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RomanceRe: I Just Caught My Man Jerking Off by Atmmachine(m): 2:48pm On Nov 23, 2015
The sperm he released is not yours.
The Vaseline he used is not yours.


Do me a favor : #Go to hell.
CrimeRe: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by Atmmachine(m): 2:44pm On Nov 23, 2015
What crime is he being charged for ??

Bunch of unprofessional individuals.
If he had a heart attack and died when he saw the money in his account, who will take the responsibilities for his death ?? The bank ??
PoliticsRe: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 2:27pm On Nov 23, 2015
pweetychyka:
Naaaa for now!
Jez BBM
Oh
I don't have BBM
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Audu buried. Sands poured into grave amidst tears by Atmmachine(m): 2:05pm On Nov 23, 2015
End time Audu
PoliticsRe: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 7:36am On Nov 23, 2015
pweetychyka:
Hahahahaha funny u!
God knws beta winkcheesy
Oh
Wow.
You on Instagram ??
PoliticsRe: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 7:06am On Nov 23, 2015
pweetychyka:
Nice points up dere!
But hope u r very much aware dat currency differs?
And at dat u spend $100 without feeling lyk u r spending up to 19k for ur meal!

Anoda point u should take note is dis- do u know ao much Ghana cedis makes #100?

Dats to let u knw dat u can't compare ur meal money n d economy over dere wit Nigeria wink

But u must be a bad niqqa ooooooo!
Spending 19k for a day meal! When I can stock ma kitchen with enof food stuffs at dat amount grin cheesy
Only the French fries, Milk shake and Big Mac at McDonald will run down the money.
I just viewed your picture.
Why are you so beautiful ??
PoliticsRe: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 6:50am On Nov 23, 2015
Donlittle:
everyday? dude that is 3000 dollars a month, how much do you make?
I can't count how much i make monthly.
PhonesRe: Photos: Samsung To Introduce A Flip Phone by Atmmachine(m): 3:32am On Nov 23, 2015
Still better than Tecno and Iphones
PoliticsRe: N18,000 Minimum Wage Though Not Enough, We Won't Slash Workers' Salary- Fayose by Atmmachine(m): 3:26am On Nov 23, 2015
That's like how much i spend everyday on food.

$100 is like 19 thousand naira.
Nigeria is a rich country but our leaders are busy milking the nation dry.
PoliticsRe: How President Buhari Can Stop Boko Haram - Prophet Cardinal Onaiyekan by Atmmachine(m): 8:48am On Nov 22, 2015
Buhari will end the Boko Haram activities next week.

Buhari will start giving out 10 thousand naira to every Nigeria citizen this week.

Buhari will make the fuel price 10 naira.

Buhari will make $1 to amount to 10 naira next week.

Buhari will bring back the kidnapped Chibok girls tomorrow.

I love Buhari so much.
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Posts On Mr Ibu (Photo) by Atmmachine(m): 8:16am On Nov 22, 2015
Afrok:
I guess Mr. Ibu no get access to the internet shocked. If him (Ibu) see this, Amber Rose should be ready for "finishing" in Ibu's next movies undecided.
??

CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose Posts On Mr Ibu (Photo) by Atmmachine(m):
What's so special about that ??
I bet you don't know when 50 Cent uploaded Francis Odega's video on Instagram.
CrimeRe: Man Brings Rifle To Market In Akure Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 9:14pm On Oct 27, 2015
harristo:
Now now, that's no way to treat a lady.
If she presents herself as a biitch, then yes.
FamilyRe: ‘love-making With My Husband No Longer Turns Me On’ by Atmmachine(m): 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2015
iliyande:
I’m married to my childhood sweetheart. We lived together for a few years then got married three years ago. He’s a lovely and responsible man and I’m lucky to have him. We have a great relationship, apart from the physical side. His love-making no longer turns me on as it used to.

I’ve never considered cheating on him though lately, I’ve told myself that if the chance arose, I might just go for it. I love my husband very much and we have a cute one-year-old son. He’s very extroverted and I’m sure he’ll be terribly hurt if this marriage breaks so would I. Is there any way out of this.

Bunmi column

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/love-making-with-my-husband-no-longer-turns-me-on/
Biitch.
Suck my dick before you leave your husband.
FamilyRe: ‘love-making With My Husband No Longer Turns Me On’ by Atmmachine(m): 9:13pm On Oct 27, 2015
Your husband will be very happy if you leave him.
Your pusssy stinks and he don't wanna hurt your feeling by telling you.
Just do him a favor by leaving with your stinky hole.
CelebritiesRe: I Sold Pepper Soup To Raise Money For My School Fees - Annie Idibia by Atmmachine(m): 8:43pm On Oct 27, 2015
NKFOODVERIETIES:
. cheesy cheesy cheesy
What do you sell ?
CrimeRe: Man Brings Rifle To Market In Akure Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 7:58pm On Oct 27, 2015
spicy244:
And this is one brother that is high under the influence of that "stuff"

Mtchewwwww....SO sure u will soon be paraded like dis too
I will soon parade in your pusssy.
Goat face.
Science/TechnologyRe: Unidentified Space Junk Labelled ‘WTF’ Is About To Crash Into Earth by Atmmachine(m): 7:53pm On Oct 27, 2015
Suck my dick biitch.

Your dicck is about to crash into the earth.
EducationRe: Photos: Convocation Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders At 'better By Far' University by Atmmachine(m): 7:04pm On Oct 27, 2015
bigtt76:
Why all these insults? Have I insulted or mentioned your name or your parents in this post?

I will not insult or curse you in return I will rather pray God bless you a thousand fold and protect you from all the ailments and misnomer you wished me and my beloved parents. Amen.
Everyone can't afford to study abroad.
Do you know their financial status ??
Do you know how poor they're ??
Must everyone steal to impress people on their convocation ceremony ??

I repeat again.
May the cancer of the brain clear your family.
Goat face.

EducationRe: Photos: Convocation Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders At 'better By Far' University by Atmmachine(m): 6:58pm On Oct 27, 2015
bigtt76:
God bless and keep you away from all the ailments you wished me. May you never be insulted the way you have insulted me here today without provocation. Amen.
Why are you so foolish.
You said i should go get a grant or financial aid from one of the universities abroad.
Secondly you said in abroad their graduation (convocation) gowns are all neat.

Who are you to say that ??
If you want to see clean graduation gowns, just go to MySpace.
You're on a forum owned by a Nigerian.
Does this forum look abroad to you ??
CrimeRe: Man Brings Rifle To Market In Akure Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2015
Olufemi ??
That's one of my retarded Yellow Bar brother.
EducationRe: Photos: Convocation Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders At 'better By Far' University by Atmmachine(m): 5:25pm On Oct 27, 2015
bigtt76:
Thats the problem with Nigerians ...we like taking things too personal. My comments did not mention anybody nor did it insult anyone BUT I've gotten two insults now grin

The issue I'm pointing out is for the benefit of all. If you as a graduate accepted and decide to put on a scruffy and dirty looking gown for convocation then there must be something wrong with you. This is no more the less the reason why the youths in this country have been oppressed for too long ....accepting less than they are worth.

I pray you get a grant or scholarship to study further abroad and your colleagues request to see your first degree graduation pix ....show them this ok? grin
And your mother never went to a university.
What of your autistic father ??
May the cancer of the bone send your drunk father to his grave.
EducationRe: Photos: Convocation Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders At 'better By Far' University by Atmmachine(m): 5:22pm On Oct 27, 2015
bigtt76:
Thats the problem with Nigerians ...we like taking things too personal. My comments did not mention anybody nor did it insult anyone BUT I've gotten two insults now grin

The issue I'm pointing out is for the benefit of all. If you as a graduate accepted and decide to put on a scruffy and dirty looking gown for convocation then there must be something wrong with you. This is no more the less the reason why the youths in this country have been oppressed for too long ....accepting less than they are worth.

I pray you get a grant or scholarship to study further abroad and your colleagues request to see your first degree graduation pix ....show them this ok? grin
May breast cancer be your portion.
Who is taking of grants here ??
Must everyone study abroad ??
Thunder fire your papa dick.

Foolish bastard.
EducationRe: Photos: Convocation Ceremony Of Two Nairalanders At 'better By Far' University by Atmmachine(m): 11:04pm On Oct 26, 2015
bigtt76:
Congratulations. Buh see how the convocation gowns looking so scruffy and dirty angry wonder how long its been since it was last laundered.

Abroad it comes well wrapped and they attendants assist in dressing you up angry
Goat face.
Fucck out of here with that your abroad shitt.
Na only you dey abroad ??
Why you come dey make notice here ??

Ugly bastard
EventsRe: Photos From Baba Ijebu's 80th Birthday Bash by Atmmachine(m): 11:00pm On Oct 26, 2015
Ololanla:
You're a big fool..
Ololanla ??
That's a yellow bar name.
You stink.
FamilyRe: Is It Wise For A Woman To Give Her Husband Part Of Her Monthly Salary? by Atmmachine(m): 10:53pm On Oct 26, 2015
Cameleon72:
On one condition that he declared that "AM THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY PUBLICLY"
Old fucckk.
Can't you use your brain ??

Goat face
FamilyRe: Is It Wise For A Woman To Give Her Husband Part Of Her Monthly Salary? by Atmmachine(m): 10:45pm On Oct 26, 2015
No.
It's not wise for a wife to give part of her monthly salary to her husband.

It's also not wise for a husband to give part of his monthly salary to his wife.

God forbids any husband to give money to any woman.
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Toplis: Men Romance My Sexy Pictures On Facebook by Atmmachine(m): 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2015
I will rather master grin bate to a mad woman than to master angrybate to this old fucckk.
EventsRe: Photos From Baba Ijebu's 80th Birthday Bash by Atmmachine(m): 7:14pm On Oct 26, 2015
Gathering of Yellow bar men
In attendance is the Chicago drug lord, also in attendance is the old man who bleeped his daughter. (Names withheld)
CelebritiesRe: The Fabulous Life Of Kcee’s Brother E-money And How He Spends His Millions(pics by Atmmachine(m): 7:09pm On Oct 26, 2015
Demmocrats:
Have you ever seen dangote do.such adverthuh
Sorry.
Dangote is an old man
CelebritiesRe: The Fabulous Life Of Kcee’s Brother E-money And How He Spends His Millions(pics by Atmmachine(m): 7:09pm On Oct 26, 2015
Igbo boys be like "We're just managing"

Igbo boys be making money since the days of Adam and eve

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