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Family / Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by Atlantian: 12:58pm On Jan 30, 2016
Pretend to be sick to the point of death and see her becoming caring and forgetting all your misdemeanors.
Romance / Re: Orgasm: Reason Most Women Starve Their Spouse, Lesson To All Men by Atlantian: 11:21am On Jan 30, 2016
whoever isnt satisfied with my little 2 seconds can get satisfaction elsewhere, I have inventions to discover and have no fuccking time for emotional shit.

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Romance / Re: My Besty Gives Me Attitude When I Use My Fiance Pix As Dp by Atlantian: 11:15am On Jan 30, 2016
She has a better besty now, so back the Bleep off.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Government Job And A Firm: Time To Pick One by Atlantian: 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2016
So the private sector job has no future, because you will not be getting retirement benefit but you are sure state governments that are presently unable to sustain themselves can guarantee you retirement benefit. Does Nigeria as a country have a sustainable future at the moment ? Oil revenue is drying up to power the parasitic states so start selling pampers, at least we are sure people wont stop having sex and making babies. Pampers will always sell.
Food / Re: Would You Eat This Snake Pepper Soup? (Photo) by Atlantian: 8:12pm On Jan 29, 2016
Bullshit, I havent finished eating fish, I wan come eat reptiles. Again, bullshit/

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Spotted With Samuel Eto In The Street Of London by Atlantian: 4:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
Why is Peter looking so 40s ?
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Flaunts His Eight Mobile-Phones On Instagram(photo) by Atlantian: 1:40pm On Jan 29, 2016
So Dele Mumu udu hasnt heard of dual sim phones ?
Romance / Re: I Don't Enjoy Intercourse With Hubby. by Atlantian: 11:08am On Jan 29, 2016
Get yourself a vibra.tor.
Celebrities / Re: Three Young Nigerian Billionaires That Owns A Luxury Land Jet by Atlantian: 11:05am On Jan 29, 2016
God why was I given birth to in this jungle. Everything that is normal in most countries seems like luxury in this zoo.

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Family / Re: Must I Befriend My Husband Mistress Before There Will Be Peace In My Home? by Atlantian: 10:53am On Jan 29, 2016
@ Nkasiobi87

Learn the Art and Science of Manipulation and life will be easier. Refuse to be a victim and take charge of life.

1. Hire a guy to stalk the girl and give her a kiss when your husband is with her, then your husband's brain will reset, denial from the girl will confuse him more. The paid actor should continue stalking her.

2. Hire a hooker to caress your husband when the girl is with him, then he will be seen a philanderer.

He will get back to his senses.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lebanon Arrests Vulture Accused Of Spying For Isreal. (pic) by Atlantian: 8:46am On Jan 29, 2016
So, does it mean Israel can not afford high pixel high altitude UAV ?
Romance / Re: Lady Felt Molested By Male Doctor Who Squeezed Her Breasts by Atlantian: 6:43pm On Jan 28, 2016
Chei, I need to collect jamb form and enter medical school. Abeg which medical course will I read to have breast touching privileges ?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Claims Seun Kuti Is The Father Of Her Baby( photos) by Atlantian: 11:57pm On Jan 26, 2016
Ashawos are on rampage.
Celebrities / Re: Bariga Slum Where Olamide Grew Up (photos) by Atlantian: 7:47pm On Jan 26, 2016
Lagos na dustbin.

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Business / Re: How Nigerians Life Style Causes Naira Devaluation by Atlantian: 7:58pm On Jan 24, 2016
The only thing that holds the key to Nigeria's Naira evaluation is electricity. We will be able to manufacture most of the things we import and also export to nearby countries. Without electricity our Economy will be so bad in the next few years. Oil is not getting back to $100 a barrel soon.

So, we are bleeped. Except the FG, decides to De-Federalize power generation. I do not see any reasons that State Government can not be allowed to generate their electricity and transmitted to only their citizens.

Resources Control and allowing States to generate and sell their electricity to their citizens will jump start Nigeria. But who will bell the cat, we have an illiterate President and an unequipped Finance Minister.
Properties / Re: Building A House From Scratch Or Buying One? by Atlantian: 7:40pm On Jan 24, 2016
If you have high taste for designs and esthetics, then find a good building that can be re-designed and buy. If you do not really know if you have high taste, again buy.

But if you have low income and have time to run after mason, electricians, site manager etc, then build.

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Politics / Re: "Four People That Could Tear Nigeria Apart In 2016" - GreenNews.Ng by Atlantian: 11:26am On Jan 24, 2016
Nothing will ground Nigeria faster than inability to sell a barrel of crude oil for 6 months. In exactly 6 months, we can exhaust our $28b External Reserve without any oil export. And only one person can make that happen with the aid of c6 and his crew. Use your mouth to count your teeth.

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Education / Re: A Navy Seal Can Fight About 50people Single Handedly by Atlantian: 11:23am On Jan 24, 2016
9jaBloke:


That's not true.
Rob O' Neill-the one that claims to have fired the shot that killed Osama is retired and is a well known public speaker. Another retired member-Matt Bissonette wrote a book 'No easy day' and still appears on TV. Moreover, an Obama led USA would not get rid of an entire 'special Operations Military Unit for any reason. Be very sure of your facts before posting info on a public forum.
How does your entire drifty narratives about your addiction to war story relate to Navy Seal being able to fight 50 grown up men like me ? Yes, I agree Navy Seal can fight 50 grown up people, But the question is, can a Navy Seal fight and defeat 50 grown up men like me ? The Answer is NO. I can single-handed land another human being a blow that makes him regret going into a fight and I believe if another person like me join the brawl, the Navy Seal will see heaven before his body hits the floor.

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Celebrities / Re: These 4 Nigerian Stars Are Having A Party; Whose Own Will You Show Up For? by Atlantian: 11:17am On Jan 24, 2016
Even Davido. Chidinma and Tekno will abandon their own parties and head to Don Jazzy's own.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG To Generate 2million Jobs From ICT- Minister by Atlantian: 5:34pm On Jan 23, 2016
They want to legalize yaho yaho ?
Romance / Re: Would You Clean This For $1.5 Million Dollars? by Atlantian: 8:34am On Jan 22, 2016
I will not clean it, even for a billion dollars. There are many other ways to make $1.5 in a day.
Politics / Re: Is The $2.2 Billion Arms Deal Fraud Really A Propaganda? by Atlantian: 10:55am On Jan 14, 2016
Naira exchanges 305 naira to the dollar today. Can we stop discussing this nonsense and propose how I can import groundnut from China and sell in Lagos ?

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Business / Re: And The Naira Keeps Falling And Falling. This Is Becoming Very Embarassing by Atlantian: 9:21am On Jan 14, 2016
Chai, those who earn in dollars are the kings and queens.

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Politics / Re: #buharideathsquad Now Trending - Photos by Atlantian: 9:13am On Jan 14, 2016
grafikii:
I used to think Pdp elders were stupid with the senseless attack on buhari that eventually lead to them loosing the last election. Apparently their youth wing is even worse off, thwy trend all manner of sensless hastag everyday that you have wonder what it is about.

This style of opposition can't win you elections, neutrals can see through your hate
Seriously ? What a chronically tragic form of amnesia you have there. PDP was in power for 16yrs and you are just learning the rope. Just 9 months.
Politics / Re: Man From US Claims DSS Picked Him Up For Questioning (pics) by Atlantian: 9:08am On Jan 14, 2016
Welcome to 1985. I expect nothing more than cow dung from a cattle rearer. The economy is failing and the propaganda is raving.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Thunder Fire Change - Nigerian Lady by Atlantian: 12:30am On Jan 14, 2016
lol
Politics / Re: (photo)senator God'swill Akpabio Sleeping During Today's Plenary by Atlantian: 11:02pm On Jan 13, 2016
Do they work out at all ? They dont know that fat isnt a show of wealth but just indication of careless about good living ?

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Health / Re: Body Odour Problem, Please Help by Atlantian: 10:44pm On Jan 13, 2016
worriedmind:
Hi guys. They say a problem shared is a problem half solved. I noticed that I've developed body odour ‎for about 2 years now. I'm 35 years and I first noticed it in 2014 about when I just got a new job. I've tried all sorts of deodorants and body sprays and nothing works. Body sprays actually makes it worse for me. I've tried driclor and maximum strength anti perspirants but to no avail. I've tried the baking soda treatment, lime and lemon but still to no avail. I make it a point of duty to shave every night so it's not like I keep hairs. I also shower atleast twice everyday. It's not like i get too sweaty,infact I don't perspire as much as to wet clothes in the pits area yet the slightest hint of sweat that comes on mixes with whatever roll on I have on and then creates a bad smell even when I'm dry. I get a lot of mean looks and turned heads everyday and it's actually starting to affect me mentally as I dream of people rubbing their noses and making faces at me in my sleep. Funny how people judge you immediately like you don't groom yourself properly. My life is on a stand still right now and I get panic attacks from the thought of going out because of the treatment and funny looks I get from people. I've been masturbating for about 7 years now, could this be the cause? Is there any link between masturbation and body odour? Could it be ulcer? I'm inclined to think it's from from the inside because I've tried all measures of outter cleanliness. Please has anyone out there ever encountered this social burden and how did u deal with it? Please help a dying soul. 


Lalasticlala kindly move this to front page so I can get more help. Thanks alot‎

The solution is right before you.

1. Stop Alchohol even beer. Stop everything alchohol.
2. Drink Excessive Water, but stop alcohol.

The reasons are simple. Your liver is already overladen and -OH hydroxyl group reacts with the Ammonium acid in your vitals to produce that smell. If you do not have a sauna, or steambox then go to a massage place and pay to stay in their steambox, no need for massage, stay there and drink a lot of water to get rid of all the alcohol in your system.

Note: Your liver is already congested, so you need to do stop alcohol and use lots of water, at least 4litres daily to get rid of the toxins. If you do not get rid of these toxins from your system, you will eventually have liver problems. Do this and within 2 weeks the body odour will disappear.

Thank me later.

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Celebrities / Re: Finally! It Has Been Confirmed That Genevieve Nnaji Is Getting Married(photos) by Atlantian: 10:17pm On Jan 13, 2016
Who is 29yrs ? Is this a joke ? Someone with that look claims he is 29 ? Shame no dey this world again.

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Crime / Re: Four Robbery Suspects Subjected To Jungle Justice, Die In Police Custody by Atlantian: 10:12pm On Jan 13, 2016
They were murdered. All 4 can not just die like that.
Romance / Re: Big Boys Or Big Fools? (picture Of The Day) by Atlantian: 8:25pm On Jan 13, 2016
They should be made to mop the floor before leaving the club. I still wonder if that money can not buy me 50 litres of diesel to keep my house AC-cool'd. These ones never make money, just a few millions can make them feel on top of the world.

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