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victorian:
Lol

God forbid !

Hope the guy no be NLer??

liquidfaya:
and to think Ubanja has been quietly at it for more than 2 years. That dude got staying power

He did it without stepping on toes or throwing tantrums or insults

pocohantas:
He doesn't have to meet up with anything. She has no right to put a young man under (financial) pressure. If she wants the good life, the one her father can't give- she should get a job. He can only assist when convenient.

-A woman who goes back to her ex every other time tor assistance has no respect for her man.

-A woman who is greedy will always go elsewhere to makeup for her supposed deficit. Seeing that women are now invalids that men have to be responsible for, even in relationships.

-She isn't doing him a favour dating him, so he has no duty to prove his capability.

Poco are you the one saying this ??

victorian:
Victoria is kind, caring, sweet, talented, never faltering in the friendship she so freely gives. You are a very lucky person to know a Victoria. Do not take her for granted, she can be fragile, she deserves to be treated with care and respect. Victoria's often do not see their own talent, and need to be reminded of it often, in time, they may even grow to see it in themselves, if their talent is nurtured and cared for. Victoria's are remarkable people, they seem so close to perfect it is almost scary, people may question if they even deserve the friendship they are given, do not fret, friendship will not be given to those whom are unworthy, not often at least. Victoria's are usually good judges of character, although they do make mistakes every now and again, it is just one of the factors reminding those around them that yes, this perfect angle is human, even if she does seem heaven sent.

A name given to the greatest girl ever. She is the one with the biggest heart and can put up with so much stuff.She is beautiful in every way. She also has the sweetest voice ever. It can brighten your mood even when your really down. She also is the sexiest person out there. She is also very addicting. You can't stay mad or upset with her. She can just start talking in this really cute voice and you would instantly like/love her again. Oh,, and she is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world. She is always there for her man. She is loyal and respectful. But don't get her mad otherwise your going to have hell to pay. lol. But other than that she is the best person ever. And she is also the greatest girlfriend you could ever have.

Victoria is a beautiful, strong, caring girl. She loves and cares for all. She has a stunning voice that will cure anything. Her laughter is what will keep you going. She can make you roll on the floor of laughter and make you pee your pants by how amusing she is! She may seem all "little miss nice girl" but after a while, you can see her dangerous side. She can be fierce like a tiger but also make your day brighter. Her looks, oh my god. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see walk the earth. Her face will make your day better, even when in your deepest depressions. Her smile can make the whole world stop and stare at the beauty and passion. She has drop dead gorgeous hair, any color, any shape, she looks like a model fresh off the runway. No matter how hard she falls, she will always pick herself back up and be her at her best. Her care towards others is undeniable. She would wake up at 3am to come to any of your needs, no matter how much she would just want to sit and sleep.

Victoria is a smart woman who can be confusing to figure out at times. She may puzzle you and she maybe seems hard on the surface to confront. Once you do confront her it'll be the best decision you ever made. Victoria once you get to know her for who she really is will blow your mind. Shes usually a smart,kind,energetic,caring,beautiful trustworthy women. Her smile could lift someone's day from 0 to 100 and her voice will soothe you from anything. If your lucky enough to get yourself Victoria you'll never wanna let go. She will stay by your side no matter what she's the silver lining if you ever have a cloudy day. She won't think she's caring,loving,smart athletic etc..... she's very modest she doesn't think high of her self when you tell her all she is. She'll always think she can do better not relationship wise more tiny things. When in reality she's perfect or the closest thing to perfect. And well every time she walks in a room you'll smile and feel a very specific energy that'll make you smile. Victoria is the ideal person to have as a friend or other wise


The most amazing girl in the world. She will always be there for you. She is the one you can love forever. Shes that girl that you cant keep off your mind. Shes the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you dont know what you could ever do without her. Shes too beautiful to even describe the most perfect girl in the world. Youll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you wont be able to stop. Shes the sweetest girl ever with the cutest laugh and most amazing smile you will ever see. She has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on theres no other girl anything like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love. She is the one for me and I love her like crazy.

The most beautiful, caring, sweet, and bubbly girl you'll ever meet. She always comes off as so happy and giggly, her laugh is contagious. She can light up the darkest room and make anyone smile simply by being present. No one I know can ever stay mad at her for anything, even when she ignores you, because you know if you loose her you'll never find anyone quite like her. She's super chill, and relaxed. She's not like other girls, she spends most of her time playing Xbox and working at the game store. I think she prefers to be one of the guys, although she remains faithful to whoever she is dating, considering she is always taken. I wish I had a chance with her, even though I know I'd never be good enough, no one is. she has a very beautiful, astonishing, and unique look and personality, one that comes off as both innocent and sexy. She is the definition of perfect, or as close as it gets. She is the girl I want to marry one day.

Victoria is kind, caring, sweet, beautiful and cute. You are a very lucky person to know a Victoria. She often doesn’t see her own talent, but I do. She’s amazing and so full of potential and I remind her of it often. Victoria is remarkable person, she’s perfect, or damn near perfect. She often leaves you thinking what you did to deserve such an angel like her.

She also has the sweetest voice ever. It’s like an Angel is singing. It can brighten my day no matter what, when I’m down or when its a good day it will always be better talking to my baby. She also is the sexiest person out there and is also very addicting and you can’t get enough of her sexy beauty.

But other than that she is the best person ever. And she is also the greatest girlfriend I could ever have asked for. I honestly don’t know how someone could be so lucky, but I’m glad its me and sharing your life with a Victoria is a fuckn beautiful thing. I love her with all my heart and until the end of time.


Sent by a cool friend of mine

I'm smitten !

The other Victorias aff met are all whores,how come urs is diff

UnclePrincipal:
LMAO, a male friend.

Please kindly introduce the guy to the red pill to deliver him from this stupidity

You wan make she commit suicide

Martinez39:
They had no passion or dedication towards the female miseducations. They were just drawn to the drama and heat generated by ubunja. Ubunja's miseducations was for men and they just wanted something for women too since feminists love to compete and rub shoulders with men. Once the drama and heat dead down, the female miseducations boiled down to how long they were going to put up with a boring activity. Seems they also ran out of ideas.

They never had any ideas,the division in their camps was scintillating,so manu quarrels,insults and arguments plus the fights. It was fun to watch.


Ah never for once read or commented on that Sandra8 thread,cus it was delusional and for the shallow minded

Are you telling me that Sandra8 no stay reach one month for NL

Let the Lies begin

dairykidd:
Well ur new on NL so i wouldn't blame u much.. but those who know me here can attest to the fact that i'm the last person who would give a hoot about impressing any woman here. And trying to label me is very very petty amd unintelligent. If u say i'm trying to impress her so be it.. She's one of the few intelligent ones here & it's better for me to impress her than to support ur dumb & baseless argument

Rubbish

Lamanii22:
I'm one of the 5%

Ebonygirl1:
But you are boldly classifying almost all women as such

And he is right

Peacemaker5128:
Give them 5 litres of kerosene each

Make them use am do burn fire night

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Ah don't patronize ashawos,ah go after upcoming runs babes. Those ones wear dy still dy enter uni or 100 or 200lvl females students. Those ones wea like to dy stay for front seat of cars wea never sabi anything. Those ones dy sweet gan

Leave those frustrated NL females that always vomit trash whenever they open browsers to type. They are the one's that can't find husbands and so therefore are frustrated,pained,bitter and deluded to see the actual truth b4 typing. Mike was a gentleman no doubt,he has been been tempted so many times by the devil during the show especially when around Jackye. But due to the fact its been aired on national televisions,mam gats respect himself. Mike respected himse because of cameras.

According to OMASHOLA "Body no be firebody,no be say person go dy respect himself/herself because of cameras,konji go kill am".

RIP TO THE INNOCENT FOAM AND PILLOW


A MINUTE SILENCE FOR THEM

Tolexander:
More like a Sumo wedding!

Na Custom Mouka ahbi vitafoam dem go construction for them

obiekunie2:
Men!

that girl shape na super taper!

her response for bedmatics go be eh! spread eagle and monkey in the tiger shadow!

na enyem ya! daddy! nyebe mu ya!

Mekwue! ozugo kwa! mekwue! ozugo kwa!

Nna, e nagokwa na mebi

missimelda01:
Sorry but you sound harsh, this isn't a good way to advise people sir

Who come be this one ?

Jogunomi1:
If you see a peaceful home, it means one of the couple has agreed to be stvpid.

Let me tell you this, all nairaland females I ever met are below average in term of beauty. One of them is very famous here.

Stop looking for wives online. Check your street or your church. Drops mic

Seconded

Cus NL ladies are

Acidosis:
When you die, na one sweet young banker go chop that money las las.

Life is not that hard.

Better than for one lazy LovePeddler that parades herself as my gf or wife to eat it

Acidosis:
When you die, na one sweet young banker go chop that money las las.

Life is not that hard.

Better than one lazy LovePeddler that parades herself as my gf or wife to eat it

AntiBrutus:
Why should you marry a dumbass hoe?

You be goat?

Nawa o!

Poco,the Savage queen

Offpoint:
He brought his personal life here and thinks offpoint gives a flying fück.


In case you don't know, over 250 divorce has been filled today.
More than 250 break ups has been recorded today.

And the honest truth is I don't just give a fûck, I've got my own personal problem.

For a every break up and divorce there's always a reason and yours nothing new.

Lastly, before 24hrs if she's willing to start a new relationship.... there are 100 guys ready DM her INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS.

Stop acting like you invented breakup...

And do us a favor of showing us HER REPLIES.

GrabHisBalls:
Wait oh! What exactly are you feeling like? Will this girl die without you? Some of you give more attention to football than you give to your girlfriends, and they don't end it just 'cause there was some sort of divided attention. She had better leave you 'cause you're still very immature. Good luck with dating her backstabbing friend. You both suit yourselves.

Who's this one

cubby4:
Lol, this guy means business o.i only wish you were dating someone else and not her friend

If I was in his shoes,ah would done worst than that self. Ah would hv gone for her sis. She's an asshole,ah don't wait for karma to strike. Ah manufacture my own karma

cubby4:
Lol, this guy means business o.i only wish you were dating someone else and not her friend

If I was in his shoes,ah would hv went for her sis to be sincere. She's an asshole

MY NIGGA

Finally your broke up with her ,
You be real Gee,make she go make BBnaija give her new bf


And one LovePeddler is on the market for one Guy man to chop and drop

BUT GUY,SORRY FOR THIS BUT U BE MUMU.
WETIN CARRY YOUR ATM CARD GO HER CUSTODY
NA THE LAST WEA I FIT DO FOR ME WHOLE LIFE,EVEN MY SIS NO SABI MY PIN

Anyways,enjoy ur new profound relationship

Fejos:
where are your boobs? @dp

Went to do manicure and pedicure