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Mine was so funny..

She took one of my balls
I was with her crying & begging like a kid.

She is not the wicked type.
She later returned my ball.

If i see over pretty girl now, i dey run like mad man

I can make any girl cum, even them circumsized..

You can pm me for more details.
I can say some dirty stuffs here or i will be banned for 1 year

Who is #Joan Rivers ?

Smelly pucci..
I know you're guilty

peppyluv02: Good to know your sisters are ashawos!

softsparkyy: Are you short?

Lol
No, I'm not short.

jonsin: every thing about them is short
1. their pocket
2. their finger
3. their Hmmmmmmm (if you know what I mean)

My nigga.
Are you their creator ??

jonsin: lol guy you harsh o, but its true sha, when u try to chat these babes up, they start forming like Agbani Darego

I wonder ooooo
Even if their pucci are made of gold.

With 500 naira i will carry any ashawo

All the girls are ashawo:
Ashawo will collect money after forking her.
Your girlfriend will also demand money after forking her..

What's the difference between these girls & ashawo ??

softsparkyy: Tell me three reasons why I shouldn't.

Do you like short guys ??

The reason why he rejected your woo-ing.

#He thought you ain't serious, if were serious, you would have sent him a Private Message.
#He knows what you gonna ask afterwards. "Recharge card.
#He maybe Gay.

Why are you complaining

This is exactly what guys endure, After wasting your time trying to woo girls they will tell you : "Please, I'm not interested.
Or "Please, slippers get size.

It's our turn to do the shakara.

You never see anything.

3cycle: As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

Maybe, He is gay

ThoniaSlim: Sorry dear, you cannot be my father, cus he is not such a disgrace!

Smelly pucci..
I blame the owner of Nairaland for making everyone to be on the same level.

My daughter.
I'm not your mate.
Good bye

Nigerians & their low mentality..

You can't be comfortable wearing jeans on a hot summer..
If you know how hot it gets in Summer you will not wear underwaear throughout summer.

MsNas: When did I say that? I just asked where the queue was in the picture that was posted in the frontpage of this thread. All I see is people lounging outside on a hot summer day before they die of heatstroke.

I have actually queued outside Walmart or what have you before on Black Friday, not because I was jobless but because I wanted to buy stuffs for rock bottom prices. Have a great day.

#Peace.

ThoniaSlim: In your attempt to be sacarstic or funny, you just displayed your level of ignorance!

If you actually knew how the system works abroad, you'll understand that a lot of people live off their credit cards. So just because they use a $1000 phone doesn't mean they can afford it. Not saying they all jobless but most on that queue are!

As for using a 56,000 naira phone, so what? I got better priorities to focus on than buying a 165000 naira phone to impress a bunch of clowns!

Goes to show your level of maturity and where your priorities lie. Don't worry I give you some more years to grow up, hoping that it doesn't turn out to be a case of a f.o.o.l at 40.

My daughter.
I'm sorry to say this :

You're a joke

MsNas: How does it matter in this conversation? Point is, I live there..

Sorry !!
But you said you haven't seen Americans queuing to purchase new items

Nigerians.
Do you know what siri is ?
Siri is an iphone application that helps you do anything.

Siri can get you any girls number you need. even Nicki Minaj's phone number.

Stop displaying your level of ignorance on Nairaland.

MsNas: I don't live in America? Please tell me where I live then

Where in America do you live ??

Nigerians are so disgusting..

You see people waiting outside the apple store to grab their new iphone 6, you just assume they are poor & jobless..
Can a poor & jobbless guy buy a phone worth $1000 which is approximately one hundred & thirty six thousand naira ?

How many people in Nigeria uses the iphone 5 ??

MsNas: Lies. Which US city is this? Why would anybody camp out for a phone that hasn't even been announced yet?

You don't live in America.
You haven;t seen people waiting for days at walmart just to grab a new item.

ThoniaSlim: When I'm not jobless! Those peeps are obviously very jobless! Cus no busy person would be stupid enough to go queue for a phone you'll probably get in a couple of months time for a lesser price!

They are jobless yet they have $1000 to pay for the iphone 6
You are not jobless but can you afford a 56 thousand naira phone

Just thank your God..
I don't live near where you cultivated those watermelons, i will just wait for the thing to get ripe, then i will come in the middle of the night & kidnap the whole stuff.

No one on this earth can scam me..

Before i pay for anything i wanna buy, i must see it with my N.aked eyes

I pray they keep dropping..


Nigerians don't give a fork about their country because our leaders dey play hide & seek with us

GEJ till 2078

Why not use search for the money Obasanjo,IBB,Abacha,Otedollar & Ibori stole

Story for the gods

Is there anything wrong in a female proposing to her male partner ??

Asking guys to lick their plate during sex

Kachisbarbie: I love it all...
Pouting is just a trend, and I do it when I wanna kid around and it sure fits me...
Girls demanding so much on a date, I used to think it's something that happens only in Nigerian movies, till it happened to my hubbys' friend

...this guy has refused to marry over the years, finally started hooking up with 1 girl and said she is the one, went to her sch to pay her a visit nd she came with four friends who made multiple orders. He said he could have easily stopped them, but he just wanted to watch them mumu. After that he broke up with the girl and he has refused to marry again...hahahaha

The first time my hubby took me on a date, I ordered meatpie/fanta...lol.

Why are you so pretty ??