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Politics › Re: More Troops, Equipment Deployed To Sambisa – Army Chief by Atmmachine(m): 5:17pm On Apr 29, 2015

These [size=50pt]BOKO ARE RAMS[/size] will soon claim all the virgin in heaven, leaving non for their master [size=50pt]BUHARI[/size] when he joins them in their VIRGIN-LAND

Politics › Re: More Troops, Equipment Deployed To Sambisa – Army Chief by Atmmachine(m): 5:12pm On Apr 29, 2015

I can categorically tell that[size=40pt]BUHARI[/size] is not happy about it

Jonathan wants to finish BUHARI'S
kinsmen before he steps down in may

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Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Receives His Certificate Of Return (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 5:09pm On Apr 29, 2015

You mean the [size=40pt]CERTIFICATE TO LOOT MONEY ??[/size]

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Politics › Re: Pics: Spanish delegates Excitedly Presents Nigeria-Spanish Flag To GMB by Atmmachine(m): 4:55pm On Apr 29, 2015

I don't give a [size=40pt]FLYING[/size] & [size=40pt]SWIMMING[/size] [size=40pt]FUCCKK[/size]

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Webmasters › Re: 11 Photos: Nairaland.com From Beginning Till Now (2005-->--2015) by Atmmachine(m): 4:32pm On Apr 29, 2015

vickerz:
the song is cool,

"oh you got to love it, i heard whats circulating lets get to the bottom of it"

Are you drake's fan ??

Webmasters › Re: 11 Photos: Nairaland.com From Beginning Till Now (2005-->--2015) by Atmmachine(m): 2:52pm On Apr 29, 2015

Go listen to [size=40pt]"6PM IN NEW YORK[/size][/i]by

[i]DRAKE

I doff my hat for SEUN

#HARD-WORK#

Travel › Re: Heavy Rainfall, Windstorm Hits Abeokuta Ogun State, Destroys Properties by Atmmachine(m): 11:23am On Apr 28, 2015

Acekidc4:
That's a Very Big Lie!!
Hailstorms isn't the same thing as Raining Ice block from the Sky instead of Rain waters?? Answer Me Please!!!

Where have you witnessed it in Nigeria ??

Travel › Re: Heavy Rainfall, Windstorm Hits Abeokuta Ogun State, Destroys Properties by Atmmachine(m): 11:04am On Apr 28, 2015

Acekidc4:
I have experience this once before in that same Abeokuta!! That was 2012!!

Hailstorm at Abeokuta 2012!!

Cc: Seun, Ishilove, Lalasticlala we need this in Front Page Please!!

Do you know what hailstorm is ??
Hailstorms only happens in American

Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of Man Trekking From Yola To Abuja by Atmmachine(m): 8:12am On Apr 27, 2015

I need the video of him trekking from [size=30pt]YOLA[/size] to [size=30pt]ABUJA[/size]

That was how we were to how the first guy trekked from LAGOS to ABUJA

Meanwhile

the guy looks so [size=50pt]SICK grin

[/size]

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Politics › Re: APC Accuses Jonathan Of ‘last-minute Dubious Activities’ by Atmmachine(m): 8:07am On Apr 27, 2015*

[size=30pt]TINUBU[/size]

[size=30pt]FASHOLA[/size]
Shoudn't be probed ??

Please, tell that shiit to the kids

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Travel › Re: How Long Must One Live In Usa, Uk And Canada,before One Can Become A Citizen? by Atmmachine(m): 7:50am On Apr 27, 2015

kpolli:
After you've gotten your GC not 5 years after you arrive

Green card is the permanent residence
Everyone must be issued a green card in 2 weeks of arrival, the people who ain't issued a GC are people who came with students visa or tourist visa & those people don't get a GC.
So, make some research about how people get their citizenship.
Don't tell me shit because i have been in America for so long

Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye And Wife Dedicate Their Daughter (Photos) by Atmmachine(m): 3:10pm On Apr 26, 2015

The true definition of amazing couple

Politics › Re: 'heavy Toll' Feared After Boko Haram Attacks Niger Army by Atmmachine(m): 9:31am On Apr 26, 2015

I can see the change:-
Sai
[size=40pt]BUHARI[/size]

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Family › Re: Marriage Of Deception by Atmmachine(m): 9:31am On Apr 26, 2015

Some women be playing hard to get when they're in their early 20's
But when they clock 34 you see them paying guys to marry them & they will even go to the length of paying for their bride price

Sorry, you're near your

[size=50pt]EXPIRY DATE[/size]

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Christianity Etc › Re: Reasons Why We Go To Church. by Atmmachine(m): 9:24am On Apr 26, 2015

NIGERIANS do go to church just to charge their [size=50pt]PHONES[/size]

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Jokes Etc › Re: When U Are Asked To Submitt Your CV In One Of Tinubu Company. by Atmmachine(m): 8:11am On Apr 26, 2015

Romance › Re: It's All About Sex by Atmmachine(m): 7:45am On Apr 26, 2015

rokiatu:

The only thing you can use your a*s*s for is farting & passing out some smelly shiit

I wanna see you goat face not your _{[size=70pt]SMELLY ASS[/size]}

Celebrities › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakilome Rocks Festival Attire At The Loveworld Festivals by Atmmachine(m): 6:53am On Apr 26, 2015

He really knows how to treat evil [size=60pt]WOMEN[/size]

Just send them packing _(DIVORCE)

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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Babangida As Head Of State Riding With Queen Elizabeth In Her Carriage by Atmmachine(m): 6:45am On Apr 26, 2015

Show me the video.

That was how we were tod that a man trekked from [size=60pt]LAGOS[/size] to [size=60pt]ABUJA[/size]

Some Guys Can Lie For Africa

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Crime › Re: Australian Teenager Claims She Was Raped By This Nigerian [SEE PHOTOS] by Atmmachine(m): 4:02am On Apr 22, 2015

A lady cannot be [size=20pt]RAPED[/size].

The girl claimed she was raped at Alafu's house & she never called the police, Alafu then followed her to a taxi & raped her again, the taxi driver never called the police

Na thunder go fire that [size=60pt]AUSTRALIAN SLUT [/size]

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Atmmachine(m): 12:30am On Apr 22, 2015

MrsChima:
No. My husband is older than me.

Oh
My [size=40pt]BAD[/size]

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Atmmachine(m): 11:44pm On Apr 21, 2015

MrsChima:
Young girls can't be cougars and what 60 years old woman you know have birthed baby recently

& You're the [size=60pt]YOUNG-GIRL ??[/size]

# M-I-L-F #

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Atmmachine(m): 11:40pm On Apr 21, 2015

MrsChima:
Young girls can't be cougars and what 60 years old woman you know have birthed baby recently

_{Yes, a 60 year old woman can give birth}
It is called [size=30pt]IVF[/size]

You also date younger gus, that makes you a [size=70pt]COUGAR[/size]

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Atmmachine(m): 11:21pm On Apr 21, 2015

MrsChima:
Your mammy.

You're same age with my mum
She's 60 years old but behaves maturely Go, care for your [size=60pt]GRAND-CHILDREN-.[/size]

# COUGAR #

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by Atmmachine(m): 11:04pm On Apr 21, 2015

Mizqueen:
Lolz!

[size=70pt]NEW-FISH[/size]

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by Atmmachine(m): 10:53pm On Apr 21, 2015

I went to buy some

[size=30pt]CONDOM[/size]

Me :- Do you have gold circle condom ??
Chemist :- Yes, how many do you want ??
Me :- 22

2 Girls who came to buy something started laughing, i looked at the & asked the chemist to make it [size=90pt]24[/size]

I turned again to look at the, na so i see them [size=30pt]Run Away[/size]

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