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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Ashame Of Buying This? by Atmmachine(m): 10:41pm On Apr 21, 2015

In 2008, i went to the chemist to buy a pack of [size=20pt]GOLD-CIRCLE CONDOM[/size].

I asked the chemist. Do you have "Con****", i immediately saw my pastor, he came to buy Vitamin-C

What came out of my mouth was " Do You Have [size=80pt]"CONBANTRINE"[/size]

Na so i foolishly buy conbantrine wey i no plan buy

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Celebrities › Re: New Deal! Davido Is The New Face Of Close Up Nigeria(photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:30pm On Apr 21, 2015

I will never use [size=20pt]CLOSE-UP[/size]

[size=90pt]COLGATE [/size] is the best

Celebrities › Re: New Deal! Davido Is The New Face Of Close Up Nigeria(photo) by Atmmachine(m): 10:28pm On Apr 21, 2015

Romance › Re: What Is Your Opinion? by Atmmachine(m): 10:27pm On Apr 21, 2015

Why would she save the text messages you sent ??

I don't save my girl's text, i read & delete immediately .

Politics › Re: Impeachment: No Escape Route For Fayose – APC Elders by Atmmachine(m): 10:20pm On Apr 21, 2015

-[size=20pt]NO ESCAPE ROUTE FOR [/size][size=90pt]#BUHARI'S INELIGIBILITY SUIT #[/size]

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Family › Re: My Wife Arranged Armed Robbers To Rob And Kill Me... Husband Tells Court by Atmmachine(m): 10:14pm On Apr 21, 2015

deevatee:
God bless u bro,wish u d same.

I will give you a 5 months [size=20pt]BAN[/size] if you quote me again.

You're beautiful though -

Will you be my [size=90pt]GIRLFRIEND ?? shocked

[/size]

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: 20 Types Of People You Meet In Lagos Commercial Buses by Atmmachine(m): 9:58pm On Apr 21, 2015

MrsChima:
I am a ~~ball buster!~~

You're a punk

Nairaland General › Re: The Banana Experiment by Atmmachine(m): 9:54pm On Apr 21, 2015

CR77:
ewu

[size=30pt]# IRU EWU #[/size]

Your mumu-ness uses [size=90pt]4G NETWORK[/size]

Food › Re: A Male Romancelander Bakes For The First Time In His Life! (PICS) by Atmmachine(m): 9:49pm On Apr 21, 2015

This ~~STONE~~[size=50pt]CAKE[/size] fit block your [size=80pt]ANUS FOR 1 MONTH[/size]

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Food › Re: A Visit To The Village And My Garri Processing by Atmmachine(m): 9:41pm On Apr 21, 2015

Don't come near me after processing the cassava
I know you will smell like a [size=90pt]HE-GOAT[/size]

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Food › Re: A Male Romancelander Bakes For The First Time In His Life! (PICS) by Atmmachine(m): 9:40pm On Apr 21, 2015

Blood of chisos !!!

[size=90pt]EVIL CAKE[/size]

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Nairaland General › Re: The Banana Experiment by Atmmachine(m): 9:39pm On Apr 21, 2015

CR77:
Mumu

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Nairaland General › Re: The Banana Experiment by Atmmachine(m): 9:35pm On Apr 21, 2015

ziqqz:
b

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Nairaland General › Re: The Banana Experiment by Atmmachine(m): 9:34pm On Apr 21, 2015

CR77:
.

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Nairaland General › Re: The Banana Experiment by Atmmachine(m): 9:34pm On Apr 21, 2015

Video of the [size=30pt]Monkeys[/size]beating each other
You can lie for [size=90pt]AFRICA[/size]

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Family › Re: My Wife Arranged Armed Robbers To Rob And Kill Me... Husband Tells Court by Atmmachine(m): 9:28pm On Apr 21, 2015

deevatee:
Eyaaa!!! E pain u reach like dis...[size=60pt]sory.[/size] O!

Your father wasted his hard earned money sending you to school

Part-time [size=80pt]HARLOT[/size]

Family › Re: My Wife Arranged Armed Robbers To Rob And Kill Me... Husband Tells Court by Atmmachine(m): 9:24pm On Apr 21, 2015

deevatee:
Eyaaa!!! E pain u reach like dis...sory. O!

[size=20pt]Smelly pusssy[/size]

Why should i be pained ?? You must be a learner

_{Your breath} [size=90pt]STINKS[/size]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sterling Bank Aptitude Test Records Mass Failure by Atmmachine(m): 9:10pm On Apr 21, 2015

folabayo1:
Before nko?mshew
Am not surprised they av their candidate for each and available positions they are just stressing the unemployed masses

[size=90pt]EXCUSE [/size]

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Celebrities › Re: Banky W Visits The Egyptian Pyramids by Atmmachine(m): 9:07pm On Apr 21, 2015

folabayo1:
Banky why u no carry me go wit u na?

Because, you be [size=90pt]ASHAWO[/size]

Family › Re: My Wife Arranged Armed Robbers To Rob And Kill Me... Husband Tells Court by Atmmachine(m): 8:54pm On Apr 21, 2015

deevatee:
Iti! Who die for here now?

Iru ewu

Don't you know what [size=90pt]SARCASM [/size] IS ??

_Your[size=40pt]MUMU[/size] _uses [size=90pt]4G NETWORK[/size]

Literature › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Writers Of All Time. by Atmmachine(m): 12:58pm On Apr 21, 2015

My name is not on your [size=90pt]LIST[/size]

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Family › Re: My Wife Arranged Armed Robbers To Rob And Kill Me... Husband Tells Court by Atmmachine(m): 12:58pm On Apr 21, 2015

R-I-P TO THE [size=90pt]DEAD[/size]

Travel › Re: Tourism In Nigeria - Top 30 Exciting Destinations by Atmmachine(m): 12:51pm On Apr 21, 2015

What am i gonna do when i get there ??

[size=90pt]SEE TREES & HORSES ??[/size]

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Politics › Re: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by Atmmachine(m): 12:16pm On Apr 21, 2015

Here's the deal.
I need someone who says the guy actually did the trekking from Lagos to Abuja to come forward
_{I will pay you} [size=90pt]200k[/size] & _{provide a video camera for you to document your journey}

If no one wants to take the offer, then You have to [size=90pt]SHUT THE FORK UP[/size]

SCAM OF THE CENTURY

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Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Carry Big Handbags.....?????? by Atmmachine(m): 2:33am On Apr 21, 2015

sexyseun:
y u go dey carry carrot up and down for bag? how many girls u don hear wey dey do like that? u too local jare

What's that on your skin??
Your skin looks [size=90pt]ROUGH[/size]

Politics › Re: Dr. Kayode Fayemi And Emir Of Kano Sanusi Pictured Together At Airport by Atmmachine(m): 1:31am On Apr 21, 2015

folabayo1:
just like ur mother

[size=90pt]Harlot[/size]

How are you ??

Politics › Re: Dr. Kayode Fayemi And Emir Of Kano Sanusi Pictured Together At Airport by Atmmachine(m): 8:39pm On Apr 20, 2015

folabayo1:
ask your mother since she's the senior pig

Please, remove me from the people you[size=90pt]follow[/size] on nairaland.

Smelly pusssy

Politics › Re: Bomb Blast Rocks Postikum, Islamic School by Atmmachine(m): 8:37pm On Apr 20, 2015

holatin:
I will deactivate my account any day you make senses, CU's this writeup is a post by a clueless,indiscreet, pointless,dumb and silly kid with a bigotry mind.

less I I forget MAYBE THE QURAN ALSO TOLD US TO BOMB OUR MOSQUE OR TRAINING CENTERS TOO.

your post makes me puke, am out of this thread

[size=90pt]MUMU[/size]

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Politics › Re: Buhari Receives President Ouattara Alassane Of Côte D'ivoire by Atmmachine(m): 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2015

folabayo1:
God bless YOUR general

Politics › Re: Dr. Kayode Fayemi And Emir Of Kano Sanusi Pictured Together At Airport by Atmmachine(m): 8:26pm On Apr 20, 2015

folabayo1:
ur entire family mumu!
~~Continue stalking me on NL~~
Olosi omo ale

Dirty [size=90pt]YORUBA GIRL[/size].

Why would i stalk a pig ??

Politics › Re: U.S. Requests For Buruji Kashamu’s Extradition by Atmmachine(m): 6:52pm On Apr 20, 2015

tkcosby02:
Tinubu must be mentioned in any post involving corruption here.....i wonder if some of you gets a reasonable night rest because of this man We should care less about what is not mentioned, US govt has decided 2 care so much abt this which is contrary to what you believe... and if you think Tinubu should be indicted 4 any reason, just sit back and watch....mayb probably a day 2 ur death u ill see or hear it.

^{Why should} BURUJI KASHIMU _{be indited ??}

Politics › Re: Barcanista, Buhari's Social Program; More Of A Possibility by Atmmachine(m): 6:49pm On Apr 20, 2015

sarahatuba:
i meant i just replied ur msg

Where ?? on [size=90pt]NAIRALAND ??[/size]

Nairaland is a public forum

^{You on facebook ??}

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