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BusinessRe: Productive Business He Can Start With 30K As A Student by Atmmachine(m): 12:41pm On Dec 30, 2015
nairalandaddict:
The Bible says be ye transformed by the renewal of your mind.
Learn how to think positively
.
OK
I will think positively.
What can you do with 30k ??
BusinessRe: Productive Business He Can Start With 30K As A Student by Atmmachine(m): 12:25pm On Dec 30, 2015
With the way things are set up, 30k is not money.
You can't even get a Tecno phone with 30k.
FoodRe: Pics From An Accident Involving A Wheel Barrow Pusher & A Food Seller by Atmmachine(m): 11:50am On Dec 30, 2015
nickkylawve:
grin
Where in California do you live ??
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gives 250k To 4 Of His Fans On Stage Last Night (ie 1 Million Naira) by Atmmachine(m): 11:31am On Dec 30, 2015
pretydiva:
he can pay it 2 acct..not me going 2 ajegunle
OK.
I respect your decision.
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gives 250k To 4 Of His Fans On Stage Last Night (ie 1 Million Naira) by Atmmachine(m): 10:19am On Dec 30, 2015
pretydiva:
i don dey run since sef
So, you don't think a stranger can give you a million naira ??
Just $7,000 is around a million naira.
That's how people play around and lose their opportunities.
You think People on Nairaland are all broke ?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Gives 250k To 4 Of His Fans On Stage Last Night (ie 1 Million Naira) by Atmmachine(m): 10:17am On Dec 30, 2015
If he gives people over a million naira, some people will say it's too small.
If he decides to keep the money to himself, people will say he's stingy.

You can't please this world, that's why i keep my money to myself because people will say about anyways.
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by Atmmachine(m): 12:11am On Dec 30, 2015
martyns303:
Am telling u fam, that project is getting u all fvcked up, u can't smell someone's breathe from the phone, and I don't care if u didn't mean that literally.

Oh u talking about ur virus infested blood dripping wh0re of a mom right? She's a skank.

Suck ur dick? Get d F outta here u gay b4 I beat u so bad u won't remember ur name.
Watch me cum in your dad's mouth.
Watch you goon do about it ?? Cry like a little bittch ??
When i get to your sister, i will dig into her pusssy with my hand and drag that little bastard inside of her, i will then rape the ugly unfertilized little bastard, while your sister dies slowly.
You will enjoy it, i promise.
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by Atmmachine(m): 7:08pm On Dec 29, 2015
martyns303:
Fvcking malnourished pelican, u fvcking quoted me...u pile of sh!t. Was I talking about 5K in USD? U need to get out the project m0r0n, it's getting ur head all fvxked up.
I can smell your breath straight from my phone.
I bet your crackhead mom still live in the projects and her pusssy smells like rotten fish.
Suck my dick you underaged she+male.
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by Atmmachine(m): 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2015
martyns303:
Olodo we are talking about Nigeria and saying Pennsylvania.
Dumb ass.
Go check the comment i quoted and tell me what country he was talking about.
Fagot
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Victims Of Maiduguri Bomb Blast by Atmmachine(m): 8:00am On Dec 29, 2015
Buhari
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Luxury Accessories You Can Get Your Loved One This Season by Atmmachine(m): 11:56pm On Dec 28, 2015
Omotaday:
guy how much is the perfume? and where can i get it?
Amazon or eBay.
If you live in Nigeria, you can get it on Jumai, but i don't know if they sell the original in Nigeria.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Luxury Accessories You Can Get Your Loved One This Season by Atmmachine(m): 11:54pm On Dec 28, 2015
Omotaday:
guy how much is the perfume? and where can i get it?
I live in USA and i but them on Amazon or Ebayy.
But i searched online on where i can buy it in Nigeria, I saw it on Jumai but i don't know if it's the original one
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Stripped Unclad – Mother Of Twins Killed By Drunken-Cop by Atmmachine(m): 10:52pm On Dec 28, 2015
Oghenekohwo1402:
shame on you!!! Did u care to check my profile on nairaland?? I'm a happily married woman!! Married to a Lawyer. Here's a pix of my husband and I. Think before u talk
Ok
This is your husband ?? And he is a lawyer ??
If i have a case, do you expect me to hire this half-baked lawyer who can't even read or write.
I know why that low life turtle is married to you, He's only there for your money.
I think any man would wanna come home to that your ugly goat face.
I bet he has a girlfriend.
How does he fucckk you ?? He covers your face with the pillow so he don't see your imbeccile face.
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Stripped Unclad – Mother Of Twins Killed By Drunken-Cop by Atmmachine(m): 10:47pm On Dec 28, 2015
Oghenekohwo1402:
more pix for u dummy?!!!
What do i need the picture of you sitting in a small cubicle and with an old ass laptop.
Goat face, You're ugly as hell.

I will give you the last opportunity to stop posting your ugly pictures here.
The next time you post your ugly ass gorilla looking shoot face here on Nairaland, i will sue you for tormenting me with an evil pictures
FamilyRe: I’ve Been Stripped Unclad – Mother Of Twins Killed By Drunken-Cop by Atmmachine(m): 10:42pm On Dec 28, 2015
nosike3:
keep quiet bro!!! Like the hunting down of blacks isn't seen in the news on a daily basis! Nigeria police sucks but don't give me that 'America perfect ish'.
Why do you think the African Americans are always shot by the police ??
Because, they're thugs, they don't wanna go to school and be educated.
They do all the evil things you can think of.
I swear, you don't wanna meet and associate with them African Americans, They live in the hood also known as Ghetto, their fathers are all locked up, they grow up fatheess, when they come of age, they drop out of school and start selling the same drugs that sent their fathers to prison.
Ask any American how African Americans are, they don't work.
When the police stops you and you start acting like a thug, they have the right to shoot the hell out of you.
I swear, you don't wanna have African American friends.
CrimeRe: Beware! New Mode Of Robbery In Lagos. by Atmmachine(m): 11:21am On Dec 28, 2015
donem:
cry U talk very foolishly at times here, though uve made a slight point here cry
OK
Have a nice day
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shows Off His Diamond Rolex Wristwatch by Atmmachine(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015
Originalsly:
A show off is a show off. Mostly kids love to show off.... a new pair of socks, a pair of underwear... new cap... new watch... new sneakers... sunshades.... new bicycle....a show off kid wants the world to know they got something new. When they become grown up they no longer show off these kind stuffs. They show off different stuff.... the new mansion.... the head office of their new company.... the new toilet and water tanks they provided for the primary school they attended.... a new yacht. .... new jet... not one car but their fleet of cars... this one is no longer a kid but is still doing kid stuffs... not grown up. Get it?
That's why you still have the Nigerian mentality.
Lebron James and C.Ronaldo are some of the richest athletes, they show off their latest Jordans sneakers and Air Yezzy.
Rick Ross has the largest swimming pool in America, he shows it off.
Dr.Dre who is one of the richest celebrity, he shows off his house and car.
These are grown ass men.
You need to travel out of Nigeria so you can see how people live and express themselves.
Chelsea owner is a rich dude, why does he show off his yatch ?? How old is he??
Birdman the owner of YCMB is almost 47 he still shows off his yatch, Bugatti and Ferrari.

You mentality is still low.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Luxury Accessories You Can Get Your Loved One This Season by Atmmachine(m): 10:59am On Dec 28, 2015
pretydiva:
Mcteww..end time list
Your life must be miserable.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 5 Luxury Accessories You Can Get Your Loved One This Season by Atmmachine(m): 10:51am On Dec 28, 2015
If you have a boyfriend.
Just buy him an Issey Miyeki perfume or Unforgivable by Sean John.

If he don't love you for the rest of his life, call me a liar

FamilyRe: I’ve Been Stripped Unclad – Mother Of Twins Killed By Drunken-Cop by Atmmachine(m): 10:31am On Dec 28, 2015
Oghenekohwo1402:
this is a case of a pot calling a kettle black." You Bleep with guns"??!! This is you undecided
If you know how gun laws are in the USA, you will know you're very senseless.
I have guns, does that mean i misuse it ?? You think i can shoot a bullet from my gun without it being traced to where i bought the bullet and my home address ??
Ask yourself why you're still single, because you don't make use of your brain.
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by Atmmachine(m): 10:27am On Dec 28, 2015
martyns303:
Which hotels are that? Almost every hotel that uses key card to access doors make use of the electronics. Even tbd lest 5K hotels have those functions. Make una no dey make naija look like a village abeg.
That's a big lie.
Check double tree hotel and Lincoln hotel in Pennsylvania USA, the doors have key cards and per night is $150
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by Atmmachine(m): 10:22am On Dec 28, 2015
claremont:
I remember a story someone told me about 2 Nigerian guys who visited London for the first time. They went to a Chinese buffet and paid £7 for all you can eat. They ate so much that the next time they visited the Chinese buffet, they were told that they have been banned.
That's a very big lie.
Do you know what a buffet is ??
I've seen people go to Chinese buffet at 4am, ate breakfast, lunch and dinner there.
That's why you see fat people in America, they live in Buffets
TravelRe: My Funny Jjc Experience In Canada........ by Atmmachine(m): 10:16am On Dec 28, 2015
I remember the first day i arrived in New York from Nigeria.
I've never experienced winter, i wore shorts and some T-shirt, I almost got frozen when i came out of the airport.
When i went to the bathroom to take my bath, i punched the button for very hot water, i don't wanna say what happened to me.

In Nigeria we use the shower that dispenses only cold water.
Catching the bus was another thing, paying for the bus ticket was another problem, getting off the bus was a different case but trust me, i be correct Igbo guy, i no fit carry last, i did it better than the people who were born here and spent all their life here.

These are the challenges you face when you step into an unknown different territory.
CelebritiesRe: Di'ja Opens Up On Her Relationship With Don Jazzy by Atmmachine(m): 9:53am On Dec 28, 2015
I love skinny girls.
They're evil in bed.
TravelRe: Buying Flight Online by Atmmachine(m): 9:44am On Dec 28, 2015
emonkey:
Thanks; but why should I want to fly one way ?
Sorry.
Round trip is also cheap.
Turkish airlines is $890.
Etihad is 960.
Lufthansa is $1,178

PoliticsRe: Suicide Bombers Attack Mosque, 25 Persons Killed by Atmmachine(m): 9:10am On Dec 28, 2015
That's a big lie.
No suicide bomber killed anyone.
I was in Maiduguri when the Nigerian Army killed 900 Boko Haram, 600 of the Boko Haram surrendered.
They also captured Shekau alive.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cuts Cars In Motorcade by Atmmachine(m): 9:04am On Dec 28, 2015
He cuts down the number of cars in his motorcade.
The cost of the said vehicles is estimated to be around $70,000.
He still tours all the country in the world, Per tour is around $60, 000 and he visits more than 3 countries in a month. $60,000 x 3 is around $2 million.

I love this president.
This is the type of president every nation wants.
I hope he rules Nigeria for 40 years.
EducationRe: Someone Please Help Me Before I Kill Myself by Atmmachine(m):
What are you waiting for ??
Do it quickly and use a lethal weapon.
If use use knife or rope, you will feel the pain.
Buy rat poison, cook a very good jellof rice, spice up the rice with the rat poison, you will go to sleep and you will have a very sweet dream.

I'm waiting for the good news.
CrimeRe: Beware! New Mode Of Robbery In Lagos. by Atmmachine(m):
kobonaire:
you don't solve crime by giving guns to every one.
USA solved crime by making firearms legal
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shows Off His Diamond Rolex Wristwatch by Atmmachine(m): 8:59am On Dec 28, 2015
domopps:
Seen



Someone shld pls tell this boy to start investing.......



Cheeeers
His money, his life.
What do you stand to benefit from him investing ??
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Shows Off His Diamond Rolex Wristwatch by Atmmachine(m): 8:58am On Dec 28, 2015
pretydiva:
Who he diamond wristwatch help undecided
Are you allergic to helping people ??
Why are you not rich so you can help people since he ain't helping them.

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