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Religion / Re: How Is Jesus' Death A Sacrifice If He Rose From The Dead ? by Atlantian: 6:31pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Proff7: Who is naive? someone who believes that jesus lives in the sky and breath deoxynated air. Or the person who believes a lady got pregnant without sex ? |
Religion / Re: Ese Walter Denounces Jesus, Says She No Longer Believes In God by Atlantian: 6:29pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Sealeddeal: Try pantheism. |
Religion / Re: How Is Jesus' Death A Sacrifice If He Rose From The Dead ? by Atlantian: 6:21pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Babakenny: You were born into Christianity and you have been told that hell is fire and you have to die to get there. But you refuse to ask if fire does burn soul. Fire is physical solvent and thus can have no effect on ethereal nature. So hell or heaven is your mental creation. It doesnt exist in reality. And Jesus didnt resurrect, I see no evidence and again Mary didnt get pregnant without sex with holy spirit unlesa you can prove that holy spirit can ejaculate. I dont believe things. I simply use science of today. So if you say there is hell. Lets assume there is....hell...why do you bother if i am going there? Cant christian allow peoplr to chose hell if they so prefer ? 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Easter: Mercy Johnson And Husband Donate Gifts To People (photos) by Atlantian: 4:10pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Image laundering |
Politics / Re: BUSTED: Senator Godswill Akpabio Attempts To Transfer Looted Funds From Dubai Bl by Atlantian: 3:48pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
aresa:Shut up, I am not sure you can locate Akwa Ibom on a map. 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Any Married Lady Who Never Had This Is As Good As unmarried. by Atlantian: 9:09am On Mar 28, 2016 |
Marriage will be a prison if all marital documents are signed, yet wives will say, "Is marriage prison ? I want to hang out with my friends". But then they want alimony and child support when time comes. African marriage is okay for us, we have accepted their christianity and Islam, let us at least keep our form of marriage. |
Politics / Re: Oluwatogun-Olunleye, Soldier Beheaded By Boko Haram In Baga, Borno by Atlantian: 8:53am On Mar 28, 2016 |
------He who joins Nigerian Army is seeking alternative to suicide-------- 1 Like |
Properties / Re: Should I Give My Unfaithful Tenant An Eviction Notice? by Atlantian: 12:21pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
drinkmorewater:Seems you are a tenant somewhere owing some rent. Why are you taking it personal? Do you know the cost of a plot of land ? |
Properties / Re: Should I Give My Unfaithful Tenant An Eviction Notice? by Atlantian: 12:18pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Who cares about what thsy go through. I have seen ungratefulness with tenants. I provide electricity and pump water daily and even provide beddings and AC in the apartments. What i do now is to give you notice of eviction 3 months before expiry of your rent statinf that i wanna sell the property. That way i can make more money. If they dont like it they can send their beautiful wife or daughter to come and beg me |
Phones / Re: Unlimited Data Plans For Cell Phones by Atlantian: 10:11am On Mar 27, 2016 |
We dont have a functional regulatory agency. |
Politics / Re: In Sign Of Major Crack Within Ruling Party, Tinubu Takes On Buhari’s Minister by Atlantian: 8:09am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Who is the Minister of Petroleum? This Tinubu and Co....must think we are silly and truly we are. Buhari is Minister of Petroleum yet we blame Kachikwu. And we can not blame Fashola for a failed electric sector. Nigeria is a failed state. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Late Joshua Ocholi’s Dream That Was So Cut Short by Atlantian: 4:00am On Mar 27, 2016 |
dimsonu: Death doesnt come knocking. It is not a being. |
Romance / Re: She Is Frustrating My Life, Just After I Officially Proposed To Her by Atlantian: 3:39am On Mar 27, 2016 |
I didnt know that mugu exist till now. You allow runz girl to brutalize you |
Celebrities / Re: Banky W To Take A Break From Music, So He Can Marry & Raise Kids by Atlantian: 11:20pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
Much more like saying;"I am starved of inspiration, I dont know what to sing and I do not want to descend so low by releasing low materials. Let me marry and see whats up and then by then I will get more creative." 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Man On His Kneels To Beg Rich Man In Car For Money In Lagos by Atlantian: 10:01pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
Dont mind that boy. He has knelt down for me many times and i am tired of giving him. There js also a lastman official that waves daily once he knows you driving a big car. Bleep them all. They are not needy beggars. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: Watch How These Kids Danced At A Birthday Party (video) by Atlantian: 4:57pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
I see nothing wrong there. I see kids that will break down illusions about sex and conquer more important questions about existence 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Blasts Fan Who Criticized His Sexy Bedroom Photo & Caption by Atlantian: 10:34am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Humans still find sex as embarrassing ? Sex is fun and being married shouldn't limit our sexuality. It should give it wings. |
Politics / Re: Kenneth Archibong Is Dead (Ex-House Of Representatives Member) by Atlantian: 4:48pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
When you owe the earth a debt, you got to pay it back with zero interest. Yes, deposit it 6ft and move on. Yes....welldone soul. |
Romance / Re: 12 Reasons Not To Marry Or Have Anything To Do With An Ex Prostitute by Atlantian: 4:07pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Seems someone is speaking based on experience of marrying an ex prostitute. Chai..... |
Career / Re: Before My Boss Sacks Me, Should I Resign? by Atlantian: 2:56pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Yes, resign and come and be washing my cars for me. You never know wetin Buhari time dey talk. 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: See The Beauty Of Nature. by Atlantian: 2:53pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
HandsomeChris:Thanks for recognizing that I am great. |
Politics / Re: President Buhari Presents 10-Months Scorecard by Atlantian: 2:46pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Buhari is a great tyrant. His achievement are as follows: 1. Incessant queues at every filling station in Nigeria. 2. Black out in every major city as electricity supply is near zero. 3. Fulani cattle rearers are on rampage with their AK 47 4. The great man himself has initiated an era of inconclusive election as INEC and DSS as well as EFCC are now departments in APC. 5. This is a wonderful president, most people will agree that there was need to invent intrepretDaura app; an android app that interprete Buhari's English to normal English. 6. The mileage of our presidential planes have been racked up, the man is a wonderful traveler. He has actually spent more time 13 kilometers in the air than he has spent in his office at Aso Villa. Kudos to the ancient relic of yesterday. The incoruptible man whose wife wears 10m wristwatch she bought using money she got from her spa salon. Great leader indeed, the messiah who santifies anyone who joins APC. The moment you are baptized into APC, your sins are washed away and you are no more "KWARAPT". 1 Like |
Business / Re: I Still Wash My Husband’s Underwears - Folorunsho Alakija by Atlantian: 2:37pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
So this mannnnnn no know say IBB kumbaya him wife. Abi him know but just comot face cos of money. |
Politics / Lessons On Socialism. by Atlantian: 2:35pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Socialism principles: All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all). After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. Could not be any simpler than that. These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment: 1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. 4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it! 5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation. Can you think of a reason for not sharing this? Neither could I. 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: Bag Snatcher Beaten Gwagwalada, Abuja (Photos) by Atlantian: 12:55pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Buhari's economics is turning masses to thieves. 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: Why We Are Importing Grass By Minister Of Agriculture by Atlantian: 11:19am On Mar 25, 2016 |
So, the millions of species of grasses in Nigeria isnt good enough for the cattles of Hausa/Fulan, now they want to import grass. Very soon, we will import pure water. APC - Progress! 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: 'GEJ Made Mistakes But God Knows He Tried' - Reno Omokri by Atlantian: 8:47am On Mar 25, 2016 |
What nonsense. Everyone should allow Jonathan to rest, this is almost one year after his tenure and his name is being echoed here and there. Allow the man some peace, with what I am seeing now, Jonathan is a saint. |
Politics / Re: This Guy Predicted What Will Happen If Buhari Wins 2015 Election by Atlantian: 10:32am On Mar 24, 2016 |
Boland:I was able to drive into a filling station and buy petrol any time during GEJ's presidency. I was able to also know the direction of the government. Now, the tenant we voted into Aso Rock doesnt know time is ticking he will soon vacate the luxury and go back to Daura where cattles are worth more than humans. |
Politics / Re: Presidency: No Vacancy In 2019 -APC by Atlantian: 10:23am On Mar 24, 2016 |
Ofcourse, Aso Rock can not be vacant, but a president is always a tenant, and the landlord/lady is any Nigerian with Voter's card. We alone will decide the next tenant in Aso Rock. One thing I am sure is, no one will vote the man who has turned us to beggars with our own money at filling stations. |
Romance / Re: Help! My Fiance Is HIV Positive, I'm Not; What Do I Do? by Atlantian: 4:48pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
AsYouSaid:I havent checked my status at all. Just thinking of it scares the shiiit out of me. |
Romance / Re: Help! My Fiance Is HIV Positive, I'm Not; What Do I Do? by Atlantian: 10:27am On Mar 23, 2016 |
heilige:Hahaha there is 5 minutes test-kits in pharmacy everywhere though. Looks like pregnancy test-kit. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help! My Fiance Is HIV Positive, I'm Not; What Do I Do? by Atlantian: 10:26am On Mar 23, 2016 |
HRich:Marriage ke. Are you out of your mind ? 1 Like |
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