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CrimeRe: 26-Yr-old Man Beats-up His Mother For Not Cooking by ashmanpolo: 2:06pm On Aug 26, 2012
D sage: I disagreed with you,I doubt if a Yoruba guy can raised his hand at his mother for failure to prepared his meals.
Plenty plenty grammar for NairaLand
CelebritiesRe: BBA Finalist Prezzo Visits Nigeria by ashmanpolo: 12:52am On Aug 23, 2012
Humblesam: Dem send am?
Na him sabi sha,
he thinks we don't know he has interior motives for coming.
Apology my foot!!!! Make him go do wetin bring him come, make we hear word abeg.
Na real interior/exterior motive..ulterior motive na understatement. Lwkmd
FamilyRe: ONELGA Women Protest For Exra Marital Affair by ashmanpolo(op): 2:33pm On Aug 17, 2012
Same penalty unless the person is not aware
FamilyONELGA Women Protest For Exra Marital Affair by ashmanpolo(op): 1:55pm On Aug 17, 2012
Omoku community ONELGA, last month placed a curse on anybody who steals, kills or sleep with married women. The penalty for any defaulter was clearly stated that the 'JuJu' should kill instantly or within a short period of time. But most of the people protesting against ϑis curse are the women. They are saying that most of their husbands dont satisfy them and tas such they need the curse to be redefined. What's your take here. Polite responses please.
FamilyRe: Should A Pre-teenager Own A Smart Phone? by ashmanpolo: 10:33pm On Jul 09, 2012
These days 9yrs old has iPad, iPhone, iMac,  etc. When i ΨåS̤̈̊ 9, i felt cool with my new set of crayons n water colourz
Jokes EtcRe: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by ashmanpolo: 10:27pm On May 27, 2012
you are above 25yrs old but still living with your parents and you didn't celebrate children's day....#GodiswatchingyouonPlasmaTV#
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 1:09am On Nov 29, 2010
yo momma ugly sote, dem carry am go do juju, d juju reject am begin shout 'una wan carry juju serve juju?'
AutosRe: I`m In Urgent Need Of A Clean Honda Accord 90/92(halla) Model by ashmanpolo: 10:56am On Oct 01, 2010
430k. Call me on 07030687844
AutosRe: I Need A Honda Halla: Urgently by ashmanpolo: 4:56pm On Sep 20, 2010
I have one (white color) american spec for sale 450k last. bought it direct 8 months ago. call 07030687844
AutosRe: Toyota Camry 1996 Model For Sale. N750k by ashmanpolo: 10:44pm On Sep 10, 2010
600k and I am in
AutosRe: Section For The Budget Of Cars Below 1 Million Naira. (500k - 1m) by ashmanpolo: 11:18pm On Sep 09, 2010
I need to knw Hw much I'll Hv 2 budget 4 TOYOTA Camries 96 - 98 models wt FacT-fit AC, leather, low mil, clean.
Pls vary ur prices in terms of Tokunbo n fairly used.
ASAP pls

ashmanpolo@yahoo.com
07030687844
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 4:18pm On May 21, 2010
@Poster your mama get swagger oo, she's very tight i must confess, guess who i saw her with yterday* D late pre. Yar'Adua*

@Papine,
Na your mama go de with yaradua, idiot
Yo mama stupid so tay, she de pay Da Grin to shyne her kongo
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 7:39pm On May 19, 2010
Yo mama old wey be say her birth cerificate says expired
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 1:53am On May 19, 2010
Yo mama ugly wey be say if she enter bank, dem go off all d cameras
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 1:51am On May 19, 2010
Yo mama old sote she be waiter 4 last super
Jokes EtcRe: If This Doesnt Make You Laugh Ill: :) by ashmanpolo: 12:10am On May 17, 2010
Yeye fowl
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 12:07am On May 17, 2010
Yo mama too fat sotee her shadow dey weigh 100 pounds
Jokes EtcRe: Jo Ooooooooo! by ashmanpolo: 8:30pm On May 16, 2010
Jooo, ooo, I no fit use tetmosol masturbate
Jokes EtcRe: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 8:24pm On May 16, 2010
She too ugly, she go strip joint, them pay her to wear her clothes back
Jokes EtcYo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo(op): 8:19pm On May 16, 2010
Yo mama too short, if she snap passport her legs dey show grin
Jokes EtcRe: Dagrin And Me by ashmanpolo: 9:52pm On May 15, 2010
@poster, your fagbon
FamilyRe: My Husband Slapped Me Twice And Now He's Not Talking To Me by ashmanpolo: 4:14pm On Mar 27, 2009
If Poster apologise 2day, 2moro he wil stil expct her 2 apologise if anyoda probe arise. @poster, play d matrd role. Cal him and ask him why he's kippn malice. Tel him ur sori 4 any bad aprch. Then tel him 2 apologise 4 slappn u. Jst gist lk friends. Dats all - does he stil sleep wtout takin his bath? I mean this 3days of malce
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by ashmanpolo: 2:06am On Mar 27, 2009
@maedan, hope ur sista name no bi kate. My last date name was kate. She almst make me suffocate.Wen we start 2 date, she con de behav lik say we be mate. Girl wey de eat rice like 5 plates, drink beer like 2 crates. Serious i no de exaggerate. So i pray make her name no bi kate. I prefer immaculate
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Any Job For An Animal Science Graduate? by ashmanpolo: 11:17am On Nov 19, 2008
@377, u r lacking manners. What do u intend 2 achieve crackin such an absurd joke. @poster, u wil get a job, banks, anywhere. Just acquire sm other skills
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Service Engineers For Ships,lifeboat,cruise,merchant,offshore Wanted. by ashmanpolo: 2:42pm On Oct 28, 2008
B.Eng materials n met eng. FUTO. CONTRACT STAFF MEMBER NAOC. MAINT. Dept. contactprotus@yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: P&g Test Ouestions? by ashmanpolo: 7:29am On Oct 21, 2008
Pls send to contactprotus@yahoo.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seadrill Is Recruiting Fresh Graduates by ashmanpolo: 6:35pm On Oct 20, 2008
@kims,

Please how did u apply? That bloggspot add. kip showing the same page. Pls possibly give me the full site.
Thanks.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pick Your Date On NairaLand by ashmanpolo: 12:10am On Aug 30, 2008
i am interested in a beautiful girl- fair in complexion, tall and maybe studying medicine in school. pls call 08035008624, 07030687844
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Check Out This Scam Mail Sent To Me by ashmanpolo: 4:15pm On Aug 20, 2008
I think I dont have the power to read that long post
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Does Union Bank Pay To Thier Graduate Trainees? by ashmanpolo: 3:31pm On Aug 20, 2008
I no apply again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: God Bombarded Me With Jobs by ashmanpolo: 2:53pm On Aug 09, 2008
My brother,
I go by d name ashmanpolo. Pls kip praying 4 me and all others. Also finished NYSC February.

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