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T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇α̇̇̇̊ŋƙz everyone. After all said N done she's making A̷̷̴̐͠ good edible meal nw. Thumbs up fφя̩̥̊ all T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣̥ advices

Siena: Of course your friend should involve the police. Though I'm a bit puzzled - I thought the police were already involved? You said in your post the police are doing nothing, yet you ask if the police should be involved.

And of course, your friend should inform his insurance company - I take it the car was insured?

Thankz for ur response. About the police ish, twas just a question that's Y I used the word "if"

Last year my cousin bought a toyoya camry (tiny light) for N1.1m after saving fφя over 8 months.
During this 8 months, he barely ate good food, didn't change clothes, didn't even drink A bottle of coke out of his savings. That period even cigarette was way too expensive fφя him. This act is coming from A guy dat is still job-hunting but bent on having his own car.

Last week, this car was stolen just in front of his house @ Port Harcourt. Right nw as Am writing this missive, the guy is maciating everyday-(Fidodido is fat now) b/c d Police n co are doing nothing at all about iƭ. The vehicle number is HS 295 ABC. Dark blue tinylight camry 1998 model.

Please my question is what steps do U think he can take to get back his car.

Secondly, considering the insecurity in Nigeria, if the car was stolen by lethal criminals will it be advisable to involve the police cos some of these criminals, their gang members could come back for someone later. That time they won't be talking Cars again. U kno Πα̲̅

[quote author=Babaken][/quote]He-goat

sexyverah: village boi! dont u knw hw to read and understand? wat as cooking gat to do wit washin? dumbass

Hmmm... Dat was A 5-hit combo on me but i don't hav ur time. #keeps scrolling phone#

EPOMA: They way you are getting abusive already shows the level of your intelligence, I know say you get phd but damn, people are trying advice you and you are getting rough, you should expect all forms of answers as it is a public forum and take the goods advice and ignore the rest. you for ask us how to improve her other skill as well.everybody can not know how to cook

Pls don't get me wrong. I really appreciate everybody's comment on this thread, at least its broadening the horizons of My knowledge. Ãnd that's why I love Nairalanders. U know some of us here love making DUMB comments with SMART phones just to hav fun N to make the fun flow u just gotta do the same.
I really appreciate everybody

sexyverah: if him fiancee nor fit cook make him cook by himself na.. abi him cripple?

Olodo. Ur man go also wash ur kpata N pinafore

kandiikane: Thank you!!!

Imagine, acting as if the world has ended because his "fiancee" can't cook.

What rubbish! What about you? Where you born without hands and feet?

Rubbish!

Don't you get stupid on me. I Simply asked foя ur suggestion. I Never implied that the world is coming to an end silly. Why not make a healthy conversation by giving me an idea than this hating.

[quote author=deal_ordea]These happened in my street, four aboki's shot dead from straight bullet!! Some were wounded.. Police showed up 15mins after the robber's left..[/quote]...And started arresting innocent people (complete youя comment na)

obowunmi: Are you paralyzed? You can't cook.

U dey craze, U want to be cooking for your wife abi? Ur talking like someone dat just smoked NEPA pole ϑis morning

ATMC: Send her to a catering school or buy cookery cool for her. Every matter shouldn't come to nairaland na, u have brains, use it

We've tried ϑis catering school thing. §☹яяƔ‎​‎​‎​ I skipped dat

Every man deserves a woman that can convert all these raw materials they buy from the market into a finished healthy food. Fresh, vibrant recipe ideas packed with the good stuffs to have you feeling and looking better than ever.

In the interim, prior to marriage how can you condone a wife-to-be that cannot even toast bread. You give her a million naira to prepare even if it's two cups of rice it still won't work out.
She prepares egusi soup and you def will need spoon to eat dat food

She makes her own idea of a fresh fish pepper soup and you'll see coagulated blood inside the fish floating on top of
What i Should call your grandmother's urine.

You return home extra-famished to get a salty, pepperish food dat will send u straight to the toilet

U decide to go lowkey on beans and you'll end up shuttling btw ur room and the rest room. Dat night don't even think of wearing boxers cause u'R just gonna mess it up. Just tie her wrapper.

Now this is a girl you l♡ve so much and don't wanta loose.
Pls what should POSTER do?

booqee: Oh baby, you really do know how to cook, even ur friends can't cook food as sweet as urs. Oops!

#onPoint#

ℓO̲̣̣̥ℓz. Ϋя friends O̴̩̩̥̩̩. n̶̲̥̅̊☺t me

For instance imagine ur wife telling u "honey i love u so much cos you aRe so big down there, bigger than all your friends"

BE FAST ABOUT THIS)
Choose your month of birth and i will tell you a story about your life

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i will post my response in an hour time...

ArQueBusieR: Nutter.

Just one word but it ΨåS̤̈̊ A̷̷̴̐͠ 5-hit combo. Anuohia

Acidosis: @Poster, say the word EYE. then spell out the word map M-A-P then say the word NUT.

okay.

Thunder faya ya left leg there

T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̇e ones i heard include:

"Stop making DUMB statements with SmartPhones"
"Had A̷̷̴̐͠ fight with M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ alarm clock ϑis ‎​​♍ơяñΐϞǥ"
"M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ laptop won m̶̲̥̅e at Chess but i won at kick boxing"
"Yoruba girls aя̩̥̊ε̲̣ T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇ε̲̣̣̣ best, very descent, jovial Ãnd respectful,i saw two postrate in appreciation after collecting money from ATM"

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There seems to be no end in sight to the controversy surrounding the Central Bank’s decision to introduce a N5,000 note, and convert its three lowest currency denominations to coins.

The move, as announced by the country’s apex bank governor, Lamido Sanusi, has continued to generate criticisms on the streets of Lagos.

Many were also quick to condemn the N40 billion earmarked for the restructuring of the currency, the redesigning of old notes and the production of the new notes and coins.

Although the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has dismissed fears that the planned restructuring of the naira will lead to inflation, residents remain sceptical about the move’s chances of success.

‘A recipe for inflation and corruption’

An entertainer, Kayode Badru, expressed disappointment with the amount of money to be spent on the fiscal restructuring.

Badru added that the move was contradictory to the cashless policy being test-run in some parts of the country.

“This is not the right time for the introduction of the note with the cashless policy; it could lead to problems and stealing of public funds. I think it would also decrease the value of naira," he said.

"I think it doesn't make sense when you think about the amount of money that would be used, when that can be used for some basic infrastructures.”

‎ Some residents have also described the proposed introduction of the N5,000 note and the conversion of some currency notes to coins as a recipe for inflation, particularly due to Nigerians’ aversion to spending coins.

They claim that the proposed coins would be phased out within a short time, and subsequently, that would push up the prices of some goods.

In his reaction, Okanlawon Olaoshun, a publisher at the Millennium Times, said the introduction of the new note would “further encourage corruption which the government is trying to reduce”.

In a survey carried out in the market places, traders also kicked against the restructuring for various reasons, including a foreseeable difficulty in finding change for customers.

A fish-seller, Magret Dike, said the introduction of the N5,000 note would give traders some nightmare, as they might have to constantly scramble for change to give to customers.

"Even with N1,000 it is a problem for some of us to get change, not to talk of N5,000. Sometimes, motorcyclists even fight with their customers because of N500 change, so if the N5,000 is introduced, all these will get worse," she added

FACT: A woman who wants to always eat out, go clubbing, go shopping, go to the movies and other expenditures is likely not to have a man who will settle with her. Every man wants a manager and not a waster.

Like seriously right now, if my boss knows what i think about him, i might not just get a query/sack, the guy could end up punching me O̴̩̩̥̩̩. He's too pushy, impatient and most times absurd.
If u hav d chance †Φ tell ϋя boss anytin what will u say?

Emmy9ite: I have never had a crush,i only crushed a girl in my room

ℓO̲̣̣̥ℓz eeedioooort

free2ryhme: What is our girl friends... There are guys your age dat are married, you enjoy free f u ck and have the guts to start a useless thread .. B4 you u're quick to criticize go check the dictionary meaning of girl friend....

Firstly, ϑis thread isn't a useless one but educational, then talking about marriage. You dont just jumpstart marriage and expect †Φ make headway when u̶̲̥̅̊'R not psychologically ready. There's what we call TIME CONSTANT in engineering, U have †Φ observe that first b4 any action

This a campaign against those that will do anytin †Φ ђα̲̅vε̲̣̣̣̥ our girl friends too

Market? Hmmm...

Following the dysfunctional salience in this thing we call e-dating on social networks, i'm most obliged to state that our girls are going too far and fast in wanting to meet a blind date from FB, 2go, BBM etc.
A friend of mine opened www.badoo.com and pointed out nothing less than 20 girls from PH he has slept with and can still sleep with. According to him, all he needed was a little chitchat with them and within a wink they'll be at his beck and call.

On the other hand, this guy i'm talking about is married. Recently, a high percentage of our married men extra-indulge in extra-marital affairs. A young man will manage to buy his girlfriend recharge cards, married men will strive to buy them phones and laptops eschewing some financial responsibilities ahome. I know of a guy that bought Bold 5 for his girl friend but Nokia C1 for the wife.

Nonetheless, vis-a-vis this topic, i felt opinionated and had to put down something. The group of people i pointed out here can do better. Girls please shed out some anxieties you have about getting quick money/materials via social networks, because i believe it's money that get you lured. If it's love then dont be too jet-like. Have a screen of filters on ϋя mind to discard most things men tell while cajoling you.

T̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇α̇̇̇̊ŋƙz Ãήϑ God bless us