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RomanceRe: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by Atmmachine(m): 6:08pm On Oct 26, 2015
Sijo01:
This is not the time to speak in tongues bro.
You know the game.
I was just booking space
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by Atmmachine(m): 6:04pm On Oct 26, 2015
I need a beautiful face.
I don't wanna be banging her and be looking at the face of this ugly old woman in my village.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth And MI "Who Said MI Is Short ?" - See Photo by Atmmachine(m): 9:43am On Oct 26, 2015
switesthart:
Anyone now knows y MI is called "chairman"?
This is it. Na ontop chair him stand so.

In 2005, MI had 2 failed suicide attempts

Reason being say .. Him hand nor reach D rope wen iceprince tie for fan make him use kpai.




Nigerians and vain things

So now na MI and BM .. Who shortpaSs be breaking news for naija on a monday morning ...


OP has got Diarrhoea of the Brain
Dry joke.
M.I can feed your family for 100 years.
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Davido Feeding His Baby by Atmmachine(m): 9:39am On Oct 26, 2015
The joy of a father.
TravelRe: Between Lagos And Johannesburg by Atmmachine(m): 6:48am On Oct 26, 2015
Point of correction.

Arizona is not bigger than Nigeria.
The only State in America that is bigger than Nigeria is Alaska.

I have a dual citizenship in both countries.

I love Nigeria & i will die for Nigeria.
In terms of beauty South Africa is way better than Nigeria. (Thanks to the white men who developed south Africa but the South Africans are so lazy, they don't work)
In terms of being civilized, the economy and wealth Nigeria is the Pride of Africa, though our leaders are fuccking up big time but Nigerians keeps getting rich
RomanceRe: President Of Nigerian Prostitutes, JessicaElvis Is Dead by Atmmachine(m): 6:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
Finally
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Makeup Artist Transforms Gas Explosion Survivor In Amazing Way (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 5:26pm On Oct 25, 2015
I hope the makeup artist will make heaven on the last day.
SportsWhere Can I Watch The English Premier League On My Phone by Atmmachine(op): 3:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
I'm stuck.

I do miss a lot of football matches.
Can someone tell me where i can watch the EPL live on the internet for free.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 0) On 25th October 2015 by Atmmachine(m): 2:44pm On Oct 25, 2015
Make i die this night if Manchester City wins this match

FamilyRe: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by Atmmachine(m): 7:29am On Oct 25, 2015
bammo:
but then she wakes you up from your dream to go and mop the floor
Sorry.
I don't play with kids.
FamilyRe: Meet Woman Who Had 7 Babies In 5 Years by Atmmachine(m): 1:07am On Oct 25, 2015
Take care of every kid you bring to this world.

You enjoyed unprotected sex and you want the government or some rich person to come take care of your kids, Na them give you belle ??

I will never bring a kid to this world if i can't provide for him/her.
God will never forgive me if i do that.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Inside Her Mansion ( Today's New Photo ) by Atmmachine(m): 10:10pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nkk
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Inside Her Mansion ( Today's New Photo ) by Atmmachine(m): 10:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
She will get married soon.
She bought a good mansion, next thing she will buy is a young gentleman.
CelebritiesRe: 7 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Beautiful Houses (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 8:16pm On Oct 24, 2015
Seculent:
PSquare's house is too juvenile.
"The face me i face you "
You live in is too juvenile.
FamilyRe: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by Atmmachine(m): 8:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
God forgives but i don't.

I make war so i may live in peace.
My asshole Aunties , friends and uncles are reaping the fruits of their labor.
They did say I'm useless when i was in Nigeria because i had no job.
I traveled to America in 2008, studied medicine, now i make millions in just a year

They treated me like shit when i was nobody & I'm kind of rich now and they want me to forgive and forget.

I ripped my heart and buried it in the grave, now i don't have any sympathy for anyone.
FamilyRe: My Horrible Experience When Living With A Relative. by Atmmachine(m): 7:56pm On Oct 24, 2015
MissAssy:
There are some experiences you don't wanna keep to yourself. Mine is what i experienced when i lived with my aunt and her children who are all older than me in 2006.Am gonna make this story as short as possible.Am not much of a writer so please bear with me and share your experiences too.

It started when i went for a vacation at their house in aba. I was 11yrs then and that made it easy for them to brainwash me with fake love using bleach and iron sponge. Well one day like that, my aunt gave me nd my cousin some chores to do and left for market, after i finished mine my cousin tried to cajole me to do hers so i refused but when she tried to drag me inside to beat me or something, my eyes hit the key lock.i thought i ws going to go blind because blood started gushing out of my left eye as if that was not enough she asked me to lie on how i got the accident and that was during the period of my vacation,i thought that was an accident and that such thing wont happen again cos they asked me to live with them which i agreed meanwhile my mom disagreed cos she was maltreated by her aunt when she was little on the other hand my dad agreed cos that is his sister. As time went on,they showed me their true colour.i go to school only 3times in a week except when we have exams.i do all the hard work in the house and they're never satisfied, as an 11yr old girl i fetch water with 25liters of gallon i bet that's why all my siblings are taller than me ,i wake up around 5 every morning to wash the plates, fetch water meanwhile i fetch water every night and the most painful part is that she have sons that can fetch water and am always late for school and am always the last to pay school fees, everyone knows me in school then, most of the time i wont eat breakfast before going to school and i will stay hungry till 4 with nothing in my tummy.i cry myself to sleep every night and they don't care, i hardly smile or laugh when am with them.school is my escape route cos i have a best friend then who buys things like food for me then and help pay for my textbooks then cos am always the last to pay for everything.If i ask her to give me money for a textbook worth 150 she will say she doesn't have meanwhile she will bring money in bundles and count in my presence our school then is a mixed school so i gained alot from boys,at a time our sp stopped punishing me for coming late.Her daughter sends me out at night to buy things for her and if i refuse i will get a beating.whenever my mum or dad visits me, they start treating me well and calling me by my short name which us Muanya instead of Chimuanya they usually blurt out.whenever they cook a new soup i will b the one to eat the old one and by the time i finish it, the new one will b old.when i was in jss2, my lil sis who was around 6 then came for a holiday so one day it rained so hard,u know aba nau with bad road and everything After the rain my aunt asked me to go and buy pepper so i bought dry pepper which they usually use, when i came back she asked me to go and change it that she needs fresh pepper so i told her that we have fresh pepper and she asked me to bring it, when i brought it, it turns out that the pepper has decayed with maggot the next thing i knew she poured the on my face and i didn't even know what i did to deserve that.i thought my heart was going to break,i couldn't even cry but when i turned and saw my lil sis crying, i couldn't hold back my own tears with my heart aching after i washed off the pepper on my face she still asked me to go and change the pepper and it was already dark then.These are just half of the things they did to me and the only thing i regret till now is never running away cos i know they would have alot to answer to everyone if i did.

Lalasticlala please push this for me
Jdkkdkdj
PoliticsRe: Another Bomb Blast In Maiduguri, Kills Four by Atmmachine(m): 11:42am On Oct 24, 2015
She will be given 90 brand new handsome male virgins when she gets to heaven.

I do envy the Muslims.
They keep collecting all the virgins in heaven, we the Christians will have nothing left for us when we get to heaven.

Islam is the only peaceful religion on earth.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Rapper Practicing For His Show In UK | PHOTOS by Atmmachine(m): 11:41am On Oct 24, 2015
Humble Nigga
FamilyRe: Ladies! 7 Reasons Why You Should Sleep More Often With Your Husband by Atmmachine(m): 11:59pm On Oct 23, 2015
Not only their husbands.
Every girl ought to be having sex 5 times every week.

Don't allow your pusssy to rust.
Don't allow cobwebs to occupy your pussy.

Take the rod and banana every week.
God gave you the pusssy so you can enjoy sex with your boyfriend.
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Payment - Has Anyone Ever Paid Whatsapp Here? by Atmmachine(m): 10:13pm On Oct 23, 2015
Ndjdiei
PoliticsRe: Yola Bomb Blast: Photos Of Bodies Being Evacuated By Rescue Team by Atmmachine(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2015
I can stop the Book Haram menace in just a day.

Just divide Nigeria.
The Boko Haram are fighting for the Islamic state, they want their own country.
That's why they kill Christians, Atheists, Muslims, Hindus.
They don't care who you are.

Just divide this country and you will not hear any bomb blast.
PoliticsRe: Yola Bomb Blast: Photos Of Bodies Being Evacuated By Rescue Team by Atmmachine(m): 10:09pm On Oct 23, 2015
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EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Atmmachine(m): 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2015
ogbiwa:
looking back now, boarding house was fun though it wasn't fun back then. I alwyas say it, my kids will definitely attend a boarding school cos the survival lessons you learn there will help for life.

It is in boarding house that you learn to accurately gauge the exact quantity of garri that when soaked for an exact duration will fill a given basin to the exact rim- you dont learn that much maths in class.

I once remember a friend in boarding house, big boy o, that was cooking just half a tuber of yam and before you knew it, more than 30 boys had flocked around his corner, stylishly discussing football while checking when the yam will done, omo na so my guy bring down steaming pot of yam, removed his manhood and stuck it into boiling yam, guys just curse the guy and deserted his corner within seconds, calling him bad market. Na so my guy remove him thing and jejely ate his little yam alone. That sharp reflex in time of danger you dont learn it elsewhere! I rep FSTC Awka
What set ??
EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Atmmachine(m): 9:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
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EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Atmmachine(m): 9:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
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EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by Atmmachine(m): 9:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Valuable Things You Can Buy With N500 In Nigeria by Atmmachine(m): 8:33pm On Oct 23, 2015
With that amount you can't buy a bread here in USA
BusinessRe: My First Bank Mastercard Was Hacked In The USA by Atmmachine(m): 8:07pm On Oct 22, 2015
Realone92:
Same here in CA
California is the headquarter.
CrimeRe: South-African Based Nigerian Arrested With 3.9kg Of Drug In Lagos (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 5:06pm On Oct 22, 2015
IlekeHD:
[size=18pt]High crime rates in the SW is parallel to high rate of igbo immigrations to the SW

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1. Ritual killers, kidnappers, cannibals and human parts merchants, baby factory operators, drug dealers, distributors of fake products, fake pharmaceutical owners. That's why Igbos land is the World Capital of Ritual-killers, baby factory workers and quite erosive.

2. Fetish Juju charmers

3. Deadly cultists - Arochukwu, Abia, Enugu igbos part of river state; Achebe

4. Child kidnappers aka baby factories and Infant RAPE- Fathers raping their little children, mothers raping their little children, brothers raping sisters

5. Human eating restaurant destination gateaway – Anambra famous restaurant

6. Barbaric Rapists

7. Experts in Incestuous relations – Ex- Gov Chine and likes

8. Notorious kidnappers/ robbers - obigbo,
Kidnapping a big business in igboland: https://www.nairaland.com/778170/kidnapping-big-business-south-east.

9. Igbo leaders run drug business – Eze Igbo of Australia

10. Treasury Looters – Stella Oduah, Allison Madueke, T. Orji, Ifeanyi Ubah, Ifeanyi Uguanyi, Nngozi Iweala, etc


11. International Credit card, international drug dealers, internation rapists (i.e in India, UK), International fake goods distributor (i.e in California). Igbo men are notorious for killing their wives (especially in Houstan and Dallas texas)

12. Company wreckers aka fake certificate holders

13. Certificates forgers/Scammers – Phillip Emegwali; Stella Oduah http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/152824-aviation-minister-stella-oduah-scrambles-cover-certificate-forgery-scandal.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcml1gxtCCM


14. Igbos are crabs in a bucket , no unity and violence anywhere they go– http://xclusive.ie/ezeigbo-title-tears-irelands-igbo-community-apart/

15. International drug peddlers – Igbo leader in Australia,

16. Political thugs aka politicians – Allison Madueke, Gov Chime, T. orji etc

17. Jobless touts aka IPOB Youths

18. Notorious Assassins and murderers – Cases in Houston, Dallas, and Igboland

19. Bloody Tribalists who rarely appreciate the good in other people – They hate anything Yoruba, Hausa, Fulanis, Ijaws etc

20. Notorious propagandists - Biafra local forum, Radio Biafra

21. Political liars and Supporters of Corrupt politicians- Cases of Allison Madueke, Saraki, elevating the political thief T. Orji from governor to Senator.

22. Loud, foul-mouthed Noise makers, chestbeaters, cowards, lazy, ill-gotten wealth from ransom money and distributing fake products.

23. Coward coup plotters – Ojukwu who ran to ivory coast while leaving 3 million of his people to die in a war he started.

Ojukwu- the greatest general in the history of Igbo peole- knelt, wept and begged Yoruba people to forgive the igbos for their senseless declaration of war, betrayed his people in the time they needed him the most.

24. Treacheerous Back-stabbers ( All igbos who disowned Biafra, Ojukwu, MASSOBs disowning the Biafran leader, Igbo people disowning GEJ after the election, Igbo ELDERS)

25. Over 95% of Nigerians who have been executed in India, Malaysians and Chinese governments FOR CRIMES RANGING FROM DRUG ABUSE TO DRUG MAFIA ARE IGBOS.

26. Igbos are the worst pirates sabotaging the hard labour of people round the world! They bootleg Yoruba-produced movies and sell it in the black markets. They’re petty traders who make fake products without giving credits to its owners. They sell fake pharmaceutical products to unsuspecting patients. Their movies are senseless and hardly being watched by Nigerians themselves.

One funny thing about the parasitic leeches called the igbo tribe is that many of their wealth are ill-gotten. While Yorubas focus on IT companies, Igbos focus on kidnapping rich victims to gain ransom money, sell drugs in the international market. Many of their greey leaders, like Allison Madueke, Stella Oduah and Ifeanyi Ubah get their wealth from unknown source. Look at Nngozi Iweala who siphoned millions from the Nigerian government so that her son can direct a movie in America. Or Madueke who tried to buy mansions in Hyde Park, UK with the money she stole during GEJ’s administration. Ask an Igbo man how he got his money and you’ll hear “drugs”, “oil block” and “political prostitution”.
That’s why Yorubas and Hausas control Nigeria’s political terrain. They’re smarter and more qualified. Igbos are too greedy to hold high positions, when they do, they usually go to court for corruption and fraudulent cases.

Igbo women are big time prostitutes – Biancar Ojukwu who dates FFK behind Ojukwu, Afrocandy, Cozzy Ojiokwor, anna Banner, etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ2UzZrgwxg

The remaining lazy Igbanzas ingrates believe one cannot achieve success save by ritual-killings, kidnapping and selling drugs oversea. You will find them on Austria and American most wanted lists.


In the SE Okija is implemented in every local government and all SE States. Our gorvenors (i.e T. Orji) use the Okija to gain money and to win political campaigns. This is in addition to Inbreeding, child molestation, bank fraud, credit card scam, certificate forgery, internet fraudsters, fettishness/juju, terrorism, thuggery, kidnapping, IPOB touts, etc.

Igboland - The World Capital of Ritual-killings/Kidnapping/Drug mafia/Fake products/ Foggery/ Scame

So much for Igbo ‘businesses’, more like ‘messes’!

Igboland is indeed the undisputed Ritual/ drug dealing Capital of the Whole Wide World.
See the list of the Dark Spots operated by these ‘businessmen’ and bile-filled cretins operating in human forms. Even their cops/Inspector general of police are into kidnapping of innocent rich Yorubas to gain riches. They rape women and held them hostage in secret houses, then they sell their babies to make profit.

1. Enugu
2. Anambra
3. Imo state
4. Onitsha
5. Akwa-Ibom
6. Portharcourt
7. Oshodi
8. Akwa-ibom bridge
9. Abia dirty market
10, Igwurita, Muruokoro, Port Harcourt, Rivers state
11. Ilorin-Oro Road, Kwara state
12. Lokoja-Abuja Expressway, Kogi state
13. Kaduna Eastern By-Pass, Kaduna state
14.The Bank of River Kaduna, Kaduna state
15.Kaduna/Abuja Expressway, Kaduna state
16.Abuja Motor Park,Kaduna
17. Kawo Motor Park,Kaduna
18. The Railway tracks, Kaduna

These demons in human flesh are all over the place committing unspeakable crimes to gain riches.

IGBOS BABY FACTORIES EXPOSED

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/10/12/exposed-nigeria-s-notorious-baby-factories.html

http://saharareporters.com/2015/08/26/nigeria-army-busts-baby-factory-enugu

http://allafrica.com/stories/201306101203.html

http://www.informationng.com/2014/01/2500-pregnant-teenagers-rescued-from-baby-factories-in-south-east-in-2012-report.html

IGBOS HUMAN FLESH EATING RESTAURANT – No smoke without fire

http://pulse.ng/gist/in-anambra-restaurant-where-human-meat-is-sold-busted-id3767239.html

http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/12/nigeria-human-flesh-served-at-restaurant-in-anambra-4300735/

The kind of Ezes (kings) and leaders Igbos have:

http://globalpatriotnews.com/osuamadi-eze-ndigbo-in-australia-jailed-for-6yrs-for-drugs-offences-others/

http://thenet.kinsta.com/2015/04/igbo-leaders-are-greedy-selfish-etcetera/

http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/04/igbo-leaders-disgrace-etcetera-writes.html

http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/06/selfish-and-greedy-ohaneze-does-not-speak-ndigbo-lauretta-onochie


Igbo RITUALISTS

http://naijagists.com/confession-of-a-ritualist-in-ebonyi-state-i-killed-11-virgins-for-money-ritual/

http://anyaigbo.com/woman-confesses-to-selling-19-kids-to-ritualists/

http://www..com/talk/topic,116739.0.html

http://fashionclothes7..com/2013/07/igbo-ritualist-on-prawlas-police.html

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/africanworldforum/g2jU3knpFbQ

http://www.jakophite.com/209223&igbo-ritualist-don-come-again-oooo-smh.html


IGBO FRAUD, FAKE AND FOGGERY

https://www.facebook.com/Ndi.Igbo/posts/10152161174058409

http://allafrica.com/stories/200508020162.html

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/police-arrest-fake-doctor-in-ebonyi/

http://www.punchng.com/news/abia-varsity-withdraws-kalus-certificate/

http://news.biafranigeriaworld.com/archive/2003/jul/25/0014.html

https://www.nairaland.com/48891/igbo-man-arrested-chicago-selling

https://www.nairaland.com/2586535/nafdac-arrest-man-fake-drugs

IGBOS CELEBRATE ILL-GOTTEN WEALTH : THE LAND OF RISING CRIME

https://www.nairaland.com/2556799/igbo-drug-dealers-thailand-celebrate

http://www.news24.com.ng/MyNews24/The-Igbo-false-dimensions-The-Igbo-I-hate-20130901

http://www.gamji.com/article9000/NEWS9177.htm
http://www.academia.edu/204796/_A_tribe_migrates_crime_to_cyber_space_Nigerian_Igbos_in_419_e-mail_scams._

http://saharareporters.com/2013/11/22/igbo-fallacy-fredrick-nwabufo




IGBO DRUG MAFIA

More Abia residents are consuming cocaine, heroin- NDLEA
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/120835-more-abia-residents-are-consuming-cocaine-heroin-ndlea.html


NDLEA names Anambra as den of drug trafficking
http://thenationonlineng.net/ndlea-names-anambra-as-den-of-drug-trafficking/

NDLEA worries over illicit drug trafficking in Anambra
http://www.news24.com.ng/National/News/NDLEA-worries-over-illicit-drug-trafficking-in-Anambra-20150802

Drug trafficking on the rise at Enugu airport, NDLEA says
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/180511-drug-trafficking-on-the-rise-at-enugu-airport-ndlea-says.html

http://www.bellanaija.com/2015/05/04/11-nigerians-currently-on-death-row-in-indonesia-on-drug-related-offences/

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/182216-indonesia-executes-4-nigerians-others-for-drug-convictions.html

http://www.punchng.com/news/five-nigerian-drug-traffickers-arrested-in-india-malaysia/


IGBOS HAVE ONE OF THE HIGHEST RECORDS OF HIV/AID IN NIGERIA

[img]http://1.bp..com/-X78Y4OGUijA/UueHrnyx3wI/AAAAAAAARe8/VoHVugqBiAU/s1600/Nigerian+states+with+highest+HIV+OR+AIDS.png[/img]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2985069_1050454nigeriajpgd50bfceece3a4eb5d30b4f78cc8431e4_jpeg799ee8e264de186cde6e282ea32a43ce
Crying goat.
Continue wailing.

Your Stinky mother is really proud of you.
BusinessRe: My First Bank Mastercard Was Hacked In The USA by Atmmachine(m):
When i hear people say that Nigeria is the most corrupt country on earth, I just laugh at them.

USA is the home of theives and scammers.
They don't need to see your debit card or credit card to hack them.
If you make a purchase in any mall or shop and use your debit card to pay, there's what is called a skimmer that records every information on your card.
The hacker will use it on Best buy or Walmart (The easiest shop to scam). They will make a purchase online, they will immediately change the home delivery option to pick up because if the address on the card don't match the shipping address they will not send your item. They will go to Best buy or Walmart and pick up the item they purchased online.
There's a chip in every card that every phone detects automatically that's what apple wallet is, you just show your iPhone to the POS machine and it will detect your card.

I have seen professional scammers here in the USA.
From Tax refund scam to using someone social security card.
Once a person dies, the hackers will hack into the system, collect his/her social security number and sell it to illegal immigrants.

If your card was issued by any USA bank, they will give you back your money even if it is $60, 000
CrimeRe: South-African Based Nigerian Arrested With 3.9kg Of Drug In Lagos (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2015
I'm proud to be Yoruba.
We do all the unimaginable crime.

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