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This man is one heck of a funny character. You are stuck there in Europe with fear of returning to your fatherland but dictating to the military on how to prepare for an election the 2 thieving parties you belong to are about to lose.

Please come back and help them. Buhari, police army, DSS and EFCC also has a big surprise gift waiting for you by the way.

DONT TAKE TOO LONG OOO

Atiku, please save whatever is left of your money. These ones are praise singing for you but in actual fact, they are Obidients. Druggie already realized that long ago and is staying away from the region. Only that his hope of making up for SS, SE, NC, Lagos, Ogun, Oyo and Osun States that he will lose in February is going up in smokes. Kano, Kaduna and Katsina are witnessing Sunami of defections from APC to PDP and Labour.

So some debate dodging crooked druggie will cry tire to the glory of God. He is already inconsolable considering the billions of Naira he has been offloading without visible improvement in his showing.

Boyooosa:
Yes, let the game begin

Let me see the first Baga that will take excuse to avoid this....

Let's see them, that will chicken out

You already know who will chicken out as usual and avoid the debate by hiding under BokoShettima’s babariga.

Will he finally show up to disgrace himself more?

I doubt it!

He wants the office by fire by force.

post=118164177:
We have a 39 year old candidate vying for the Presidential candidate, below
but some hypocrites cum terrorists see a grandfather of over 60 year old as a youth!


Children of hate, perdition and frustrations will not see this young man below 40 years old to campaign for as a youth,
But they are here disturbing sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians , telling sane Nigerian youths that a grandpa that is well over 60 years is a Youth!!
Typical ipob hypocritical youths dem.
CHILDREN that are part and parcel of People Deceiving People.
Nonentities everywhere.

Imumolen,
All the very best in your presidential campaign.
The youths are with you......sane and sensible youths we mean.
Not supporters of murderers and kidnappers.
Awon werey 100%



We don laff tire for area.
Na true u talk o.

Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.

Rule 2.
Rule 8.
Rule 20.

Why are you people letting this man insult a whole tribe and other people with different political opinions without consequences? Do you have a separate standard for him?

post=118164177:
We have a 39 year old candidate vying for the Presidential candidate, below
but some hypocrites cum terrorists see a grandfather of over 60 year old as a youth!


Children of hate, perdition and frustrations will not see this young man below 40 years old to campaign for as a youth,
But they are here disturbing sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians , telling sane Nigerian youths that a grandpa that is well over 60 years is a Youth!!
Typical ipob hypocritical youths dem.
CHILDREN that are part and parcel of People Deceiving People.
Nonentities everywhere.

Imumolen,
All the very best in your presidential campaign.
The youths are with you......sane and sensible youths we mean.
Not supporters of murderers and kidnappers.
Awon werey 100%



We don laff tire for area.
Na true u talk o.

So let me understand this oo! You are okay with an 89 years old great-grandpa ancestor that is known for his criminal activities and fuzzy background but have issues with a 60 years old man with notable accomplishments and stellar intellectual acumen? Trying to cover your preference for Thieffnubu by mentioning 39 or 40 year old candidate is an attempt at covering your obvious. Your posts here on Nairaland leaves me shaking my head at your thought processes.

Wizzy my friend speaking the minds of 85% of sane Nigerians. Not the brainless and bribe taking urchins and Agbadolites.

But you believe your principal, Waziri Atiku will win when he can’t count any state as 100% behind him. Abi na Thiefnubbu that can’t win anywhere in SE, SS, NC and also Lagos, Ogun, Osun, Oyo, Kano, Kaduna and Katsina.

2023 is between Kwankwaso and Obi!

Curious345:
Who said all these things

Late Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. Ah, you never hear am before? I get plenty more. He was not only corrupt but yin mouth bad like Emi Lokan. Always talked senselessly.

post=118164274:
All presidential candidates should go for the tests.
Seconded....

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My wonderful friend and brother from another mother, I agree with you for once. Let everyone of them get tested. But you know the one that will run away as he often does when challenged by Nigerians. He believes it’s his turn and it must be handed to him without being questioned.

I hope you won’t switch your moniker back to NLPoliceWoman just to report me for agreeing with you for once.

I’m not concerned about Atiku. I’m only concerned about the one who always sounds like he is drunk or high on drugs. He will become something worse than Robert Mugabe corruption-wise and always allowing his filthy mouth to spew garbage like these:

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman Catholic priest.

2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.

3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.

4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.

5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your joystick or vagina on your wedding day.

9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.

10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?

11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.

12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.

13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.

14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.

15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.

17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.

20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.



21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.

23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.

24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.

25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached Unclad Eve instead of Unclad Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.

26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.

28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.

May God forbid BAT thing.

utenwuson:
All the ipob responsible should never be allowed to leave prison

Yes. But don’t forget to add ya father and all his fellow armed robbers. Dem follow join.

Curious345:
Good .

I love sanwolu and I will vote for him .

But I cannot stain my finger with ink to thumbprint for tinubu victory .. am I maaaaaaaaad!

Gbam!

I dey ya side bro!

I hope Sanwo-Olu will endeavor to send to families of people slain by vicious police officers.

That’s my own.

NigeriaIsGreat:
Anyhow You Photoshop am Chinedu

Tinubu will lord and rule over your kindred for good 8 years just as Buhari is currently rulling over them

Ok.
But No photoshop bro.
He just looks like a scarecrow.

Correct dude!
Any Nigerian with sense will not consider Tinubu or Atiku.

shigishege:
okoro tinubu is your president come 2023.

You mean this drooling Tinubu? Just making sure ooo.

kingthreat:
Drug trafficker thinks he has an opinion

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

2023 Lagos Poll

Kwankwaso 25%
Peter Obi 40%
Atiku 15%
Tinubu 20%

Donjazet2:
Sorry for the minor digression.
Announcement:
Nigerians should not allow themselves be decieved by the noise of the pro-apc posters here. While everyone knows that Peter Obi support here is organic and natural from the average user of nairaland, the APC employ people for the sole purpose of artificially amplifying the parties talking points on social media. So you have few people, creating multiple accounts and generating fake likes and attacking people who want an escape from the misrule of APC.

Don't fall for it, see the owner of nairaland complaining against these people.

Don't be decieved and make sure you sensitise others so they won't be decieved.

Some of his moderators are guilty of that. Also that thing called (I don’t think he is human).

Useless terrorist sponsoring midget. Are you not one of them. After 8 years of creating terrorism and making Kaduna worse than ever, you are now calling for tackling terrorism. APC and anyone that is part of the party ought to be banned from politics permanently. Incompetent crooks.

NwaMamaIwota:


as e dey pain them
e dey sweet us baje baje baje oooo

Moh247 Ireportlive is crying
children of God are dancing
hahahahaha

na so we go surprise them ooo

Tinubu go lule las las
hahahahaha

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

I just heard that Moh247 just went and hugged a transformer upon hearing and seeing the size of the rally then hin come kpai.

Oh, what a wicked world!

kingthreat:
90% are Igbos and from other SS states.
Let them get it in their heads. No way will Jagagban be won in Lagos.
Just like no way Turaki can be won in Adamawa or Pandora can be won in Anambla.

Keep fooling yourself.

Soon una eyes go clear.

Better say bye bye to Lagos and focus more on Iragbiji.

So it’s actually likely that Thiefnubbu will lose his Lagos strongest base in addition to Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Kano, Katsina and Kaduna? He should start asking for refund from those Governors now. What nonsense!

Meanwhile Kawankwaso 2023!

A country of crooks and criminals. At the end of the day, nothing will become of this claim.

But why are they closing their eyes to the obvious Thiefnubbu loot that we all know is there?

EFCC is so incompetent. Go and arrest the big thief Thiefnubbu who has no immunity if you truly want to save this country.

Trinitycian:
Senator Binani had earlier tendered her resignation letter. But Tinubu, to save face, 'fired' her.

https://www.nairaland.com/7415882/adamawa-sen-aishatu-binani-steps/



https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/04/apc-crisis-deepens-presidential-candidate-tinubu-sacks-senator-binani-campaign

El Thieffnubu campaign in a never-ending crisis. The wheels are truly coming off his campaign and APC to the glory of God.

tiger28:
WHILE Mr No Shi Shi donated less than 5M to his OWN Anambra Ppl??

The man that said he is richer than Biden?


Long ting loading!

How much has Alhaji El Thiefnubbu donated to Lagos and entire SW? With all the looted Lagos money he should have single-handedly rebuilt entire affected SW communities. Or is it that his SW does not matter again?

Kwankwaso 2023, Alhamdulillah!

MrMcJay:
My brother, go and ask what Wike as Minister did to Amaechi as Governor.

Wike as which Minister?
Wike has never been a Minister bro.
Executive Governor of a state has much power within his domain, just n case you don’t know how the law works.

Ireportlive:
Festus Keyamo SAN is about to teach Diri sense

Funny characters everywhere.

The fellow is under detention and Keyamo is in far away Abuja ranting and you say he is about to reach a sitting Governor with so much power sense. How so?

That’s why some consider Buhari a useless idiot whose only mission is to make Nigeria worse than Somalia and Afghanistan. A man who promised to ban government officials from foreign medical trips but came and he and his family will not even use the Aso Rock hospital that his government budgets billions for each year. God will surely punish him.

I’m sure more suffering and smiling idiots will still come here to defend the never-do-well and fellow dumbo. May the life of anyone (and that of his entire generations to come) who comes here to utter any form of defense for the incompetent buffooon be worse than the current fate of Nigeria. I hope they will say amen to this.