prefer dey use d attachment/adapter, n I've to barb frequently. It came, but never amounted to much n left on its own.
Celebrities › Re: Between E-money And His Security At Lagos Airport Today (photos) by ashjay001(m): 10:07pm On Aug 31, 2017
Na him mate(Mayweather) charter private jet for him bodyguards, ordinary to catch flight, e no allow us rest!?tongue

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