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Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by Atmmachine(m): 3:39am On Dec 03, 2015

Girls need to change and wear fresh panties every 9 hours.
That hole down there smells like fish, they need to keep everything clean.

That's why i like white girls, they're clean freaks

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Celebrities › Re: Nuella And Tchidi Chikere's Court Wedding In Pictures by Atmmachine(m): 8:20pm On Dec 02, 2015

jjj

Travel › Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by Atmmachine(m): 8:09pm On Dec 02, 2015

There's nothing like a virgin passport.
I know how the American embassy works.

What they only do is a thorough secret background check on you.
Even if you got your passport that very day, you will be given a visa.
Before you even come to the interview, they already know if you will get the visa or not, the interview is just to physically see you.

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Travel › Re: USA Visit Visa Part 2 by Atmmachine(m): 8:02pm On Dec 02, 2015

neks31:
LadyG Biko nwanne I trailed u to this thread!! I have a lot of kweshions to ask.. My elder sis want to apply for visit visa to come join me n help me with my lo when I give birth but she has virgin passport n zero travel history ... She works in one land rig with an oil producing company n she will be due to go on leave in Jan n she just started working there for a year!
Now my qts is ; should she apply dat she is going on vacay n do a reservation with a Newyork hotel cos she plans to visit there too or should she use d accommodation addy that I will be staying in d Us at d time of her interview?? D name she is working at her place of work with is diff from her bank statements n bank details tho she has a affidavit to back up her change of name before she got d job. Pls help me advise her n she is single n early 30s too!! Thanks n God bless

What is a virgin passport ??

Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Queries Okonjo-iweala Over Arms Deal by Atmmachine(m): 7:45am On Dec 02, 2015

Even this short man dey question person ??

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Health › Re: Today,1st Of December Is World Aids Day!!! by Atmmachine(m): 3:44am On Dec 01, 2015

With how things are turning out #Technologically and scientifically .
I know this deadly disease will eventually have a cure.

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Family › Re: Dear Family Please Advice A Wife To Be!!! by Atmmachine(m): 3:25am On Dec 01, 2015

kagorba3:
Huh? So caring, do you care for his contact?

Please, can i have his contact ??

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Escapes Death In Bayelsa (suspects Pictured) by Atmmachine(m): 2:52pm On Nov 30, 2015

Buhari

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Romance › Re: Why We Should Stop Picking On Girls Who Are Dating For Money by Atmmachine(m): 11:11pm On Nov 29, 2015*

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Phones › Re: Pictures From Iphone6s Nigeria Launch by Atmmachine(m): 10:10am On Nov 29, 2015

Mekky05:
Simply put.. You can't afford it. Samsung users and other android phone users always beefing Apple iphone.

Lol.
How much is an IPhone 6s sold ??
I can buy 50 of them without going to the bank.

I find your comment funny.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: He Lost His Chance Of Getting The Job Because Of Pierced Ears by Atmmachine(m): 10:05am On Nov 29, 2015

Bullshit.
Just stop lying.
I pierced my ears.
I have visible tattoos all over my body.
Why do i have a good paying office job ??

You need to see how many tattoos the police guys do have on their bodies here in New York.
Why were they hired ??

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Sports › Re: Photos Of Jude Ighalo And His Wife Of 6 Years by Atmmachine(m): 9:23am On Nov 29, 2015

Misterlaby:
How old is he...

Married 6 years and still around 24 abi...

Anthony Martial
Oscar
Jesse Lingard
Use your head, boy.

Phones › Re: Pictures From Iphone6s Nigeria Launch by Atmmachine(m): 9:15am On Nov 29, 2015

Apple products are just overhyped piece of shoot.
Don't say i can't afford them.
I can afford as many as i want but they're just overpriced crap and they're products better than them.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 28th November 2015 by Atmmachine(m): 7:37pm On Nov 28, 2015

gretblue:
They will soon discover crude oil in Manchester the way United is going down.

Not funny.
Try again motherfucker.
United is in 2nd position, how are they going down ??

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 28th November 2015 by Atmmachine(m): 6:36pm On Nov 28, 2015

Please.

Please.

Please.
Any streaming link so i can watch this game on my laptop.
I can't afford to loose this game.

Crime › Re: FED Poly Ado-Ekiti Student Commits Suicide Because Of An Extra Year (graphic) by Atmmachine(m): 7:57am On Nov 27, 2015

Only cowards do commit suicide.

This life is so fun to be thinking about how to take my life.
If i can buy and add more years to my existence on earth, i will.

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Business › Re: Enugu Shoprite....my Dope Swagg Pictures There.. Me And My G's. by Atmmachine(m): 10:52pm On Nov 26, 2015

TOMTOM15:
I wanna discuss sumtin with you drop any of your contact for me...

Pm me

Business › Re: Enugu Shoprite....my Dope Swagg Pictures There.. Me And My G's. by Atmmachine(m): 10:28pm On Nov 26, 2015

TOMTOM15:
Tell him...But that your shoe is very expensive...

Lol
I can't get killed for that NIKE

Business › Re: Enugu Shoprite....my Dope Swagg Pictures There.. Me And My G's. by Atmmachine(m): 9:22pm On Nov 26, 2015*

Francis95:
Bro.. Its not China.. Its dope bro..

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Business › Re: Enugu Shoprite....my Dope Swagg Pictures There.. Me And My G's. by Atmmachine(m): 9:14pm On Nov 26, 2015

Francis95:
Lol.. No be beans oo.. Na 15k.

Bro.
You're broke and you're still a kid.
When i was 20 years old ii do wear shoes of 900 thousand naira.
If you know how much Air yezzy produced by Kanye west is, you will be ashamed to brag you went to Shop rite.
What will you do when you come to Las Vegas or Florida ??
Akon owns a diamond producing company but you can't see him wearing diamonds or expensive shoes, watches and clothes.
Just think twice.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs PSV Eindhoven: UCL (0 - 0) On 25th November 2015 by Atmmachine(m): 9:42pm On Nov 25, 2015

Memphis Depay is just a waste.
Wayne Rooney is just as useless as a motherfucker.
The only outstanding player in our team is Anthony Martial, he got injured in French international match and he's playing with a ruptured ankle.

Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun: "I Am Beautiful And Pretty" (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 7:14pm On Nov 25, 2015

amiskurie:
U made me check again,then I realized I wasn't drunk,that u must have been the one high from alomo.

Check wella when ur eyes don clear,and stay away from keyboards for a week to relief u of all those stress and hustle of keyboarding.

Why are you so foolish ??

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Nairaland General › Re: Cows On BRT Lane In Ikorodu Lagos (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:52am On Nov 25, 2015

Only in Nigeria

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Phones › Re: British Man Creates His Facebook Profile Pic With Nigerian Flag: What He Wrote by Atmmachine(m): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2015

He's a great guy.
Don't mind those foolish nigerians putting the French flag on their Facebook while their home country is under savagery.

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Politics › Re: Abubakar Audu: Nigerians React To Accusation Of Rape by Atmmachine(m): 10:06am On Nov 24, 2015

[color=#000000]Just like the lady who accused Timaya of rape.
These bitches need some easy money they never work for.
Twitter and Instagram is now the police department where you report rape cases ??
They do this shiit over here.
Sean Kingston, Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Rick Ross, French Montana, Lil Wayne were all accused of rape. Their accusers only need some dollar. [/color]

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Literature › Re: In Memory Only (Romance) by Atmmachine(m): 9:57am On Nov 24, 2015

Only immature people reads shiit like this.
Gainfully employed people have no time for fictional stories.

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Family › Re: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by Atmmachine(m): 12:33am On Nov 24, 2015

Let me tell you something.
You're still a kid, you live with your parents, they feed you.
African parents derive joy in beating their children.

One day you will get rich and he will want you to buy mansions for him and give him money, It will be up to you to choose how to repay him.

Let me use Emmanuel Adebayor as an example, His family got what they deserve because they treated him like a slave.

If you want your dad to stop beating you. #Fight him, i repeat, #Fight him.
He will never touch you again.

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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Spotted In Linda Ikeji's Bedroom by Atmmachine(m): 8:07pm On Nov 23, 2015

I'm beginning to suspect the owner of Nairaland done sell this lovely forum to some thirsty ass kids.

Linda Ikeji's bedroom.
What do you want us to do with it ?? Debate on it ?? Write an essay on it ??

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Politics › Re: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 3:46pm On Nov 23, 2015*

pweetychyka:
Okkk!
Maybe u 'll drop ur i.d?
But in a very secured platform tho!

Here's my email modified@gmail.com

Politics › Re: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2015

pweetychyka:
So wat can we do now?

Maybe Facebook

Romance › Re: I Just Caught My Man Jerking Off by Atmmachine(m): 2:49pm On Nov 23, 2015

Her pusssy stinks & he's tired of that rotten fish smell down there.

I don't blame the guy, i would have masturbated by brain out if i were her boyfriend.
#Stinky goat.

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