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Mrschima...
You're married but you still keep male friends, what do you need them for ? Are they your pastors ?/?/?/?


How would you feel if Chima decides to keep strings of female frieends ?

Though your private life is non of my business, but i think you need to grow up..

Thanks, My sweet heart
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Mskrisx: Wow

Damn..
Girlie, You're just an Angel
#Queen
#Astonishing_Beauty
#Shorts_Of_Words

MrsChima: black men can't be trusted

Can you name a white man who had only one marriage in his lifetime ?

MrsChima:

Let the joblessness blokes have their fun...just maybe I can save five Nigerian boys from the wrath of poor and frustrated Nigerian mob.

R.I.P _ Grammer
Signed= #Mrschima


Smelly pucci who claim she lives in America..
I see alot of uneducated folks who speak good grammer in New York City.



#Shots_Fired

Real madrid bought flop illaramendi for 45 million euro, una no talk
Real madrid bought useless James Rodriguez for 67 million euro, una no talk
Barcelona bought Luiz Suarez with 9 game suspension for 45 million euro, una no talk
Arsenal bought clueless Mesut Ozil for 45 million euro, una no talk
Chelsea bought china phone named sister Torres, una no talk





Manchester United just spent a little money, una come dey cry like say na una papa money we thief



Haters_ suck my Dicckk !!!!

Ok....
My father went to work, i will inform him when he comes back

Real Madrid took our Devil _C.Ronaldo
Manchester United took Real Madrid's ANgel

Op..
Weed is not good for you.
None of your family members have been on a plane..


Who bought the flight ticket for you /??


Na only okada & molue you sabi

P.square got their own jet @ 50 million naira..
Davido bought his @ 25 million naira, he bought it last two months before his sister's wedding in New York

skyrocketters: his the first nigerian artist to acquire a jet

He is'nt..
Psquare got a private jet

What happened in 1867 will repeat itself again

You don smoke weed again ?


When i smoke weed i go dey reason strange stuffs like "What If i see 5 Million naira For Road While Going Home"

Where were you when i won 40 million on WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE ?

rahymat: I dnt nid ur help ma islam forbids gambling

But islam no forbid sex ?

Curse no dey work..

I use to go to shrines to kidnap the fowls,goats & hot drinks meant for appeasing the gods..
Why am i not dead ?

No be akara be this ??

Balotelli completes a 25 million euro move from Ac Milan to Liverpool...


Best of lucks

I rep Philadelphia Devil..
But we don't have a female bike club in Pennsylvania

The first time i travelled out of Nigeria, i was travelling to America & i had my first transit in Doha Qatar..
I nearly missed my flight in Qatar because i was busy watching the beautiful city,when i got to Germany for my 2nd transit i nearly missed my flight again, But when i got to America, i was seriously angry.

America is overrated, all they have are vast states,Free foods and large roads..
Alaska which is a state in America is bigger than Nigeria & Ghana put together.

Inemobot: Am aspiring of building suite hotel there. Please i need more answer.

How much do you have
I know that building houses in America ain't cheap, but buying houses may be cheaper..

The kinda building that can serve as a hotel may be sold for $187.90

If you have the money to buy & establish businesses all over America, no one will disturb you.

All those mexican guys that sneaks into the U.S through the border have their own businesses yet they don't have papers.

Every female has a source of income in between her legs..

How much do they make from Movies

The last time i checked,Nigerians no longer buy home movies, They watch it on youtube without paying any fee.


So, Acting movies gave them the millions of naira





In Olamide's voice.: "Story For The gods"

In Olamide's voice "Story For The gods"

No be thier papa money dem dey squander ?












God punish GEJ

Artorius: I actually expected to find Google there, but then I guess they have a lot of machines to perform many tasks

Facebook isn't on that list, why do you expect to see Google

We are talking of real companies,some niggas be talking about Dangote..
Who is Dangote ??

There are only 9 Dangote has only 10 companies in Nigeria.

There are about 300 walmart outlets in Pennsylvania,Ohio,Arizona & illinois alone.

All the girls i dated jokingly told me how they're double-minded in dating handsome guyz..
They said handsome guys are male pros*titutes .
I like dating them much older ladies

I see myself having sex with Nicki Minaj every night in my dream.

Please, someone should interpret the dream for me ..

Chizos !!!!!!!

This guy tall ooo

Op..

Your wife dey suffer ooo
So, na heavy weight like you dey dey ontop of her all night..

Gistmelove ..

Na liquid polish you take dey bath ?

My lawd..

This man don smoke enough weed.
See as im dey point his dirty finger like who wan sell land
What is in his tumbler ? Ogogoro or Water